Aloha, I'm hurrying on. This was written immediately after the previous chapter because I was so slow. Thanks to everyone who reviewed. I've written 4 exams and have 11 to go so it's still a long time. I'm sorry this chapter is so late but my reviews got completely messed up and I had to add new reviews to the old ones.
Wolfie: Whew, we're in a hurry today aren't we?
Halibel: Yeah, I havn't gotten any rest yet.
Wolfie: I'm just waiting for someone before we start. Garganta opens and Masamune comes out. Oh, right on time.
Masa: Halibel? I… thought you were dead? Runs up to Halibel with tears in his eyes and hugs her. I really missed you.
Halibel: Uh I am dead and who the heck are you?
Masa: You don't remember me?
Wolfie: Whispers to Masa. The thing is, when you die, you lose all your memories so she don't remember you. Give at time and just act like yourself.
Masa: I see, Ok, I'll do what I can. Please introduce me to the folks.
Wolfie: Ok the sleepy guy is Coyote Stark and the girl is his other half, don't ask, Lilynette Gingerback. I'm Ultrawolfie and the star of this story is-
Masa: Halibel!
Halibel: Again, how do you know my name?
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Masa: Ok… never mind, you'll understand later. But let me say this. I glad you're allright and happy.
Halibel: …Thank you.
Wolfie: Ok you can get to know each other later, we're on a tight schedule now. First reviewer…great! Aoi-Mizu has returned!
Halibel: Finally!
Masa: Is she your friend? Any friend of yours is a friend of mine.
Halibel: More or less, she's an honored reviewer who's been missing for a couple of chapters. Wolfie was really worried.
Wolfie: Was not.
Halibel: Were too, admit it.
Masa: Yeah!
Wolfie: Okay two against one isn't fair. I'll admit that I was maybe a little worried.
Ok, don't be ticked. I was out in the wilderness all weekend with no internet connection, so I couldn't review! Signommi!
Wolfie: That's ok, just tell me before you leave next time please. Did you enjoy your weekend.
Lilynette: Where did you go?
Both chapters were awesome as usual. Thanks for answering my questions Halibel! Alright, I have a few dares.
1: Give a Death Note to Yachiru.(Except you might want to give it to someone else, yeah, someone else. i'll let you guys figure that out.
Wolfie: I agree, let's see. How about you Masa-kun?
Masa: Thanks, do you have any enemies Halibel?
Halibel: Lets see, I'd have you do Kon but that thing is immortal so go for Aizen Sousuke. He stabbed me in the back.
Masa: Bastard! Copies death note a 1000 times over with Aizen's name. Take that Aizen, starting now you are my mortal enemy.
Lilynette: Try immortal or undead.
2: I dare you, Ultrawolfie, to tell Unohana that her smile is creepy. I have a pretty good guess of the outcome, but I wanna see if it happens.
Wolfie: Wtf? What did the wilderness do to you? Ugh Fine! Leaves to find Unohana.
Somewhere else, Wolfie steps up to Unohana.
Wolfie: Please stop smiling because frankly, your smile is just creepy.
Unohana: My smile is…creepy? Stops smiling and starts glaring.
Wolfie: Sweats faster than it rains in a storm. Please go back to smiling, I preferred it over this.
Unohana: Please tell me why I should since you find my smiling creepy. I'll just keep glaring if it satisfies you.
Wolfie: It doesn't satisfy me at all, please I beg you. My legs are jelly already so I can't escape.
Unohana: Very well, since you insist. Starts smiling again but forgot to stop glaring with the smile so it looked like an evil sneer.
Wolfie: I can't take this anymore. Faints dead.
Unohana: Oh dear, looks like I overdid it.
Masa: Jumps in and grabs and unconscious Wolfie and brings her back.
Wolfie: uhh what was that? Thanks, I owe you Masa. Please stop making me go to Unohana or talk to her at all averybody. My sanity won't hold it.
3:Tell Kenpachi, that Ichigo died, and wants to join Squad ...
Wolfie: Oh boy. Runs of to Kenpachi. Hey Kenpachi! Guess what!
Kenpachi: You want to fight me?
Wolfie: No, are you insane- oh wait you are. Never mind. What I was trying to say is that that Ichigo is dead.
Kenpachi: Damn, now I can't fight him anymore. How did that shithead get himself killed?
Wolfie: Remember he was alive, so him dying means that he comes to soul society permanently.
Kenpachi: Really?
Wolfie: Yes and he want's to join the 11th division, in other words, you two can fight every day.
Kenpachi: Finally, now he can't keep running anymore. Yachiru! We're going to find Ichigo for the battle of the century. Charges of with no idea whatsoever of where he's heading.
