Ok I'm back for more as usual. Thanks to those who reviewed, I really appreciate it. To those who asked, I will continue my other story, I just don't get much time because this story and the exams take up my time. Oh lucky number thirteen, trust me. To me 13 is a lucky number.
Chapter 13
Wolfie: Whew, I'm boiled from lying in the sun for too long. Oh well, it was fun. Thanks Aoi-Mizu.
Halibel: It's been ages since I could have a relaxing swim, I think Tiburon enjoyd it too.
Masa: You mean he enjoyed all the people he ate for lunch.
Halibel: Of course.
Stark: You went to the beach without telling us, that's just not nice.
Wolfie: When did you two get back? How could we take you along if you weren't here to ask.
Lilynette: We got bored so decided to come back for a while, it's more fun here.
Wolfie: As you wish, lets get to the first reviewer. Dai Reth, he didn't waste any time now that NorthernShinigami's forgiven him.
I am FINALLY back! And I've read another great chapter! Ah...this feels so good after all the boredom of sitting in the emo corner (although Ulquiorra is a natural at "tick-tack-toe" it gets repetitive after a few thousand games...)
Wolfie: I can only imagine.
Halibel: I would have switched to hang-man after that.
Now, Wolfie's readers been complaining about the stories name. Why? It's original! Therefore it should NOT be changed!
Wolfie: Thank you! Finally someone agrees with me.
Also, Wolfie...do you really think I haven't written any fanfics?
Wolfie: Well, there's none published on your profile so what am I supposed to think.
I wrote three stories for Bleach: one with Ichigo and Halibel as the main characters, one with Ichigo and Yoruichi, and the last one with an OC of my creation and Halibel.
I haven't published any of them because they're not good enough! All my stories are well written, have no mistakes and SHOULD be interesting...yet, they all lack something...I post the first chapter of a story, ask the readers to point out mistakes and give suggestions, receive about ten reviews, read it over...and I take it down to redo...sigh...
Wolfie: Is there a way I could read them. I can give my opinion on the story too.
Ok, enough crying...
Halibel, the portal I used is one of the unique powers of the "Writers". We have many powers, one such power is materialization (snaps his fingers and materializes ten spoons and glasses filled to the brim with different kind of ice-cream)
"Yachiru! Can you please bring some to Stark, Lilinette and Unohana? I'm certain she'll let you put some candy on yours if you do."
"OK!" Yachiru jumps in the room, immediately eats two ice-creams "Doggie-chan doesn't want any!" and with that grabs two more and disappears.
Stark: Is that supposed to be me or Wolfie?
...anyways...authors have lots of different powers...ask Wolfie for specifics...
Wolfie: Yes we are gods in our own universe, that means our stories. Where do you think I get all the beds, video cameras and plasma screens from?
Masamune-san, I apologize for being blunt, but...your tattoo borders on obsession rather than affection...though that's just my opinion...
Masa: Point taken. Wolfie already pointed this out to truemasterhaseo. He's working on changing it.
Wolfie, if you want to know what "nihilism" means visit the wiki...
Wolfie: Too much trouble.
...I need to talk less...
Yurusu Nanimo Ikuru: Kamikaze
Wolfie: Is that your name? Where does the Kamikaze come from?
Halibel: Too late, he already left. Next is RLE95.
Konbanwa! To answer your question, I am a girl.
Wolfie: Yes, once again my wolf instinct rules.
Halibel: Once again, you peeked at the reviews to an Angel's love.
Wolfie: Don't sweat the small stuff.
And I started reading An Angel's Love, and IT is hilarious! Hallibel pwns Masa-kun. Oh and sorry about the tree thing. I should've said: Masa and Hallibel sitting in the living room K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Don't be mad Hallibel-san! I'm teasing Masa-kun, not you! Although, I think I'll quit teasing him for now. I'm learning guitar and I'll leave him alone for a week's worth of reviews if he can teach me how to finger the guitar without cutting myself.
Masa: You cut your fingers? …Have you tried surgery gloves?
Wolfie: I have a guitar but I totally can't play for obvious reasons.
Oh! For Apache-san and Mila Rose-san: A friend will lend you their umbrella, but a best friend will steal yours and say, "Run b*, run!" Aloha...*sneaks off to watch a rerun of Songbirds talent show debut*
Apache: …Did you understand any of that Mila-Rose.
Mila-Rose: Nope, makes no sense.
Sunsusn: Even I'm stumped by that.
Wolfie: Why do you watch reruns? Isn't that a waste of our precious time that our god Barragan has bestowed on us.
Stark: I can't believe you just said that.
Lilynette: I'm putting this on Youtube, Barragan wil love this.
Wolfie: Hey! Wait up! Have you ever heard of a thing called sarcasm?
Lilynette: Nope.
Stark: Doesn't ring a bell.
