The next chapter arrives, thanks for sticking with me and still reviewing to the regulars. Just a week left with my exams, so close yet so far. I do not own Bleach and even if I said I did how exactly are you going to sue me if you don't know what my name is, tell me.
Chapter 14
Wolfie: Allright, we're past lucky number 13.
Halibel: You're the only person I know that call it lucky.
Kuukaku: It's really lucky isn't it since that's when I found this nice story.
Wolfie: On second thoughts…
Kuukaku: Please finish that sentence.
Wolfie: …It's too good to be true.
Kuukaku: Good, Kicks Stark off bed. Stop being so lazy asshole.
Masa: Grins.
Kuukaku: Sees him, What are you smiling at pal, you really have an attitude problem that I think we should sort out.
Masa: Sorry ma'am, I just think you're perfect for curing Stark of his sleeping habit.
Kuukaku: I've decided that you have a bigger problem than Starky over there.
Wolfie: Kuukaku-sama, do you want the honour of introducing the first reviewer for the day.
Kuukaku: Yes, why not?
Masa: I owe you.
Kuukaku: Alright, first is Euregatto. Stand up straight when I introduce you. You slouch worse than Ganju.
Wolfie: How do you know if she's straight or not?
Kuukaku: You're an idiot. She's sitting in front of her computer and thus is not straight. You're also slouching so stand up before I rip your spine out to check if it's straight.
Wolfie: Hai Kuukaku-sama. Stands up as straight as possible.
zomg Halibel do you like cookies? 8D
Halibel: Wolfie often bakes cookies so yes, I always have one when she bakes.
Kuukaku: Cookies eh, Ok bake some for me.
Wolfie: But I don't have the ingredients.
Kuukaku: Glares. I'm sure your intestines will make nice ingredients. Or Starky's.
Wolfie: I'm off to buy some more ingredients, please hold the front Halibel.
Stark: I'm coming with you.
Wolfie and Stark goes shopping.
Halibel: Alright, good job Kuukaku-san, you scored us more cookies.
Kuukaku: Just doing my day job. Next reviewer is Dai Reth. Punches him in face.
That's what you get for insulting a girl.
Lilynette: He didn't know she was a girl.
Kuukaku: So?
Halibel: And he already apologized to her.
Kuukaku: Your point?
Masa: And she's already forgiven him.
Kuukaku: Punches Masa in face. Was I talking to you?
Wolfie and Stark returns.
Stark: I'll cook, it's safer in the kitchen, besides you get more questions.
Lilynette: I'm helping him.
Wolfie: I hate you two, ditching on me like that.
Kuukaku: You say something?
Wolfie: I was thanking them for their generous offers.
Kuukaku: Hehe, I like a person with good manners.
Wolfie: That must be why you haven't picked on Halibel yet.
An interesting chapter as usual Wolfi-san! I completely agree with you, concerning the wonder that is number 13. I'm not explaining why...
It's good to see new people around here (bows to the Shiba Princess).
Wolfie: Are you referring to my profile quote?
I have a question to you Kuukaku - san. Though it may seem to be highly insensitive ,perhaps you'd want Wolfie-san to read it first and decide whether you want to answear it.
Kuukaku-san, to a shinigami, a zanpakuto is a part of themselves, so how would you react if Kaien's blade was brought to you from Hueco Mundo?
Wolfie: I'll break it to her gently though it may not be a good idea, remember when Ganju brought up Kaien and she told him never to mention Kaien again.
Kuukaku: I wouldn't want the sword. I've already made peace that Kaien is gone and I hate it when people bring him up again.
I apologize if I have upset you.
And to make it up, I am issuing a dare to Ultrawolfie!
Wolfie: NOOOO!!!!!
I DARE Ultrawolfie to keep Hoshiko (Unohana's cat, ask Aoi-Mizu for specifics) in the same room as her and Halibel for an hour!
Yes, I AM that EVIL!
Wolfie: Oh it's just a cat. Egyptain Mao or something? Pets cat.
The three stands in the same room, for the whole hour the cat is wary of Ultrawolfie but stares lustfully at Halibel.
Wolfie: I'm part wolf so cats are a bit scared of me…ACHOO! Damn, you made my allergies act up again. Goes to blow nose.
