Well howdy do everybody, welcome back. I see that some have favourited this story like Dareth and Aoi-Mizu so thank you. Remember you can send questions and dares for both me and the guests and please send in ideas for the book. Even if it sounds ridiculous, just send it. I might be able to get something really good from that like the Unohana chapter.
Chapter 4
Wolfie: And we're back, how's everybody?
Halibel: Same as always.
Stark: Tired and bored.
Lilynette: Great, so we're the first guests on this?
Wolfie: Yep, when I don't get too many questions then I get more characters to get more attention.
Stark: Are we ever going to have to come back or something?
Wolfie: That depends, if the reviewers like you, then yes but otherwise no. I'll try to move through all the espada and some other characters first before I invite someone again.
Halibel: All right you two, this is the procedure, the reviewers send the questions or dares, we do what they want and at the end of the chapter we read a chapter of "101 ways to murder Aizen" Ok?
Stark: It's unlike you to be so motivated in something like this.
Halibel: I'm just doing it for the book.
Lilynette: Why do you want to murder Aizen-Sama, I thought you liked him so much?
Halibel: Respected not liked, the #%$er betrayed me.
Wolfie: Yes, take a look at this, it happened right after you died. Replays part of Halibel's defeat.
Lilynette: Wow, bastard
Stark: That son of a bitch.
Wolfie: Actually, that's just an insult to dogs and wolves, comparing him with one of them.
Halibel: Gives of evil aura. Someday, I'll get my revenge, just you wait Aizen. I'd like to see you with Inoue or Unohana.
Lilynette: By the way, weren't we supposed to do questions?
Wolfie: Oh yeah, I forgot. First reviewer, welcome back Dareth.
Stark: Who is this guy.
Halibel: a non-believer in fanboys or fangirls but still a good friend to me.
Actually...this time Inuoe's cooking was decent...I remember a time when Inoe did her best to make Toushiro appreciated and put all her heart into making his dinner...you can imagine his reaction...
Halibel: I pity him from the depths of my heart.
Stark: Hollows don't have hearts.
Halibel: Figuratively.
Wolfie: That's a shame, he was one of my favourite characters.
Lilynette: When's the funeral?
"OH GOD, IT'S BURNING MY EYEBALLS OUT!" Hitsugaya screamed, desperately pouring ice right out of Orihime's freezer and into his mouth in an effort to quench whatever the Hell it was the the girl had just fed him.
Halibel: Probably lava.
Stark: I'd go for spices, curry and a lot of Tabasco, I tasted that once.
Lilynette: Yeah, I poured it in his mouth to wake him up. His reaction was hilarious.
Wolfie: Which episode was that anyway? Arrancar arc, because I don't have a lot of those, just 130-143, 48-103 and the whole Hueco-Mundo arc. 144-206 Amagai arc excluded (You have no idea how difficult it is for me to get the anime so I watch the manga instead.
Halibel: That's a little off-topic.
Orihime, who had just demolished nearly a pound of the exact same substance without ill effects (She wasn't exactly sure what it was, despite having made it herself. In her defense, she really didn't pay much attention to things like that.), looked on quizically. "Um… what's wrong, Toshiro? Should I have put salt on it?"
Halibel: Like I said, no tastebuds.
Wolfie: With her luck, she'll put pepper or baking soda on it.
Lilynette: Perhaps I should ask her for some tips. Her food sounds hot enough to keep you awake for quite a while. Grins evilly
Stark: Don't you dare, I'll lock you in with Apache, Mila-Rose and Sun-Sun.
"Oh, sweet lord, it burned like lava mixed with acid…" Hitsugaya gasped after polishing off the last of the ice in the house. "I think some of my Gigai's teeth actually melted…"
Stark: It probably was.
Lilynette: I wonder if he had to go to the dentist?
Halibel: I wonder how anybody can even stomach her monstrous creations that she call food.
Wolfie: Actually, Hitsugaya's vice-captain Matsumoto loves Inoue's food.
Halibel: The sake killed her tastebuds so that makes sense.
It happened after he had eaten ONE spoonfull of the substance...after Kurotsuchi learned of this incident he immediatly requested Inoe to be transferred to his division upon becoming a shinigami...
Stark: Sounds just like the sick idea of Szayel-Aporro to invite her to cook the espada's food instead of them taking it in turns.
Lilynette: That's a pretty good idea, I should do it.
Halibel: What does that scientist want with her?
Wolfie: He probably wants to create a new poison for Konjiki Ashisogi-Jizo.
While we mentioned Hitsugaya, I have a question concerning him:
1). Does Halibel respect Hitsugaya? (you see there were rumors,most likely spread around by Matsumoto, that he had a thing for Halibel).
