Hello everybuddy. It seems that my ranting was a success, my reviews have doubled. Thank you everybody. Please keep it up and I will keep the chapters coming fast. Ich habe nein Bleach. (I don't own Bleach)
Chapter 7
Wolfie: Okey dokey, it seems that the room is in a useable condition again. After all my hard work.
Halibel: Ok Wolfie, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Wolfie: The good news.
Halibel: The good news is that the reviews have doubled this chapter but the bad news is that there are some questions for Barragan and Yachiru, it seems that they came late.
Wolfie: Damn, all my hard work down the drain. Fine I'll bring them back but just for their questions. And that's final!
Halibel: Don't tell that to me, I feel the same way trust me.
Wolfie: Ok first up is another new face…Northern Shinigami, are there Southern shinigami then?
Halibel: No, it's the Eastern Shinigami and the western arrancar. That's obvious from their languages.
NorthernShinigami: Hello, would you like to join us for a cup of tea? *seats beside a round table with half-dead-Grimmjow on one side\seat and a big green ash-jug labeled 'Ulquiorra' on it on another seat*
Halibel: No thank you, I had enough tea for a lifetime from all the espada meetings.
Wolfie: Ouch, maybe you should actually try to help Grimmjow first.
Me and Orihime-chan over there made some cookies! *hold a bat-shaped cookie* though, the flour was kinda grey-ish and not white...ho well. *bites on the cookie*
Wolfie: I'll pass, I think we already learned not to trust Inoue's food.
Halibel: I don't think it was wise to bite that, you don't know where it's been.
Orihime: come skipping to the table* Here Ulquiorra-kun! have some cookie! *opens the green ASH-jug and tilts her head cutely* Oh! he isn't here!..did he went on a small trip? I'll join him :D! *skips away*
Halibel: Don't you think someone should break it to her?
Wolfie: Not me! That sounds like a very odd tea party so I think we'll pass on to the next review for now. Up next is…Grimdivide. Uh oh, it's the dude with the insane clown.
Halibel: Let's pass to the next review.
Wolfie: Too late, I already introduced him-
Kefka: Sorry, but Grimy is a little...tied up at the moment.
(In the background) I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS KEFKA!
Halibel: Oh dear, it sounds like the clown got loose, are you sure we can't skip.
Wolfie: Unfortuntely not, we'll just have to bear it.
*Sigh* Whatever, you need to relax more, kid, and have a little fun. Since I'm filling in (YOU'RE NOT!), I thought I would ask MY questions! *Insane Laughter*
Halibel: …Wolfie…
Wolfie: NO! It seems that Kefka wants to speak to our guests so who are we to deny him.
Halibel: Aha Barragan and Kefka, this ought to be interesting.
Wolfie: Yep forms seals, Kuchiose, Edo Tensei. (Naruto-A jutsu summoning the dead)
Barragan: Where am I, oh it's you again, underling.
Halibel: Some people never change.
First set is for the old freak...Barragaban? Baka? Barbie?...Don't know his name. Then again, I don't like him. Why? Because, King or not, he's still lower than a cockroach.
Barragan: How dare you, you insolent wretch. I am the god of Hueco-Mundo Barragan-sama.
Halibel and Wolfie rolls on floor laughing
Wolfie: Yeah Barbie-sama, I wish Yachiru was here to see this.
Yachiru comes in
Yachiru: Did someone call me, oh hello Barbie-chan, fishy-chan, Wolfie-chan.
Barragan and Halibel: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
How does it feel to be as old as dirt?
Barragan: Shut up wretch, I am just wise beyond my years to fit my aspect of death which is time!
Wolfie: waaaaayyyyyy beyond your years.
Halibel: I'm starting to like this Kefka guy as long as he stays of my back.
How does it feel to BE dirt?
Barragan: You…you, miserable cockroach.
Halibel: he already said that you were lower than that so you actually put him higher than you. Sucker!
I'm SURE he is now ranting on about me being an insolent clown. Just goes to show, what a nimrod he is. He doesn't even realize that he is LOWER than lower than dirt!
Halibel: He called you a cockroach actually but he used insolent a couple of times so you're right.
Barragan: Hmm by lower than dirt you mean I'm beneath the ground so that means hell. Thank you for emphasizing my point. I am Definitely the god of hell too.
Wolfie: Actually Satan is.
Barragan: Who is this Satan, I'll meet him in open combat.
Halibel: He still doesn't get it, does he?
Yachiru: I like Keffy-chan, he's funny.
You lost to a fatty!...and a shrimp with a cat obsession! Barbie, such a disgrace you are.
