Hello everybody! I almost didn't write because I bought a couple of new dvd's and wanted to watch them so I did it like this. I watched one and now I am seeing to the needs of my reviewers. Thanks to everyone who reviewed, I love you all and I would love you even more if you keep reviewing.
I think it's pretty obvious that anyone who writes fanfiction does not own the anime.
Chapter 8
Wolfie: And we're back for more it seems.
Halibel: Hello, it's been a while Wolfie.
Ulquiorra: More of what?
Wolfie: That was a rhetorical statement.
Kon: Halibel-neechan. Please take this frail stuffed animal in those goddess' cleavage of yours.
Halibel: Kicks Kon into the wall. Do we really need this stupid thing?
Wolfie: Sorry, request of a reader. You can physically injure him as much as you want though.
Halibel: Good.
Lilynette: I'm bored, why does Stark need to have a barrier that lets him sleep. It's still another hour before the barrier lets up.
Wolfie: You can take your anger out on Kon too, that's what he's there for.
Kon: HEY! Gets kicked by Halibel and Lilynette at the same time.
Wolfie: Ok for the first review…NorthernShinigami returns.
...*stares down to my cup of tea*..Poison Aizen's...? but.. that tea is from Las-Noches ._...
Halibel: Uh oh, did Yachiru really poison the tea as well. I hoped…
*lookes over to Grimmjow* I think I just killed Grimmjow...
Lilynette: You probably did, it was poisoned.
Halibel: It seems that now besides Yammy I'm the last of the espada.
Wolfie: Lets take of our hats for a moment of silence.
Halibel: We don't have hats.
Wolfie: Figurately
p.s:for me, there's A southern Shinigami, but I'm looking for northern Arrancar! anyone?
Halibel: No we're from the Spanish areas. You're looking in the wrong place.
Lilynate: I dare to paint Halibel's hair green.
Halibel: You're mean.
Lilynette: This should be fun. Takes a pot of green paint and paints Halibel's hair shoking green.
Wolfie: Wow, where do you get such a bright paint? You look like Nel now.
Kon: Neechan is a shining beacon of light.
Lilynette: I'm gonna photograph that. Digs around in Kon for a camera.
Halibel: Hate to burst your bubble but NorthernShinigami didn't mention how long the hair must remain green so I'm going to wash it of right now sucker. There's always a loophole that only I can notice. Borrows Wolfie's bathroom and washes her hair.
Yachiru:..stark's hair. PINK!
Wolfie: As I mentioned the previous chapter, Yachiru's left. She was just a temporary guest so there.
Ulquiorra: Good, she was a trashy shinigami.
Lilynette: I'll do it. Painting his hair isn't physically harming him so I can do it. Steals Yachiru's hair dye and colours Stark's hair pink. It's a work of art.
Halibel: Returns with blond hair. I'd like to see his reaction when he wakes up.
Wolfie: Ok, up next is Grimdivide who's going to bring a couple of Dissidia characters for us to meet.
As promised, here is the next two Zidane, the perverted thief with a monkey tail. And Bartz, the adventurous mime.
Halibel: Strange combination.
Lilynette: Not as odd as Ulquiorra and Kon or Barragan and Yachiru.
Ulquiorra: The wolf trash was the one who wanted me here.
Wolfie: Who the hell do you think you're calling wolf trash. I might invent a real evil dare for you and pretend it's from a reviewer.
Ulquiorra: Point taken.
Zidane: I'm not perverted! I am a perfect gentleman toward the ladies. Aren't I Bartz?
Bartz: Yeah you are, but...
Zidane: What?
Bartz: You kinda are perverted.
Zidane: What?! And here I thought you'd have my back.
Bartz: Well you're more things than just a pervert-
Zidane: I'm not a pervert!
Halibel: Why is this starting to sound like a conversation between Ulquiorra and Kon. Looks at them.
Kon: You really are a busty gal, please come to my arms.
Ulquiorra: Stop sounding like a trashy pervert.
Kon: I am not a pervert, women fall over themselves for me.
Ulquiorra: Yes, to get away from your trashiness.
Wolfie: Yes, I see your point Halibel.
