Al right everybody, three exams down and twelve to go. But the weekend gives me time to study since I have a difficult one on Monday. Oh well, there's something I want to ask. I've been checking the story's progress and noticed something. Over 500 people have read this story so far. That's amazing but if so many read then please tell me why I only get about three reviews for each chapter, it doesn't make sense at all!!!!!! Ok I'm done ranting. Let's start, thanks for reviewing, the three who did.
Chapter 6
Wolfie: Guten Morgen meine freunde! (German for good morning my friends)
Halibel: What the hell did you just say?
Barragan: How dare you use a strange language in my presence, that's just an insult to my greatness.
Yachiru: Danke Gleichfalls! (Thanks the same to you.)
Stark: Since when did you learn to speak German?
Yachiru: Since I stole Wolfie's German school book that she needs for studying.
Lilynette: She's my shinigami clone!
Wolfie: What the hell, When did you get that? Give it back!
Barragan: How dare you use such language in my presence! And no-one except me can give orders around here!
Wolfie: Yes your highness.
Barragan: I'm glad to see that you've learned your place underling.
Wolfie: whispers to Halibel He knows that I was sarcastic right?
Halibel: No, he's always like that, we don't even bother correcting him anymore. It's just not worth it.
Stark: Lets move on before a certain someone in the room orders us to build him a palace.
Barragan: I agree, the insolence of some people are amazing.
Yachiru and Lilynette rolls on floor laughing
Wolfie: Doesn't he even realize…never mind, moving on. The first reviewer today is another new face here… Grimdivide!
Halibel: That's a pretty grim name.
Grimdivide: Sorry I won't be happy excited to ask like the other reviewers. Meh, can't expect everyone to be.
Yachiru: Why not, just be happy.
Stark: Oh shut up, you get on my nerves almost as bad as Lilynette.
Lilynette: kicks Stark in the side
Questions:
1. What do you think it'd be like if you were a shinigami instead of a hollow?
Halibel: I probably wouldn't need to cover up my face anymore without the hollow mask and wear decent clothing. My zanpakuto should also be different. I don't think it would be hollow anymore but probably still have reiatsu and water type abilities.
Yachiru: Yay it would be great if all of you joined us and played with Ken-Chan.
Barragan: You dare suggest that I would play.
Yachiru: You're not invited Bony-Chan. Sticks out tongue
Wolfie: By the way, in Enchanted's fanfiction you and and a couple other arrancar get turned into shinigami. I really like that story but I wish that she would update again. You should read it, there's two stories, Silent force and Arcana and Halibel has a decent part.
2. Do ever wonder how Ulquiorra learned the Segunda Epata?
Halibel: I did a good part on that in my other story. I think its because he just trained lot more than the rest of us but I'm sure that I can reach it too if I work hard enough.
Stark: I thought that you said you already had it?
Halibel: I only said what it might be to help some other stories.
Well that's it. Oh right, Wolf, how about you see my Bleach/Dissidia: Final Fantasy Crossover. Still just starting but, I'm about to introduce the villains soon... Heheheh. I've thought of a funny way for Zidane to meet Halibel in a far off chapter. I've got to stop thinking ahead of myself.
Wolfie: A crossover, I don't noramally read those but it sounds interesting. Unfortunately I don't even watch final fantasy or Dissidia so I might have a hard time getting the feeling of the story.
Halibel: Who's Zidane?
Barragan: Interesting, there are other worlds for me to rule?
Stark: Thinking ahead is a good quality, Wolfie planned her other story almost 20 chapters in advance.
Wolfie: But I don't feel like writing so much anymore since nobody reviews.
Lilynette: Cheer up Crybaby-Chan.
Stark: Oh great, I knew it would only be a matter of time before you started talking the same.
Yachiru: Lighten up Bear-Chan.
Halibel: Where does that nickname come from? It's pretty macho.
Yachiru: Bear-Chan sleeps half his life away like a bear.
Stark: I'll kill you.
Halibel: You have to admit Stark, she's right.
Yachiru: Yay, see Bear-chan? Fishy-Chan agrees with me.
Halibel: I'll help you kill her Stark.
New question for all present Arrancar:
How do you feel about insane clowns with great power at their command?
(In the background) !
