Ok my reviews are back in order and I'm back for more, my maths went well. Thanks to the reviews. I should be sleeping now but oh well. I do not own bleach.
Chapter 10
Wolfie: Alright, hello everybody. Glad to see you've recovered.
Lilynette: Yeah I think we did.
Halibel: Masa has been cleaned of all evidence of torturing.
Soifon: Sissies, you can't even take a little scare.
Stark: Speak for yourself, you didn't see the video of Kon.
Soifon: Then show it to me.
Wolfie: I already burnt it.
Masa: Sorry, I might have went a little overboard.
Lilynette: That friend, is the understatement of the century.
Wolfie: I think we're ready to get started now, first up is…Grimdivide and co.
Okay, allow me to introduce-
Tidus: I'll do it! Ahem... Hiya! Name's Tidus, (big grin) the Star Player of the Zanarkand Abes.
They don't know what the Zanarkand Abes are.
Tidus: They don't?!... Oh yeah, not from my world. The Zanarkand Abes are my Blizball team. We should play some time! It's like soccer, volleyball, and rugby at the same time. Halibel, you might like it, I mean, it is an underwater sport even if we play in a giant floating sphere of water... But even if you're the third Espada, you'll need to practice a whole lot to beat me!
Halibel: You're on.
Masa: I've played this sport before. Piece of cake for me.
Lilynette: Show off.
Zidane: Aren't you a bit obsessed with that game? I mean, you use a blitzball along with your sword while you fight and you move like your in the water sometimes. Care to explain?
Tidus: Well, Blitzball reminds me of my home... my real home... Anyway, think of the feeling you have when you perform an awesome shot, hear the roar of the cheering fans, and the glory you get when you make the winning goal!
Sounds exciting. And there's nothing wrong with the way you fight. I mean, when you use the Jecht Shot... Damn you kick that ball hard!
Tidus: Heheh, I wouldn't be the Ace if I didn't would I?
No, no you wouldn't. It'd be great to see you play a game in Zanarkand.
Tidus: ... Yeah... it would be great... but I don't think I could ever go back.
Hmm?
Tidus (big smile): Nothing! Uh, Halibel, your question... Hmm... Got it! Would you and any of the others like to play a game?
Halibel: I'm in.
Masa: So am I.
Lilynette: What the heck, sounds like fun so I'll join.
Wolfie: Sure, sounds interesting.
Stark: I'm too tired so I'll pass.
Soifon: It's just a waste of time.
Jecht: Tch, a crybaby like you will most likely lose to that girl!
Jecht!... Oh no.
Tidus: What are you doing here old man?!
Jecht: What? Can't a father see what his crybaby son is doing?
Tidus: Don't call me that!
Jecht: You gonna cry?... Are you gonna cry?
Tidus (brandishing sword): You're really asking for it, aren't you?!
Jecht: Heh, you thinkin' you can beat me, The Strongest Fighter in the World? Tsk, you ain't gonna win, kid.
Tidus: Argh, you are nothing but a self-centered old BASTARD!
Jecht: Hmph, crybaby.
Tidus: THAT'S IT!
HOLD IT!
Tidus: Eh?
No fighting, hold it off for later. Okay...
Tidus: Humph, fine.
Jecht: Whatever... What are you doing anyways?... Halibel's wiki... What kind of stupid name is that?
Wolfie: Then can you think of any better names gramps.
Halibel: I bet he can't, his attitude reminds me of Barragan.
Tidus: Oh yeah, as if "The Sublimely Magnificent Jecht Shot Mark I" is any better. There wasn't even a Jecht Mark I or Mark II, it was just Jecht Shot!
Halibel: You tell him Tidus!
Wolfie: Yeah Jecht, your names are worse than mine. At least mine makes sense.
Lilynette: A little.
Soifon: This is a waste of my time.
Jecht: Hey, the crowd kept coming back, didn't they?
Yeah, for Mark I and Mark II.
Jecht: Hmm, who's Kenpachi? Sounds strong, heh, I think he and I would have a fun match.
Tidus: I think that would actually be a good fight to see... Old man.
I think I'd want to see it too...
Halibel: Me too.
Wolfie: Do you think Jecht is stronger than Kenpachi or vica versa. I don't really know how strong Jecht is so I can't really comment on that.
