Wolfie strikes back. I'm writing earlier so I should get finished in time. Thanks for reviewing, only three more exams to go then it's officially holidays for me. I don't own bleach and all that crap.
Chapter 15
Wolfie: Is everyone comfortable enough for the chapter?
Halibel: Sits on a brick. Just about, Masa. Why did you and Kenpachi have to destroy the house?
Masa: It was a different building. How was I supposed to know it was attached to this room and that the structural damage would make it collapse?
Stark: There's a thing called common sense.
Wolfie: Before we start fighting let's just move on to the first review from Dareth.
Ow...pain...
It's good to know though that someone has FINALLY pointed you to the genius that is Mozco. She (yes, I'm 90% certain its a SHE) is brilliant.
Wolfie: I'm 90% sure that it's a THEY. See the profile.
Halibel: Careful with the assumptions.
I'm kinda confused though, I've made 3 or 4 quotes from the genius that is "Uninvited Guests" and only recently has someone noticed it! I was actually expecting smb. to point it out after I reviewed with my "Soi-Fong vs Yammy" story. Seeing as my writing style is...well...poor...
Wolfie: I don't think that anyone else has read it before and I only recently stumbled on to it by accident while looking for good stories.
...anyways...the canon Aizen is indeed a complete and total idiot...well, either that or he's more arrogant than ALL captain class beings in the Bleach universe. I understand he had to act idiotic so the plot could have progressed further, seeing as otherwise he would have had an even bigger advantage than he has now, but still...
Halibel: He's always an idiot.
If I recall correctly, he told Hinamori that "you should weaken your opponents before the battle"...after which he went on to beat the stuffing out of several captains, vice-captains and Ichigo...he didn't kill anyone...Byakuya, Komamura, Renji, Toushiro, Kira, Hisagi, Momo...instead of getting himself an advantage, he gave them a reason to fight...strengthened their resolve...
Wolfie: Good point, he had plenty of chances to kill them, though what do you mean Hisagi, I don't remember that.
My story is called "A Change of Plans" , basically put, Aizen sees Ichigo's fight against Zaraki and grows worried that Ichigo may ruin his plans. So he manipulates the 4 of the ryoka, Momo, Hisagi, Kira, Rangiku and Toushiro, so that he is the one that is trying to bring balance to Soul Society, whereas Yamamoto and the elder captains wish to simply preserve their power ( it involves Toushiro finding the central 46 empty, no bodies or anything, as if the ruling party always existed as a decoy to hide the captain commanders true intentions)...thats a...pathetic review of my story...but thats the gist of the beginning...
Wolfie: So he makes them think he is the good one.
I REALLY need to stop writing so much and to actually write some dares and/or questions...
Oh! What do you all think of whale sharks?
(I know its a lousy question, but I'm not feeling very creative right now...)
Halibel: It's that huge shark that's harmless isn't it.
Masa: They only eat plankton.
Stark: They're slow.
Wolfie: That really is random…they're the biggest sharks ever though harmless.
Halibel: Ok next is…Aoi-Mizu heh, I'm surprised you had the courage to come here.
Great! HAlibel, are you still peeved at me? I'm sorrt about my story!! Also, if you want a longer apology, go see my story...
Halibel: I don't recall apologies.
Ok, I dare everyone to go and fight Kenpachi! I got the inspiration after I was torn to bits by him in one of my chapters... It hurt. Also, I apologize for any injuries you may receive. I'm apologizing alot..
Wolfie: What's with everyone's fetish with Unohana and Kenpachi. Don't they understand that I'm trying to keep the place in one piece.
Everyone leaves to fight Kenpachi.
Apache, Mila-Rose and Sunsun comes through the door badly bruised and burned from their training session.
Apache: What happened here?
Mila-Rose: Where did everyone go?
Sunsun: Perhaps they're gone for a dare.
Apache: Someone really trashed the place.
Mila-Rose: And it wasn't even us or Lilynette by the looks of it.
Sunsun: Let's just wait till they come back.
An hour later. The gang comes through the door bruised but victorious.
Apache: Wow you lot really fit in with us and the room right now.
Mila-Rose: Excluding Halibel-sama of course.
Sunsun: Did you have to fight Kenpachi again.
Halibel: Yep, when did you three get back from your training with Squall.
