Hello again everybody, nice to see you're still sticking with me. I repeat, don't expect me to update too quickly because I'm kinda banned from the internet.
Disclaimer- Unohana: "Wolfie does not own Bleach" smiles, opens her eyes, then leaves.
Wolfie: Peeks out from behind Halibel, Is she gone yet?
Halibel: Yes, you can come out and reclaim your honor now and good luck with that, I think you just ruined your self image.
Wolfie: Clears throat Ahem, Welcome back to Halibel's wiki.
Halibel: Why haven't you thought of a better name yet?
Wolfie: Shut up and don't interrupt me when I'm busy with a speech. Now to the first question from… lols!...where do you get that name anyway?
Halibel: Don't be rude or they will stop reviewing.
Lols: I have it on good authority that you loved aizen more than kel loves orange soda. IS IT TRUE? IS IT TRUE?
Halibel: Firstly, No! It most certainly is NOT true, I merely respected Aizen a great deal but that's it. Secondly, who's this authority you're talking about? I demand to speak to whoever said that…-
Wolfie: I think killing is higher on your to-do list than speaking.
Halibel: Shut up! Thirdly, who the hell is kel? ……that rhymes.
Wolfie: Perhaps kel is someone who absolutely hates orange soda and thus the statement would make sense, orange soda? Is that Fanta Orange, that's what I call it. I love it too.
Halibel: You're not helping.
Wolfie: Anyway, on to the next batch of questions…
Halibel: Idiot, batch is a collective noun for stuff like cakes.
Wolfie: Well I eat questions like I eat cakes.
Halibel: Nice comeback but won't you choke on the computer screen?
Wolfie: …Alright, you're better at comebacks, lets just get on with it. They next one is… Hey! Welcome back nonfanboy-Dareth!
Halibel: Is that the one who made me go through so many mood swings?
Wolfie: Yep, that's him.
Dareth: Hm...Captain Unohana is the kindest person in Bleach, but she is only the second strongest (though Yamamoto did say once that he is afraid of his doctor...but that could be anyone...).
Wolfie: Odd, where did you hear that? Well the only one who could have scared Captain Commander Yamamoto must be Unohana. I'd rather not think there was someone worse than Unohana-taicho.
Halibel: Yamamoto is the strongest? Rubbish. I saw how that guy killed my fraccion. All I have to do is soak him and the battle is as good as won.
Wolfie: Well said but are you planning to fight him then?
Halibel: Not yet, Aizen is first on my to-kill list.
Wolfie: Does such a thing even exist?
Anyways I suppose I should ask some questions:
1). Can Halibel sing?
Halibel: Well, I used to be a singer when I was still a human, but since I've died I haven't tried singing again. Besides, my hollow mask is not good for acoustics you know.
Wolfie: Really, I never pictured you as a singer, though you do have a very smooth voice, I'd like to hear you sing sometime.
Halibel: Maybe later. Yeah right, never in a million years
2). Is Halibel's name really Halibel or Harribel...(it sounds...wrong...)
Halibel: Well you see, I was named after some kinda architecht named "Harry Bell Measures" and that's where Harribel first started but you are right. It does not sound right so eventually my name was changed to Halibel which sounds nicer and more feminine.
Wolfie: Why don't you just make it Belle or something, then it fits with both names and it sounds cute.
Halibel: That is ridiculous, almost every second person has that name. At least I can pride myself in the fact that I have a very original name.
3). If Halibel had a choice between: ripping out Aizen's eyeballs and stuffing them down his throat, slashing him open and strangling him with his intestines, then rending flesh from his bones and grinding the remains to dust or feeding him Inoe's cooking, what would Halibel choose?
Halibel: Wow, you have a violent mind…
Wolfie: No kidding, I'd get nightmares for weeks if I saw any of that, but really, what would you pick?
Halibel: Well, the eyeball plucking sounds like the type of thing that Loly and Menoly would do and how bad can Inoue's cooking be? So I'd go with option 2 since he practically slashed me open too.
Wolfie: Uh…about Inoue's cooking….
Halibel: What?
Wolfie: I'll explain later.
Halibel: You always say that but you never do…by the way, have you noticed that Dareth must have used my name about five or six times already.
Wolfie: Come to think of it, you're right.
Note: I used Halibel's name instead of she,her because I like the sound and view off Halibel's name...Halibel...it gives you a sort of peaceful feeling...
Wolfie: Oh I see. Haalibeeeeellll, he's right, it sounds so smooth.
Halibel: That explains it but please stop that Wolfie, it sounds weird.
Wolfie: Strange that an evil person from the Bleach hell Hueco-Mundo can sound so peaceful.
Halibel: Here we go again, firstly, I'm not evil, it's just a point of view, to me, the shinigami are evil. Secondly, what the hell is bleach. Thirdly, please stop going on about my name.
Wolfie: Fine, we'll go on. Up next… Hey it's my honored reviewer Aoi-Mizu, glad to see you're back.
Halibel: Likewise
Aoi-Mizu: Oh my god! That was hilarious! My stomach started hurting!! ^_^
Halibel: That's odd, I don't recall telling any jokes.
Wolfie: I think she was referring to the…gulps…Unohana incident.