Wolfie: Weird. Anyway…returns,
I hope you all don't hate me now! And again I'm sorry about last time!! I was camping, in the middle of the woods.. I almost ran an armadillo over with my bike..
Aloha!
Wolfie: What the..? I used aloha too at the start of the chapter. I swear that was before I read your review. Weird?
Halibel: Sayanora.
Masa: Adios me amica.
Wolfie: Up next is …VampireEspada!
Haha, that wasn't a bad loophole hallibel-sama. Now, please understand, Hallibel-sama, you are awesome, but I want to ask ultrawolfie-dono a question.
-When will you have kenpachi in there? he is rather funny and it is rather odd that you have Yachiru in here, and no Kenpachi, seeing how they are like glue. its just a question, please dont be insulted or offended! your..err..wiki on Hallibel-sama(^.^) is great!
Halibel: Actually there's only one 'l' in my name.
Wolfie: Why would I be offended. It's a good point about Kenpachi but I don't like bringing in too many characters. With Stark, Lilynette, Halibel, me and Masa there's already plenty and the more there are the more I tend to forget about some of the characters and that's not good.
Stark: Wiki's for wikipedia. Wolfie's too stupid to think of a better name.
Wolfie: I heard that!
Now Hallibel-sama! this is a dare! please understand that you are loved by all of us, so dont take this to seriously...and get to mad at me!
Halibel: Something tells me I'm not going to like the next sentence.
Masa: Me neither.
I dare you to...sit with Unohana-taicho for twenty three minutes and have your 'superior' aura (no matter how much you are scared) and have a stare down with her..DONT HATE ME!!
Halibel: I hate you.
Lilynette: Don't be so mean, he/she apologized after all.
Halibel: Just let me do my loophole check…the only thing that I can find is that I don't have to be alone.
Wolfie: Don't look at me.
Stark: I'm too tired.
Lilynette: Looks at wall as if it's something very interesting.
Masa: I'll come with you, she can't be that bad and you're quite good with staring down someone.
Halibel: I wish. But you can still come. Both leaves to find Unohana and approaches her.
Halibel: Sits next to Unohana and builds up a superior aura. Stares.
Unohana: Stares.
Halibel: Stares.
Unohana: Stares
Masa: Sweats.
Halibel: Stares.
Unohana: Stares.
Halibel: becomes nervous but still stares.
Unohana: Smiles but still stares.
Halibel: Stares……I can't take this anymore! Runs back.
Unohana: …………..victory.
Masa: Who the heck is she?
Halibel: Someone you don't want to know.
Wolfie: Come to think of it, this is off subject but…Stark, we forgot to tell you about your hair.
Stark: What about my hair?
Halibel: It's still pink, we got so used to it that we forgot to tell you.
Stark: I know it was you Lilynette, Goes to wash hair.
Wolfie: The review isn't finished yet.
OKay, Masamuna-san, I have a question. You are Hallibel-sama's lover correct?
Masa: Yes, though she doesn't remember it.
So, if you two were so in love(so much that Hallibel-sama saved your life, by dying in your place) why didnt you go to Hueco Mundo with her? You could do it, all you had to do was ask Urahara..and pay him somehow..anyway, why didn't you go there if you two were lovebirds?
Masa: I didn't know that Halibel went to Hueco-Mundo, I didn't even know about the place. I thought I lost her.
Ahh, Im sorry if I have offended you in any way, Hallibel-sama, Ultrawolfie-dono.
Wolfie: Dono? I like the sound of that thank you.
Halibel: You should get fraccion. They give your name an important title every day.
Wolfie: I'll consider it. Our next reviewer is…DevampedShadow!
Hiyo! Shadow here to impart a dare or two. And a question or three...
Wolfie: or four, or five or six…
First question for Halibel: Tell us more about Tiburon. I want to know more about him, I was interested before but Wolfie had to cut you off.
Wolfie: Yeah, or she'd talk all day.
Halibel: Ok I already described his appearance so I'll tell you about the first ime we met. It was while I was fighting a numeros of no real importance. He cut me on my back and I fell unconscious and that's when I went to my inner mindscape. It was a deserted island surrounded by endless seas. When I'm conflicted, the island gets submerged and that bothers Tiburon so I always have to keep calm. Our first meeting went something like this.
Halibel: Lying on the shore of the island, then she wakes up to see a deserted island.
Where the hell am I?
Tiburon: Swimming around island in shark form.
Halibel: A shark? What's it doing here?
Tiburon: Suddenly jumps out of water and turns into human form. I am not an "it" silly, I'm your other half.
Halibel: You mean my sword spirit. Then what's your name?