Jecht: Bring 'em over here! I haven't fought a strong opponent without holding back in a long time! Ha! This outta be fun.
Wolfie: Kenpachi is at this place…Gives Jecht directions.
I guess, you'll be busy with the fight so... who will be the next guest?...
Cloud: What's going on?
Tidus: Jackpot.
Right on cue. Next up, ex-SOLDIER, Cloud Strife!
Cloud: Not interested.
Too bad.
Tidus: Yeah! We're not going to let you blow this off just to go brood about whatever it is that you think about. So, enough moping!
Yep. Now, onto answers to the questions you asked.
Squall: I'm a mercenary that is fighting against a witch/sorceress, name Ultimecia, that manipulates time, even more so than Barragan, but she's just as arrogant. She can mainly stop time around her. Apparently her plan is to compress time into one single moment so she may be the only one to exist.
Stark: Did Barragan clone a female of himself.
Lilynette: Arrogant, check. Time, check. Probably old, check. I think she is his clone.
Zidane: Well, Kuja and I were enemies before we met and he doesn't really like me too much. Always thinks he's above every one and thinks that he needs no allies. He is alone and is afraid of his own mortality... Well, anymore? Hey Lil, me and Bartz would love to hang around some time. We'll bring Squall too.
Squall: (Groan) Why do you have to include me?
Bartz: Because we're friends right?
Squall: Hmph, fine.
Lilynette: We should really trade out pranks.
Wolfie: Right so Dareth is next.
THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT WITH NorthernShinigami'S FREAKY FETISH WITH COLORING HALIBEL'S HAIR! Why does he not understand that Halibel's beautiful golden hair must remain its natural color?!
Halibel: I agree with you. Why should I disfigure myself just for others' amusement.
Wolfie: Careful, don't just say he. It might be a she and then you'll humiliate yourself. The smartest thing to do is like I do he/she or (s)he.
So, seeing as he had forced my hand, I bring forth a dare to Halibel!
Halibel! I DARE you to completely ignore whatever dares, questions or sentences NorthernShinigami has spouted in the course of three days and nights, both: in the past, and in the next three days, since I have posted this review!Furthermore..
Halibel: Whoa long dare, you really care about me.
I DARE Halibel to FOREVER ignore ANY dares involving Halibel changing her style, hair color, skin tone, eye color or dress code.
Halibel: I happily accept your dare. Best dare I've ever gotten.
Note: I left several loopholes in my dares, if you want to exploit them, you can...but...if you actually DO enjoy changing your hair color, then I'm going to borrow Ulquiorra's emo corner for a few days...
Halibel: I shall ignore the loopholes this time.
Wolfie: Besides, I doubt that Ulquiorra would share his emo corner since he's probably using it now because of the clown outfit. Oh that reminds me, I have to send him Aoi-Mizu's message. Sends text message to Ulquiorra.
Ulquiorra: Texts back, I apologize Wolf-sama. I shall never offend wolves again, including you or Stark.
Stark: Well that was easy.
NorthernShinigami will probably try to copy me and after a while will issue a dare to ignore me...Ultrawolfie, can you make a rule (starting from the 11th chapter) forbidding reviewers from limiting other reviwers and from ever making permanent dares?
Wolfie: The first idea sounds okay but actually I've already made a rule about no permanent dares. It's on the first chapter. "No dares that last longer than an hour"
Sigh...I've sent the ladies a box of chocolates, and a rose to Halibel, Ultrawolfie and Soi Fon.
Halibel and Ultrawolfie: Thank you.
Soifon: What am I supposed to do with a rose. It'll just die.
Can Masamuna-san tell me if he needs polishing equipment for his zanpakuto (I'm done polishing my longsword so I can lend it to you)?
Masa: Thanks I'd like that but do you have a zanpakuto?
Stark, I've
sent you some sleeping pills (hide them!)in addition to those sent by Grimdivide.
Stark: Thanks, she fed the last lot to Halibel's fishes.
Halibel: And they're still floating upside down. Glares at Lilynette.
Lilynette: How was I supposed to know that fishes don't react well to sleeping pills.
Soifon: Idiot. No one's going to react well to a year's supply of sleeping pills at the same time.
Stark: Hides pills while Lilynette's not looking and takes one. Snore.
Sorry, no story this time...for some reason NorthernShinigami got me too irritated to write...