Halibel: Will someone be so kind as to inform me as to why the cat is staring at me like I'm food.
Masa: It probably thinks you smell like fish.
Kuukaku: You can just go to the bathroom and shit your attitude out and leave her alone.
Masa: I didn't mean it like that, it was a joke…earns a glare from Kuukaku. Hai, I'm going right now.
Anyways, there has been some confusion concerning the following:
Yurusu Nanimo Ikuru : Kamikaze - translation -
Let None Survive : Divine Wind (it is the release command of my
OC's zanpakuto)
Finally, Wolfie I can start posting small outtakes from my IchigoxHalibel story, but seeing as it features an intelligent Aizen, one who actually uses EVERY opportunity to gain an advantage over his opponents, I doubt you'd appreciate it much...
Wolfie: Doesn't he do that anyway? Try me. …By the way, I stumbled into the location of those funny stories you found about Kenpachi and Inoue, I'm busy with that story right now. It's hilarious.
Kuukaku: Right, next is Grimdivide, I demand that you get a more cheerful name. Life isn't for being grim.
So, how are they doing?
Bartz: Well, Squall, Cloud, and Tidus certainly aren't making it easy on them... Ouch! That's gotta hurt. To think, this is only teamwork training.
Hope ya don't mind if your fraccion come back with a... few?... cuts and bruises.
Halibel: A couple of scratches never hurt anyone.
In the background: BOM!
Plus... minor concussions and third degree burns.
Halibel: But that might.
Stark and Lilynette returns with the cookies and hands it out.
Kuukaku: That's more like it.
Stark: Won't the girls be used to burns? They took a batch of Ryuujin Jakka after all.
Bartz: Apache and Mila-Rose shouldn't have insulted Squall so much. Especially not insult Blitzball in front of Tidus... Nor comment on Cloud's spiky hair.
No... they shouldn't have. It's like poking a sleeping lion with a sharp stick when you annoy Squall to that degree. With Cloud, I guess it's the same only it's a wolf in the analogy. As for Tidus, well he loves the sport.
Firion: Sunsun didn't help much either.
Nope and neither does their sloppy teamwork... I think we'll have to send Mila-Rose back on a stretcher. Alert Unohana... How can you deal with them on a daily basis Halibel?
Halibel: I have found a good location to buy some high standard earplugs.
Masa: I can only imagine them in the same room with Kuukaku. You were right in sending them away.
Kuukaku: Stop mumbling, I'd like to hear what you're saying out loud.
Masa: You have enough might to blow everyone away.
Kuukaku: Why thank you.
Cecil: Lots of practice, I'm sure.
BOM!
Well, ignoring the loud sounds outside, (CRASH!) let me introduce, Cecil.
Cecil: It is a pleasure to meet you all. Split Soul is what they call my fighting style. I switch between the opposing forces of darkness and light as a dark knight and paladin respectively.
Now then, a question...
Which do you prefer, light or darkness? These is mainly for Halibel, but any may answer if they wish.
Which side do you believe yourself on, Lady Halibel, light or dark?
Halibel: My answer to both is light, I do wear a white uniform after all.
Lastly, Lady Halibel, your bond with your fraccion, does it strengthen your blade?
Halibel: Yes, their faith in me give me faith in myself and give me new strength
Bonds are your thing aren't they, Cecil?
Cecil: I suppose so... *Sigh*
Firion: What's the matter?
Bartz: Thinking about your brother?
Cecil: Yeah... I wish I didn't have to fight Golbez, but I'll show him the light someday.
BOM!
I wonder where Zidane is.
Bartz: Said something about getting fireworks.
Fireworks... he'll be fine.
Firion: Wasn't Cloud supposed to tell about some of his life?
CRASH!
I don't see that happening this review... So, who's next?
Warrior of Light: What's that noise?
Bartz: I don't think there could be a more perfect timing.
Remember Cloud's appearance?
Bartz: Oh yeah.
Warrior of Light: What's going on?
Cecil: Halibel's wiki. Care to join?
Warrior of Light: Why?
Why not?
Warrior of Light: What did I get myself into?... Fine.
Next up is the original hero, the legend from FFI, the Warrior of Light...