Tiburon: Ah ah not so fast, how do I know that you deserve to wield me, after all getting slashed on your back by a numeros. That's just not cool.
Halibel: It was not my fault, he's too strong and fast for me. I can't beat him.
Tiburon: Amica, if you can't match him at speed then become faster. If you can't match him at strength then become stronger. That's all there is to it.
Halibel: It's not as simple as that!
Tiburon: Yes it is, don't wonder if you'll win a fight. Wonder how you'll win it instead. You can do it, I'll take you on. Let's see if you can wield me.
Halibel: Tiburon's sealed form materialized from water in Halibel's hand. This is your sword form?
Tiburon: Yes, defeat me in my domain and I will tell you my name, that will help you reach your full potential but that's up to you to make use of it. So attack!
Back to present
Halibel: I'll tell you about the fight later.
Masa: That's amazing, Tiburon sounds really cool.
Halibel: Yes, the odd thing is his personality reminds me of you.
Masa: Really, am I like that?
Halibel: Yes, when you're not asking questions but making statements.
Second Question for Halibel: Which of the three Privaron Espada do you find the most irritating, and then which one of them is your favorite. Ganteinbanne, Dordonni, or Cirucci?
Halibel: I don't know them well since they were more in the time of Neliel but as far as I can tell. Cirucci annoyed me the most with her high screechy voice, it got on my nerves. My favourite would probably be Gantenbeinne since he is more calm and reserved. Dordonii was just weird.
Third Question, this one for Wolfie: Can you bring in Soi Fon? Please?
Wolfie: Sure why not. This is perfect because someone else's review refers to her. I'm trying not to to the vistors in pairs anymore because then they're too many otherwise I would have put her with Nnoitra lol. But I'll do him later.
Lilynette: It would have been funnier had you put her with Barragan. They'd kill each other within 5 minutes.
Fourth Question for Lillynette: I gotta ask. How come your outfit is three times as revealing as Haribel's and you look about as old as Ichigo's sisters. -Shows picture of the twins-
Halibel: So that's Ichigo's sisters, they're pretty cute.
Lilynette: I just like my outfit, besides it's not a shame for me.
Stark: Because unlike Halibel, you don't have anything to show. Gets kicked in the jaw.
For Halibel, I dare you too tell Tousen that the real reason why Aizen and Gin keep him around is because he's the greatest source of entertainment next to Grimmjow. They always laugh at him because of his 'justice rants'
Halibel: No problem, I've thought that often myself since all he do is preach and attack Grimmjow. Leaves fore dare and finds Tousen.
Halibel: Hey Tousen, you really are useless, I mean do you really think this is the path of least bloodshed. Look at all the blood that's been lost.
Tousen: Silence, you know nothing. Aizen-sama needs me.
Halibel: That's what you think. The only reason they keep you around is as source of entertainment like Grimmjow.
Tousen: That's not true. It's for justice.
Halibel: You don't really do justice a lot of good with all the bloodshed moron. The justice talk is what entertains Aizen the most. To see us all bored shitless. See you, think about what I said.
Halibel leaves, leaving a stunned Tousen behind.
My next dare is for Wolfie. I dare you too proclaim your undying love to Aizen.
Wolfie: What are you…?
Halibel: Wolfie there's a-
Wolfie: Never mind, thanks. I've already noticed the loophole.
Wolfie goes to Karakura to speak to Aizen.
Wolfie: Helooo Aizen-kun.
Aizen: Who the heck is this one?
Wolfie: I love you for all eternity with all my soul.
Aizen: Really?
Wolfie: No. Proceeds to kick Aizen's butt then leaves him for Ichigo and returns.
Wolfie: No one said I couldn't take it back.
Masa: Nice one.
Wolfie: Ok bout the next review. Dareth, I'm going to postpone your review for the next chapter since Soifon will be there herself. I hope it's ok?
Halibel: So we're moving on to Grimdivide.
Okay, I managed to convince Squall to do this...with some difficulty.
Squall: Where is my Gunblade, Zidane?!
Zidane: Can't tell ya until you're done with this.
Squall: I'm not doing this crap!
That was rude. You could make friends...for once.
Bartz: Why so anti-social?
Squall: Friends only get in the way on the battlefield. I don't want to be distracted protecting others while I fight.
Zidane: ...I...didn't know you felt that way about us...
Hmph, well, sooner this is over, the sooner you can leave.
Squall: ...Fine.
Despite everything you say, you still treasure the friends that you push away.
Halibel: Squall sounds like a bit of a loner like Ulquiorra or Stark.
Squall: Hmph, so what?... *Sigh* They are never going to let me be... Stark, right? I guess you're another loner like me. I can see why you are annoyed by Lilynette, I don't do well with children either.