Halibel: Oh, you're right, that was pretty funny.
Wolfie: Speak for yourself, it's funny to the smiler but not to the smilee.
Halibel: Speaking of her, maybe you shouldn't talk about her, remember. She found out that she was in the story.
Wolfie: Unohana, never, I was talking about … uh Ukitake. Peeks over shoulder
Halibel: Relax, she's not here, lets just continue.
I love this chapter. Thanks for answering my questions! And you were right the episode was 66, I was re watching some of them this weekend
Wolfie: Uh, I think I just said that it was 63 not 66, oh well, doesn't matter.
Halibel: And don't worry about the questions, you were the first reviewer so I'll always answer them.
. And I'm a girl.
Wolfie: Yes! I knew it, my wolf instinct was correct, I'm a girl too.
Halibel: Uh perhaps it was her name that gave you a clue Einstein.
Hm, I don't have anymore questions right now
Wolfie: That's ok, it's just nice hearing from you, and about the rest of your suggestion, the first one, well, it sounds interesting but it's a little tricky so give me a chapter or two to work on that alright?
Halibel: I thought you were so smart Wolfie, just use your imagination or something.
Wolfie: Oh shut up, and the second suggestion, well I have something to admit. I'm deaf so I don't listen to music and thus don't know any songs. Weird huh?
Halibel: Really, so that's what those strange things in your ears are, I thought it was a new trend. No wonder you're addicted to reading.
Wolfie: (I'm not posting the ideas on the chapters but speaking to you directly otherwise it would spoil the book ok?) Anyway, that's all the questions for today so what do you say to looking at chapter two of 101 ways to murder Aizen.
Halibel: Finally, let's see.
Wolfie: brings out book and opens it
Chapter2- Have Aizen eat Orihime Inoue's cooking
Halibel: Huh, Inoue's cooking again, what's so bad about that anyway, I like exotic foods.
Wolfie: That's what you think, personally my opininion is… Inoue does not have tastebuds, never had, never will.
Halibel: Stop making a mountain of a molehill.
Wolfie: Actually I'm doing it the other way around, but guess what, I invited Inoue over to specially cook you one of her favourite meals.
Door opens and Inoue comes in
Inoue: Wolfie-chan, Halibel-chan, thanks for agreeing to eat with me. No one ever does, they're always on diets, even Tatuki-chan who is so thin.
Wolfie: I wonder why.
Inoue: Halibel-chan, here is some food for you I worked hours on this meal so it's perfect.
Halibel: takes bowl and starts eating thanks, what's in this anyway/
Inoue: Salami, Tuna, Mustard, bread, peas, chocolate, milk, soya-beans, ketchup, rice, asparagus, pumpkin and some other ingredients.
Halibel: turns grey
Inoue: Oh Halibel-chan, I can see why they call you a shark sometimes, your skincolour is the same as a shark's skin. Eat up, the food'll make you feel better in no time.
Wolfie: Rolls on floor laughing, "you're the one who said she couldn't be that bad so eat up" almost splits a gut from laughing
Inoue: Oh that's right Wolfie-chan, of course I didn't forget about you, I brought you an even bigger bowl of that.
Wolfie: turns green uh…thank you very much, that looks delicious… but uh.. unfortunately I'm on a diet too, diets are in fashion you see.
Inoue: Really, that's good because I planned ahead for that, you see. All those ingredients I mentioned only make up to 10% of the food for the taste, the other 90% is pure spinach with some broccoli, very healthy and perfect for a diet.
Halibel: chokes on food and almost suffocates
Inoue: Your diet won't matter so eat up, eat up, It's delicious see!
Three hours later
Wolfie and Halibel manages to choke down the last of the food with extremely green faces.
Wolfie: gags Uh thanks Inoue, we're finished for today so you can go now.
Inoue: smiles brightly Of course, you were such good company, next time I make a new recipe I'll come and cook for you again. Byebye.
Inoue leaves
Halibel: You'll pay for that.
Wolfie: gags I already did.
Halibel: Anyway, that's it for today so we'll conclude this chapter. By the way, can't you invite someone else for a while, it's a bit lonely you know, you're not good enough company.
Wolfie: pouts fine, tell you what! I'll go through all the espada first so that you are with people that you know ok? We'll start with Coyote Stark and Lilynette Gingerback.
Halibel: Good, I like them.
Wolfie: Please review or I'll tell Inoue that you're just dying to taste her cooking.
Halibel: Literately, if I wasn't already dead, that would have killed me.
Ok everybody, that's it. Just a warning, if you don't see your questions appear then that means they will be on the next chapter since I only check reviews once before I start writing again Ok? And for my other story I'm doing an arrancar encyclopedia at the end of every chapter. I just explain something in the anime and gives it a funny twist like Gin so please, do you have any ideas for that. (Something that I can explain properly please) You should read it, they are pretty funny and I already have the next chapter done for that story, I just need an idea for the encyclopedia. Also, expect to see Stark and Lilynette the next chapter, I'm going to move through the espada. By the way, you can give dares too if you want but dumb stuff like yaoi or raping dressing up and singing. Everybody does that and it's just boring. Give proper interesting dares. Thank you.
Ultrawolfie out.