Wolfie: That was a rhetorical question.
Halibel: While you argue about the meaning of sarcasm I'll just continue.
Apache: Yes, Halibel-sama, leave them to their little things.
Mila-Rose: We all have our faults.
Sunsun: Small things amuse small minds.
Others: HEY!
Halibel: DevampedShadow is back, after a while.
I feel bad. I've missed a few and I had wanted to become a regular reviewer.
Halibel: You can still be one, it's not like this story's going to end anytime soon.
Unfortunately, I'm stuck with the fact that I dont have my laptop til later this week or next week {Hopefully} In any event I am here to impart a little wisdom to you. Nihilism basically means that you care about nothing. So Ulquiorra isn't 'emo' he's more just emotionless. Nothing bothers him. And Zommari is intoxication because love is a form of intoxication and he shows it by his death screaming out Aizen's name. You could say he was 'intoxicated' by Aizen. And the love came from his Zanpakutou. Hope that helped.
Wolfie: Thanks, that helped a lot. You're the first one to actually bother telling me so some of my special waffles to you. Opens portal and throws waffles through.
Also, I plan on writing a very long story about Bleach, and the arrancars joined the Shinigami and get their own squad and the leaders are Stark and Halibel. Because they are the two most amazing Espada followed by Grimmjow and Szayel in my opinion. I'll be starting it once I get my laptop so I hope you'll read and enjoy it.
Wolfie: Thank you, finally someone is planning to write that kind of story again. I've only seen two others, one is finished and one haven't been updated for ages so… I'll definitely follow it. Just tell me as soon as you put it up. Good luck with getting the laptop back anytime soon.
Also for all intents and purposes I am a male. I'll have dares later. . Sorry
Wolfie: Thanks for telling. I can't wait to read that story so luck be with you. Makes a zen pose. For the next reviewer my pal truemasterhaseo's back.
Hey Wolifie-sama and guests!
I don't have much to say so on to the questions and dares!
Wolfie-sama:
do you think I can ask "that" dare?
Wolfie: Give it five chapters. With all the others I might have a problem with so many characters. But I have an idea to sort the problem out.
'll Wolfie-sama, if you still have the message I sent you with the extra information about Masamune's powers you would know about his spiritual energy's "special ability."
Wolfie: Not exactly sure which one you're talking about. There was plenty.
I wrote it. *transforms into fox*
Wolfie: Really. (Anthropomorphism for dummies.) I'm already through the first chapter. Nine more to go. Soon I shall join you friend.
Halibel:
(the flying shark!) can also find you wherever you are.
Halibel: That's good, now I can't lose him. Glares at Lilynette who suddenly finds Stark very interesting.
Wolfie: What did you do, build a GPS into his brain.
, I ment close to your heart in the metaphorical sense not the literal sense.
Halibel: How was I to know, you weren't very specific.
Wolfie: There's a thing called common sense…
Halibel: Just you wait till I get my sword back then you won't tease me that easily anymore.
Stark & Lilynette:
Did you two have a nice vacation?
Stark: Yeah, I like the restaurants they call bed and breakfast.
Lilynette: It was fun though it became a little boring so we came back to the place where all the action is.
Stark: And the lovely bed is.
Wolfie: Whoa whoa. Just a minute, how did you know Stark and Lilynette would be back? I didn't say anything.
Lilynette: We conspired with master behind your back.
Wolfie: I hate you.
Stark:
pared to the other Espada (furrent or former) how fast do you think you are?
Stark: Personally I think I'm the fastest. I know Zommari says he is but Byakuya easily kept up to him but I managed to get Inoue from between Kenpachi and Ichigo who was in his bankai which specializes in shunpo. Now tell me if that's fast.
Halibel: Good point.
the world was about to end, what would you do?
Stark: Go back to sleep since it's probably just a rumour.
Lilynette:
, my minds running blank at the moment. I'll get back to you later
Masamune:
by popular demand, I am altering your tatoo. *snaps and Masamune's tatoo changes to a rolled out piece of parchment with the word "Remember" written on it and lightning bolts on both sides. The tatoo is on his right bicep.*
Wolfie: Much better, but do you mean by popular demand me and Dai Reth? We're two people against one.
Masa: Flexes bicep. I like, I like.
Halibel: Why lightning bolts?
Masa: Please just be patient for a couple more chapters.
Aizen with whatever you deem necessary.
Masa: Alright, may I borrow your shark Halibel?
Halibel: Do what you want.
Masa: Takes Tiburon's leash and takes it off and shows him a picture of Aizen. Ok Tiburon, go! Sic Aizen!
The shark charges off in a frenzy.
Adios me Amigos!
Wolfie: Sayanora, ok next is Grimdivide.