Bartz: You also perform in that traveling theater back in your world, right?
Zidane: Oh yeah, I almost forgot.
Bartz: Well let's get to our questions. My first one goes to Stark. Why are you so lazy? You should be up and about doing something. Be more active!
Stark: snore
Halibel: He's still sleeping so we'll let his other half answer.
Lilynette: It's because when we were still a hollow we never had time to rest even though we really wanted to because of other hollows attacking us so when we split up and became arrancar, all Stark wanted to do was catch up on that rest that he missed.
Wolfie: Then shouldn't you be sleeping too?
Lilynette: I'm the young energic half so I'm never tired.
Okay my next question is this:
Want kind of adventure would you want to go on and where would you want to explore?
Halibel: You didn't say who the question is for so I'm going to assume it's for me. I would like to swim across an ocean with maybe just a little boat for rest. I'd like to explore the far outskirts of Hueco-Mundo where nobody ever goes.
Kon: That's my neechan, always with adventurous dreams.
Ulquiorra: You're being annoying. Cero oscuras! Kon gets blasted.
Zidane: That it?
Bartz: For me, yeah.
Zidane: Alright. My questions:
1. Hey, old guy! If you're a king, got anything worthwhile for me to steal?
Wolfie: I repeat, Barragan and Yachiru are long gone and I'm not bringing them back for a third time. My guests only stay one chapter. Though Barragan wasn't the type of king for silver and gold but more one to rule the world if you know what I mean.
Halibel: And to boss weaker ones around. Even stronger ones too.
My most important question. Halibel, would you like to go on a date with me?
Halibel: No.
Wolfie: Why not?
Kon: That's my neechan, she only has eyes for me.
Lilynette: Cero. Kon get's burened black. That guy just won't quit.
Halibel: Frankly, you sound like a pervert and I don't really go for guys who just want me for a reason like that. They have to be serious about me.
Bartz: Hahaha! Wow, can't believe you actually asked.
Zidane: What's so hard to believe? She is a pretty lady and she's got a good personality. Halibel would be a great person to know. Not to mention, as far as I know, she's single.
Halibel: What makes you so sure?
Bartz: Hmm, you do have a point...But what about you?
Zidane: What about me?
Squall: You already have a girlfriend, Zidane.
Zidane & Bartz: Squall!
Zidane: Are you talking about Garnet? I know, but- Huh, I've got this funny feeling now...
Squall: That is called guilt. Shouldn't cheat on your girlfriend.
Zidane: Old habits die hard I guess...
Kon: Neechan please.
Halibel: What's up with this toy, he just won't die?
Wolfie: He's a modified soul with powerful legs so he can probably outrun the ceros.
Halibel: Well outrun this! Pricks a finger on Lilynette's horn. GRAN REY CERO!
Farewell
Ulquiorra: So the trash received his well deserved end.
Wolfie: I wouldn't be so sure…
Well, that is all the current time I have. Next up will be Squall Leonheart and questions you have, if any, will be answered by Zidane and Bartz
Halibel: Yeah, who's Squall? He sounds nicer.
Lilynette: Where does Zidane get that monkey tail from.
Wolfie: What do you mean with miming, I don't really understand. Do you mean that Bartz can copy any move his enemy uses?
Ulquiorra: Yes, why are you all trash.
...Eh, where is Squall?
Bartz: He left saying that he'll do this when Zidane and I finally manage to make him smile.
When will that be?
Zidane: You want the truth or our optimism?
Truth.
Zidane: Never.
Halibel: Guess we won't be seeing Squall after all, it's like making Ulquiorra smile.
Ulquiorra: Why would I do such a trashy thing just to please you.
Wolfie: Please don't, I just bought new mirrors.
Halibel: Ok it seems for the next review, Dareth has finally returned…Whoa that's a long review!
I'M BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER!
Yes, I've returned to dazzle you with strange stories, seek the truth through precise questioning and to leave NO MORE loopholes in my dares!
Halibel: Uh oh, please keep the dares gentle if you value my life.
Wolfie: Glad to see you're so fired up.
So, how about a story first? What if Hitsugaya Toushiro sought training from Zaraki Kenpachi after Aizen's betrayal?