Yachiru: Yeah, Barbie-chan lost to Bee-chan and Hachi-chan.
Barragan: They just used dirty tricks.
Halibel: Like you didn't.
Okay, next up is...eh, what's his name? Sparky? Yeah! That is it!
1. So, uhh...Actually, I have anything for you. You bore me so much, I want take a nap.
Halibel: Is that supposed to be Stark.
Yachiru: I like the name Sparky-chan.
Everybody looks at Stark and Lilynette. Stark is trying to sleep on the bed and Lilynette is standing in the corner.
Yachiru: Why is Lily-cahn in the corner?
Wolfie: She got a time-out for helping you steal my exam notes but I guess that's enough. Lilynette, your time-out's over.
Lilynette: Finally, kicks Stark awake.
Stark: Why did you have to let her go now? Huh Kefka asked me something…If you want to take a nap then go ahead, that's what I'm trying to do.
You're a disappointment to me, Sparky. You actually care, that others die around you? I would be DELIGHTED, ECSTATIC, to have that kind of power. There is NOTHING more fulfilling than death, and more importantly...DESTRUCTION! *Insane laughter* The only thing that life was meant for! HAHA!
After all...Life. Dreams. Hope. Where do they come from and where do they go? All that JUNK is WORTHLESS!
Stark: Wow, you must have grown up in a bad environment. Idiot, the reason I joined aizen was to have allies that wouldn't die around me so of course I would care if they died.
Halibel: What kind of heartless wretch are you.
Lilynette: Uh Halibel, we don't have hearts either.
Halibel: Why does everybody have to take things so literately?
Well on to the next last one. Miss Shark-Face...Tia Halibel. No insult for a fish out of water yet.
Halibel: That was already two insults moron clown.
Um, how do you eat with that mask exactly? Can you take it off without releasing your Zanputo?
Halibel: The top jaw and bottom jaw aren't stuck to each other so they can open if I have to eat or drink.
Wolfie: Duh! Like Grimmjow and Ichigo's masks
Would you be angry, if I took away your revenge?
Halibel: Yes, I would take my revenge on you then.
What size coffin do you think you fit in?
You see, I've completed your funeral arrangements for when you return to your world where you died...again. Wanna hear?
Halibel: …yes.
Wolfie: huh?
I'm guessing you said no...Hahahaha!
Halibel: Wrong, I said yes because I knew you would say that. In your face!
Lilynette: Good one Halibel!
I'm gonna tell you anyway. You see, I'm going to-
KEFKA!!
Wolfie: Please tell me that Grim got loose.
Lilynette: Wolfie, a strange package came through the mail.
Sheesh, so noisy. I guess I didn't tie the rope tight enough. Well, gotta go, hope you enjoy the package I sent. It should have a return address inside the box if want to send something back to me. ! *Vanishes in a flash of light*
Halibel: The only thing I would want to send back to you is a rabid hollow.
Sorry about all that, but that mad mage surprised me and tied me up. Did he send you a package with a return address inside?
Wolfie: Yeah, should I open it?
If so, and I cannot stress this enough...Do not, repeat NOT, open it! Trust me, knowing Kefka, what ever is in there, will probably blow that entire area to kingdom come. The fact that it will be pretty much like fire works just makes it sad.
Wolfie: Then on second thoughts maybe I won't open it.
Yachiru: Hehe I'm getting an idea…
Anyway, sorry again and if there's anything I can do-
Hey Grim! Whatcha got there?
Nothing Zidane...
Halibel: Please tell me this Zidane guy is sane.
Wolfie: That's it, he cut off the connection. Let's put the box in the corner and deal with it later.
Halibel: Ok, the next reviewer is…VampireEspada. Have you seen Twilight?
VampireEspada: okay, i have read all the chapters, and trust me, my mom thought i was insane, and she almost broght me to the hospital from how hard I was laughing.
Halibel: Glad to see we amuse someone.
Wolfie: Wish I could have been there. That's why I type in my own room just to prevent any embarrassment.
Any way, my question is for Hallibel-sama.
If you were given the choice to be someone else, who would it be?
Halibel: Difficult question, probably Unohana or Soifon. I want to stay the kick-ass woman I am now.
Wolfie: I'm glad you're not one of them.
...
Another question..Would you rather make out with Barragan, or become an experiment for Apporro Szayel?
Halibel: …you're evil!
Wolfie: Come on, you have to answer.
Halibel: Probably…Barragan, at least I would be in fullcontrol of myself and have no lasting damage. Besides, my hollow mask covers my face so I can't really kiss him.
Wolfie: You're good at spotting loopholes.
Halibel: Thank-you, it's one of my hidden talents.