Wolfie: Fortunately I still have your story of the previous chapter. I just kept it for Soifon.
Heheheh...good chapter...
I have to apologize for the excessive amount of bloodlust in my previous review…not to mention Halibel's rather strange and out of character remarks. You see, I was feeling restless and wanted to read something violent, however seeing as Halibel is a work of Art and shouldn't get hurt, the role she played was the only viable option…well, ok, she could have joined Tousen, but that time he was just being selfish and simply didn't want a repeat of his fight against Zaraki….Sorry...
Halibel: That's ok.
Anyways! How about you listen to my story? Its called:
"Why Yammy should NEVER fight Soi Fon"
Two opponents stood in what appeared to be a vast desert, far off you could see enormous columns that looked like they reached the sky.
Halibel: Let me guess, Hueco-Mundo.
One of the opponents was a massive being that dwarfed even the tallest of buildings. Bulging with muscles, eyes filled with rage, desire to crush, kill and, destroy. This being was called Yammy Rialgo and he was the Zero Espada, supposedly, the strongest of the strong.
Opposite of him, stood his opponent. A young, petite looking woman. Skin pale as a blade, hair a dark ebony, the girl was almost reflective of a porcelain geisha doll. Almost. Her eyes, nearly dark as her own hair, were fierce and smoldering. A permanent scowl seemed to mar her features which must look quite attractive during one of her more un-guarded moments. A captains haori adorned her lithe figure.
Lilynette: Yammy and Soifon.
Soifon: Ridiculous, I don't look like a doll.
Masa: What do you mean she looks pretty without the scowl, I don't see it. Gets smacked on the back of the head by Soifon.
Yammy stared hard at his would be opponent, and he broke into laughter.
"HA…HA…HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!" he bellowed "THIS!? THIS IS MY OPPONENT?! I CAN BARELY SEE YOU! HOW ARE YOU THINKING OF HURTING ME?! WILL YOU ANNOY ME TO DEATH?! HAHAHAHAHA!
"Fool" said the captain of the second division, before she disappeared and reappeared a moment later.
"HUH?"
That was the only thing Yammy could say before an enormous butterfly like mark appeared on his chest.
"WHAT'S THIS?!"
(He's loud isn't he)?
Wolfie: No kidding.
Soifon: That's too easy.
"It is called Hōmonka and it's the special ability of Suzumebachi. If I hit you in there one more time, you'll die, regardless of how strong you are." Soi Fon explained calmly.
The wheels in Yammy's head started to turn…
"Usually my opponents do their best never to get hit in that spot again, however, considering the size of the mark I left on you, it's not so much a question of hitting you, but the impossibility of missing…."
From the enormous height where his head was, Yammy looked at his chest….he finally understood, and there was only one thing he could say…
"CRAP….."
So, that's it for my story! Can you show it to either Soi Fon or Yammy (if he can read that is…)
Soifon: You must be joking, I would have killed him before he even saw me.
Halibel: It's just a matter of penetrating Yammy's skin. Remember, Ichigo's hollow Getsuga tensho barely scratched Yammy.
Ok! Finally some questions and some dares! Because I was mean to Halibel (FORGIVE ME!)I won't bother her…
Halibel: Thank you, I'll forgive you because of the other dare.
Ultrawolfie! If you had a choice between Pizza and pizza, which would, you choose?
Wolfie: That's a tricky question. Let me think about it for a bit…
Lilynette! I dare you to go find Grimmjow and give him some catnip!
Lilynette: Sure, though you could be a little more original. Everybody always gives him catnip then he ges hyper and all that. Leaves. Returns soon.
Halibel: That was fast. What happened?
Lilynette: He's still lying and bleeding on the sand so I lef it there.
Also….does anyone have a cure against super long reviews? I seem to have a slight problem….A SLIGHT ONE!
Wolfie: You think your review's long. Go see some of the other reviews. Takes me an age to write comments through all the long reviews because I make it a point to comment through the whole thing instead of just putting the whole review there and commenting only at the end.
Halibel: Ok we're moving on to TruemasterHaseo.
Thank you Wolfie-sama!
The name of the story is An Angel's Love
I had three/fourths of chapter two written last night but my computer decided to update and I lost the entire chapter. TT~TT.
Wolfie: Ouch, fortunately my computer never does that.
On to the questions.
Wolfie-sama:
are all my questions missing the first word?