Halibel: If that's the guy who killed Nnoitra…
Wolfie: It is.
Halibel: Then the results will be catastrophic.
"Oh, thank God." Aizen said, practically collapsing from exhaustion. "Is he… is he finally restrained? Triple check ALL of the chains!"
"God, I hope so." Stark, one of the five espada who weren't in the infirmary, said wearily.
"WHEN I GET OUT OF THESE CHAINS, I AM GOING TO PEEL YOUR FACE OFF!" Hitsugaya roared, chained to a wall in Las Noches with chains that were actually thicker than he was tall. The effect was somewhere between amusing and disturbing, particularly considering the amount of blood (all of it belonging to other people) that covered the raving young captive.
Halibel: Yep I thought so, am I glad that those two captains hate each other.
Grimmjow, who was on the floor rubbing an ice pack to his head (which he had made from ice he peeled off his legs), said, "Well, that was painfull."
Ulquiorra said, "You know, Shinigami means 'Death God'. It has never seemed so appropriate."
Ulquiorra: No kidding.
Nnoitra just shuddered.
"He's very cute, isn't he?" Halibel commented.
All eyes turned towards her.
Halibel: Did I really say what I thought I just heard?
Wolfie: Don't look at my, I'm deaf so my opinion can't be trusted.
"What… the… HELL?!" Grimmjow snapped, asking the question on everyone's mind.
"What? I appreciate the way fresh blood shines upon his ice it's aesthetically pleasing.
Halibel: Oh god, please tell me I didn't say that.
Wolfie: Again! Stop looking at me!
"ALL OF YOU WILL FALL BEFORE ME!" Hitsugaya roared.
"What shall we do with the prisoner, Lord Aizen?" Tosen asked.
"Kaname, you don't get to talk." Aizen said.
"Huh?"
"You just stood back and didn't do jack while Toshiro beat the crap out of us. You know how many espada are in this room? Five. You know how many SHOULD be here? Ten. Gin currently has half as many hands as he normally does. And me… this may actually be the first time I've been HIT with something in like five-hundred years. And you didn't do a damn thing. Just babbled about justice like you always do. So until I feel you've redeemed yourself, you're not allowed to talk." Aizen said. "Now, keep his zanpakuto away from him, and I'll seal the room"
"Umm...Aizen, you told us to keep his sword away from him, right?" Grimmjow asked.
"Well, yes. I mean, I figured it was obvious, but I brought it up to emphasize how incredibly important it was. With that sword, he could freeze and shatter his chains! God knows the LAST thing we need is him getting loose AGAIN." Aizen said.
"Well it's just that… we don't have his sword." Grimmjow said.
"… what?"
"We don't have it. None of us do." Grimmjow said, looking around at his fellow espada to confirm. All them nodded their agreement.
"… Kaname?"
Tosen shook his head to indicate 'no'.
"… did ANYONE remember to take his sword from him when we got the shackles on him?"
Lilynette: I'm guessing the answer is a no.
The air in the room cooled noticably.
"We just put it back in the sheathe on his back, didn't we?" Aizen asked sadly.
"It's starting to look that way." Ulquiorra said, eyes widening in fear.
Ulquiorra: How ridiculous! Me using the concept of fear.
"He just managed to reach it, didn't he?" Aizen asked sadly.
"… Crap." Stark said.
"Son of a **." Aizen said glumly.
...scene break...to hide the unnecessary violence...
Wolfie: Good! I already had a nightmare last night so I don't need another one tonight.
Aizen dropped to the floor, panting. He could feel his heart beating harder than it ever had in his life OR death. This was made worse by the fact that it was the ONLY thing he could feel; between the ice and the blood loss, his body had gone completely numb. "… sword?" he gasped.
"Check." Ulquiorra said, weakly holding up Hyourinmaru… at least to the degree he still COULD with his arms in… that condition.
"… chains?" Aizen gasped.
"He's… h-he's in… locked!" Grimmjow stammered. Being the one who'd finally clasped the chains shut, he was still much closer to Hitsugaya than he would have preferred, and was desperately trying to drag himself away using his teeth.