Shut up Kef-
Barragan: How dare you ask such a ridiculous question.
Lilynette: Sounds like Ulquiorra gone mad.
Yachiru: Ulukira?
Lilynette: Emo-chan.
Yachiru: Is Emo-chan a clown?
Lilynette: Well he wears makeup so…
Yachiru: Yay a clown, I want to meet him.
Halibel: I feel that clowns should not be included in our natural order.
Stark: If you have one, please don't free him.
Wolfie: What's with the insane laughing in the background, it's giving me the shudders.
Halibel: Is Kef your clown?
Wolfie: Lets worry about that later, can any of the readers tell me what Red Rover is?
Halibel: I hope someone answers, the next reviewer is……………………….
Wolfie: You're overloading it a bit too much on the suspence.
Halibel: ……………Aoi-Mizu's back!
Stark: Thank you for finally finishing with your suspence
Apisteuto! (Amazing in Greek) These are just getting better and better. I look forward to reading this all the time. I loved those dares! Thanks for doing them! I hope no one was injured!
Halibel: Why does everyone insist on speaking different languages? First Wolfie and Yachiru now you. Me no habla Greek. (I don't speak Greek)
Stark: I just speak geek.
Wolfie: Nice, I like different languages, the dares were a pleasure, thanks for giving me that idea. Do you have any more ideas for possible pranks?
Yachiru: Yay are we going to play pranks?
Stark: Maybe later.
Barragan: I won't participate in such a childish activity.
Stark: Okay, it's settled. We will play pranks later.
Hmm, Yachiru is coming on next time. I wouldn't give her any candy if I were you. That's a really bad idea.
Yachiru: Why not? I like candy.
Stark: And that's where our problem is. I agree with Aoi-Mizu.
Wolfie: hides candy stash just in case
Here's a quick idea...
What would happen if Soi Fon got a little black cat and named it Yuffie?
(Note: See part above this, Soi Fon thinks I insulted Yoruichi.)
Soi Fon: Why did you insult Yoruichi-sama?
Aoi-Mizu: It wasn't on purpose, it was part of the reveiw! Please don't pull Suzmebachi out Soi Fon!!
Soi Fon: I'm not going too.
A black cat walks up.
Soi Fon: Yoruchi-sama! (glomps cat)
Yoruichi walks in holding Yuffie.
Soi Fon and Me:...
Well, ok. Hope you guys liked it.
Wolfie: rolls on floor laughing
Halibel: I wish I can see that, they should put it on Shinigami cup.
Barragan: How dare you mention that weakling in front of me.
Lilynette: Come to think of it, Bony-chan. Didn't Soifon totally own you with her bankai.
Yachiru: Rolls on floor laughing
Barragan: How dare you! Insolent youth.
Halibel: That explains why he didn't notice the sarcasm earlier. Soifon's Jakuho Raikoben totally blew his brains out.
Barragan: I'm not even going to bother with you lot. "Rot Arrogante"
Wolfie: Whoa not so fast, if you release here then I'll call Hachi in as a guest.
Barragan: Fine, puts away axe.
Anyways, um...
Oh! Question time! I'm really out of it today...
1:Halibel, what would you do if you got stuck in a room with Kenpachi and Yachiru on a sugar high?
Halibel: Uhm is suicide an option?
Yachiru: What's wrong with that. You could go on sugar high with us Fishy-chan.
Halibel: Don't call me that!
Yachru: Okay Tuna-chan.
Halibel: I'll-
Stark: Don't even bother, threats won't work.
2: What do you think of the stories pairing you up with Shinigami?
Halibel: They're pretty odd since I've never even met most of them. I've only actually met Hitsugaya and now they pair me with Kenpachi and Ichigo. Where do they think of the pairings anyway. That's like pairing me up with Barragan.
Barragan: What a ridiculous idea.
Wolfie: Actually there is such a story.
Barragan and Halibel: WHAT!
Wolfie: Don't worry Halibel, nothing actually happens and you get to kill off all Barragan's fraccion. How does that sound?
Halibel: Not bad, I even get Cuulhorne. He's such a cross dresser.
3: What do you think of all the fan fiction?
Halibel: The old ones were just odd but the newer ones are quite good. A lot of them have been mentioned in this story so far.
Wolfie: I read every single one of Halibel's fanfics so I know them all.
