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Chapter 12
Wolfie: Hello everybody. Nice to see you guys again.
Halibel: Is your throat better yet?
Wolfie: It's still a little sore but I'll survive. Please people, I may like spicy food but that doesn't mean I have no tastebuds.
Masa: Like Orihime.
Apache: Yeah, I think she was born without them.
Wolfie: We're going off topic. Let's get on with the story. First reviewer for the day is Grimdivide!
Well, here is Sephiroth.
Sephiroth: Hello, Arrancar... Arrancar lover... Do you wish for me to explain what I meant about what I said about Arrancar?... Very well. A Hollow wears it's mask to make itself look more like the heartless monster it is. An Arrancar shatters it's mask to gain power... But breaking the mask makes it easier to act less of what you truly are... a heartless monster meant only for destruction. Yet, some, like you Halibel, pretend to act like you have a heart and emotions.
Halibel: I may not have a heart but I have feelings because you just stomped on them!
Mila-Rose: How dare you insult us.
Apache: Even more important, how dare you insult Halibel-sama!
Mila-Rose: Shut up Apache, you know that's what I meant.
Sunsun: Will you two please cease this bickering, you're only giving Sephiroth what he wants.
Where are you going with this?
Sephiroth: Simple... Perhaps, she needs a reminder of just what she is... Tell me, what is it that you cherish most, I want to be the one that takes it all away. Then you can rid all that's left of your heart and act like the monster you truly are... You think you can protect them? Then, I'll make you drown in despair.
You may try and stop me, if you can.
Halibel: Yeah like I'm going to tell you that.
Masa: If you haven't figured that out yet then you must be really stupid.
Cloud: You won't go anywhere.
Sephiroth: I see you accepted the reason I provided for you again.
Cloud: What?
Sephiroth: Protecting another's life from becoming like you... One of a puppet.
Cloud: I-
Sephiroth: You always look for a reason, because you don't want to get swept away from a fight. Hmph. But all you do is look, you do nothing to follow that desire. That is why you are so eager to make some else's reason your own.
Cloud: What's your point?
Sephiroth: Your companions could get hurt, yet they'd still have the will to continue. But what about you? You're nothing but a puppet that gets swept away, unable to make any decisions on it's own.
Wolfie: Again with all the puppet talk.
Apache: Are you a toy maker or something?
So... I'll continue to provide you with a reason...every time you need one.
Cloud: Shut up! I've had enough of being told what to fight for... What I do, is of my own will!
Sephiroth (materializes his Masamune): All you've ever wanted... is to cling to old memories, Cloud.
Masa: Thank goodness I'm not that guy's zanpakuto spirit or something.
Cloud: Argh! (Grabs his sword) You're the one that can't let go!
Sephiroth: Try and stop me, if you can.
(They clash and they disappear in a flash of light.)
What the hell happened?
Firion: They left, to settle things.
Think Cloud will be alright?
Firion: I don't know. It's his own battle to finish.
What exactly is Sephiroth?
Firion: That's a question that even I wonder sometimes... So, what are you up too? Halibel's wiki... That's... a strange name.
Wolfie: Ok that's it! I'm sick of people going on about the name of this story! Haven't you ever heard of the information website wikipedia. That's what I was referring to. Here's a dare to all the reviewers. Send me suggestions for a better name for this story but makes sense as to the content!
Halibel: You can't dare the readers.
Wolfie: I just did!
Well, up to the author to name it.
Firion: Huh, maybe I'll join in.
Alright, Rosebud.
Firion: Ever since Tidus thought of that, you have been calling me by that embarrassing nickname. Why is that?
Your dream. It's symbolized by the Wild Rose right? So, Rosebud makes since for your nickname.
Firion: *Sigh* Fine...
Well, next up will be the Weapons Specialist, Firion.
Apache: See ya flower.
Wolfie: Ok, RLE95's next…you're a girl right?
Awesome as always you guys! *thumbs up* Welcome back to life Apache-san, Mila-Rose-san, and Sun-Sun-san!
Mila-Rose: Heh, thanks.