"… Halibel?"
Halibel: I hope I didn't get hurt as well.
"Hm… oh! Oh, sorry. Yes, Lord Aizen?"
"You're… not… hurt?"
"No."
Halibel: Phew.
"Secret mission. Just for you." Aizen gasped out.
"What's that?"
"Drag. Us. Medic." Aizen gasped out.
That would have been interesting, don't you think?
Wolfie: It really would! Do you really think of those yourself?
So...questions...ermm...oh, I got one!
Lilynette why do you never let Stark sleep during the days? I mean, isn't he something akin to a brother to you? Why annoy him when you can annoy anyone else?
Lilynette: I'm bored when he's sleeping and unlike Stark, others might actually hurt me if I do something to them or they're too stuck-up to play with me. Stark's part of me so he should be sticking with me, not sleeping and leaving me on my own.
A dare...to...Ulquiorra Schiffer
I DARE you to sing "Our World" by Namikawa Daisuke!
Ulquiorra: Ridiculous!
Wolfie: Sorry but you have to do it unless you want me to… lock you in with Lilynette and Yachiru.
Lilynette: How would that be bad?
Halibel: Ask Stark when he wakes up.
Ulquiorra: I don't know the song.
Wolfie: Looks it up on Youtube. Here you go. Just copy that.
Ulquiorra: What a trshy dare… Sings song. (I'd put in the lyrics but I have no idea what song you're speking of.)
Ok, that about covers it!
Now, I realize that this review is a bit (read: very) late but I'll still post it...because I can...anyways:
Ultrawolfie! You have to realize one universal constant - humans are LAZY! They will never bother writing a review unless they are REALLY interested in the story. Most likely they'll just skim it over, laugh at a few choice parts and forget about it(at least until an update)...Ok I'm done ranting...goodbye?
Wolfie: Trust me, I know since I usually do that myself but the ranting still helps.
Halibel: Yes, the reviews did double for one chapter even though neither you nor Aoi-Mizu reviewed so that's still really good so exscuse Wolfie if she rant.
Wolfie: Though I don't want too much reviews because it takes me forever to put them all in the chapter lol.
Halibel: Now we shall listen to the last review of the day…truemasterhaseo!
Halibel: Still looking good!
Halibel: Why thank you.
1.I apologize for any touble my OC may cause in advance (you shall understand soon enough)
To all the readers, we'll be receiving a new member for our cast starting next chapter. It's an original character created by truemasterhaseo and we're doing it to give him the guts to publish his story. I'll describe him at the end of the chapter so please acknowledge him too. He is also available for questioning and daring just like the rest of the cast.
Halibel: I don't think he'll be that annoying, it'll be nice to see him…again.
did your little piece of revenge on Aizen feel?
Halibel: It would feel good if I actually had my revenge. Remember, Lilynette and Yachiru takes all the good ones.
Lilynette: I think he's talking about that kick me sign thing we did.
Halibel: Oh that, I loved seeing how he was humiliated and his "ass got kicked!"
there anyone in Soul Society that you know you could not beat?
Halibel: That's a difficult question since I don't know all their abilities. Some of them I can beat in speed, some in swardwomanship and others with battle experience and Yamamoto's fire won't work well against my water so I think in a fair one on one fight I could possibly beat most of them thought Kyoraku's abilities seems very difficult to counter and he didn't even use bamkai so my answer would be captain Kyoraku.
Lilynette: …Yeah he's the one who killed me and Stark.
sould be a package ariving at wolfie's place right about...now.
Ulquiorra: Halibel, a strange package for you has arrived at the door.
Open it, and NO it won't explode like the last one. It's an early christmas gift.
Halibel: That's a relief, thank you for your consideration, taking in mind that I won't be around for Christmas possibly. Opens box. A fishtank with three fishes. The multi-coloured fish and the brown fish starts fighting and the green fish watches them from the side. Strange, they act very similar to Apache, Mila-Rose and Sun-sun?
Wolfie: Awww that's such a sweet gift.
I dare you to ... err, sorry, but I can't think of anything right now.
Halibel: Too busy feeding the fishes to pay attention.