Halibel: I respect him as a good fighter and well aware of the laws of battle but that's about it since I don't know him that well. Though I'm pretty sure that I can defeat him in combat. I just shouldn't use my resurrection because I was already winning but my water gave him a weapon.
Wolfie: And where exactly did Matsumoto hear that I'm interested to know?
Lilynette: Probably sucked the information out of her sake bottle like usual.
Stark: I have the greatest respect for the boy now that I heard about his survival.
Lilynette: You mean his fight with Halibel?
Stark: No, I mean his fight with the woman's cooking.
Wolfie: Go figure. Anyway, there's a review from Euregatto, though it's just a comment, no questions.
Euregatto: lol poor Aizen XD
Halibel: Yes, when I'm finished with him he'll wish that he stayed with the shinigami.
Wolfie: Yeah, Euregatto. Do you have any evil ideas for Halibel's revenge.
Lilynette: Don't encourage her.
Wolfie: Oh by the way, did you know that Euregatto has a lot of stories about Halibel and Stark as a pairing, care to comment?
Halibel and Stark: NO COMMENT!
Wolfie: Hey, about the reviewers, guess who's back?
Halibel: Well Dareth already went so it must be Aoi-Mizu.
Lilynette: Nice name, who's she?
Halibel: Wolfie's first reviewer to her first story ever.
Stark: So Wolfie holds her in high regard, I see.
Aoi-Mizu: Your honored reveiwer is back! That made my day. I've never been anything like that! Thanks!
Wolfie: You're welcome, I just hope you'll stay my honored reviewer.
Anyways, this chapter was great. I' haven't had any new ideas, but I have a new question.
What would you do if you got stuck in the world of hte living and had to be in a gigai?
Halibel: Well, I'd probably take up singing again or do all the fun things that I never could when I was alive.
Stark: Ride a horse?
Halibel: Already did that.
Lilynette: Go bungee jumping?
Halibel: Who's crazy enough to go jump of a bridge.
Wolfie: Ok, moving on you lot.
Hehehe, hope that wasn't too evil of a question Halibel! And I saw in your last chapter that you wanted to know who my other favorite character are. The list is quite long, so I'll narrow it down to m top TOP favorites...
Halibel: The question didn't bother me, but Lilynette and Stark are starting to annoy me.
Stark: Fly a plane?
Halibel: Boring.
Lilynette: Eat Orihime's food.
Halibel: Already did that, never again.
Wolfie: Never say never.
Ok,
Tia Halibel :3
Toshiro Hitsuguya
Gin Ichimaru
Rangiku Matsumoto
Kenpachi Zaraki
Jushiro Ukitake
Yachiru Kusajishi
Stark: That's a lot.
Lilynette: I like Yachiru, it's fun eating candy with her.
Halibel: Hitsugaya and Gin? Well, glad to see I'm one of your favourites.
Wolfie: Glad to see that someone remembers old Ukitake.
Renji Abarai
Ichigo Kurosaki
Rukia Kuchiki
Ise Nanao
Retsu Unohana
Isane Kotetsu
Soi Fon
Yoruichi Shihoin
Kisuke Urahara and all the Vaizards!
Stark: Whoa! And these are only some of the favourites.
Lilynette: Notice that we're not included, that's sad.
Halibel: You actually like Unohana!!!!! She's evil.
Wolfie: My favourites are- Halibel, Stark, Lilynette, Komamura, Tatsuki, Grimmjow, Ulquiorra, Hitsugaya, Neliel, Kensei, Kaien and Aaroniero. As you can see, I favor the hollows.
Stark, Halibel and Lilynette: AARONIERO?
Wolfie: Don't misunderstand, I just like his name. It sounds so badass. Aaroniero Arrureurie.
Stark: Ok, that's just weird.
I know it's still pretty long. Peace out!
Stark: No kidding, I almost fell asleep halfway through the list.
Lilynette: See ya.
Halibel: Till next time.
Wolfie: Shows peace sign Looks like we have a new reviewer this time. Give it up for… only4bass.
Only4bass: First of all i love how well this interview is moving along. Well i am currently writing a Halibel/Ichigo fanfiction (check it out) an wanted to see if halibel herself could help me out
Wolfie: Check it out? You must be joking. I've been reading that story since there was only 5 chapters. I love it.
Lilynette: Consequences of becoming a Vasto lord, to all the other readers, go read it. It's great.
Stark: The first story in a long time that doesn't pair me up with Halibel.
Halibel: I thought I already was a Vasto lord? Oh well, I wouldn't mind helping out.
Wolfie: Sorry, I don't review. I promise that I will starting now. It's just that I'm not allowed on the internet for too long so I just go to whatever story I'm reading then I turn of the internet so I don't get a chance to review.
Question 1. What do you (Halibel) think of being paired with a hollowfied version Ichigo?
