Hello everybody. Thanks for reviewing. Two more exams to go, so close yet so far. Tomorrow I'm going to my cousin's wedding so the chapter will most probably be late unless I can do it in the morning. I'm not even going to bother with the disclaimer, figure it out yourself.

Chapter 16

Wolfie: Alright, I'm in a better mood now that I went to see my psychologist. Let's do a head count. Masa?

Masa: Here.

Wolfie: Halibel?

Halibel: Present, pretty and accounted for.

Wolfie: …funny. Stark and Lilynette?

Stark: I'm here but Lilynette hasn't returned from VampireEspada yet.

Wolfie: Doesn't matter, I'm sure she'll take good care of Lilynette. Halibel's fraccion?

Halibel: Still gone, Squall must be pretty mad with them since he's keeping them longer than intended.

Wolfie: Ok, let's start then, first is…Hey! NorthernShinigami's back!

Halibel: Finally, you know Lilly stood in for you in a previous chapter.

"Chapter 1o-Tell Aizen to call NorthernShinigami a guy." Line under that:"She almost bit off Dareth's head." You know when you read something realy fast, so you don't read it as it's writen?

Wolfie: Yeah, I do that as well.

So i ..read it like this: 'Let NorthernShinigami BITE Aizen's head off'

Wolfie: Rolls on floor laughing.

Halibel: Trust me, Wolfie really burst out laughing when she read your review.

So..since I forget what my treat to Halibel-Sama should have been I just go with that one..

So off you go! go and tell your fraccion and your shark (which i'm not sure about the spelling off his name and don't want to make anymore spelling mistakes-I think I just made one in 'fraccion') that they'll soon get a new play-ball!

Wolfie: I think "fraccion" looks fine, that's how I spell it.

Halibel: The shark is named Tiburon after my sword so it's easy to remember.

Masa: Now I'm interested, I think I spied a double meaning in the word play-ball.

Ho, just one more thing...can someone get me real molten chocolate?...'cause despite Aizen's hair-color I don't think it tastes the same...

Wolfie: LOL, Here's a chocolate fountain filled with a year's suplly of chocolate. I nicked it at my sister's birthday party, it's because I missed you and you made me laugh out loud twice in one minute.

Halibel: And that's rare.

Masa: Dai Reth is next, never far behind NorthernShinigami.

Yo! Fun as always!

DARE! ok...not...

No offence to Masamune Okami, he's an interesting OC, but I REALLY don't think it proper for him to stay here, when he has his own story. He should drop by from time to time though...

Wolfie: I know, I just wanted Haseo to know what you think of his oc.

As for Halibel...well...that's not for the reviewers to decide...

Wolfie: Not really…just wanted to know what everyone says.

(passes a steaming cup of molten chocolate to NorthernShinigami)

You certainly took your time to review...

Wolfie: Yes and whose fault was that again?

Halibel: She's going to be loaded in chocolate for this.

Right...shorter...ways to kill Aizen (takes out his copy of "Killing:Brutally!" ) Oh...there's one...and another...no...too bloody...hm...have you ever tried drowning him in acid?

Perhaps if you point out his mistakes and convince him that he could have done MUCH better?

Sorry, all my ways of disposing of Aizen involve a giant hammer, a rubber band and a tornado...

Wolfie: You read too fast, I said shorter reviews, not shorter ways to kill Aizen.

Masa: Aoi-Mizu's ready to talk.

I'm not afraid just because someone may or may not kill me...
Hehe, I think Halibel should get the memories back! And yeah. You were right about who was doing the FF characters. I'm an idiot. I should pay more attention...

Wolfie: I see, but don't worry. You're not the only one who doesn't really pay attention, see reviewers above.

Sorry about the dare. And all possible damage it may have caused. But yeah, moving on. What do you guys think of winter, or just cold weather in genral?

Wolfie: It has its advantages and disadvantages. I like tucking myself in bed or a steaming hot bath when it's cold but if I go outside, I don't like it because I just dislike the cold when I don't have a proper covering. Here it doesn't ever snow but in winter it's very dry and cold. The summer has all the hectic rain and thunder.

Stark: I'm in bed so it doesn't bother me.

Halibel: Firstly we don't have seasons in Hueco-Mundo and secondly since I'm used to water the cold doesn't bother me.

Masa: As long as I'm properly wrapped it's kinda fun to walk in snow. (If it even snows in Japan)

I know, I know what kind of question is that, well. It's still a question, so live with it.

Wolfie: A question is a question is a question. Even if you ask my shoe size, I'll still answer.

Also, I got a couple new ideas for 101 ways to kill Aizen. feel free to use them, laugh, criticize or whatever.

Wolfie: I like the first idea but I'm not so sure about the other two for the moment.

Halibel: Grimdivide's next with my fraccion.

Squall: ...Well?

Apache: Well what?

