Thanks for the reviews, only two but two's better than nothing so I thank you. The first reviews to my first story, feels so good, hehe I'm ranting a bit, anyway on with the story, I have to apologize because I won't be able to update often since I'm busy with my exams so please bear with me.
I do not own Bleach, if I did Halibel would have had a bigger part.
Chapter2
Wolfie: Hello everybody, welcome to the first official chapter of Halibel's wiki.
Halibel: Hi…Wolfie couldn't you have chosen a better name for the story you know? Wiki sounds so strange, where do you get it from?
Wolfie: Wikipedia, before you ask, I'll explain later…maybe. Anyway, lets start the questions, the first one(s) are from…Aoi-Mizu!.., Hey! Your profile picture is also a wolf, they're my favourite animals, I also have one on my profile page…well technically it's a werewolf but same difference.
Halibel: I think you're wandering a little off subject…why didn't you just get someone from wolf's rain to answer your questions if you like wolves so much?
Wolfie: Trust me, they're harder to find than I thought and I don't really watch the show you know.
Halibel: Whatever, aren't I supposed to answer a question or something?
Wolfie: Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that, rubs back of head sheepishly, Anyway back to Aio-Mizu, since you're my first ever reviewer I'm turning on my stove right now to bake a batch of waffles specially for you, if you're not on a diet, you're my reviewer
of honour so if you want me to do anything, just ask.
Halibel: ……..
Wolfie: Alright alright, officially onto the questions…
Aoi-Mizu: Awesome! Ok, I have a question.(Or a few...hehe, Halibel is one of my favorite characters...)
Wolfie: Mine too, who's your others?
Halibel: Oh boy…
1: How does it feel being the only female espada?
Halibel: Neliel got that position before me unfortunately, but currently, it is quite good in some aspects and bad in others.
Wolfie: Like what?
Halibel: The good part is that I get certain honours, for example, in some meetings if I'm there, Aizen says "Ladies and Gentlemen" especially for my benefit. But the bad part is that Nnoitra always picks on me like he did on Neliel.
Wolfie: I see, that's really annoying huh?
Halibel: You have no idea.
2: How do you put up with all the arrogant, impulsive and bloodthirsty male Espadas(excluding Ulqiorra)?
Halibel: With a lot of trouble, that's partially why I'm so different, about the only male that's different is Stark so that's why I prefer to stay away from the others and I usually talk to Stark if I'm bored. Ulquiorra's too quiet.
Wolfie: Are you sure that's the only reason? ; )
Halibel: Are you implying something?
3: How do you feel about Aizen?
Halibel: I used to be extremely loyal to him, because he gave me power but right now because he betrayed me I just want to murder him in 101 different ways.
Wolfie: Hence the book, I was just reading the first chapter and I love it.
Halibel: Let me see.
Wolfie: Hides book, Not so fast, finish all your questions first.
4: How do you feel about your Fraccion?
Halibel: Apache, Mila-Rose and Sunsun were like daughters to me, I blamed the captain commander for their deaths but now I realize it's Aizen's fault because he's the reason we went into battle in the first place. But they were really conflictive, their arguing almost drove me mad, though if their teamwork were better they would probably have been able to control Allon and not gotten themselves killed.
5: This isn't really a question, so just tell HAlibel she rocks!
Halibel: Thank you, you're the first one to compliment me.
Wolfie: And that's the truth, by the way, that episode you were talking about was 63 not 66, I checked, it was so funny but scary. Uh by the way, are you a boy or girl because for some reason I get the feeling that you are a girl.
Halibel: What are you talking about?
Wolfie: You'll see, now for the second reviewer, you can also have waffles, I have enough.
Halibel: Ahem
Wolfie: Anyway, give it up for…Dareth!
Dareth: Now, I'm going to sound like an obsessed fanboy (which I'm not,and yes, a fanboy or a fangirl are - THINGS(as in "not sentient)),
Halibel: This ought to be interesting.
Wolfie: Yep,let's listen.
but this has to be said..."Leave Halibel alone! For crying out loud! Her fraccione were murdered,
Halibel: starts to sniffle I miss them so much.
Wolfie: There, there pats Halibel on the back
she didn't get much screentime and in the end she was stabbed in the back by one, whom she followed!
Halibel: I hate that #%%#$ing Aizen
Wolfie: You have a…colourful vocabulary.
Seriously! It's like she was put in the series to look good...which she does..."
Halibel: Thanks a lot, that cheered me up quite a bit, thanks you're a really nice guy.
Wolfie: Phew, I almost thought that you were going to make her cry, nice save!
Halibel: Anyway, are there any more questions?
Wolfie: Nope, that's it for today.
Halibel: So will you finally let me read?
Wolfie: Yep takes out book
Halibel: Last time you said it was how to choke Aizen with his own zanpakuto right?
Wolfie: Well I lied, it just sounded good, you'll see that part later, the first chapter is much better than that. Opens book
Chapter 1- Have Unohana smile at Aizen
Wolfie: Wow
Halibel: sweatdrops, who's that, anyway this is ridiculous! Smiles can't kill, who wrote this book anyway.
Wolfie that's where you're wrong, oh before I forget here's the waffles hands out waffles to reviewers and Halibel and keeps some Anyway, Unohana was the first one to figure out that Aizen was up to no good and when she confronted him he had the perfect chance to kill her but he didn't, you know why?
Halibel: He wasn't interested or he didn't see her as a threat?
Wolfie: Quite the opposite, you've heard the saying, looks can kill, right? Anyway they recently invented a new one for Unohana "Smiles can kill"
Halibel: I find that a little hard to believe.
Door opens and Unohana comes in
Wolfie: sweats Uh what are you doing here, I don't think you should be here.
Unohana: Really? I heard that I was involved in this story, what a pity, don't you think that I should stay. Smiles
Wolfie: sweats harder Uh… forget what I said earlier, You can stay for the rest of the chapter.
Halibel: whispers I see what you meant
Unohana: Those waffles look delicious, can I have one please?
Wolfie: Well there isn't anymore, I'm the only one who haven't touched my waffles yet, everyone else has already begun eating.
Unohana: Oh what a pity, couldn't you spare one? Smiles wider
Halibel: Chokes on her waffle
Wolfie: sweats even worse You know what, take them all… I'm… on a diet anyway…they look so good.
Unohana: Why thank you, that's kind of you.
Wolfie: Anyway, that's it for this chapter, thank you everyone.
Unohana: Please review Smiles and opens her eyes
Wolfie: Faints
Halibel: This woman is ten times stronger and more invincible than Aizen-Sama. I think that I will follow Unohana-sama from now on.
And that's it, please review or I might ask Unohana to come and visit you, I have to thank Aoi-mizu for the Unohana idea, it was awesome, perhaps you have some more pleeeaaase.