Tell me, why do you seek allies? I can understand that it's good to have someone,don't you fear the possibility of abandonment, of separation? You might have Lilynette, but only one person can go so far for you to escape loneliness. Would you be able to cope with that?
Stark: Yes but I know Lilynette will never leave me. We promised that we would stay together forever.
Lilynette: Besides, what would Stark do without me heh.
Stark: For a starter I'll start sleeping 20 hours a day at least.
Lilynette: Idiot. Punches Stark.
Tidus: Squall, is that why you don't ever talk to anyone?
Tidus? I didn't know you'd be here.
Tidus: Just got here...Squall, you don't want to have memories with anyone because you're afraid that when our war is over, that we will forget you when we return to our own worlds.
Squall: I don't need a lecture from someone my age, that doesn't understand what it means to be abandoned and separated.
Tidus: You shouldn't be afraid of that. Friends always remember the good times they had, and the people they shared it with. You should enjoy the friends you have and make good memories with them for when we separate. That way, when you return home to your friends, you can tell them about us! Even if we'll never meet again...
Squall: Doesn't explain why I have to talk to people who could be enemies in the future.
Halibel: How touching.
Wolfie: I could just cry. Gets smacked on the back of the head by Masa. What was that for?
Masa: Shut up, he's being quite serious.
Well, just because in my story you'll eventually fight the Espada doesn't mean that right now, they are enemies. Don't you agree Wolfie?
Wolfie: Yes, please don't let anyone kill Halibel in your story will ya.
Halibel: If he didn't already do it.
Masa: I won't let them, they can all come charging but none will get past me.
Halibel: Thanks I'm not in a mood to fight right now.
Squall: Hmph... Enemies as friends... Makes no sense.
Tidus: Doesn't have to! Just swallow your lion-like pride and enjoy the time you have here.
Squall: Gr... Fine... By the way Tidus... I've thought of something. You sounded like you've been separated too, but you also sounded hopeless of returning.
Tidus (with half-hearted smile): Heheh, sometimes... you can't go back. (leaves)
Squall: Hmm...I wonder if... Never mind, that's his busniess.
I haven't asked Halibel a question yet have I? What is it that you want to protect most?
Halibel: sighs, Previously I would say my fraccion, but they're already dead because of my failure to protect them so I'd say I want to protect my pride.
Masa: You really care for your fraccion, don't you. They were like your subordinates right?
Halibel: Technically yes but they felt more like sisters or daughters or something like that.
Masa: I'll see what I can do. I'll bring them back!
Halibel: They're already dead but you can try.
Masa: I'll think after the chapter.
Is that it?
Squall: Yeah... Where are Zidane and Bartz?
They said something about playing a trick on Stark while he is asleep... Left with some itching power, warm water, and shaving cream.
Squall: *Sigh* I better go get them before they get themselves into trouble.
Here's your Gunblade.
Squall: Thanks. Hope I won't have to fight another arrogant ** that messes with time. (leaves)
Well, if that's all for today then, next up is... I guess, Tidus, since he was in the review. That okay with all of you?
Wolfie: Sure.
Halibel: Wait a minute, didn't he say something about a prank?
Masa: On Stark I think.
Lilynette: Hehe, watches Stark.
Stark: Starts scratching himself softly but starts scratching more and more.
Wolfie: Where's Stark's goatee?
Halibel: Shaving cream, check. Itching powder, check. But something's missing?
Stark: A hot water balloon falls on his face. Shoots upright. DAMN THAT BURNS! IT ITCHES SO MUCH THAT I CAN'T SLEEP. AND WHY'S MY FACE SO SMOOTH?
Wolfie: Wow, I didn't know that Stark could scream like that.
Lilynette: I gotta hang out with these guys.
Stark: Runs of to bathroom to nurse wounds and a bruised ego.
Okay, next up, Ace Player of the Zanarkand Abes, Tidus! Questions for Squall or Tidus, go ahead and ask.
Wolfie: What war are you talking about?
Halibel: Do you have different worlds too?
Masa: What's the Zanarkand abes?
Wolfie: He's going to answer the questions on the previous chapters now.
Zidane: I have a tail because...Hmm, I guess that is just how I was born. I never knew my parents, but apparently I'm part of a race called genome. In my world, there are only three of us and we were actually created too... Anyway, my 'brother' Kuja is one of them. Too bad that we are enemies.
Lilynette: Why?
Bartz: What do I mean by mime? Well, it's like you guessed, I copy my opponents moves, but mainly I use my allies. That doesn't mean that the attack will equal strength, I just know the move. My real power is through combining the moves I learn into combos. For example: Say I send an enemy flying with Renji's Zabimaru then follow up with a quick Cero.