Lilynette: Hidden verryyy deep…kicks Stark again
Stark: Dammit Lilynette, won't you just let me sleep for once.
Wolfie: Ok next review from…Rainy-lullaby, that's a very peaceful name.
Rainy-lullaby: Hehe! I just started reading this & its so funny!
& I would love to ask some questions for Halibel/Harribel. XD
Halibel: Halibel!
What was Grimmjow like when you first met him?
Halibel: Pretty much the same reckless idiot that he is now, he even wanted to fight me once. But after I kicked his ass and Aizen scolded him. He left it there.
Have you see any Grimmjow x Halibel/Harribel fanfiction?
Halibel: Yes, there are a couple but the most recent two are by the same author.
Wolfie: They're fragile twilight moon and fragile shattered dreams by VelonicaBase. It's a bit of a crossover I think because there are a lot of strange characters. Ther story involve Halibel, Grimmjow and Stark.
~Thanks! ^_^
Wolfie: No problem, thanks for reviewing.
Halibel: Ilovebleach102012 is the next reviewer. That's a whole lotta numbers, how do you remember them.
AWESOME Story! :D ^_^
You should try Bringing in Charolette of whatever his name is :D and lock him up with Yachiru AND Yumichika...DId I mention the Pink sparklies too? Plz invite Kon(I have no idea whatsoever why I'm actually saying this) and Halibel(as usual) MUST PWN
well then... thanks if you read this :D :D D D: D: :D :D
Halibel: Ooh, they don't make a nice combination.
Wolfie: What pink sparklies?
Lilynette: Kon huh? Good idea.
Halibel: Thank you, I always pawn.
Wolfie: Do you even know what that means?
Halibel: Something to do with being the best.
Wolfie: I like your other ideas, but I'm not going to post them but keep them for future book chapters, thanks a lot. ; )
SORRY Sorry Gomenasai...Gomenasai
Wolfie: Relax, that was funny. Thought I think that Halibel would be a better idea for you-know-what.
Halibel: I-don't–know-what?
Wolfie: Don't you worry about that right now. Next is…truemasterhaseo, wow that's a long review. I think you just broke the record.
Um. I'm not 100% sure if I should ask this but, do you think you could put an OC of mine in your story? He is related to Halibel in a way and I would be willing to help with his parts ,but you can say no if you want. Also it would motivate me to post the story. Please think about it.
Wolfie: Sure, why not? I could use someone to keep my guests under control. Glares at Yachiru and Barragan. But he must have nerves of steel in this story because I don't know if he might meet more people like Unohana. Get my point. Sure send me the details.
Halibel: Related to me in what way?
ANYWAY! on to my questions/dares for the gang.
Wolfie:
you have anymore waffles from the second chapter?
Wolfie: Unohana ate them, sulks. But if you review again in another chapter I'll bake again.
2.I dare you to have an eating contest with Yammy.
Wolfie: Ooh, depends on what we should eat.
Halibel: Another loophole, he/she didn't mention what food so you can choose.
Wolfie: Great you're pretty sharp. Ok. Runs away to get Yammy.
Halibel: Wolfie might take a while to bring him back since he's busy fighting so we'll just continue with the questions.
Halibel:
GOOD! *thumbs up* ^-^
Halibel: Thank you. I try.
you were a hollow, did you take the form of a shark or a woman, or some kinda shark-woman?
Halibel: My body looked like a shark and I had the tail of one but my arms and legs were more human, or monstrous with claws actually. It's difficult to see my gender in my hollow form, that only became more clear in my Vasto lord form.
you had to choose between being stoke in room with Yachiru and Lilynette with a shugar high, Unohana-taicho,
or Nnoitra for six hours which would you choose?
Halibel: Nnoitra, at least I can still kick his ass for all the insults. I can't hurt children, and I'm too scared of Unohana.
I help you kill Aizen?
Halibel: Sure, why not? I need all the help that I can get.
5.I dare you to paint a kick me sign on the back of Aizen's jacket wile he's fighting and video tape the whole thing.
Halibel: This ought to be fun. Come on Lilynette, you can help. Take Wolfie's video recorder and follow me.
Halibel and Lilynette leaves and goes to where Aizen is fighting.
Lilynette: Hey Aizen! Over here, you're a dumbass.
Aizen: Some children don't understand when they shoul be showing respect to a god like me.
While Aizen's attention is on Lilynette, Halibel paints "Kick my Godlike ass please" on Aizen's back. Then gets away while Lilynette records the scene.
Aizen: Come Kurosaki Ichigo, you must bow before me.
Ichigo: Hell no! Notices painting on Aizen's back Heh, now I know which one's the real one. Kicks Aizen from behind.