Before you ask, he does not have a name.
Wolfie: I know, I am reading your story you know. When will you update, I'm curious about Halibel's fight and want to see it soon.
Kuukaku: Truemasterhaseo's next, come at me if you think you can master me.
Wolfie: You're starting to sound like Kenpachi.
Kuukaku: Please repeat, I couldn't hear very well.
Wolfie: You're mightier than Kenpachi.
Hello Wolfie-sama and guests!
The new and improved Chapter five of "An Angel's Love" is up!
Wolfie:
answer your question about RLE95's comment, "Song Bird" was the band that a certain blond and Masamune started. Their debut was called the best talent show act to ever be performed at the school and they only played at a fraction of their true talent.
Wolfie: Hits face with palm, Damn I knew that but I completely forgot that was their name sorry.
my impatient streak. I'll wait but not quietly!
! I signed the inside of the back cover!
Wolfie: Checks book. Yeah here it is.
4.I was talking about the healing powers of his spirit energy when not influenced by his hollow. It has its limits but it can easily repair a burned throat.
Wolfie: So that's why my throat became better soon after the chapter began.
hate me? *sniff* *turns into a crying chibi fox version of myself* "Why you hate me? I do something wrong?" *comes through author portal and nuzzles your leg* "I'm sowwy Wolfie-sama."
Wolfie: Go away before I kick you, it's not funny…oh fine, pats fox on head. Now begone.
you ever need a second oppinion with anything, I'm your guy!
Wolfie: Yep, I'll tell you if I'm not sure about something.
Halibel:
GPS but he can sense your spirit energy from anywhere.
do know that zanpakto are pretty much made of pure spritual energy right? Sorry if she hurts you Wolfie-sama!
Wolfie: SHUT UP!
Halibel: ………….Concentrates reiatsu and Tiburon forms in her hand. You're right? Alright Wolfie, how about a little sparring session.
Wolfie: I hate you again master! Halibel, I swear if you scratch me I'll phone Unohana to come and tell her you insulted her.
Kuukaku: Smashes Wolfie's phone. I got your back.
Wolfie runs of with Halibel after her.
Stark: The direction they're running in, I think they'll run straight through Aoi-Mizu's story of Yoroichi and Soifon.
Kuukaku:
1. Aizen stole your pipe.
Kuukaku: Bastard! I'll kill him.
down a bit or I'll have to intoduce you to the original zanpakto I had planned for Masamune untill I decided that it was too powerful. Gets punched in face.
Kuukaku: Is that supposed to scare me…I would inform you that it is unwise to threaten me.
'd you lose your arm?
Kuukaku: It's a long story and I don't feel like telling so so what are you going to do about that?
that a zanpakto or a normal katana?
Kuukaku: I'm not a shinigami idiot.
5.I dare you to eat one of Wolfie's special pizza's
Kuukaku: As a matter of fact, Wolfie just ordered one and it's just arrived but since she's busy, I'll just take it off her hands. Eats Wolfie's pizza. Not bad, could use some more spices.
Masamune:
will only have to wait four more chapters, my child.
2.I dare you to challenge kenpachi to a building slicing contest.
Masa: As you wish. Goes to get Kenpachi and challenges him.
Kenpachi: Sure why not, this might be not so boring.
Two starts slicing up a nearby house…
Lilynette: Let's just go on.
RLE95-If you are reading this and you haven't goten my message yet, the only way to keep the strings from digging in to your fingers is to keep practicing untill your fingers toughen up. If you meant the strings were making your fingers bleed then theres a problem. You're either practicing to long (for the moment anyway) or there might be something wrong with your strings.
Kuukaku: Ok he's finished so DevampedShadow returns.
I'm back. I managed to get here on time. Lol. Thank you for wishing me luck. As soon as I get my laptop I'll start typing it up so don't worry. It's going to be mainly a story about my OC but the Arrancar's are going to have big parts. Especially our favoriter Tercera. In fact next time I'll introduce you too Susanoo.
Stark: You're welcome, I'm sure Wolfie won't mind.
Wolfie charges in but there's no sight of Halibel.
Wolfie: Huh what did you say? ..oh yeah, no problem. I'm used to getting to know new characters and oc's.