Masa: That's seriously cool.
Wolfie: Next reviewer is…RLE95, a code name?
Konnichiwa Wolfie-chan, Stark-san, Hallibel-san, Lilynette-chan and Masa-kun!O genki desu?(how are you?)Anyway, this story is so funny! I almost passed out laughing.
Wolfie: Hallo and thanks. Hope I didn't cause any injuries.
Now, I have a dare for Hallibel-san. I dare her to hug Inoue until she suffocates and lock her in a padded room full of Ichigo posters.
Halibel: That's a weird dare but ok. Leaves to find Inoue with Masa following to check it out.
Halibel: Sneaks up behind Inoue and hugs her from behind and holds till Inoue passes out from suffocation.
Masa: Locks Inoue in a room and puts loads of Ichigo posters up. Mission accomplished.
Both returns.
Wolfie: How did it go?
Halibel: Pretty easy but I had to hug her from behind because her boobs are too big to do it from the front.
Masa: She's in Ichigo heaven now.
Secondly, I have a question for Lilynette-chan. Don't you ever get cold wearing that skimpy outfit?
Lilynette: Not really, I'm always inside Las noches and the hierro helps a little against cold so I'm fine.
I have a present for Wolfie-chan. Your gift is...your own Hallibel dress-up doll!
Wolfie: Thanks? I'm not really the dressing up type but it looks nice.
Halibel: I'll kill you if you put me in anything else than my espada outfit. I don't want anyone making fun of me.
Wolfie: Don't worry, I like your outfit too so relax.
out of sympathy for Stark-san, I'm sending you a year's supply of super-strong sleeping pills(they only work for eight hours and you cant take more than two in a 24hour period, so you have to play with Lilynette the rest of the day).
Stark: Thank you, Immediately takes one.
Lilynette: What the hell? Kicks Stark till he's black but it doen's work.
Finally, a big hug for Masa-kun and a sprig of mistletoe...~_0.
Masa: Blushes crimson. Normally I wouldn't hesistate but…she doean't remember me so won't she kill me for this.
Halibel: For what?
Wolfie: No chance, her hollow mask is in the way so you'll just get a mouthful of jaws.
By the way, I'm posting your idea for the book right here.
To murder Aizen
take the e-string from a guitar(the skinniest one) and slowly castrate him while shoving a sword down his throat and then have Ichigo slice him all over then dump him in a tub of salt. From there, let him bleed to death slowly.(if it helps, have Hachi(from the Vizards)put a barrier around him so he wont escape and heal.) then, when he's within a micrometer of death, shave his head.
Wolfie: Shit, you have a violent mind.
Halibel: I'm getting nightmares from the thought.
Masa: My eyes! They burn.
Lilynette: I like.
Stark: Snore.
Wolfie: To get the thought out of our heads, let's move on to TrueMasterHaseo.
Anyway, about Masa's background. It was in a separate section so the other characters didn't hear a thing so relax.
Thank you Wolfie-sama! I will upload the story as soon as possible.
On to the dares!
To All
1.I appologize for the repurcusions of my gift to Ulqiorra.
Wolfie: Ooo sama!
Halibel: You really should stop getting excited about the honorifics.
Wolfie: Well exscuse me miss" I always have honorifics on my name"
Halibel: Oh shut up.
Lilynette: Yeah, Ulquiorra acted really weird.
Halibel: He was just annoying.
2.I hope you all enjoyed your gifts.
Wolfie: I love it.
Halibel: Stares at fishes and feeds them.
Stark: Cuddles to blanket and pillow.
Lilynette: Bounces stress ball.
Masa: Yes master, I think they did.
to clear up any confussion I am a guy.
Wolfie: Thank you, I hate not knowing the gender of people I talk about because I'm worried about using the wrong gender when I refer to them and insult them. Well I already made it clear I'm a girl.
! In a fight betweed Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris who would win?
Wolfie: Bruce!
Halibel: Chuck!
Lilynette: Buck!
Masa: Kenpachi!
Stark: Snore.
Wolfie:
it ... Europe?
Wolfie: Nope, wrong continent. What about you, are you European or American because that's what most people are.
is my middle name! I could eat that pizza in a heartbeat!
Wolfie: Really? TrueSpicymasterHaseo, does have a certain catch to it. Then come and joineth me.
, there. Since you couldn't have pizza, I will work twice as ** getting this story up!
Wolfie: Thanks, that's so nice of you. I've already read the first chapter and reviewed. Everybody, you should go and read his story and review. Masamune and Halibel are the main characters. It's called…the title has angel in the name. Sorry I forgot the rest of the title. I'm crap at remembering names.