Wolfie: ..?They're not missing any words. I looked at the word document of the previous chapter but I'll look on the fanfiction page too to make sure.
2.I'm American but I like to think I'm Irish.
Wolfie: So I'm right both times lol. But why?
, no offense, but right now no one knows what Masa looks like. If you want, I could put up his desciption in my next review.
Wolfie: What do you mean? I described him at the end of chapter8 or do you want me to describe his outfit too?
, South Africa maybe?
Wolfie: You looked at my profile page didn't you? Yes I'm a South-African. Bet no-one knew that. (Except those who was at my profile page)
5.I can't blame you with the Unohana thing. *shudders* that woman is scary.
Wolfie: Yes, can you please tell me why everybody coughAoi-Mizucough chooses to make me go to her?
Halibel: You're not the only one. They do the same with me.
6.I'll give you some more time to recover before I dare you.
Wolfie: Very considerate of you..
a side note, I'm also 15.
Wolfie: Cool so we're the same age.
Halibel:
about the fish. I'll take care of that right away! *resurects fish* Your fish are now immortal.
Halibel: My fishes! They live!
Lilynette: Told you.
Halibel: No thanks to you, master did it.
sounds awesome.
Halibel: He really is!
, I guess your hollow mask would get in the way of kissing. I'll get working on a solution right away! *grabs notepad out of thin air and starts writing down complex theories and equations*. This might take a while.
Halibel: Why? It's not like I want to kiss anyone.
Masa: Looks upset.
, so a better present huh, hm, I'll think of something just give me a few minutes
Masa: Just let me know and I'll give it to her.
dare but I do have a question. It sorta relates to my story. Would you prefer Tia or Hallibel or something else as a surname?
Halibel: Either Halibel because then everybody calls me on my name even if they're only being polite. Or something else. Tia doesn't sound right. Perhaps a Spanish surname like Rodriguez or something like that. They're pretty cool.
Lilynette:
,ma. Calm down fireball.
Lilynette: Shut up. I can't help it that I'm hyper.
Stark: Wakes up. Yes you can. Just sleep or something. It really calms you down.
Halibel: Too much I'm afraid.
performance with Ikkaku and Yumichika.
Lilynette: Thanks that was fun.
punishment for killing Halibel's fish with Stark's sleeping pills, you must be tied in a straight jacket and restrained to a wall whilewatching Stark sleep for 20 hours. You may only be let out to do a dare or use the bathroom. After whatever you had to do has been done you must return to the straight jacket and restraints. While you are out of the restraints the amount of time you must stay in them freezes and only starts up again once you have returned to them.
Lilynette: Wtf! That wasn't on purpose dammit. How was I supposed to know that it would kill them.
Wolfie: Ok about that twenty hours. I said in the first chapter, no dares lasting longer than an hour because of some inconvenient dares. So this'll only be an hour, not 20. But Lilynette being so hyperactive it wn't make much difference.
Lilynette: Gets tied and restrained by Masa and Halibel.
Stark:
'll have to wait untill Christmas (or the last chapter, whaever comes first.)
Wolfie: The story will continue for as long as the questions continue though I'll probably be taking a break the first couple of weeks in December to play chess nationals. I don't think I'll be able to use the internet since we'll be staying at friends.
Stark: I'll just sleep the time past. No problem.
Stark: Snore.
Soifon:
being such a prude and live a little.
Soifon: Shut up. Someone has to be serious.
Halibel: And that someone is me.
2.I guess you bring new meaning to "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee" huh?
Soifon: Are you kidding? I invented that saying.
3.I dare you to confess your undieing love to Yuroichi.
Soifon: How dare you!
Wolfie: You don't have a choice.
Soifon: Fine, Shunpos to Yoroichi. Yoroichi-sama. I love you with my whole heart.
Yoroichi: I know. Did you want to tell me anything?
Soifon: ??? Never mind. Returns.
Soifon: What does she mean she knows?
Wolfie: Well you do act pretty loving towards her.
Soifon: Shut up, I just highly admire her.
Masamune:
1.I have taught you well.
Masa: Yes master. Bows with hands together. (Sorry, I couldn't resist imitating star wars)
Pick one of the following dares:
I dare you to tell everyone about your your zanpakto. Just a basic idea of it's power.
I dare you to show everyone your tatoo.