Ulquiorra: What a trashy way to waste your time and a space for words.
Wolfie: Be nice Ulquiorra, not everyone likes being called trash.
Kon: NEECHAN! I return with war wounds to protect you from all that ails you.
Lilynette: Wraps Kon in a ball What is this thing? Immortal?
Halibel: Stuffs Kon in the fish tank. …..How interesting, it seems that the fishes are a rare breed of piranha that feeds on cotton.
Wolfie: GIVE ME MAH PANCAKES! I brought syrup.
but I love pancakes like Yachiru loves candy.
Lilynette: Wow, that's one serious obsession.
Wolfie: You're in luck, my mum baked pancakes this weekend because of all the rain. It's a tradition to bake pancakes when it rains a lot. There's still some left. I only like them when they're hot and fresh!
any chance are you German?
Wolfie: Lol. Not quite, it was my German words last chapter that made you think that wasn't it. Nein, ich bin nicht Deutsch. I'm going to refrain from telling you where I come from. See if you can guess. German is just my extra subject at school. Shouldn't be too tricky to guess since I let something slip in a previous chapter.
3.I got a present for you too. It should be ariving ... now.
Ulquiorra: Wolf trash, there's another strange package at the door. Permission to cero it?
Wolfie: Permission denied! And it's Ultrawolfie-sama to you since you're so mean to me. The others are allowed to call me Wolfie or Wolf if they prefer english. Wolfie is a word from my language for wolf cub.
Ulquiorra: Fine, here's the box.
Wolfie: Opens box and gets an evil grin. This is a book. "101 ways to kill annoying reviewers" Thank you, I love it. Ok reviewers, don't annoy me or I might follow Halibel's example and take revenge.
4.I want that pizza now. *drools with stars in eyes*
Wolfie: Dream on, it's pretty hot. I'm sulking now because we usually have pizza on weekends but because my mom baked pancakes she refuses to buy pizza. Now I have to wait another week before tasting the joy of a pizza. Cries.
Lilynette: Obsession.
5.I dare you to ... crap, I guess my brain's in a dare free zone at the moment.
Wolfie: Phew, I don't trust dares. Questions won't hurt anyone but dares can be very annoying sometimes if it's not something fun.
Lilynette: Good job with Ulquiorra!
Lilynette: Thanks, it was pretty funny huh?
Ulquiorra: Were you the one who suggested that these two trash cans should hug me.
Lilynette: Tries to attack Ulquiorra but gets held back by Halibel.
Halibel: Calm down everybody. Ulquiorra, here's a dare for you. You can't use the word trash or anything associated to trash for the rest of the chapter. If you feel like you're going to say anything mean then say something nice instead. How's that for a loopholeless dare.
Ulquiorra: You're not a reviewer, you can't do that.
Wolfie: Actually I never specified that only the readers could send dares.
Ulquiorra: Fine tr- gorgeous.
Halibel: That's more like it. Don't worry, we understand that you're thinking insults but it's just nice to not hear them.
1:How does it feel to be a zanpakto?
Lilynette: Pretty good, it forces Stark to take me everywhere with him. And I'm pretty sharp you know?
Halibel: Notice the pun.
2:Can you see out the mast fragment covering your eye?
No, it's just bone and reiatsu. That's where I fire my cero from.
3:That was a dirty trick screaming in Starks's ear like that. Funny but a dirty trick.
Lilynette: Well boohoo to you. I just happened to find a loophole.
Halibel: I did stupid. You're lucky I even tell you of the loopholes.
punishment I dare you to...
... give Stark a hug. (Oh yeah! my mojo's back)
Lilynette: Damn, I hoped you were still stuck. Good thing Stark's sleeping otherwise he would think he was in a nightmare. Goes over to Stark and gives him a sweet hug.
Stark: snore mumbles snore. Nice.
Lilynette: Asshole, he'd better not think I'm gonna do that again.
5.I did get you a present should be ariving... now.
Ulquiorra: Another parcel has arrived for Lilynette, where do al those pop up from anyway?
Lilynette: Sweet! Opens parcel. It's a stress ball with Stark's face on it. Awesome, now I have something to do while he's sleeping. Punches, Kicks and ceros the ball.