Apache: An Hour ago, we've been waiting for you.
Mila-Rose: He really destroyed us, I think he has some kinda issue with us.
Sunsun: It might be all your comments and sarcasm of course.
Mila-Rose: Was I talking to you.
Moving on, if the Fraccion are here, I dare Mila-Rose and apache to argue the entire chapter or part of it, and Sunsun can't say anything!
Apache: All right what shall we argue about?
Mila-Rose: Don't ask me, why should I know moron?
Apache who are you calling a moron cow-tits?
Mila-Rose: Just because you don't have any assets does not mean you can insult mine. That's like insulting Halibel-sama.
Apache: How dare you try to bring Halibel-sama into this argument. That's disrespecting her.
Mila-Rose: Hear who's talking. You disrespecting her every second of the day you're actually speaking.
Apache: Why you- You can just kiss my-
Halibel: That's enough you two. She said a part of the chapter but she didn't specify how long so you can stop now.
Apache: What do you mean? We haven't decided what to argue about yet.
Halibel: !-!
Also, I have a question for Halibel. What do you think of the final Fantasy games/series? I see Dai Reth mentions the character's quite a bit, so i was just wondering!
Wolfie: Actually I don't watch it, never saw it. I think you meant Grimdivide. He's introducing me to the characters because in his story it's a crossover between Bleach/Dissidia and Final Fantasy.
(Yuffie walks in)
Mizu: What are you doing here?
Y: I came to see what you were doin'!
M:Well, I'm writing a reveiw for a great story :3
Y: But, your supposed to be training with me! I was gonna teach you how to fight with shruikens.
M:Oh, sorry. I forgot! Wait, no one knows who you are!
Y: I'm Yuffie, the great Ninja! -runs off-
M: Gotta go!
Wolfie: I thought Yuffie was a cat but now it sounds like a Naruto clone.
Halibel: RLE95's up now.
Ha! You all did wonderfully again! While Lilynette-chan eats sweets and plays with my nephews(they're almost as hyper as Yachiru, so she should be happy)here's Kassandra.
Kassandra: Konnichiwa! It's nice to meet you all.
Masa: Good day to you. It's nice to meet another oc.
So, anything you wanna say?
Kassandra: Halibell-sama is so strong and gorgeous, and Wolfie-san is really funny!
Halibel: I am?
Wolfie: Thanks, I try.
Masamune-san is really cool, but he's really funny too! And-
Masa: No trouble.
Stop before you give yourself a heart attack.
Kassandra: Hai Yuuki-chan...
So, how do you like Japan, Kassa-chan?
Kassandra:It's-
Short version please.
Kassandra: wonderful!
*SqueBOOM*
Well, Lilynette just crashed someone's car. I better go check on it...
Stark: You let Lilynette, The Lilynette Gingerback approach a mechanical device from a 100km's. Are you mad? That's like putting a sugar-high Yachiru in Mayuri's lab.
Wolfie: Next is…truemasterhaseo. Let's see how you grovel.
Halibel: You're kidding right Wolfie?
I...I understand Wolfie-sama.
No dares today.
Wolfie:
things first. *snaps fingers and everything that was broken/obliterated last chapter is fixed and wolfie gets a box of her special pizza that never runs out*
Wolfie: Nice, starts eating.
Stark: Yes, the bed is uncovered again. Snore.
Halibel: Now I don't have to sit on a brick anymore.
, threatening a chibi fox. Harsh. Kinda funny, but harsh.
Wolfie: I didn't care because I knew it was you trying to soften me up and it's not as easy as that.
about the thing with Halibel.
Wolfie: Here's an easy way to stop apologizing to me. Stop doing things that make me angry even if it pleases Halibel.
4.*bows to ground* I humbly ask for your forgivness and am prepared to do whatever needed to to earn it. I await your command.
Wolfie: You could start by repairing Las Noches since it is home to some and I thought it was cool. Secondly you could give me some great ideas for 101 ways to murder Aizen.
By the way. I've already finished the first couple of chapters of the book you gave me. Grows some fangs. Almost!
Halibel:
is gone now. *snaps*
Halibel: …Gathers Reiatsu. Zanpakuto reappears. Sucker! You told me how to bring it back and since it's part of myself you can't truly take it away.