Also, if you ever need any more information then just leave a note and I'll give you your answers. I'm a regular know it all/font of information. If I dont know it I can find out quickly. I have... Many sources... Lol.
Wolfie: Great, that simplifies my job. Feeds fossilized dictionary to Tiburon the shark.
Halibel senses Tiburon's spirit power and charges in.
Wolfie: Oh crap.
Halibel: Relax, I'm much calmer now. Your dare in the other story worked.
This is question is for Stark and Halibel. So lets say you two were given the option to join Soul Society and become Captain and Vice-Captain of your own squad established just for you and a few others. Would you like that?
Stark: I dunno, I heard that captains in soul society gets a lot of paperwork.
Halibel: I probably won't like the idea of working with shinigami at first but warm to it later.
Lilynette: You mean an arrancar squad?
And 2 questions for Kukakku. First, what happened to your arm? How'd you lose it?
Kuukaku: Like I said earlier, it's a long story that I don't feel like telling. Lets just say that's why I am not a shinigami.
And secondly, I dont wanna trudge up bad memories but how'd you take knowing that Kaien was killed? I'm curious because I knew how Ganju took it but not you.
Kuukaku: Of course I took it badly. I just don't show it like Ganju, I just hate it when people bring him up again. Remember when Ganju brought him up just before Ichigo and the others left, I was really mad at him.
Wolfie: Kuukaku, the noveno espada Aaroniero Arruruerie…
Kuukaku: What?
Wolfie: …never mind.
Kuukaku: Whatever, Aoi-Mizu's next.
Ah yes. the wonderful powers of being an author! It's great. I myself enjoy being able to do dangerous things and come out unscathed. Like, going to jump into a waterfall. (Goes and does this)
See? I'm perfectly fine, except now I'm drenched in water. Anyways, great chapter as always. I've repeated that alot...
Wolfie: Yep, why do you think I chose that lifestyle.
Ok, question time.
Kuukaku, what do you really think of your brother Ganju?
Kuukaku: I actually really care about him, he's my baby brother after all. Just don't tell him that. He'll never survive from the shock.
That's it for now. ALso, Kuukaku, your awesome!
Kuukaku: Thank you, I'm well aware of that. …Come to think of it, that bitch Yoroichi and her bee's in your story. Maybe I'll pop in to see how they're doing.
Wolfie: Please do.
Kenpachi and Masamune finishes their slicing contest with Masa being the winner by a small brick.
Halibel: So you won, good for you.
Masa: I think I'd rather have lost. Now he wants to fight me. Dodges blow from sword.
Wolfie: I'll take care of this. Teleports Kenpachi back home. But what contest was that?
Kuukaku: While you two were gone we continued. They were dared to slice up a building so they took the house over there.
Wolfie: Looks out of window and freezes.
Halibel: Something wrong?
.
Wolfie: Ok. ..I'm going to do this very tactfully. They those to slice up the house over there. Who lives there?
Halibel: Dunno, the only one I ever see going in that direction is…………..you.
Wolfie: Exactly. So whose house do you think that was?
Lilynette: ….yours.
Wolfie: Bravo. And what happened to it?
Stark: It …was sliced up in little pieces.
Wolfie: And that means…
Masa: Your parents are going to be unhappy.
Wolfie: Flashback;
"Darling, we're going out to a fish place. Try not to break down the house or you get no pizza"
Flashback end.
Wolfie: Exactly, I broke down the house so that means…
Kuukaku: No pizza.
Wolfie: So clever… HEY WAIT! I already ordered the pizza, so silly of me. It should have arrived when we were gone, where is it?
Stark: Who's going to break it to her…no answer. Fine I'll do it. Points slowly at pizza.
Wolfie: …is that an empty PIZZA BOX!
Kuukaku: Yep you see I was dared to eat one of your pizza's so no fault of mine.
Wolfie: Who dared the pizza and the house, oh and remind me who told Halibel how to get her sword back.
Lilynette: Truemasterhaseo.
Wolfie: ….truemasterhaseo, takes an evil glow. I curse you unable to post dares for three more chapters. If you attempt to do one then it shall be ignored unless one of us really wants to do it which is unlikely.