Ulquiorra: Hi.
Ulquiorra: Not hi.
Wolfie: Oh sorry to interrupt but I have to tell you an interesting fact. In my language, the translated word for shark is Haai and that's pronounced like "hi", weird huh?
Halibel: So I'm a haai. (shark)
those stripes under your eyes natural or make-up?
Ulquiorra: Why do everybody always ask that? Of course it's natural. Do I look like the kind of guy who uses makeup.
Lilynette: …
Halibel: Do you really want us to answer that?
Ulquiorra: On second thought, that was a rhetorical question.
you hold a grudge against Ichigo?
Ulquiorra: Not really, it's my own fault. I should just have finished him of the first time then all this wouldn't have happened.
you that unemotional when you were alive?
Ulquiorra: Not as much as now but more or less because our emotions stay the same throughout life and death.
Halibel: Like the way I'm serious and Lilynette playful and Stark's lazy.
say you want to know what makes a heart so special right? My gift to you is an understanding of human emotions. Use it wisely. (and don't turn out crazy emotional afterwads, Please?)
Ulquiorra: Hmm so this is the secret behind a heart, and sadness naturally causes tears and love…it's an interesting concept.
Halibel: Oh boy, now he'll be musing over the emotions for the rest of the chapter but at least he didn't become all emotional.
5.I dare you to go Segunda Etapa on Aizen! ATTACK!
Ulquiorra: The emotion you're going through is glee, bloodthirstynes and some satisfaction. Bind Murcielago, segunda etapa. Goes to find Aizen.
With Aizen.
Aizen: Ulquiorra, I thought you were dead? Ad what's that form.
Ulquiorra: You are feeling utter confusion and curiosity. Lanza del Relampago.
Aizen: AARGGH.
Ulquiorra: Now it's terror, interesting, I never knew you had such a wide range of emotions. Throws lance and leaves.
Ulquiorra: I'm back and feeling a slight bout of satisfaction.
Wolfie: I don't think the gift was such a good idea since it'll get annoying if he tells us our emotions the whole time.
Halibel: Yes, I think I preferred the emo Ulquiorra.
Kon: manages to climb out of the piranha bowl. Neechan, true love cannot be destroyed with pitiful attempts like that, now proclaim me a hero and hug me with your heavenly valleys.
Halibel: I have one nerve left and you're getting on it.
Kon: Perv.
Kon: Am not!
Halibel, Ulquiorra, Lilynette and Wolfie: Are too!
are so don't argue.
Kon: I merely have a great love for the fairer gender.
Halibel: That's basically what makes you a pervert.
Halibel and my OC well do unmentionable things to you once he finds out. (and if I can't say it then these things would probably make Aizen and Szayel puke.)
Kon: Bring him on! I can take him.
Wolfie: No you can't, trust me. He'll destroy you. Fortunately you'll be gone by the time he comes.
3.I dare you to take over Ichigo's body, jump in the fight, and roundhouse kick Aizen in the head.
Kon: Sweet! But someone will have to transfer my soul.
Lilynette: I'll do it since I'm still in a bad mood because of Stark. Kicks Kon so hard that the soul capsule comes out. Picks it up and takes it to Ichigo's body.
Kon: Yes, my body knows new power. Watch me neechan, I do this for love!
Halibel: Quick, cover my eyes. I can't watch him or it'll just encourage him.
Kon: Jumps up to Aizen. KON KICK! Does a roundhouse kick to Aizen's head.
Aizen: OW! That hurt! And why are there two Ichigo's.
Kon: Kiss my ass! Runs back.
Lilynette: Kicks Kon in a sensitive place and soul capsule comes out of his mouth. Sorry Ichigo, you'll never be able to use that body again.
gift is the gift of no longer having the quincy symbol on the back of your head.
Kon: What the hell! There was a quincy symbol on the back of my head? When did that get there?
Wolfie: A long time ago, right after the soul society arc when the Karakura heroes destroyed you. Ishida put it there after you complained about him making you look like a fairy.
Kon: That bastard. I'll kill him.