Which ever one you don't do you must do next chapter.
Masa: I'll tell them about the zanpakuto. The shikai is "rage Gogyojin (5 element blade.) It's a gold and black katana with all the elements's symbols on. The guard is a yin/yang symbol and the shikai controls all five element in a certain range to a certain extent. I an also send out waves of spiritual power with the blade which glows silver. The bankai is Gogyojin Shuugotenji. (5 element blades, guardian angel) The blade shatters and I get full control over the elements and gain several powerful attacks. The elements cover me like a fire halo, wind wings, metal armor, water rings around my wrists and ankles and a water disk under my feet. (Shouldn't it be ice instead?) I'm not spoiling the second stage now so wait and see.
Everyone:
1.I'm sorry if this sounds selfish but I need a good idea. Can any of you think of an enemy stronger than the Arrancar?
Wolfie: Remember the hollows that go to hell like the serial killer. Couldn't they become strong and escape. They'd be some monstrous superstrong type of hollow of something.
Masa: I'm going to take a little break. Goes for a nap on Stark's bed.
Halibel: Ok, next reviewer is NorthernShinigami
Ok, let's get this stright: Hallebel, Dareth...*takes a deep breath and smiles*
Halibel: Here comes the apology. (To music of here comes the bride)
I'm so SO sorry for causing you such suffering! I am raely sorry. I don't have anything against Halibels hair, and frankly, I think Halibel-sama look cool no metter how she looks.
You have no idea how sorry am I, and I ask for forgivness for all the pain and anger I have caused you, Halibel-sam, or any other reader, I really do.
Halibel: I forgive you since you're so sincere.
I also ask forgivnss from Lillynette ..I thought that you'll like to pull such a prank (prunk?) on Ulquiorra.
Wolfie: What do you mean by prunk?
Lilynette: I like pranks but Ulquiorra's a bit scary.
So i'm really sorry, especially from Dareth and Halibel-sama (I leav that treat Ipromised for another time)
Halibel: Rats.
Wolfie: Did you look at the reviews, Dareth's complaint is in this chapter not the previous one.
HOWEVER...there's something that really REALLY makes ME angry.
Wolfie: I think I know what it is.
Dareth: you seem to think that just because I'm evil I would copy you and dare Halibel to ignore you..probably because you think i'm a HE...
Wolfie: LOL
And that's the thing: I'm an honest person, so I NEVER ask such a thing, And for making you this mad I will respect your wish and won't send dares or anything for three chapteres...HOWEVER...
Halibel: You are honest…and good at canceling out loopholes.
he?
H-E?
HE?!
Soifon: Let me guess, she?
I. AM. A GIRL!you-...you-!...you-..cake-eating-huge-one-eyed-RABBIT!..God, my pride just gor crashed, burned and stepped on..(but I geuss I deserved that..)
Wolfie: That's some insult. I told you to watch what you say Dareth.
Halibel: You reap what you sow.
p.s: Wolfie, there was only a wedding cake left in the store in Vnilla flavor. *gives the cake and storms away* HE?! do i even LOOK like a HE?! MY BOOBS are bigger then my 22-years-old cousin!...*disapears.
Wolfie: Wow that's big.
Halibel: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Lilynette: He probably deserved that. (No offence Dareth)
Soifon: That'll teach men not to underestimate women.
Wolfie: That's gotta hurt. Up next, Aoi-Mizu's back. Hello me Amica.
Oh my god... I can't breathe! This chapter was so hilarious! Yay, your gonna have Soi Fon next chapter. That's good! (Has evil grin)
I'm plotting.
Soifon: This can't be good.
But, yes I'm leaving again! Back to the forest! He he, I went to a state park, lots of hiking involved. ^_^
Wolfie: Nice lucky you.
Alright, a couple questions and dares!
Lilynette, can you see out of your eye where your mask is?
Lilynette: I already answered that. No, but that's where I fire my cero.
Stark: But in our release form, when we share that eye. Then Lilynette can see through it. That's why it's there.
Halibel, do you enjoy going hiking?
Halibel: I'm more of a beach type but hiking's allright.
Wolfie: I'm the hiker. I'n not that fond of getting wet.
Soi-Fon, why do you have such a freakish obsession with all cats and Yoruichi? I get she was your teacher, but...