Kuukaku: We should be moving on sometime today. Next is VampireEspada.
I'm Back! Sorry I didnt review the last few chapters, My sister went into labor, we got new cats-they are cute but total pains in the **-I was also sick all week, and I had no internet, and I had a large test today which I probably flunked!And I was dancing today and I fell and took..three to four people down with me!! Now I cant participate anymore! **Dark cloud over head*
Wolfie: Wow! You really have crap luck, except about the baby of course.
*...Now where to start. Oh yeah!! Masmune-san, you owe me an answer for my previous question!! Now cough it up!!
Masa: I'm sorry, I've really thought about it but there just isn't anyone like Halibel. So sorry nobody.
Now, Kukaku-san, what would you do IF you met Unohana-taicho?(dont bring her back, I dont want anyone to faint) Would you run for the hills, beat the crap out of her, or grow some respect for the incredibly intensly scary woman
Kuukaku: From what I've heard about her I think we should get on really wel.
...Now, who else to pick on...**looks at the crowd with ominous eyes* Aha!! Ultrawolfie-dono!! I have chosen you!
Wolfie: DAMN!
I dare you to steal Kukaku-san's pipe, and then run for the bloody hills!
Sayonara,
Kuukaku: You took my pipe after all! I'll kill you.
Wolfie runs of into sunset with Kuukaku hot on her tracks.
Halibel: …I didn't know Wolfie could run on water?
Stark: Or air?
Lilynette: RLE95's up now.
Ha! Kuukaku-san is harder on men than women, so Stark-san and Masa-kun need to be careful.
Stark: Don't you think we already figured that out?
Masa: Though she seems pretty angry at Wolfie. Looks through telescope at them.
The chapter was hilarious as always, Master Wolfie-chan! In case you didn't notice, Songbird is the name of a band Masa used to be in. They were awesome.
Masa: Someone already mentioned it to her, she just has a bad memory considering that she read about our band that same day.
Anyway, I thought maybe you guys would wanna meet an OC for a BLEACH fic I made(not another Masa, she'll just show up on reviews, I promise!).
Masa: You're not the first one who's going to introduce another oc, someone else did it too.
But, for right now, I'll babysit Lilynette for a day if Kuukaku-san will beat up my no-good player brother
Stark: Kuukaku will definitely do it sometime when she get back so can we count on you to keep an eye on Lilynette next chapter?
...Random question for everyone: What is your favorite month of the year?
Halibel: Mine is October and I know Wolfie would pick September because it's her birthday.
Stark: July.
Lilynette: December.
Masa: December as well, Christmas is just too great.
Wolfie returns to have shaken off Kuukaku somehow.
Wolfie: I don't know where she is but I don't think she'll be back.
Halibel: Next reviewer is Angry Dragon 0
Shela:Hi everyone Tatsu-sama isn't here right now but Aurora-san said she'll help out
Aurora:My most humble greetings to all of you and Shela were did Tatsu-sama said he was going?
Shela:I think He said that the higher ups wanted his help with something
Aurora:Oh my but there's only ones higher then him is Jericho-sama whose 2nd and Duo-sama whose 1st and if the three of then are working together it can only mean that something really bad is going to happen
Shela:I feel sorry for who ever is there
Aurora:Me too,didn't Tatsu-sama tell us to ask questions while he was gone
Shela:you're right ,Sun-Sun,Mila-Rose,Apache why do you always fight each other so much me and Aurora-san don't ever fight that much
Halibel: They're not here so I'll answer. It's because their personalities are so different and they all want to impress me somehow. It's like Sentaro and Kiyone.
Aurora:I only scold when you're being childish Shela-chan
Shela:HEY I'm not a child I may look like I'm 18 but I'm way older than that
Aurora:Oh I'm so sorry Shela-sama will ever forgive me
Shela:Only if you make me some of your brownies with the little peanut butter chips in it
Aurora:When we're done here I'll make what ever you like
Shela:YAY!
Aurora:I have a question I why did Apache attack our master after being revived
Shela:Maybe she thought he was some one else I...hope
Aurora:and he told me to pass on a message to the three of them "Don't waist your new life playing with fire cause a second chance is a free ride a third or more WILL cost you extra"
Shela:ooh I got one has anyone been to new Orleans for Marti Gra
Wolfie: I don't even live close to America so no.