Lilynette: Just relax, it's gone now.
Halibel: Come to think of it, Ulquiorra's been quiet.
Ulquiorra: Sits in corner talking to himself about emotions.
Halibel: Never mind.
do have another gift but you will only get it if you don't sexually harass Halibel. Wolfie will know what it is. It's a certain book series that a certain ninja writes and a certain cyclops, scarcrow ninja reads.
Wolfie: Aha! I know exactly what you're talking about. Trust me Kon, you want to read this. So leave Halibel alone.
Kon: Choices choices, the book or the boobs.
Lilynette: Steps on Kon.
Stark: Rise from your slumber.
Stark: Wakes up. Aaah
you enjoy my gift?
Stark: That was the best sleep I ever had in my whole life and death.
Lilynette: Tackles Stark and beats him up. Finally you wake up you asshole.
Stark: And now it's over.
Ulquiorra: I sense disappointment.
Stark: Huh? Why are you here Ulquiorra?
Halibel: You missed a lot.
me, you'll like my OC.
Stark: Really…what oc?
Wolfie: Keep up sleeping beauty. The oc will be described at the end of the chapter. What he means is that the oc likes to take his occasional nap too.
Stark: Cool.
extremely powerful cero huh? Cool.
Stark: Thank you, I should probably have used it though.
also have a gift. It will arive...now.
Ulquiorra: Another parcel at the door. Cero Oscur-
Wolfie: Not so fast. Leave that alone. It belongs to Stark.
Stark: Opens parcel. This…is a ultra soft pillow and blanket that's also portable. Thank you! Goes back to sleep.
Lilynette: Not so fast! Punches Stark in the head.
dare for you is ...
Shoot Aizen with a cero to the nuts.
Stark: Your wish is my command. Come here Lilynette.
Lilynette: sure, lets do this.
Stark: Kick about Los-Lobos! Transforms and goes to Karakura.
Stark: Hey Aizen! This is for Halibel! Cero metraletta. Shoots Aizen in his sensitive place.
Aizen: What the- OWW THEY BURN!
Stark: So long. Returns.
Adios me Amigos! (Good bye my friends!)
Wolfie: I'm pretty good with some languages so I understood that thank you. Auf Wiedersehen meine freund.
Lilynette: Okay, book now!
Wolfie: Takes out book.
Chapter 8-Have Halibel give him a hug.
Halibel: Are you insane, what kind of murder method is that?
Kon: Neechan! I'll die for that hug.
Stark: Then die! Cero metraletta!
Wolfie: Uh Halibel, don't be offended but uh you see, your...assets will suffocate him if you give him a hug.
Halibel: What do you mean?
Wolfie: Try this, give Stark a hug.
Stark: Wait what are you- Halibel hugs him. Uurhg can't…….. breathe……sight failing……can see my life flash before me…….farewell Lilynette.
Halibel: Lets go of Stark. You might have a point, he does seem to be in unhealthy condition.
Wolfie: Yup, Ok the chapter is at an end. The only guest next chapter will be truemasterhaseo's oc. I'll describe him to you now.
Name: Masamune Okami (Masa-kun, etc.)
Sex: Male.
Age: Same as Halibel
Appearance: Silver/white hair. (Ichigo style), burnt gold eye colour. Slightly tan complexion.
Status: Substitute soul reaper and perfect vizard.
Weapon: Has a shikai, bankai and resurrection.
Background: He and Halibel have been a couple before death, a hollow attacked them and Halibel sacrificed herself to defend him. Then Masmune develops his spiritual power and kills the hollow. After that he moves to Karakura and befriends Ichigo and co.
I don't want to spoil Truemasterhaseo's future story so that's where I'm going to stop.
Please include some questions or dares for him. He will remember Halibel but she won't remember him in this wiki so he'll be protective of her but she will probably just see him as a friend. (for now) I might change their relationship along with truemasterhaseo's story.
And that's it. Please remember to include Masamuna in your greetings questions or dares. It'll encourage a certain someone to actually publish. I wrote a really difficult exam today and had to study so that's why this chapter's so late. Any reviews that didn't appear here will be In the next chapter.
Ultrawolfie out.