Soifon: I respected Yoroichi-sama a great deal when I first saw her. She was like a goddess and should just have ignored me but she didn't. She recognized me and trained me. Cats remind me of her when she's not there.
Dare time!
Soi Fon, I dare you to go up to Byakuya and tell him Yoruichi loves him.
Wolfie: What's with all the loving dares people.
Soifon: I decided that I don't like you. Leaves to find Byakuya.
Soifon: Byakuya, Yoroichi loves you.
Byakuya: Tell that demon cat to stay away from me and that Hisana was my only true love so I'm not interested.
Soifon: Fine, as you wish, yeah right. Returns.
Wolfie: You don't really put a lot of effort into making dares interesting do you?
Soifon: Why should I? It's none of my concern that your stories suck.
Wolfie: Goes to cry in a corner.
Halibel: Now look what you did. Now I'll have to take over as commentator.
Umm, and one for Halibel and Wolfie! I dare the two of you to go up and ask gin if he loves Rangiku and why he always smiles.
Halibel: Sighs, goes to Wolfie. Look cheer up. Soifon didn't mean it.
Soifon: Yes I did.
Halibel: Shut up. You're making things worse.
Wolfie: Sniffles. A dare, I get it already. I'm coming. Halibel and Wolfie leaves to find Gin and approaches him.
Halibel: Do you love Rangiku?
Gin: Of course I love Ran-chan. Smiles.
Wolfie: How am I supposed to know if he's being serious? Why do you always smile?
Gin: Why? Because I'm happy of course. Mumbles, And because it always confuses you nitwits. Smiles.
Wolfie: Did you say something?
Gin: Of course not. Smiles.
Wolfie: I think we'll just leave for now. Leaves with Halibel.
Gin: My my, it's fun messing with their heads.
Back to our gang.
Stark: How was it?
Halibel: Weird.
Masa: Wakes up. That was a nice nap but I'm surprised Lilynette didn't bother me.
Lilynette: If I wake you up then Stark gets to sleep again so go back to sleep.
Stark: Finally, that bed is mine. Snore.
Masa: Too late.
Wolfie: Alright, next is vampireEspada.
hello Halibel-sama, Ultrawolfie-dono, Masamune-san, and just as a side note, I am a female. So..no guy reference's, i get teased enough at school enough
Wolfie: Thank you for clearing that up. I feel safer knowing that I won't make Dareth's mistake. But why do you get teased?
Halibel: Yeah? You sound like a nice girl.
Anyway! I hope that you arent to mad at me Halibel-sama for daring you to have a stare-down with Unohana-taicho. Masamune-san, just as a future warning, dont EVER ** off Unohana-taicho, if you do, be prepared.
Masa: Thank you but I think I've already figured that out by the others' reaction to the name Unohana.
Others: Winces
Halibel: Please don't dare me to go to her again. I'm sick of Unohana dares.
Wolfie: Me too.
...A dare for you Lilinette-san; Let Stark sleep for as long a he wants, dont let anyone else bother him,you cant shout at him, hit him, or release your spritual energy to wake him up!!...So basically, nothing you think of will work, because absolutely NOTHING will disturb his precious sleep...You better thank me for this Stark-san.
Stark: Snore.
Masa: He's sleeping so I'll thank you on his behalf.
Lilynette: Dammit, why does everyone help him sleep. Don't they understand that I am bored when he's sleeping. Ceros stress ball into oblivion.
Another dare..for UltraWolfie-dono; Walk up to Ichigo-san and tell him Grimmjow wants to have sex with him, and then go to Grimmjow-san and tell him Ichigo wants a rematch, and wont stop until one of them is dead! hehe...ohh...the pleasant akward tense aura!
Wolfie: That's weird but since there isn't actually anything going to happen I'll go for it.
Opens a garganta to Ichigo's house.
Wolfie: Hey Ichigo.
Ichigo: Yeah who are you and why did you come out of a garganta?
Wolfie: No time for questions. I came to tell you something about Grimmjow.
Ichigo: What?
Wolfie: He wants to have sex with you.
Ichigo: WTF!!!!! OoO
Wolfie: See ya. Leaves for Grimmjow. Approaches him.
Wolfie: Hey Grimmjowwww.
Grimmjow: What bitch?
Wolfie: Ichigo wants a rematch. He says he won't stop till one of you are dead.