Aizen: What the hell? How did you know I was the real one.
Ichigo: You have a kick-me sign on your back sucker.
Aizen: Looks over shoulder. ……When did that get here?
Lilynette: And cut.
Halibel: I think that's our cue to leave.
Lilynette and Halibel runs back to Wolfie's room.
Halibel: Make a copy of that tape, Wolfie's going to love this!
Lilynette: Ok here's the tape you wanted.
Wolfie returns with Yammy.
Wolfie: Jeez, this guy's tough to get out of a fight. Okay Yammy, I dare you to have an eating contest with me.
Yammy: With pleasure, easiest contest ever, what are we eating?
Wolfie: My super deluxe extra-hot thick-base double tomato paste pizza!
Yammy: That's a long order, why not.
The pizza truck brings a couple hundred of Wolfie's pizza.
Halibel: First one to stop eating or puke or drink water loses. Ready,set,go!
Wolfie and Yammy starts eating.
Halibel: Wolfie loves that pizza so I don't know how long this is going to take so we'll go on.
Yachiru:
is your favorite kind of candy?
Yachiru: There's more than one kind? I love them all, candy is candy as far as I'm concerned!
Lilynette:
1.I dare you to not physically hare stark for one day and if you do you must...*grins evily* EAT ORIHIME'S COOKING MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *COUGH* *wheeze* sorry.
Lilynette: About to kick Stark awake,Huh, what the hell. I can't physically hurt him?
Halibel: There's nothing about other ways. And please don't do that evil laugh.
Lilynette: A loophole, sweet! Shouts in Stark's ear WAKE UP STARK!
Stark: Ow what the hell was that?
Lilynette: Since I found a loophole I'm not going to eat her food.
Halibel: Ahem, I found the loophole.
Yachiru and Lilynette:
1.I dare the two of you to run up to Ulquiorra, give him a big hug, and as cutely as you possibly can ask him "Why are you so sad?" Please video tape.
Halibel: I got the recorder.
Yachiru and Lilynette: SWEET!
They leave for the dare and go looking for Ulquiorra.
They run up to him and gives him a big hug.
Yachiru: puppy dog eyes Why are you so sad Emo-chan?
Ulquiorra: What the…? I'm not sad, I'm melancholic. That's different. And please stop that disgusting thing that you call a hug, they eyes included.
Lilynette: Why Emo-chan, don't you like hugs?
Ulquiorra: Lilynette huh, I should have known that you would be involved in this. I'm taking you back to Stark. Picks Lilynette up and leaves.
Halibel in the background, stops recording.
Halibel: Success, he didn't notice me. Come on Yachiru, we're heading back.
Yachiru and Halibel returns before Ulquiorra.
Ulquiorra enters and puts Lilynette next to a sleeping Stark.
Lilynette: WAKEY WAKEY STARK!
Stark: Dammit Lilynette, shut up!
Wolfie and Yammy are still eating but then Yammy can't stand the hot food anymore. He runs away to find water.
Wolfie: Success, hey Ulquiorra. What are you doing here?
Ulquiorra: I just came to bring Lilynette back.
Wolfie: Uh ok then. Hey,why don't you come back as a guest next chapter. It would be fun to have you here.
Halibel: What's your definition of fun? That guy can turn a party into a funeral.
Ulquiorra: Why should I do this trashy thing?
Wolfie: If you don't I'm going to put that video of Lilynette and Yachiru hugging you on Youtube.
Ulquiorra: Fine trash. You win. I'll be back.
Wolfie: Heh, now we have a guest. He'll go we'll with Kon, just like the Barragan-Yachiru combination.
Stark:
's up with Coyote in your name?
Stark: It's because I was a wild-west gunslinger hotshot back when I was alive. Notice something, if you put my and Lilynette's names together it's Coyote Gingerback.
Halibel: You must be really old then.
Stark: Oh no I'm just in the springtime of my youth.
Halibel: No need to be sarcastic.
was your purpose with joining Aizen?
Stark: To find allies that wouldn't die from just being around me.
you have any other abilities worth mentioning?
Stark: My short-Barreled gun has quite a variation of cero like Gran Rey Cero.
Halibel: Then why don't you use it during battle?
Stark: Then my enemy would die as soon as I use it. Too easy.
4.I give you the gift of sleep uninterupted by Lilynette for 24 hours. use it wisely.
Stark: THANK YOU! There is a god out there after all.
Stark gets in bed and Starts sleeping and when anyone tries to get close a barrier pushes them back
Halibel: Guess he will have his sleep after all.