Halibel: It sound ok since I'm a hollow myself but I would prefer Ichigo to be in control not Hichigo because from what I hear, the hollow is too wild and battle hungry and I'm a calm person.
Stark: So he's deciding whether Ichigo or Hichigo should win the fight.
Lilynette: I bet Hichigo wins and takes control for a while and everybody will wonder why "Ichigo" is acting so strange.
Stark: Well, then Ichigo will probably forced to rech some kinda agreement with Zangetsu to get his control back.
Wolfie: It's not your story, we'll just have to wait and see.
Question 3. You adrimed Ichigo's strength when he fought Grimmjow, but nothing else. Does Ichigo intrigue you?
Lilynette: I think you forgot question two.
Halibel: Yes, I realized how much like a hollow he was and don't really know much about vizards so I am curious about how this happened since he isn't nearly as old as the regular vizards.
Stark: Well he is pretty strange, I mean, a shinigami substitute beating the sexta espada.
Lilynette: Don't forget Ulquiorra.
Wolfie: But that was his hollow or something. He said so himself that it wasn't him.
Question 4. Can you even see yourself having a relationship with Ichigo
Halibel: That is a difficult question because technically, I haven't even met him and he's a lot younger than me but in certain circumstances like in your story it could be possible.
Lilynette: Eww,you like a human boy.
Stark: Shut up, she didn't say that.
Wolfie: Touche.
Question 5. Why are you so quiet?
Halibel: That's just part of my nature, like Nnoitra's a bastard. I'm just the serious type and don't want to let things that I don't want others to know slip and stuff like that.
Lilynette: Why is Stark so sleepy, why is Ulquiorra so melancholic and so forth.
Stark: Halibel's more the type to listen than speak, it's a good quality.
Wolfie: And it makes her seem more secretive lol.
Question 6. How would your fraccion react if you were in a relationship.
Halibel: Intersting question, they'd probably be surprised and worried at first because because we all normally look down on guys.
Lilynette: Apache and Mila-Rose will be jealous because someone else is getting Halibel's attention.
Stark: Sun-sun would probably tell them that they should just be happy because Halibel's happy.
Wolfie: I wonder if since their teamwork is better, if their minds are on the same wavelength would they be able to control Allon with their minds or something.
Question 7. Do you have any secret abilites aside from water based attacks when using ressurecion?
Halibel: There's one more extremely powerful water attack when the atmosphere is covered in enough water, remember, before Hitsugaya got me he realized that's what I was waiting for. Otherwise my segunda Etapa, if I taste blood in my mouth, I can use segunda etapa and completely go berserk in a Shark-Frenzy. My strength is greatly increased along with my speed and I turn completely on the offence, ignoring my defence so it's dangerous because I sacrifice my logic and thus might attack my friends.
Wolfie: Why have we never seen that?
Halibel: Because I hate it when that happens, it actually happened by accident when I bit my lip.
Stark: Ouch.
Lilynette: Bet everyone got trashed.
Wolfie: Anyway, on to the last reviewer of the day. Lets see…A Dreamer's eyes. Whoa nice profile pic.
Lilynette: What is it?
Stark: A close up view of Halibel's face, by the way Halibel…
Halibel: What?
Stark: You have nice eyes.
Halibel:…not sure how I'm supposed to react.
A Dreamer's eyes: Ah! The pain of seeing Halibel in such a injured state! I seriously teared up when I saw her being betrayed from that Bastard Aizen...She's to awesome.
Halibel: Another one who thinks I'm great, thank you.
Lilynette: I agree, all that blood, it was pretty gory.
Stark: You should get used to it since every single time someone gets hurt they spill at least a litre of blood. I mean, did you see when Kyoraku cut me, I didn't even know I had that much blood.
Wolfie: It's a little strange to me since I thought that you were all supposed to be spiritual bodies so there shouldn't even be any blood.
Halibel: Please change the subject. All this talk about blood is making me feel a little strange. Twitches
I'm not to fond of calling her Harribel...for one it sounds like Hannibal and a guys name...which she most certainly is not a guy!
Stark: I think that we can all agree with that since we've all seen her…assets.
Lilynette: Pervert.
Stark: Am not.
Lilynette: Are too.
Halibel: Yep, I've mentioned in another chapter that I also prefer Halibel so I agree.
Wolfie: Well her name is based off a guy's name, maybe you should check your spelling, you keep using one "o" in "too".
Lilynette: It doesn't matter, if we can understand what they say than it's fine.
Secondly Halibel: When was the first time you were introduced to Tiburon? Is it male/female? and does it behave like yourself?