Grimmjow: Oh yeah, that bastard better be ready. Grins, takes out Pantera and opens a garganta for Karakura.
Ichigo: Runs away when he sees Grimmjow coming.
Grimmjow: Where the hell are you going you chicken shit.
Wolfie: Well that was funny. Returns to our group.
Halibel: We watched it on your plasma screen. That was hilarious.
Lilynette: Rolls on floor laughing.
Masa: Has a big grin plastered on his face.
Soifon: Has a faint smile on her face.
Ohh. forgive me Soi-fon-taicho! I almost forgotten aout you! Please forgive me, But I have question..Are you and Yoruichi-san in a loving relationship? or not..because in the end of two hundred forty something, you fuss about Yoruichi-san holding you bridal-style..and there are so many parts in the anime that you two are somewhat 'seeing' eachother! Forgive me for the personal question!
Soifon: What the hell! Of course I'm not together with Yoroichi-sama. She's much higher up than me.
Wolfie: Really? I wish I coul see it. I only saw up to episode 206.
Halibel: RLE69 is next, I mean 96 or was it 95?
Wolfie: Never mind. Just continue.
Konnichiwa minna! once again, hilarious! If I had athsma I probably would have died already. And RLE95 is not a codename. It's just my initials and a number. But anyway, I dared Hallibel-san to do what she did to defend you all from her cooking
Halibel: Yeah, Inoue's cooking is not coming close to us again.
Wolfie: Just be more specific please. When you said her I thought you meant Halibel's cooking and had to go back and check.
Halibel: Are you suggesting that my cooking's bad?
And Lilynette-chan, if you promise not to take anymore of Stark's sleeping pills, I will make you homemade boston cream pie with chocolate sauce and whipped cream.
Lilynette: I can't take them anyway. He's hidden them this time. Man that sounds delicious.
Halibel: Can you bake?
Wolfie: I can.
Soifon: I didn't bother learning since Omaeda always has food.
And again, more sleeping pills for Stark-san. This time I will make the conditions clear: no taking them during the day, and you can only take two in a twenty-four hour period or you'll OD and die(or whatever Arrancar do). So in other words, you're supposed to take two at a time, but you do just fine with one, so I guess that makes it a two-year supply.
Stark: Thank you. There is a god out there besides Aizen.
Lilynette: And Barragan.
Halibel: And all shinigami since they are death gods
Soifon: Like you are any batter.
Stark: You know what I mean. Takes a pill and goes to sleep.
Halibel: The readers really care about Stark, they keep helping him get sleep.
Wolfie: No kidding.
Good luck, Masa-kun,and you can wait till Christmas when she'll have to obey the mistletoe(besides no one said it had to be her lips).
Masa: Her cheeks aren't exactly available as well.
Halibel: …?
And, I really don't mind if Wolfie-chan doesn't use my review. I understand that she's busy! Ja ne!
Wolfie: Why wouldn't I? I like reviews. Mumbles. Though some people should really shorten their reviews a bit. It takes me ages to go through everything.
Soifon: Can I leave yet.
Halibel: Okaaayyy we're done now.
Wolfie: Finally. Takes out book and opens.
Chapter 10- Tell Aizen to call NorthernShinigami a guy.
Halibel: Makes sense. She almost bit off Dareth's head.
Lilynette: Yeah, no kidding.
Masa: Isn't NorthernShinigami a guy?
Wolfie: Shhhh, you were asleep so you didn't hear her. Don't call her a guy.
Soifon: I've had enough of this. I'm leaving now.
Wolfie: As you wish. See ya.
Soifon leaves.
Halibel: She's probably going to compete with Byakuya about who has a bigger stick up their ass.
Wolfie: We're done for today it seems. See ya all.
Halibel: Sayanora till next chapter.
Lilynette: Adios
Stark: Snore
Masa: Adios me amicos.
Wolfie: No guests the next chapter since I keep forgetting to mention them through the chapter.
And cut. That's a wrap. Everybody thank you for sticking with me up to the tenth chapter. I've got over a 1000 hits for this story. That's brilliant. I want to ask everyone a favour. Please try to shorten your reviews at bit, don't stop reviewing but maybe a little less dares because they take me longer to write and I take ages to finish one chapter. I want to have some time for my other story too. I'm halfway through the next chapter. Dareth is excluded from this short reviews since everyone loves his stories.
Ultrawolfie out.