Apache: Sunsun-san that sounds so weird.
Sunsun: Please stop your jealousy on my pretty name.
Sorry about your fish Hallibel-san. I got some pretty exotic ones for you for the new tank.
Halibel: Thank you, I still have to get back at Lilynette for what she did.
Here's some cake gift cards for Hallibel-san's Fraccion. I don't know what flavors they like,
Apache: Strawberry!
Mila-Rose: Chocolate!
Sunsun: Exotic fruit cake.
so that's the best I could do. Adios! Sayonara! Oh and Masa
Masa: What?
Masa and Hallibel, sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G! *runs away laughing*
Masa: Blushes.
Halibel: Hey what the heck! Get back here you!
Wolfie: Alright then, truemasterhaseo's next.
Hello wolfie-sama and guests!
Wolfie:
1.I think it's kinda unfair having Masamune as the only guy there.
Wolfie: Yeah it kinda is, but I had to send Stark on a vacation because if there's too many characters I start forgetting about some of them. What do you think I should do?
about the Ghost Pepper!
Wolfie: Apology not accepted. You'll pay for that.
a peace offering I give you this *pulls out "anthropomorphisism for dummies: human to were(insert animal) in ten chapters!"*
Wolfie: Nice, did you ask captain Komamura where to find that? Looks through book.
Halibel
1.I have a gift for you and Masa has a gift that he will give you at an unspecified point in the future. Say hello to Tiburon! The flying, air-breathing, imortal shark!
Halibel: A shark, cool. The flying part saves us a lot of trouble.
Wolfie: You have no idea. I was worried that we would have to forfeit our swimming pool.
only clue I can give you on Masa's present for you is that it's close to your heart
Halibel: Peeks down shirt. I don't see anything except my hollow fragments.
Masa: Sweatdrops. You misunderstood.
3.I dare you to use Tiburon(the flying shark!)to attack anyone who you think deserves it.
Halibel: Hmm who to choose. Too bad Kon is gone.
Wolfie: Actually no, he's not. Ishida spent 72 hours stitching his atoms together so he's back in his plushie.
Halibel: Very well, Tiburon! Go sic Kon. Opens garganta and Tiburon flies through.
Apache, Mila-rose, and Sunsun
!
Apache: Wassup.
Mila-Rose: How are you?
Sunsun: …Hi.
and Mila-rose, I dare the two of you to have a staring contest and whoever loses can't say anything bad about the winner for an hour (wold be a day but I'm keeping it brief.) There can be no outside influence from anyone or anything during the contest and the contestants cannot speak or be spoken too for the duration of the contest.
Apache and Mila-Rose: You're on!Stares
Stares
Stares
Stares
Mila-Rose: Blinks.
Apache: Ha! I win.
Mila-Rose: You cheated, looking at your freaky eyes maked me blink.
Apache: What was that you hag! It's called Heterochromia.
Sunsun: Mila-Rose, you lost so you're not allowed to insult Apache.
Mila-Rose: Damn.
, for putting upwith those two I grant you the title of Kensei (sword saint).
Sunsun: Kensei Sunsun, …has a litlle catchy sound to it.
Wolfie: Is that where Muguruma Kensei got his name?
, I dare you to laugh.
Sunsun: uh…haha.
Masamune:
having your guitar back?
Masa: Yeah, I've been practicing a bit through the night
Wolfie: He can thank his lucky stars that I'm deaf.
Sunsun doesn't laugh for real, I dare you to swear her to seacrecy and tell her (and only her!) the story of when "she" flying kicked you at school and made you say "it"
Masa: You didn't laugh for real.
Sunsun: How do you know?
Masa: That was kinda obvious. I'm going to tell you something but you have to swear not to tell anyone, especially Halibel.
Sunsun: Alright Both leaves room.
Masa: Ok this happened when we were both still alive, I called her short even though she was just two inches shorter than me and…
Sunsun: She didn't like it?
Masa: Yep, she fly kicked me just before I could escape and sat on me while she made me say "it" in front of everyone.
Sunsun: It?