Barragan: What a waste of time, reading fiction.
Wolfie: Exscuse me but you are fiction.
Halibel: Notice that Stark and the kids are pretty quiet.
Stark is sleeping and Lilynette and Yachiru seems to be conversing quietly
Halibel: Oh well, as long as we keep an eye on them they can't do anything too bad.
Wolfie: …
4: I've been wondering this for some time now. Do Arrancar have to eat? I would think you do. I mean, the regular Hollows eat human souls. So, seeing as how the Arrancar take on a human form, you'd think you have to eat. Just wondering because there's been alot of speculation over it.
Halibel: Of course we do. Like shnigami, if we have spiritual power then we get hungry too. After all, arrancar are Hollow with shinigami powers. We eat both souls from our hollow side and food for our shinigami side.
Wolfie: Go check the part where Yammy uses Gonzui, it's obvious that arrancar still eat souls and thus hollows too. As for food, go to the part where Nnoitra slashes Neliel's hollow mask. When she's looking for Pesche and Dondochakka she clearly says that she's hungry.
Peace out everyone!
Yachiru: Byebye water-chan.
Halibel: Oh shut up, we all know that mizu's Japanese for water so you don't need to point it out.
Wolfie: Till next time. Now, the last review for the day…Dareth strikes back.
Dareth: I just realised exactly how BIG my previous review was, so I'll try to refrain from being so outspoken...the dares were funny though...
Wolfie: You must be joking, I love your reviews. It's really funny to hear about all these stories. At least you have the record for the longest review.
Halibel: Good for you.
Might I try my own? This one is to Ultrawolfie! I DARE you to bring Captain Unohana back!
Wolfie: …I can't believe this! You're more evil than Aizen. I can't believe you're making me bring that sadist back.
Halibel: Your own fault. You told them that they could dare you as well and a dare's a dare.
Wolfie: Hmpf, fine but only for as long as my sanity can stand her since you fortunately forgot to mention how long she should be staying.
Halibel: Good for you, you found a loophole…but I saw it before you.
Wolfie: Oh shut up! Leaves to find Unohana
Wolfie returns with Unohana
Unohana: It's very kind of you to invite me again. Smiles
Wolfie: mumbles I didn't invite you the first time, You just crashed.
Unohana: I'm sorry, did you say something. Smiles
Wolfie: I said uh…You should stay all night, the reviews were smashing.
Halibel: Good save.
Unohana: Why thank you, of course I will. smiles
Yachiru: Hiya Ret-Chan, it's great that you've come to play.
Barragan: Who is this interfering woman. I command that you get rid of her right now.
Unohana: Is that so, I thought I was pretty likeable. Smiles straight at Barragan
Barragan: Glares right back at Unohana
Halibel: I can't believe that someone can actually survive her smile.
Wolfie: Lets see how long they lost but for now we'll go on.
Unohana and Barragan are still staring at each other.
Also I discovered a new way for Aizen to die, but because Miss/Ms/Mrs Ultrawolfie
Wolfie: I'm 15 years old so that would probably be miss, but it still makes me sound so old.
Halibel: Another way for Aizen to die? Shoot.
Stark pulls out a gun in his sleep
Halibel: Figuratively.
doesn't like brutal, mental images I'll refrain from describing it (I'll give you a hint though: use a prosthetic arm, a pair of scissors and some bandages(to hold the tissue together for a little while))...
Wolfie: Oooh I already don't like the sound of that. It sounds extremely painful.
Halibel: I think the only person who can listen to the whole idea would be Szayel-Aporro since he's probably already considered it.
Finally, I have another question to Halibel:
Facelessgunslinger mentioned Halibel wearing a collar to hide Halibel's face. Now, what follows is quite private and personal ,but I'm known for being very tactless and curious.
Halibel: I'll try not to be offended…I think.
All of Halibel's clothing is very revealing, thus making the entire male population concentrate on Halibel's , umm...assets...instead of looking at Halibel's face.
Stark wakes up due to the tension in the room from Barragan and Unohana
Stark: Good point.
Lilynette: Pervert!
Stark: Am not.
Lilynette: Are too.
Stark: Why does this feel like dejavu.