Halibel: I met Tiburon for the first time one week after I became an arrancar. I was injured in a fight then my mind was transported to my inner landscape. It was an island in the middle of the sea. Tiburon is a male, he is usually in the form of a shark and swims around the island but when we talk or fight, he turns into a human form. Tiburon looks like some kinda tanned surfer punk then with wet black hair with blue streaks through them and only wears shorts so his abs are in clear view. His personality is kinda like an opposite of mine because he is a more fun-loving and friendly guy though he is quite serious in a fight and very apt at hand to hand combat-
Wolfie: Okay okay, we get the idea, we're going to be here all day if we let you talk. If someone asks you more about him then you can go on.
Stark: It's useless for anyone to ask me about my zanpakuto since it's just Lilynette.
Lilynette: kicks Stark in the shin.
Thirdly: (I'm writing a Halibel Kenpachi story :P) what do you think of such a pairing?
Halibel: That's a very odd pairing, I think that Kenpachi would be more interested in fighting me if he realizes that I'm much stronger than Nnoitra.
Stark: I don't think that guy's capable of loving anyone.
Lilynette: Except Unohana! Laughs but stops when she realizes that everyone's staring at her. What? They're both scary.
Wolfie: I'd certainly agree with that.
Fourthly: Halibel, did you ever meet Nel and if you did, did you enjoy her company? did you respect her?
Halibel: Only once, and that was when I was still a hollow. She was the third espada then and tried to convince me to join the espada but I refused and unlike the other espada she didn't like fighting so she didn't try to defeat me to bring me back so that was nice. I liked her personality, she was serious and friendly at the same time, similar to Tiburon. I respected her for respecting my privacy but didn't think that much of her strength since she was of adjuchas level.
Nice story so far!
Halibel: Thank you.
Lilynette: So far? It sounds like you think Wolfie's story is going to start getting boring.
Stark: It will if she doesn't get good ideas for the book.
Wolfie: Yes, I'm completely ashamed of myself if I think my humor standard is falling.
Halibel: That was the last question so lets get to the book.
Wolfie: takes out book and opens it. Alrighty then, on to chapter 4
Chapter 4-Have Gin glare at Aizen
Wolfie: hmm interesting.
Stark: But how are we going to manage that?
Lilynette: Easy, remember I'm the master of pranks so I'll handle it. Firstly, Hide all Gin's clotheshangers that he swallow to keep his smile so wide. Secondly, Put a note where the hangers was, saying: "I'm going to need these to make my grin more badass and evil than yours to raise my popularity. Yours truly, Aizen-Sama" Thirdly, go to Aizen's throne room and watch the show.
Halibel: Wow, did you just think of that yourself.
Lilynette: No I just DID that myself.
Stark: You already did it!!!!
Lilynette: Yes, Aizen's finished.
Door opens and Gin enters
Gin: Lilynette Gingerback, give my clotheshangers back right now!
Lilynette: How did you know it was me?
Gin: Easy, you're the only one who knows about the clotheshangers, everyone else actually thinks my smile is natural. Looks at camera I bet you did too, readers.
Stark: Guess you're caught Lilynette, return them.
Lilynette: Uh, I can't, I already gave them to Ulquiorra to make him more badass.
Somewhere else Ulquiorra smiles a Gin smile and every mirror in Las noches cracks
A mirror cracks in the room
Halibel: What the hell was that? A mirror cracked.
Stark: Ulquiorra just smiled.
Lilynette: that explains it. Notices an evil presence
Gin: shedding off some dangerous reiatsu You gave someone else my smile.
Gin stops smiling, opens eyes and starts glaring
Everyone passes out from fear
Gin cheers up and start smiling again
Gin: Please review, byebye.
Later
Wolfie: What on earth, soul society and Hueco-Mundo was that?
Halibel: An evil magic.
Wolfie: I guess the chapter is over then, oh wait? Stark and Lilynette are dead aren't they.
Halibel: Yes, so if you let them go, they'll die again.
Wolfie: Oh no! I can't have that on my conscience. Ok Stark, Lilynette, starting now, you can live in the spare room. If anyone wants to ask you something, you can come out but otherwise, enjoy!
Stark: Thanks, I've got dibs on the bed.
Lilynette: I'll definitely have fun.
Halibel: Without destroying the room.
Lilynette: Spoilsport.
Wolfie: There you have it, see you next time, please review.
Halibel: I think Gin already said that. By the way, did you notice? No-one asked Stark or Lilynette any questions.
Wolfie: It's not required, besides they're now permanent characters though they're behind the screens so you're still the main attraction.
All right, that's it. Please give me more ideas for the chapter ends. Wow this is the longest chapter I've written so far. Please review, I can go longer. My first exam's done 14 more to go. Stark and Lilynette are permanent characters if you want to ask them anything but the focus is still on Halibel. Remember, questions or dares. Targets: Halibel, Stark, Lilynette and me. I'm not bringing another character in next chapter but the one after that I'll probably bring in Barragan.
Ultrawolfie out.