Masa: I had to say this…whispers in Sunsun's ear. (Tough luck people, if you want to know what Halibel made him say, go and read truemasterhaseo's story. It's called "An angel's love" and is really awesome. Go see the part where Halibel makes him say it!)
Sunsun: Eyes become wide. Oh my, that must have been embarrassing.
Masa: You have no idea.
Sunsun: ………………giggles and starts laughing.
Masa: Huh? Is that why you made me tell her master?
Masa and Sunsun returns.
Apache: Took your time.
everybody your resureccion
Masa: Ok, Destruir, Matador de los Luz de la Luna. (obliterate, Killer of the Moonlight)
Mila-Rose: Try saying that five time fast.
Masa transform, he gains a hollow hole hole in center of his chest with dark red tribal markings extending from it making a cross. his skin turns competely white, he gains silver fur around his now clawed hands and feet at the wrists and ankles. He gains two, large, boney, dragon-like wings. his mask takes on a similar form to Ichigo's mask in this similar state, but he has two hor extending from his temples, curving backwards, and flaring up at the tips. His eyes turn a blood red instead of yellow and his mask has tribal markings goin up from the eyes and tears of blood flowing down from the eyes. His hair has grown out like Ichigo's. His mask is also stuck with a much wider, sinister, evil grin than Ichigo's. His zanpakto in this form takes the form of a large black scythe. It can cut through anything and is attached to his arm by a long, black chain. he has a few attacks based of his now black with silver outline spiritual energy.
Halibel: Are you in control?
Masa: Yep, I reached an agreement with my inner hollow.
Masa: Returns to normal.
Wolfie-sama! you messed up his tatoo. It's "NEVER FORGET" across his shoulder blades, "TIA HALIBEL" under that, a birth and death date under that and the words "ALWAYS REMEMBERED. NEVER FORGOTTEN" under that.
Wolfie: I'm sorry. Bows with head to ground. I could have sworn that the information about the tattoo was with the rest of the information about Masamune. Forgive me. But take notice of the loophole I mentioned. Besides, I'll kill you if you're mad at me because I'm still mad about the pepper even with your book.
Halibel: Don't be so violent.
Wolfie: Dammit Halibel you don't know how much that burnt my throat inside out.
Adios me Amigos!
Wolfie: Auf Wiedersehen.
Halibel: Angry Dragon 0's back for more.
Yo whats up everybody
I'm just going to go ahead and answer the little question I saw last time: I am ranked third out of a group 26 higher omniscient immortal beings
Halibel: Immortal beings? What do you call your group?
Shela:HeHe due to Tatsu-sama's lack of control that why he's only third
anyway...our purpose is to watch over different realities,universes and worlds and maintain the balance for as long as we can to keep that world going
Shela:Tatsu-sama I got a question
I'll let you ask it after I'm done
Shela:Its about something you said
oh...ok go on then
Shela:What dose omniscient mean
...
Shela:What
...nothing I'm going to tell one time listen closely alright
Shela:Alright
omniscient means all knowing
Wolfie: Facevaults, leaves to dig up a fossilized dictionary. Huh? He's right. The way he said it I thought he made that up.
Shela:dose that mean you're a god
yeah but we don't use the term because every egotistical jackass that gets their hands on power likes say that their a god even though they are not and thats why the all must die
Shela:ok you can keep going Tatsu-sama
right the weakest one in our group is strong enough to a universe
Shela:But she's really mean to you Tatsu-sama
I know that Shela and as to who betrayed me like I said before he was like a brother to me that was until he stabbed 47 spikes in me, chain me up and try to drain my power then lock me away cause crap like that would make anybody body angry and its also with in my nature to be naturally angry I am a dragon after all it just depends on who I turn that angry on and my idiot friends that asked those question they have been punished
Apache: Thank you for punishing them to keep Halibel-sama's honour.
Mila-Rose: I wonder why on earth anyone would become angry after all that.