Kuukaku:
me. Compared to the one I rejected, Masamune's zanpakto is a pebble. The one I had planned is a mountain. You can't beat it.
Wolfie: Please try to keep up. She's not here. Will you tell me about the original sword in a pm please. I'm curious.
Stark & Lilynette:
I have angered either of you I extend my offer to you two as well.
Stark: Snore.
Somewhere Lilynette crashes another car.
Wolfie: I don't think they heard you.
Adios.
Halibel: Ok next is…GrimDivide.
Time again... My user name is not cheerful enough? So? Just a username. I don't really care if it is cheerful or not.
Wolfie: Did Kuukaku comment on it? You should know by now that anything Kuukaku says is to be ignored.
Masa: Unless she's holding a fist to your face.
Wolfie: Yes, except for that.
Anyway, Halibel, your fraccion are almost done. Their teamwork is much better.
Zidane (while setting up fireworks): Can't say the same about their attitudes... Geez, these fireworks of Kuukaku's are huge.
Nope. Right now, they are in weaponry training with Firion. I thought it was a good idea to know how to use multiple weaponry. Well when they are done with that, they go to Squall for tactics, then Cloud with combat practice.
Oh, we've also set Sun-Sun up with Black Magic teachings. She tries hardest with water and wind spells for some reason... They should be back soon.
Halibel: Looks at fraccion. Care to explain?
Apache: Sorry Halibel-sama, he's just too cruel.
Mila-Rose: We had to escape.
Sunsun: We used afterimages and spells they taught us to create copies.
Halibel: That's just disrespect. I gave you a direct order. Go back!
Fraccion leaves moodily.
Halibel: Sorry Grim, tell your men that they need to start over because they skipped out.
Bartz: Uh, aren't we supposed to introduce Light?
Huh? Oh yeah! Here's the Warrior of Light.
Light: Hello... So, you believe yourself one of the light... What you wear does not determine if you are with the light. You know that, because Aizen wears white.
You must also know that you cannot just choose if you are light or dark. A good example of that is Golbez, Cecil's brother.
Now, my question:
What is it that guides you to act in life? A belief? Loved ones? Or something else?
Halibel: Why do you guys always ask such personal questions. Fine I'd say I was somewhere in between light and dark. You could say my answer is a bit of both. Beliefs for hollows and love for my comrades and fraccion.
That it?
Light: That is all.
Straight forward... Who's next?
Jecht: I'll go.
Tidus: Not you again!
Jecht: Tch. I can do whatever I want, kid... Besides, now that I think about it, doesn't this Halibel girl remind you of someone.
Tidus: Yeah. The collar was what made me think that.
Jecht: I know, and their personalities aren't too far apart...
Bartz: Who are you talking about?
Jecht: An old friend.
Halibel: Who?
Well if that's all. Then Jecht is up next. Wolfie, my next chapter is in the works and I'll apologize in advance for any injuries Halibel may receive... Sorry... also sorry for what is soon to be brought down upon the Bleach world.
Light: Apologizing won't help the fact that they are now part of a never-ending conflict that exceeds the one of Hollows and Shinigami.
True. The next chapter should be up sometime, maybe soon-
Wolfie: I'm waiting in anticipation. (And no, that was not sarcasm)
Jecht: I just remembered! I went fishin' and brought back some food. Brought my favorite!
Tidus: Oh no...
Bartz: What?
Zidane *sees what Jecht brought*: What's wrong with you?!
Cloud: What's with all the yelling? Hm... Was that Yuffie?... What the-!
Light: Not the best thing to bring, Jecht.
Jecht: What? Do you guys not like fish or something?
Tidus: You're not that dense old man!
Jecht: Heheheheh...
Wolfie: Wasn't Yuffie with Aoi-Mizu.
Halibel: Will someone please tell me who this Yuffie is?
Masa: Too late, they're gone. Next is DevampedShadow.
Hey all! Shadow and Susanoo hear to greet everyone.
Sanoo: -Nods lightly- Afternoon everyone, and to you Halibel. I must say since my friend Shadow hasn't said it yet this entire 'Wiki' of yours is quite amazing. Amazing enough to actually get Shadow off his lazy ** and review.
Wolfie: I'm entirely grateful for that.