4.I dare you to read one chapter from the book I sent you.
Wolfie: Alright, chapter one of how to kill annoying reviewers is: Put a virus digimon on their fanfiction page. The virus will destroy their fanfiction page so they won't be able to read or write ever again and sometimes the digimon escapes and wrecks the rest of the computer. That's pretty bad.
Halibel: You should do it with the next person who sends one of us to Unohana.
Wolfie: Agreed.
Halibel:
easy on Masamune.
Halibel: I'm not doing anything wrong?
Masa: Really, she's ok.
2.I apologize for Kon's behavior.
Halibel: He rally annoyed the crap out of us but it's not your fault that he is such a pervert.
Masa: What did he do to you?
retaliation, I recorded the events of the previous chapter and showed them to Masamune.
Halibel: When?
Masa: I haven't seen it yet. I've still got to watch it.
all the arrancar which one creeped you out the most (there has to be at least one)
Halibel: Creeps me out? In that terms it'l probably be…Szayel-Aporro and Aaroniero. Szayel-Aporro looks at me like he's dissecting me with his mind and Aaroniero…I know it's not their faults but the two voices are just creepy.
Masa: How dare Szayel look at you like that, I'll kill him.
5.I dare you to walk up to Kenpachi, challenge him to a fight(a physical fight, with swords, no loopholes, no getting out of this one.), and if he loses he must let Yachiru be captain of squad 11 for a month. If he wins, Actually he would probably just say that the fight was enough for him.
Halibel: Oh shut up about the loopholes. I can't help it that I'm good at spotting them. fine.
Masa: I'll come along.
Both leaves.
Wolfie: Heh, there's still a loophole. You didn't say that she had to fight him alone so Masa will probably help.
With Halibel, Masmune and Kenpachi.
Halibel: Ok, since I've got to defend my pride, there's no pretending to lose. Kenpachi, I challenge you to a fight.
Kenpachi: Sure, you're stronger than Nnoitra right? Pulls out sword.
Halibel: Yes, much stronger! Draws Tiburon.
Kenpachi: This should be fun, hey kid! You can fight too.
Masa: If you wish.
Halibel: No wait please. I can take him. If I win, you have to let Yachiru be captain for a month, if I lose then you'll have to admit that the fight was enough.
The fight starts………………………………….three hours later, Kenpachi lies defeated but alive.
Halibel: Whew, did it. He couldn't do much against water so I won. And my swordwomanship was good enough to stand up gainst him.
Masa: So Yachiru is captain for a month.
Yachiru: Yaay vice-captain Kenny. Drags Kenpachi to fourth division.
Halibel: I pity their subordinates. Both returns.
Wolfie: Had fun?
Halibel: Yep I did it.
Wolfie: Alone?
Halibel: Of course, I'm not that weak.
Lilynette: You really took your time, Stark's sleeping pill's effect worked off.
Stark: Man, I want to use another one.
Lilynette: Holds bottle out of reach. I don't think so.
Stark:
! Dude, that was priceless! I was expecting you to just use a normal cero, but the cero metraletta was 10 times funnier than what I excpected.
Stark: Thanks, I was already in my release form and Kon's like immortal so I hought cero Metraletta would be more successful. I didn't see Kon again so I think it worked.
Wolfie: Hate to burst your bubble but he survived. I ditched him at Ichigo's after the previous chapter.
Stark: Damn.
the blanket or pillow is destroyed than just ask Masamune for a new one.
Stark: That sounds good but I think I'm gonna need new sleeping pills more since Lilynette took the bottle while I was sleeping and she's definitely going to destroy it.
Lilynette: I already did. I fed it to Halibel's fishes.
Halibel: What! Looks at fishes. They're just floating you killed them you're in trouble!
Lilynette: Hey relax, they'll be fine by next chapter.
many wolves can you summon in your resurreccion?
Stark: They're pretty much unlimited but only if the old ones get destroyed, I have a limit to how many we can use at the same time.
Wolfie: What's the limit?
Lilynette: Fifty wolves.
Wolfie: Whoa that's a lot.
Halibel: They look really cool.
Masa: Pity they get blowed up each time.
4.I have an idea for another gift for everyone if the story stay's untill Christmas and I must say yours is probably the coolest.
Stark: Really, what is it? Masa-san do you know what it is?
, I won't tell you what it is and Masamune doesn't know either.
Stark: Damn.
Masa: Tough luck.
Lilynette:
? Really? That's the best you could come up with?
Lilynette: Oh shut up! I was in a bad mood alright!
Los Lobos are you both of Stark's guns or just one or something else?
Lilynette: I can either be in one of the guns or in Stark's body.
Stark: That's why I don't use both guns at the same time.