Shela:I thing going to have nightmares for a week after seeing that
you said you wanted to watch and it would be a bad idea its your own fault
Shela:but what was that form you when into it wasn't your beast form was it
no that was 100% the same form that I destroy immortals and worlds and my beast form is only 90% of my power
Shela:but are they -
no they're not dead now lets move on ok
Shela:O..ok
I made the picture myself I draw when I can,I could help you make a deviantART...and now on to the questions/dares
Sunsun: The pictures are really well done, even all the facial expressions and eyes. You really don't leave out any details.
Wolfie: Thank you, I'd like that. I enjoy drawing anime and animals and our printer is part scanner so putting pictures up shouldn't be too tricky.
I dare you to find Lilynette put her in a straitjacket chain her up and lower her into an abyss filled with her very worst fears,dreams,& nightmares until she can sing the ABC's backwards in A minor and just because no one likes him have Aizen join her
Masa: Wow, that's an evil dare.
Wolfie: Shame, all right I'm going. Goes to find Lilynette but when she finds out about the dare she mysteriously vanishes along with Stark.
Wolfie: Where did they go? I have no idea where they are so I'll just find Aizen. Goes to find Aizen and dumps him in a hole but because Lilynette isn't there it's filled with Aizen's worst fears.
Wolfie: Hear all that screaming, I didn't know that Aizen could scream in a soprano voice?
In hole. "No, go away Unohana. Why won't you leave me?/ Aaarrgg, no! take that food away from me/ Please go back to smiling Gin!/No Soifon, I swear I said nothing about Yoroichi/ No I don't want another parcel from Kefka. I already had two! Etc.
Masa: Seems that the hole has been filled with all the chapters of the book.
Halibel: He's feeling all those at once? I feel sorry for him…NOT. You can rot down there for the rest of the hour Aizen!
Halibel how do yo like having them back
Halibel: It feels really good, I missed them…even their arguing pleases me now.
Masa: …Puts a hand on Halibel's forehead. Nope normal temperature so she meant it.
Apache: Get your hand of our Halibel-sama.
Mila-Rose: How dare you insinuate that she went mad.
Sunsun: Please step away from Halibel-sama since she's fine. She just missed us like we missed her.
bringing someone let alone three people back from the dead isn't something we're suppose to do unless they are meant to do some thing important cause I would never want to lose someone that means something to me
Shela:aw*hugs him*
Uh...uh..
Shela: Sun-Sun,Mila-Rose,Apache I dare you three to say nice tings to each other,have a group hug and mean it
Apache: Eyes twitches, Mila-Rose, uh…nice clothes. Sunsun, nice sleeves.
Mila-Rose: Nose twitches, Apache, nice eyes. Sunsun, nice tail in your release form.
Sunsun: Apache, you have a nice loud voice. Mila-Rose, you have a nice sense of sarcasm.
Three group hugs, perhaps a bit too hard that might cause some bruises but at least they did it.
Shela: I think that about dose it don't you
...uh yeah...Shela
Shela:yes Tatsu-sama*hugs tighter*
I...can't...breath*suffocates*
Shela:Huh*looks down*...AHH TATSU-SAMA I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY...UH..UH BYE!
Halibel: I think you should find a medic because that was how Stark reacted when I hugged him.
Wolfie: Allright second to last is, Dai Reth. Why did you change your name from Dareth to Dai Reth? I didn't recognize you at first but when I read the review I realized it was you.
Location: Hueco Mundo (ask Ulquiora for specifics)
Time: Don't know, don't care, it looks like day though...
Two people are sitting in a corner and staring at the wall, one is an arrancar by the name of Ulquiorra, the other is a human...because his real name sounds weird, we'll go with his nickname Dai Reth. Suddenly Dai's phone rings.
Mila-Rose: The famous emo-corner of Ulquiorra.
Apache: What do you mean your real name sounds weird?
Masa: Still emo about NorthernShinigami.
Dai: Oh...damn...it's Northernshinigami...I should have apologized more..."sigh"...well, no other way around it...Hello? YOU FORGIVE ME?! YES! THAT'S A GREAT LOAD OF MY SOUL! I'M RETURNING! HOME! BED!! INTERNET!
Halibel: SHE FORGAVE YOU?