Tidus: The beach? Sounds cool! I'll go too and bring my blitzball. Maybe we can have a game... My dad would come, but he and Kenpachi *checks 4th squad bed* are still out of it from their fight.
Bartz: Count me in. I want to build the world's largest sand castle. Hey Zidane, would you want to help me with that and a few pranks?
Zidane: I'm in. But I'd really like to meet Halibel's fraccion. What about you Squall?
Squall: Someone has to watch you and Bartz, make sure you don't get into any trouble...
Halibel, by your permission I would like to see just how strong your fraccion are. Provide them training if you want me to. Sun-Sun shouldn't be too difficult to deal with but the other two... need work.
Halibel: Go ahead, I'd say that their teamwork needs some serious work.
Apache: Halibel-sama!
Mila-Rose: Apache's the problem.
Sunsun: I agree, those two's teamwork are disastrous.
Apache: You're not much better Sunsun.
Zidane: Training under Squall... Yikes, you guys had better listen to him. He doesn't tolerate bickering too much.
Bartz: Not a person you want as an enemy.
Tidus: All set. Grim, Rosebud, are you coming.
Why not?
Firion: I guess, but I'd prefer to get this over with first.
Zidane: Well, me, Bartz, and Squall will go on ahead.
Okay, see ya. Okay, since Cloud and Sephiroth are currently locked in their epic battle, can't do answers for questions yet...sorry. So, for now here is the wielder and master of eight different weapon types... Firion.
(Coincidentally he has the same voice actor as Ichigo.)
Firion: It is good to meet you all. Wolfie, I meant no offense when I said the title was strange so sorry.
Wolfie: You weren't the only one who said that.
Tidus: Well, Rosebud, what are you going to ask?
He's getting to it.
Firion: My question is one for all. What is your dream?
Stark: My dream is to sleep.
Wolfie: Oh the irony. Mine is to write a great fanfic with over a 1000 reviews. I'm working on that now. (Origins of the tercera) I know it's not doing too well at the moment. I just need to get into the groove and it will be a long story so there's plenty of time.
Lilynette: I just want Stark to be a less boring person and more like some of the other espada who are always moving around and doing new stuff.
Apache: I want to be the best fraccion to Halibel-sama.
Mila-Rose: I want Apache to stop stealing my answers.
Sunsun: I want Apache and Mila-Rose to learn how to get along.
Masa: I want to become strong enough to protect Halibel and my friends this time.
Halibel: I want to get back at Aizen somehow then I'll just go for a peaceful life with the occasional battle.
That's it?
Firion: Yes.
Tidus: Well it makes sense for you to ask Rosebud. Your dream.
What was it again?
Firion: I don't want to bother them with it... Besides, my dream nothing special. It's more like... a childish dream.
Tidus: Don't think that!
Firion: Huh?
Tidus: All dreams are special, Firion. Sometimes, they might come true and come to life... So don't think that your dream is nothing special.
Firion: Huh. Alright, I'll remember that.
So what is YOUR dream? The one of the future that you wish for.
Firion: I guess you want to hear my dream as well, don't you Wolfie?
Wolfie: Yes, of course.
Alright...
Wild Roses... My dream is a world filled with Wild Roses. When the battle is over, I want to fill the world with flowers. A world where we can overcome what we have lost, where even the rain and the wind can provide us with strength...
Heh... That dream, one born from only you, is truly worth striving for.
Tidus: Yeah! I want to believe in that dream too, Firion. I want to see it come true.
Firion: Thanks... Wolfie, Halibel, whatever dream for the future you have, strive for it. I want you to have these two Wild Roses as a promise to work for your dreams. Okay?
Halibel: Thanks I will.
Wolfie: Me too but I'm going to need the help of reviewers.
Well, if that's all then- (Great flash of light. Cloud and Sephiroth reappear, unarmed.)
Sephiroth: Hmph... So have you chosen your path, Cloud?
Cloud: I have.
Sephiroth: Though, the one you've chosen is also the one you most despise... You will be doomed to further conflicts and never know why.
Cloud: So be it, if it is my destiny. I live in my reality, not yours.
Sephiroth: Very well. But know this... You wouldn't have been able to choose it were it not for my guidance. So I will continue to pull your strings.
Cloud: I decide my own path... I'll find my answer for fighting and tell my friends like I promised.
Sephiroth: So be it... Hm? Questions for me... Stupid? Toy-maker? It is unwise to insult those you know nothing about.
Halibel: Likewise.
The question of what it is you most cherish is rhetorical, but you and your fraccion, Halibel, are nothing but a waste of my time.
What am I? I am the chosen one. I am the one to take the power of the Lifestream and destroy the world. I am a monster that shall transcend above a god.
You're overestimating yourself, right Cloud?... Cloud?
Cloud: Sephiroth... he can back up whatever he says... But I wouldn't say he is a god.