3.I've been meaning to ask this for a while. What's up with your outfit?
Lilynette: Why does everyone ask about that. I happen to like my clothes. I mean can you see me in an outfit like Stark's or something. I won't be able to move. I get a lot of free movement in my clothes.
Halibel: But the fact that they look more like underwear doesn't help.
Lilynette: Piss off.
I said about Stark's present applies to yours as well.
Lilynette: Really that's awesome.
Halibel: Why do they get all the good stuff?
Masa: Don't worry, I'll make sure master gives you an awesome present too or I'll just give you a better one myself.
5.I dare you to find Umichika and Ikkaku, switch between looking at one then the other for a while and then ask, "So, when's the wedding?"
Lilynette: Hahahaha, definitely. Leaves for eleventh division.
Lilynette walks up to Yumichika and Ikkaku and looks at the one for a minute then the other one.
Ikkaku: What's up?
Yumichika: Please don't look at me. You have a very ugly hollow mask.
Lilynette: What was that! I mean….So, when's the wedding?
Ikkaku: …What the hell are you crapping about!
Yumichika: How dare you suggest that we are gay you unbeautiful kid.
Lilynette: Does such a word even exist? Anyway, I'm not suggesting that either of you are gay. You're both perfectly staright.
Ikkaku: Then why..? Oh I get it, hehe. Yumichika, she thinks you're a girl.
Yumichika: What was that you unpretty bitch.
Lilynette: Don't just make up words as you go along. Use ones that actually exist you moron. See ya girlie, baldy.
Yumichika and Ikkaku: I'LL KILL YOU!
Lilynette returns.
Wolfie: Bet you had a lot of fun.
Halibel: Both Masa and Stark used the opportunity to get in a nap.
Lilynette: What! Divebomb's the bed making them wake up.
Masamune:
may now watch the video I gave you.
Masa: Sure, Put's on video and grows very quiet through the video.
hell, my child.
Wolfie: What have you done!
Masa: Ok, I'm going to need the following. 12 spoons, a wooden table, 3 bottles of hot sauce, a metal-handled broom, a white mouse, a bag of ballons, a book, some rope, some string, lead wheights, a couple sticks, a hacksaw, three mice, and five galons of water, and a gigai from Urahara.
Stark and Lilynette gathers everything, realizing that it would be unwise to argue.
Masa: Oh, and I'm going to need your video recorder Wolfie.
Wolfie: Ok, hands it over.
Masa leaves with bloodlust in his eyes.
Wolfie: I don't think he'll be back for a while so we'll go on. Up next is NorthernShinigami.
You know, since you ladies are really flooded lately, I didn't meant to post dares every single time but...Helibel! paint your hair purpule. you are to keep the paint on your hair for the whole chapter.
Halibel: I smell a loophole firewall coming.
You are frobidden of wash it off. You are forbidden of touching it in anyway by ANYONE, not by yourself or telling somoeone else to do it. You are forbidden from coming in contact with your hair with\through anything; material, physical, spiritual (meaning NO removing the paint with your spiritual presure\power), fire, water earth or wind, ANYTHING IS FORBIDDEN TO CAME IN CONTACT WITH YOUR PURPULE--PAINED HAIR!
YOU ARE FORBIDDEN FROM MAKING A LOOPHOLE TO GET THE PAINT OF YOUR HAIR. I DARE YOU N-O-T MAKING LOOPHOLE
no one, and I repeat: NO ONE gets away from MY DARES!
Halibel: Damn! Not a single possible loophole. You're good at this. Learning out of previous experiences are you? Goes to bathroom and paints hair purple.
Stark: Admit it she got you good.
Halibel: Oh shut up pinkhead.
Stark: Not fair, I was asleep so how was I supposed to know. I already washed it off.
Lilly (my inner cat-woman): ...Ahmm..she's a bit..nuts?
Lilynette: Agreed. Wait inner-cat woman with half my name. What the heck?
Just do it. I promise there's a treat if you keep your hair purpule till the end of the chapter. You said it yourself: I'm mean. (lilly: you have no idea how much)
Halibel: Funnily enough I've figured that part out for myself.
Lillynette:..*giggles* I dare you to...Ulquiorra...*starts laughing hard*...
Lilynette: Huh? Cleans ears.
Dare you..to..dress..lquiorra...
As a CLOWN.
Halibel: How is that different from the way he looks now.
Stark: His clothes just need to match his face.
Lilynette: And how am I supposed to do that. He cuatro espada, me fraccion.
Stark: No, you half primera espada. Figure it out.