Wolfie: NorthernShinigami, I beg you on my knees to tell me how he apologized to you. Since it all happened on my story I'm dying to know.
With that the human jumped on his feet and ran to the door, but before he could reach it he was stopped by Ulquiora's words.
Ulquiorra: Wait human. You remember our deal?
Dai: Relax! I'm not going to write a fanfic about you having Grimmjow's personality! Besides! You're a nihilist you shouldn't believe in that!
Ulquiorra: Perhaps, but I'm not risking my reputation.
Sunsun: You were planning on finally writing a fanfic?
Wolfie: By the way, what exactly does nihilism mean? I don't really get that or intoxination so can someone tell me?
Dai: Whatever...
With that Dai opened the door, and felt his jaw drop...
Dai: WHAT THE * HAPPENED IN HERE!
Where once the majestic palace of Las Noches stood, all that remained were ruins. Hearing Dai's shout Ulquiorra decided to see what got him so surprised (and to make him leave faster). Once he saw what happened only a slight widening of his eyes was any indication of his confusion.
Masa: What exactly did Stark do when he was supposed to destroy Las Noches?
Halibel: I think he mentioned something about Kefka.
Wolfie: That explains it. I kinda liked Las-Noches, maybe I'll find out how to have it fixed. Perhaps Inoue can do rejection on a large scale…mutters about calculations and architectural structures.
Dai: ...exactly how much time have I spent in the emo corner?
Ulquiorra: ...
Dai: I see...Um...bye...
With that Dai opened a portal, reserved only for readers and authors, and stepped through it.
Halibel: Must be the same portal Wolfie always uses.
Ulquiorra turned around and looked at his room...which collapsed a few seconds after...With a sigh he turned and started walking with no particular destination in mind.
Ulquiorra: I wonder if the shinigami accept arrancars in their ranks...
Wolfie: That would be awesome, I really like stories of arrancars joining the gotei 13. But I could only find two that includes Halibel. The arrancars could be of the following, Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Halibel, Stark and Neliel. The problem is that I prefer Halibel and Stark but they're really rare. It's always Grimmjow, Ulquiorra and Neliel.
Halibel: Yeah, yeah. No one cares what you want. Let's get on to the last review shall we. Aoi-Mizu, the stage is yours.
Ahh, as usual I had to almost go to the hospital for laughing so hard! Also, Wolfie! Could you do me a favor? I'm writing a story like this, just wiht Yoruichi and Soi Fon. Could you check it out and let me know what you think?
Wolfie: I already checked it. I like it, the only thing is that there's not that many questions you can ask them because they've been in the series for so long so It'll probably be dares. Just keep it funny all the way and everyone will love it.
Ok, moving on! This is for Mila-Rose, Apache and Sunsun. I just wanted to tell all of you, that you are amazing. And I admire you so much. Actually, all four of you (in my opinion) are the best Arrancar. It might also be the fact that your the only females besides Nel.
Apache: Yeah we are awesome.
Mila-Rose: Halibel-sama is also awesome.
Sunsun: The only female arrancar that is not that likeable is Cirucci Thunderwitch.
Halibel: Yeah, her voice gets on my nerves.
Oh and Apache. I wanted to let you know, your not the nly one who is short tempered. I'm also pretty confrontational, so we have a lot in common!
Apache: Who are you calling short-tempered!
Mila-Rose: Temper temper.
Apache: Shut up, was I talking to you?
Sunsun: Please take anger management classes if you are incapable of controlling your temper.
Wolfie, my cat's name is Chance. He couldn't be here for this review, but I'm sure he'll read next time.
Wolfie: Ok don't take any kind of offence to this but does your cat eat a lot, because when I heard the name I couldn't help thinking "Fat chance." Gomenasai, gomenasai.
Question Time!
Mila-Rose, Sunsun and Apache, how do you feel about being Halibel's fraccion?
Apache: Halibel-sama is the best espada ever.
Mila-Rose: And the strongest female arrancar in Hueco-Mundo.
Sunsun: It's an honor being her fraccion.
Halibel: You're making me blush girls.