Now, it is quite possible that Halibel is, for some reason, feeling ashamed of Halibel's facial appearance and that's why Halibel is wearing such clothes, so when Halibel does have to talk to somebody they will be concentrating on any other part of Halibel.
Halibel: So someone finally figures it out. I was wondering how long that would take. Yes Dareth, you're right! I can't believe other people actually thought that I was some kinda slut or something. Do I strike you as that kind of person with my personality.
Wolfie: No, that's why I like you so much. I just look past your appearance to your personality…well you look pretty badass too. I love your hollow mask.
Halibel: I don't. It's only good for intimidating enemies, that's why I take it off when I get serious during a fight.
So my question is as follows:
Is Halibel a shy person?
Halibel: Not that shy, I just keep to myself. I'm just quiet and serious.
...you know...Halibel's name is till very pretty, but do you think I'm using Halibel's a bit too much?
Lilynette: Uh let me check…fourteen times during one review. Maybe you're overdoing it a little bit.
Wolfie: Take no notice of her. I agree with you. Halibel's name is adorable, it's better than Tia even though that's her first name.
Halibel: Hey!
The staring in the background comes to an end.
Barragan: I can't take this anymore! Rot Arrogante. Barragan releases and gets rid of the force field that protects him from his own abilities Respira
Barragan rots away
Wolfie: ….
Halibel: ….
Stark: ….snore
Lilynette: ….
Wolfie: Did Barragan just…suicide?
Halibel: My eyes are deceiving me.
Unohana: …victory. Smiles and opens her eyes
Wolfie: I can't believe that she just made Barragan suicide.
Halibel: Yeah, next thing you'll know she'll make Yachiru behave…come to think of it. Where's Yachiru, I haven't seen her for quite a while. Glares at Lilynette.
Lilynette: What?
Wolfie: Out with it.
Lilynette: Well she might have… might asked me to maybe…cover for her…possibly.
Halibel: My ass, you're just as guilty as she is. What's she planning?
Lilynette: She might possibly be admiring Wolfie's exam summaries for the rest of the exams.
Wolfie: 3$^%^*%^%$#&*%^*%#$^%&%*$%#^#$^&%*#$^&^&**^#$%!#%#$^%^&*$%^ WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO!!!!!!
Lilynette: We took a peek in the book and acted accordingly.
Halibel: Speaking of the book, lets check the next chapter first before you go looking for your stuff.
Wolfie: Fine but quickly! Takes out book
Chapter 5-Tell Wolfie that Aizen has all her Exam notes
Wolfie: $&^#$^$%!#%$^%$ When did he get them?
Lilynette: That's what Yachiru was doing.
Wolfie: Swears and leaves the room to go get her notes back
After Wolfie left, Yachiru comes back
Yachiru: Did it work Lily-chan?
Lilynette: Yep, she fell for it hook, line and stinker.
Halibel: Please. No fish expressions. Why did you trick Wolfie like that?
Yachiru: Heheh it's going to be an epic fight because I told Aizen that those notes were essential to his plans of world domination so he's not going to let them go just like that.
Lilynette: And surely Wolfie didn't think that we didn't know about her candy stash.
Lilynette and Yachiru raids candy stash.
Yachiru: twitches
Lilynette: twitches
Halibel: This is not going to end well but Unohana can stop this. Climbs in cupboard and locks herself in.
Unohana: Have a nice day. Smiles, opens her eys and leaves.
Stark: snore
Three minutes later, the room is completely destroyed by a sugar-high Lilynette and Yachiru.
Halibel: Still safe in cupboard
Stark: snore
Wolfie returns extremely beat up but satisfied with her notes in her arms.
Wolfie: What the heck happened here, can I not turn my back for a minute?
Halibel: from inside cupboard. No!
Wolfie: I think I'll have to end here for now. Everything is in ruins. Definitely no guests the next chapter. We still have to recover from our current ones. Sayanora!
Stark: Wakes up, huh? Did something happen?
Ok, you know the drill, please review. No guests next time though Stark and Lilynette are still there. I can't turn them out to the cold cruel world. Please don't make me do such an evil dare again though it was fun to see Barragan rot. I hate him. Maybe later I'll bring in Ulquiorra but that will be the chapter after the next one. Oh and remember to send suggestions for dares and pranks and also the book.
Ultrawolfie out!