Squall: Are any of you three going to explain yourselves?

Mila-Rose: Why should we?! You're the one being too ** us scarface!

Sun-Sun: Insulting him won't help.

Squall: Since when was anything on the battlefield ever easy?... You three are the fraccion for the 3rd Espada and you ran away from training.

Light: You not only dishonored yourselves, but also Halibel.

Halibel: Girls, do you ever see me running from a fight when the going becomes tough?

Squall: Nothing to say?... We'll start your next session at 0300 sharp.

Apache and Mila-Rose: That early?!

Sun-Sun: Yes sir.

Apache: Sun-Sun!

Mila-Rose: Traitor!

Sun-Sun: Remember that we are also representing Halibel-sama. So stop whining.

Squall: Dismissed. (Fraccion leave to their rooms)

Well, since that's all settled... Next up is Jecht.

Tidus: Hey, old man! You're up!

Jecht: Yeah, yeah... And I'm not that old, crybaby.

Tidus: Don't call me that!

(Sarcasm)Ah, can't you feel the love between father-son?

Wolfie: I would have noticed the sarcasm even if you didn't point it out.

Jecht: Get out of my face, kid! Then I can get this thing over with. Now where to start...
So, you want to know why we always ask all the personal stuff huh. I don't really know, nor do I care.
SO, you guys beat Kenpachi huh? Oh, I've got to see how strong you guys are. Who knows? Maybe I'll think of actually trying. Hahaha!

?: Don't get too over your head, Jecht.

Tidus: That voice.

Auron: Hello, Tidus.

Hey! You're not in Dissidia!

Auron: No, I'm not, but I'm also supposed to be in the Farplane.

Jecht: Why are you here then, bud?

Auron: I know you mentioned me in the last review... I can see why you thought Halibel's and my personalities were alike. Other than in this author's story, she is fairly serious when she speaks, otherwise she is quiet.

Halibel: She is kinda like me…

I believe they ask such personal questions because they feel it the best way to get to know you. Do you know a person's story by simply asking them their favorite food or game or music? No. Questioning the heart can shed light to a person's true personality.

Halibel: True, but it doesn't make the questions any easier to answer.

That's kinda the reason as to why I started this in the first place.

Jecht: Hmph... Hey Auron, can I have some the stuff in your jug?

Auron: Sure (hands Jecht the jug), but didn't you swear off drinking?

Jecht: No way.

Tidus: Yes you did, old man!

Auron: Must I remind you of the Moonflow incident? I'm sure that Wolf, Halibel, and the others will enjoy that story.

Other: Yes we will.

Jecht: You wouldn't dare.

Auron: Would I? *Slight chuckle*

Jecht: Fine! (Hands Auron back the jug)

Auron: Hm? So the Great Jecht doesn't want them to know about one of his adventures in Spira? That doesn't sound like you.

Tidus: Heheh. Yeah, Dad, I thought you loved to tell about all your tales of glory.

Jecht: Shut up!

Auron: I'm sure that Shoopuff has forgiven you by now...

Jecht: Some friend you are!

Auron: Heh... Good times.

Jecht: Ha! Yeah, that trip sure was fun... Well, execpt for the part where Braska died while I became the ultimate evil monster, Sin. Then you had to go and get yourself killed.

Auron: ...

Hey Auron, you think you can help train Halibel's fraccion? I'm sure an old Guardian can teach them some degree of discipline.

Auron: Alright. I taught Tidus, these three shouldn't be too difficult to teach.

Tidus: Hey! I'm not that difficult to work with.

Auron: Heh. Ever heard the saying "Like father, like son?"

Tidus: What?!

Auron: Heh. (Walks to the training area.)

Jecht: I guess that's all, isn't it?

Yeah, I'll have to come up with the next guest... Any questions for Jecht?

Halibel: Heheh, tell me all about the "moonflow incident."

Jecht: Hey, Stark! If your listenin' then I challenge you to a fight. Lyin' round all day is going to make you get out of shape, and who better than me to give you a good workout?
Don't think that you'll have a choice in the matter. If you don't accept, Lilynette, Zidane, and Bartz will give you a wake up call you'll never forget.

Stark: Snore.

Masa: He's not listening.

Halibel: Go ahead with your wake up call, I doubt he would agree even if he was awake.

Wolfie: Alright, next is RLE95.

Kassandra: Yuuki-chan is cleaning up Lilynette-chan's mess. Turns out she crashed the pickup that was on blocks. How she drove a car with no tires I will never know...

Stark: Never underestimate Lilynette's willpower.

Haruhi: LMAO!
Kassandra: That's Yuuki-chan's friend. But, Yuuki-chan charged me with the question. To everyone, Which would you prefer: dancing or playing music?

Stark: I'm too busy sleeping for that.

Masa: Playing music, I have a band, with a certain someone, called Songbird but I think you're already aware of that.