Masa: Would be more believeable if we could actually see you blush under that mask.
Wolfie: Even if we could, her skin's too dark to see a blush.
Hmm, I can't think of anymore at this point in time but...
(Toshiro walks in)
Me:Hehe, Toshiro! Waht are you dong here?
Shiro: trying to find you. Rangiku said you were on the computer writing abnormally long reveiws on a story where the author specifaically asked you to shorten them.
Wolfie: Come to think of it, the review is one of the longer ones.]
Me: ^_^ Hahaha!
Shiro: Waht's so funny?
Me: You just said shorten. It's funny coming from someone your size.
Halibel: Oh the irony.
Shiro: * It's not funny. Anyways, Rangiku wants you to go with her to the Shinigami Woman's Association meeting with her.
Me:Again! Why?
Rangiku: Because, we need all the help we can get! We're going to hte beach again!
Me: The beach?
Rangiku: yup! I knew you would say yes if I told you that!
Me: Darn my weakness for water! Let's go!
Rangiku:Alright! Let's get everyone and go!
Me:Who's coming?
Rangiku:Everyone! Including the Captains except Yamamoto.
Me: Can these guys come? (points to Wolfie,Halibel and everyone)
Rangiku:Sure!!
Me: Alright, let's go Shiro-chan! Come on guys!
Shiro: It's Captain Hitsuguya to you Mizu!
Me: And it's Aoi-Mizu to you!
Sorry about that! but you guys get a free trip to the beach!(in your imagination!)
Wolfie: Awesome, Grabs swimming stuff and heads for the door.
Halibel: Not so fast, you forgot something.
Wolfie: Sunblock?
Halibel: No a certain book.
Wolfie: 101 ways not to get burnt in the sun?
Halibel: ...You're doing this on purpose.
Wolfie: Just kidding. Takes out book.
Chapter 12-Oh for the heck of it, just leave Aizen in the hole.
Wolfie: That book took the words right off the tip of my tongue.
Halibel: Yeah let's just get to the beach. I'm dying to swim a bit.
Wolfie: Everyone, get dressed in your swimming stuff.
The girls dress into their swimwear and Masa into some swimming trunks.
Halibel: Here Tiburon, we're going. Gets on her flying shark and joins the others in the garganta.
No one's left to continue the story so we'll just stop here.
To make up for the lack of a chapter of 101 ways to murder Aizen I'll just tell you about something I've noticed in another story.
The spell check can be very amusing because if it changes the words in some stories they become strange for example.
Komamura-Kookaburra
Shunpo-Shampoo
Ukitake-Unitika
Aizen-Alien (very fitting)
Karakura-Caracaras
Naruto-Narrator
Halibel-Halibut/Healable
Wiki-Kiwi
Espada-Spade
Hueco-Hero
Mundo-Mind
Yaoi-Yahoo
Nnoitra-Monitor (LOL)
Ulquiorra-Liquer
Fraccion-Fraction
Sunsun-Sunset
Unohana-Unhand (LOL)
Sama-Samoa
Taicho-Macho/Guacho
Harribel-Horrible
Menoly-Manly
Masa-Maze/Mama
Orihime-Rhyme/Airtime
Sephiroth-spirit
Arrancar-Arena
Masamune-Malamute/Jasmine?
Lilynette-Layette
Kon-Knot/Kong
Garganta-Gargantuan
Kensei-Kelsey/Kinesis
Ichigo-Chico/Icing
Soifon-Siphon/Simon
Ichimaru-Chimera
Byakuya-Bakery
Kyoraku-Kodak/York
Tousen-Toucan (Guess Tousen and Komamura are both birds lol)
Gotei-Goatee/Goth
Zaraki-Karaka
Rangiku-Range
Mayuri-Mayor
Rukia-Rookie
Ok you've gotta admit that was funny, try spell checking your stories and see what happens.
And that's it. We're done for today. My exams went well today. Thank you very much for not asking. Again, please see my other story and review to it. Nothing else really to say, hope the chapter was funny. Tell me someone dislikes it and why.
Ultrawolfie out.