Lilynette: Fine, Sneaks off to find Ulquiorra and sees him in Las Noches and follows him. Ulquiorra goes to sleep and Lilynette takes out a sleeping pill that she took from the bottle and puts it in Ulquiorra's glass of water. He wakes up later and drinks the water then goes back to sleep. Lilynette uses the opportunity to dress him up as a clown then runs away and returns.
Lilynette: That was dangerous, I gave him one of Stark's sleeping pills and dressed him when he was asleep.
Stark: You still had one!
Halibel: He won't be waking up soon anyway so let's just move on.
Wolfie:..A cake for you. just because you're such a good host :D. pick a flavor.
Wolfie: Awww thanks, I'll take a vanilla cake. I'm not that fond of chocolate.
Halibel: When you say your English is bad does that mean you usually speak another language?
Wolfie: Hmm I speak another language when I'm not writing stories but fortunately my English is fine.
Lilynette: Ok, last reviewer today is Aoi-Mizu.
Wolfie: Huest of honor returns.
Ok, don't know if Ulqiorra will be there again or not,but... Here I go...
Wolfie: He isn't but I'll tape your speech with my phone and send it to him after he wakes up.
Do not insult wolves again if you do not want to be hurt...badly! And stop calling people trash and acting all high and powerful. How owuld you like it if I called you trash.(Stupid green emo freak...) I'm not going to waste any more words on you, trach
Wolfie: I wholeheartedly agree.
Stark: Wolves are the ultimate.
Lilynette: Yeah and they're really sweet too.
Halibel: Loyal as well.
Sorry bout' that! Anyways, that was great! The part about Toshiro being trained by Kenpachi... I think I burst a gut! ALrighty, moving on..
Wolfie: Hey, that's my quote.
Halibel: You should thank Dareth for the stories. He's written another one but I'll post it next chapter for certain reasons.
Great chapter as usual! I have a question for Muramasa. What is your deal? I mean, your setting the Zanpakuto free, and stuff. But, what is your story?
Wolfie: I think you misunderstood. The new character is Masamune which is an original character by TruemasterHaseo who wanted me to put Masa in. I haven't even seen the zanpakuto arc yet. Or the fake Karakura for all that matter. If I could just get the anime…I'll have to be happy with the manga for now. But that means I don't get to see the zanpakuto arc for a while, damn.
Hehe, you'd never be able to get my zanpakuto! We have a great freindship. (Note: I don't actually have one :(
Halibel: Not yet. You can have one after you die but don't go suicide now.
I can't really imagine Halibel with pink hair, that's kinda scary to think about. Farewell, Adieu, Sayonara!
Halibel: Right back at you.
Wolfie: Totsiens, Auf Wiedersehen, vaarwel.
Halibel: Ok that's it for today.
Wolfie: Takes out book and opens it at chapter nine.
Chapter9-Show Masamune the scene where Aizen stabs Halibel
Halibel: Ooh, I can't imagine what he's doing to Kon.
Wolfie: Speaking of which, it's been 12 hours already.
Garganta opens and Masa comes back bloodstained and sweaty with a video in his hand.
Masa: Here you go Wolfie, Hands video over.
Wolfie: What's this? Puts video in videoplayer.
Five hours of fast-forwarding.
Wolfie: That was…
Lilynette: Horrible.
Stark: I''m getting nightmares and I'm not even sleeping yet.
Halibel: …
Wolfie: It's worse than all the saw movies, the grudge, the village, the ring and all the gory movies together.
Lilynette: I bet Kon wished that he wasn't immortal.
Wolfie: You're pretty quiet Halibel.
Halibel: Smiles evilly, takes out video and puts another one in. The scene where Aizen hurts Halibel replays.
Wolfie: Oh-
Stark: -Shit
Lilynette: This is not good.
Halibel: Smiles.
Masa: …I'm going to need the following please; a chainsaw, a vicious rat, a javelin, a helium-pump, 12 bottles of Tabasco,weed killer, a razor, a flamethrower, knitting needles, a golf club, 40 sheets of paper, a rabid wolf, a hive of poisonous wasps, a couple a hairpins, a very big vase, garden shears, suntan lotion….
Stark and Lilynette gets everything and Masa leaves without the video camera because it'll be too horrible to watch.
Stark: Thank goodness he's not filming it this time.
Wolfie: Even if he did, I'll immediately burn it.
Lilynette: I think I'm going to be emotionally scarred for life.
Wolfie: Maybe it's best if we end this now to drink some sugar water and recover. Oh before I forget. The guest for the next chapter will be second division's captain Soifon!
And that's it. Sorry I'm so late but I didn't have much time to write and there kept coming new reviews before I could even finish the old ones so I got swamped. But I fixed everything up. Soifon will be a guest in the next chapter so please don't forget about her.
Ultrawolfie out.