Sadly I own nothing from the lands of Ooo or Aaa
After leaving behind the pink gumwad who's way in denial of his sexuality I realized despite how annoying and freaky he was he might have at least been able to guide me around this place. But on the plus side I had finally managed to get away from the gay rainbow land that was apparently the Candy Kingdom...sounds like a place where little kids get...nevermind!
"Smooth Red...real smooth." I muttered to myself face palming
"Hey do you need help?" A high pitched girl's voice asked me out of nowhere
"Uh yea. I'm kind of new and I kind of have no idea where the hell I am." I said as I looked up to see a girl a little younger than me with blonde hair sticking out of a bunny hood and she was wearing a blue shirt and skirt and a cat at her feet
"Aw you poor thing let me and Fionna help you out sugar." the cat...talked
'Ok Red no need to freak you've faced a gay guy in denial made of gum this is nothing...really...don't freak.' I pep talked myself
"The cat...she talked." I pointed out looking at the girl
"Yeah. Her name's Cake and I'm Fionna. Don't cats talk where you're from?" She asked me like it was no big deal
"Uh no." I said like it was obvious
"Oh. Well who are you and where are you from?" Fionna asked me
"My name's Blair, but my friends call me Red and I'm from here and there. Just let the wind take me wherever I wanna go." I answered her vaguely
"That is so...doesn't it ever get lonely?" Fionna whispered sounding sad at the end
"Naw it's all good so long as I've got my music and my freedom life's pretty sweet." I reassured the girl pulling my guitar in front of me and giving it a few strums
"Oh...cool. What is that?" Fionna chirped pointing at my guitar
"Oh this? This is my best pal Yune*, she's been through a lot with me. Wanna see something cool?" I asked getting a little excited
"Sure." Fionna answered
"Ok step back a little don't want your hair to catch." I said and after they both stepped back in confusion I pushed the button on Yune's neck
Both of their eyes widened in shock and awe as Yune opened her mouth and spewed out a large stream of fire over my shoulder and into the air, being careful not to catch myself on fire.
"Woah!" Fionna exclaimed in awe both of them jumping back further from me and the flame
I let go of the button and Yune closed her mouth and the fire instantly went out "Pretty sweet right?" I asked smirking
It looked like Fionna was gonna agree, but Cake interrupted instead by saying "That's pretty dangerous isn't it sweet pea?"
"Nah I've never actually set anyone on fire...I may have thought about it, but it was just whatever ya know?" I answered casually as I fiddled with Yune's strings
Both of their eyes went wide in horror and shock and I just couldn't hold it anymore. I started cracking up laughing using Yune as a crutch to keep myself from falling over
"Oh my God! You should see your faces right now." I sputtered through my laughter
This seemed to annoy Cake more than it seemed to bother Fionna, Fionna just blushed a little, "She is just like that boy, she seems like trouble to me Fionna and you don't need a second one of them running around you." Cake whispered loudly
"Uh Dude? Right here, can hear everything you're saying you know." I said stopping my laughter and waving to show my point
"Wait...she's just like Marshall!" Fionna seemed to either have a problem with repeating things or she had an idea
"Yea, that's my point baby cakes." Cake said looking at Fionna in worry
"You need a place to stay right?" Fionna asked me now
"Well yeah, but you don't have to let me crash with you. I mean seriously don't trouble yourself." I said swinging Yune onto my back again her head pointing to the sky, learned the hard way in the beginning that I could accidentally push the button and set the floor on fire...I was soo grounded after that
"Why don't we go over to Mashall Lee's and see if you can crash with him?" Fionna asked excitedly
"Uh...sure whatever." I shrugged wondering who the hell she was going to be leaving me with cause Marshall was totally a dude's name, but I could be wrong I knew a girl back home names George after all
It took us a while of walking and the whole way there Fionna and Cake were filling me in on who Marshall Lee was. Apparently he was some badass half-demon vampire dude with a sweet ax guitar and a bad attitude to match...I was liking the sound of the guy already and I haven't even met him yet.
When we came up to a cave entrance Fionna and Cake stopped for a minute "Well here we are Marshall Lee's place is inside."
"He lives in a cave?" I asked sharply
"Uh..yeah?" Fionna answered cautiously
"Sweet." I stated smirking
I could literally see Fionna relaxing, damn it was easy to get her riled up.
We entered the cave together and surprisingly while it was devoid of sunlight, like I had expected, it wasn't so dark that we couldn't see. In a clearing at the back of the cave stood a house. It was a little wooden shack with a large back porch hanging over the lake that was behind the house.
All in all from the outside the place didn't look half bad, might actually be cool to crash here if the dude isn't a total tool and let's me.
Fionna went up to the door and knocked politely making me roll my eyes and cross my arms. If this guy was her friend shouldn't she be able to just barge in? I would. The look on his face would be hilarious I'm sure.
It took a moment, but eventually someone did come to the door, or at least the door opened...with no one on the other side.
"Marshall?" Fionna called into the dimly lit room
*A cookie to whoever can guess where I got the name Yune from little hint it's a book reference