Which is a little surprising to me to be honest. In any event, to answer Lilynette's question, in my world Stark is a Captain and Halibel is a Vice Captain of the newly conceputalized Arrancar Squad.
It's not one of the 13 but a side group. Because of that your exempt from paperwork. Usually the little you have is completed by Halibel or myself since I've got not much better to do.
You also get to boss around that incorrigle ** Grimmjow and that psychotic Szayel.
Masa: I'm sure Stark wil be glad about the paperwork.
Halibel: That's no reason to make me do the paperwork because he won't get off his lazy ass. But Grimmjow and Szayel sounds fun.
And to point out I'm not apart of your squad but ever since I graduated the Academy Halibel has become one of my closest friends.
At least in my world that's how things are.
Shadow: Shut up. Your giving too much info. Anyway I must depart for now. Until next time!
Wolfie: Okey dokey. Last review is from Vampire espada.
And another well written chapter is done! And I have a question for you Ultrawolfie-dono, And I hope you forgive me for doing that rather nasty, but ultimately funny dare...Moving on!
Wolfie: If I got angry at every single dare then I would be angry enough to have more rage thanYammy.
What do you think would happen if Halibel-Sama met Lust-sama from Fullmetal Alchemist?
Wolfie: Sorry, I've never seen that.
And This next Question is for Halibel-sama's Fraccion!
Sunsun-san, Lia-rose-san, Apache-san, what would happen if Halibel-sama died? What would you do, Where would you go?
Halibel: They're not here but I think they would just suicide.
Wolfie: Actually it's Mila-Rose.
And Masamune-san, thats kinda sad, lovely, and terrible. Sad because you cant find anyone else to love, lovely because of your devotion, and terrible, because what if Halibel-sama never remembered and you two never fell in love and had a relationship ever again?
Masa: Not quite, but I have something that will trigger her memories but the time is not right.
, I hope you have a good day, and hopefully my bad luck will go away...*dark clouds are still there**...is it just me, or is it really cold?
Wolfie: Unless you've pissed off Hitsugaya, I think it's just you.
Halibel: The chapter is finished and Wolfie owes me two chapters so…
Wolfie: Fortunately I managed to find the book again. Takes book out, dusts it off and opens it.
Chapter 14-Tell Aizen there's no Kings key.
Halibel: Good point. How do we know it's even real? After all, none of us has ever seen it.
Masa: Maybe Aizen accidently took a science fiction book when he studied it.
Stark: Or it could just be that the key is the key to the King's gym locker when he was still at the shinigami academy.
Wolfie: I can just see his face if someone explains that to him…priceless.
Chapter 15-Tell Ulquiorra that Aizen is going to give the emo corner to Tousen instead.
Halibel: I don't think that Ulquiorra will be very jolly about that. The emo-corner is the only place he can fit in and be himself.
Wolfie: Then what is he normally like?
Masa: …turns on plasma screen and transfers to camera-emo.
Everyone crowds around the screen and what they see is…
Ulquiorra walks into his emo corner and looks around to see if he was followed. Seeing no trace of everybody he dances a jig on the floor which triggers a mechanism. A lot of supercomputers that would make Szayel-Aporro green with envy appears. "Now I shall take my revenge on the whole Bleach world for portraying me as emo. First Kubo Tite and then the world. Without Bleach, nobody will survive. I can't believe everyone actually thinks that Aizen is the one behind everything. Ridiculous, like he would ever be smart enough to plan such a large scale domination without getting himself hated." Ulquiorra presses a button. A large number of Ulquiorra fangirls suddenly gets guns and starts blasting everyone around them with Bleach-syndrome…-
Halibel: Turn that off. I can't watch anymore.
Wolfie: Scary, to think that's what he's like all along…
Masa: I think I'm going to be scarred for life after seeing the new Ulquiorra.
Stark: I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss the old Ulquiorra.
Wolfie: I'm too shell-shocked to think anymore so let's end for today.
Ok people that's a wrap. I have been thinking a bit. What do you all think of Masamune Okami, do you like him and want him to stay? Do you want him to go in a couple of chapters? Do you want Halibel to get her memories of him back? Please tell me in your reviews. Please send more ideas for the book. I'm starting to run out of them,please review and try to keep it short please, some of you didn't really get the message. I'm up till late writing this and don't get any time for my other story.
Ultrawolfie out.