To all:
order what are your favorite colors, animals, holidays, scents, foods, and words.
Wolfie: Ok, my favourite colour's blue.
Halibel: Blue and yellow.
Lilynette: Green
Yachiru: Pink
Barragan: None of your business.
Stark: snore
Wolfie: Favourite animal is a wolf, and no. It has nothing to do with Stark.
Halibel: Obviously a shark.
Lilynette: A monkey.
Yachiru: a Puppy.
Barragan: None of your concern.
Stark: snore
Wolfie: my favourite holiday's Christmas. And my favourite scent is vanilla.
Halibel: Holloween and the smell of the sea.
Lilynette: Hannukah and the smell of Stark in pain.
Yachiru: Easter and the smell of sweets
Barragan: None and nothing.
Stark: snore snore
Wolfie: Favourite food is pizza and my favourite word is "Okeydokey."
Halibel: Seafood and the word is, "interesting".
Lilynette: Ramen and itadakimasu. (Wait a minute, she was't supposed to sound like Naruto. These words just popped up I promise)
Yachiru: Candy and Yay.
Wolfie: I like your ideas for the book. Thank you. Please expect to see them in future chapters.
As another guest if you don't like my OC, I vote you put in Arturo Plateado, the arrancar from Bleach: Shattered Blade for the Wii.
Wolfie: I don't even own a Wii so I unfortunately don't know who that is.
Halibel: Last review for the day…it seems that Grimdivide managed to connect with us again.
I've got an idea. Do you wish to meet some of the characters of Dissidia?
Not just the villains, like Kefka, but also the heroes?
It would help to get a...basic idea on how the Espada and other characters react to
them.
Wolfie: Good idea but please describe them a little since I have no idea what're they like.
Each warrior will ask their question like every other reviewer. I promise not to make them like Kefka...again don't open the box. Who knows what a crazy magician clown would put in there?
And if you want, you can ask them a question if you like. That way you can learn their personalities. Some are comparable to a lot of characters in Bleach.
If you agree, tell me and I will bring in the next one:
Zidane and Bartz.
Wolfie: Sounds good to me.
Halibel: Ok that's all for today, let's get to the book.
Wolfie: Ok but since the book's one chapter behind the story, we'll do two today. Takes out book and opens it.
Chapter six-Give Aizen the package from Kefka
Wolfie: Good idea, but where is it.
Halibel: I could have sworn that I put it in the corner…YACHIRU… please tell me you didn't…
Yachiru: I may have sent the package to someone…
Wolfie: Oh great, so that prank's out.
Lilynette: I wouldn't say so…
Aizen receives a strange package in the middle of his fight. He stares at it then opens it.
On the other side of the world, our group feels a slight shake.
Halibel: Was that my imagination or did I feel a slight shake in the ground?
Wolfie: I felt it too. I wonder what that was.
Lilynette and Yachiru shows the victory sign to each other
Wolfie: Probably nothing, lets go on.
Chapter 7-Poison Aizen's tea.
Halibel: That's a great idea! It's the perfect way to stop him giving us tea as well.
Wolfie: Yeah, its not like there will be any other casualties.
Halibel: Lets see, Yammy crushes the cup, Aaroniero… can't exactly drink through that mask, szayel is too busy studying the tea for chemical x, zommari doesn't drink any non-pure fluids, Grimmjow would rather die than accept anything from Aizen, Nnoitra's too busy glaring at me, Ulquiorra would smear his makeup, I can't drink with my mask, Barragan ….
Barragan: Tea's below me.
Halibel: Exactly and Stark falls asleep in his tea.
Stark: snore
Wolfie: Good point, lets put that on our list of possibilities.
Halibel: Ok this chapter is done, who's the guests for next time?
Wolfie: Ulquiorra and Kon, to the readers, if you want to ask them anything then please do it on time. I don't want to have to bring them back again like Barragan and Yachiru.
Halibel: Ok Barragan, Voertsek!
Barragan: What the hell did you just say to me.
Wolfie: That's what I say to our dogs if I want them to leave.
Barragan: You'll pay for this.
Wolfie: Tough go die, Dropkicks Barragan out of the room. Nomore questions for him or Yachiru please.
Yachiru: Why should I leave? It's fun here.
Wolfie: If you stay then Kenpachi will find someone else to ride his shoulder.
Yachiru: KEN-CHAN! I'm coming.
Yachiru leaves
Wolfie: Okay everybody, please review. Sayanora!
Ok, that's odd, no Aoi-mizu or Dareth this time. Is something wrong?Anyway, please review. I finished this chapter early because I'm busy for the rest of the day. Wow these chapters just get longer.
Ultrawolfie out