Sephiroth: Hmph... So long, Cloud. I'll be waiting to settle the score. (Sprouts a single black wing then vanishes through darkness, leaving behind several black feathers.)
Cloud: A question for me?... What am I sad about?... Do you want all the events or just one of them?
Wolfie: Perhaps 2 or 3 reasons if you have time .
Up to Wolf. Well Wolfie, if you have any questions for Firion, ask. Don't worry, I'll find someone to show next time.
Tidus: What about Cecil?
Guess that works. Next is the Split Soul, Cecil.
Wolfie: Split soul? On to the last review of the day, Aoi-Mizu.
Amazing! This is awesome! Sephiroth should really do something other than fight Cloud. Rock on FF VII!
Wolfie: Why don't you try telling him that.
Anyways, my cat does eat a lot. Very even eats dog food, and wood. And yes, you do get a lot of dares for Yoruichi and Soi Fon, I can't keep up...
Wolfie: Trust me, you should keep up. I made the mistake of neglecting the chapter for two days because I was busy then it took me forever to get the chapter up because I kept getting new reviews.
Question!
Halibel, what kinds of music do you like?
Halibel: I don't really listen to music a lot, I prefer the sounds of nature, trust me. They're much nicer than music sometimes.
Also,What are your favorite/lucky numbers? (don't know why I asked ^_^)
Halibel: 3, I am espada 3 and have three fraccion.
Wolfie: 13, it's my lucky number because I have the best of luck on Friday 13th and I live at house nr13 in our street.
Stark: 1
Lilynette: 2 because it takes me two seconds to wake Stark up.
Masa: Not sure, I don't really think about that kinda stuff, …
Apache: 9
Mila-Rose: 2
Sunsun: 10
Hmm... what would you do if you met Naruto Uzumaki? (Warning: He says believe it a lot! Kind of annoying too.)
Wolfie: Who is that question to?
Halibel: Probably me, Wolfie mentioned Uzumaki Naruto once in the first chapter but didn't tell me more.
Wolfie: This ought to be intereting, I might bring him in as a guest sometime after I've gotten rid of some of us…
Masa: Here's an idea, replays one of the Naruto episodes.
Halibel: I don't think I'd like him that much, he's too loud and a bit ignorant.
Wolfie: He get's better in the shippuuden but I get your point.
That's it for now.
Wolfie: Ok takes out book.
Chapter1-Swing a dead cat above your head during full moon.
Halibel: …What's that supposed to mean?
Wolfie: Looks at title. Oops, wrong book. This is "Anthropomorphism for dummies." My bad. Takes out "101 ways to murder Aizen"
Chapter13-Tell Kuukaku Aizen stole her pipe.
Halibel: Who's Kuukaku?
Wolfie: A vicious woman from Rukongai, she regularly kicks everyone's ass when they just talk back or something. Shudders.
Masa: She's as bad as Unohana just in a different way.
Kuukaku enters.
Kuukaku: Did anyone here see my pipe?
Wolfie: Why would we know where it is moron? Gets puched in the nose.
Kuukaku: Holds Wolfie up by her shirt. What was that?
Wolfie: I beg your pardon great Kuukaku-sama.
Stark: Anyway, your pipe isn't here. Gets thrown off bed and held up by Kuukaku.
Kuukaku: So…
Stark: So I'll start looking for it immediately ma'am.
Apache: Scary.
Kuukaku: Holds up fist. Did you say something?
Mila-Rose: Holds hand over Apache's mouth. No lady, please forgive her.
Sunsun: She tends to be very stupid.
Kuukaku: Very well. Looks around in room. This is a nice little do you have here, guess I'll be coming back next chapter to check you in action and to straighten the lot up here.
Wolfie: Wait you-!
Kuukaku: Clenches knuckles.
Wolfie: …You'd be welcome here.
Kuukaku: Thanks for inviting me. Leaves to get her things.
Halibel: I like her.
Everyone: Sweatdrops.
Halibel: But you three will get in trouble fast. Apache, Mila-Rose, Sunsun. I order you three to go training with Squall for the next chapter.
Girls: Yes Halibel-sama.
Wolfie: Stark and Lilynette, you can stay but try to be quiet and stick to the background if you can.
Stark: No problem.
Halibel: You know how to behave right Masa? I don't want to scrape you off the walls at the end of the next chapter.
Masa: …That was mean, but I get what you mean.
Wolfie: Ok that's it.
Ok, If you read properly which most of you probably didn't, you'll notice that Halibel's Fraccion won't be here next chapter but Shiba Kuukaku of Bleach will be here. Don't antagonize her please for your own sakes. I'm starting to work again on my other story after some reviews there so keep an eye out for it please. How ironic, this chapter is 13 pages long. Don't ask me how that happened because I swear I didn't plan it. I just counted after I've finished the chapter.
Ultrawolfie out.