Aurora:that has to be the biggest party I have ever been to
Shela:I know isn't wonderful
Aurora:When did you three meet each other and miss Halibel
Halibel: When Tatsu-sama revived them, they start missing me as soon as we're not together.
Shela:That's a good one I remember when I first met Tatsu-sama, I was alone in the cold darkness thats when I saw Tatsu-sama coming out of a door of light he reached out to me and then he asked "what are you doing in the dark,why don't you come with us we'll take you some place that you can call home what do you say" so I went with them obviously cause I'm here now
Aurora:Was that before or after you bit down on his arm out of fear
Shela:eheheh I told him i was sorry but Aurora-san when did you meet him
Aurora:It was a little after the days of King Arthur I was imprisoned by humans for a long time so long that the chains i was in began to rust away along with my mind and when I finally broke free I lost it and attack the first person that came through that dungeon door that was my mistake cause I didn't know that I was going against the black knight,I knocked off his helmet and kept fighting him
Shela:Tatsu-sama was the black knight aw he must of look so cool in that armor
Aurora:*blushing*He was he even told me that he didn't want to have to fight me but I couldn't stop myself it rushed him then I blacked out when I woke up Tatsu-sama was carrying me
Shela:It was like He was a knight in shining armor rescuing you
Aurora:*blushing*Yes I suppose you're right I...I think master left something for Ultrawolfie I'll just play it now
-message start-
Ultrawolfie I told my friends to give you this message so that I can tell you how to make a deviantART
1st go to the home page when your there at the top the is a button that says "join for free" click it and it will take you to a page were your name,password,etc. after that you can submit your artwork so let me know how it goes and if need any help
Wolfie: Thanks, I'll see about it this weekend. I'm a bit busy with exams at the moment.
Jericho:B come on we found the guy you were looking for lets go
Duo:He's right we need to get him before he jumps world again
*growling*right I going to show that bastard what happens when you taunt the angry dragon
Jericho:Dude you scare me sometimes almost as much as Duo
Duo:Am I really that scary
Jericho:your death himself so yes
*growling*ENOUGH TALK LETS GO!
-end of message-
Shela:Tatsu-sama is scary when he's angry
Aurora:Indeed he is,well I think I'll go make those brownies
Shela:Wait for me bye bye everyone
Aurora:Farewell
Wolfie: Ok that was angrydragon and his friends. Last review today is from…northernshinigami-Lilly. Isn't that her inner at woman.
Lilly *picks inside*: since northern inssists to return after only after chapter 13 (we think) she sent me to ..ahm..answer your question..and..she kinda on crack right now anyway, hearing yor question...*glancing outside* how did he applogized?..funny you should ask...well...
Wolfie: I'm sure Dareth regretted it so she can review if she wants to.
She has few stories here...gladly, not many, 'cause, like she said to dareth, if she had many she would have drown in her e-mail...let's just say he...well.."reviewed" EACH. AND. EVERY. ONE of the stories...it was SO sweet, how could you NOT forgive?
Wolfie: That's so sweet. I checked it myself. Dareth, you know how to get a girl to forgive you. …Maybe I should start getting angry at people for more reviewslol.
That's what SHE said. I just think she should really need to learn how to swim now.
Wolfie: I don't get what you mean? Or is it to swim out of her own e-mails lol.
Halibel: Ok so that was it. Lets get on with the book.
Wolfie: Right. Feels around in pockets. Uh oh, I think I lost it running away from Kuukaku. I'll go looking for it right away. Wolfie runs away.
Halibel: Well damn, never mind. Next time there'll be two chapters for the book to make up for today. I'll make sure of that. Sayanora.
Stark: Lilynette: Begone to RLE95, I'll make sure Kuukaku bags her brother.
Lilynette: Fine see ya all.
And that's it. Sorry about the lack of the book but it's late and I have to study for my exams and sleep you know. I'll make up for it. Halibel's fraccion might be back next chapter. MIGHT. And Lilynette won't be here. No guests next chapter. I'd appreciate it if you offer to take care of one of the extra characters for a chapter. Makes it easier to bring in guests.
Ultrawolfie out.