Halibel: I prefer singing but dancing's fun too.

Wolfie: Neither, I can't play any instruments and I just feel awkward when dancing.

Lilynette: AH! Don't make me go in there!
I'm back.
Kassandra: Good to see you.
Haruhi: Good Yuuki. *pats head like dog*
Anyway, it was wicked funny. Do any of you know how to suppress reiatsu? Kassandra's has a habit of...killing...things.

Stark: What's Lilynette so afraid of?

Halibel: So let her kill things.

Masa: Supressing reiatsu just takes a lot of practice so whatever you want to suppress…tell them to run for their lives when Kass is in a "certain mood."

Wolfie: Well, last review for the day is from truemasterhaseo who finally chose a profile pic lol.

Hello Wolfie-sama.

ngrats Wolfie! You've gotten over the second hardest step in the transformation. *transforms into anthropomorphic silver fox* The hardest part is the rearanging of the skeleton.

Wolfie: Tries transforming but looks very…awkward. Changes back. Perhaps two or three more chapters before I try again.

nsider it repared. *snaps* **somewhere in the deserts of Hueco Mundo, sand begins swirling around into a large vortex, reforming the great fortress of Los Noches. Grimmjow comes across the fortress and yells "I'm the king now *!" Ulqiorra appears behind him and kicks him in the back, "Shut up and let me get to my corner in piece."**

Wolfie: Thank you, if it get's destroyed again can I count on you to fix it again?

Halibel: Perhaps you shouldn't have mentioned Ulquiorra, I'm getting that bad feeling of the previous chapter again.

Somewhere in a certain emo corner. Ulquiorra presses a button. "That will launch the nukes, finally the continental US is no more."

Halibel: Then again, it's probably nothing.

3.I don't know about the ideas bit. I already gave you most of my best ideas I might have some at the end o the review but then again I might not.

4.I will send you the details about the zanpakto tommorrow. I just got home and it's around ten 'o clock at night where I am.

Wolfie: You're out late aren't you?

Halibel:

I can't dare you, I'll just beg. PLEASE DON'T ANGER WOLFIE-SAMA, PLEASE! (I'll give you cookies if you leave her alone)

Halibel: …if you wish.

Wolfie: Why are you so concerned about my anger levels, they seem to be at a decent level…for now.

Stark:

1.I have a riddle for you. If there are twelve copy-cats in a boat. If one jumps out, how many cats are left in the boat?

Stark: None, they all copied the first cat.

Wolfie: Or twelve because the first one won't have anyone to copy and thus wouldn't have jumped off in the first place.

Halibel: Riddles are fun, do you have any more.

Lilynette:

1. Nothing to say at the moment.

Wolfie: She isn't here anyway.

Stark & Lilynette:

does your aspect of death actually do?

Stark: It's not a physical aspect but psychological to do with our lives before we became espada and how I'm never truly lonely anymore since I'm always with Lilynette.

Masamune:

more chapters and "it" will be revealed.

Masa: I can wait, the reviewers agree with us.

2.I meant no disrespect toward your zanpakto in my last review. Tell Gogyojin-san, I'm sorry.

Masa: So that's why he was in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

Halibel: Ok that's all for this chapter so it's book time.

Wolfie: Ok, Takes out book and opens.

Chapter 16-Lock Aizen in a room with Yachiru on a sugar high.

Halibel: Heh, this one's definitely right so I'm not arguing.

Stark: We had enough of a sugar-high Yachiru.

Wolfie: Actually…

Masa: I pity the eleventh division for putting up with her the whole time.

Stark: They're too stupid to care, they can burn down their own barracks and not even notice.

Wolfie: I want to…

Stark: Sometimes Lilynette is on a sugar high too, then half the espada is after her blood by the time she's normal.

Masa: And you lot put up with a sugar-high Yachiru for the whole chapter? I don't envy you.

Wolfie: Can I…

Halibel: She- Huh? What? Did you want to say something Wolfie?

Wolfie: Yes…That chapter with Yachiru.

Halibel: What about it?

Wolfie: She wasn't on sugar-high. That's her normal state.

Halibel: Gah…0o0

Masa: *-*

Stark: -_- Snore.

Wolfie: Yes so, what you experienced wasn't really anything.

Halibel: Passes out.

Masa: Passes out.

Stark: Is already unconscious.

Wolfie: …Let's just stop for today. The guest next chapter will be…Uh, I don't really want to put Nnoitra and Halibel in the same room but it's up to you. What do you think? For now we'll just pass on to Grimmjow. Grimmjow will be a guest next chapter.

I know there's a lot of question and answer things with Grimmjow so I'm just borrowing him for one chapter, that's it. Please be original, don't do all the boring squestions and dares everyone else always asks and do stuff with catnip and all that. Please take Grimmjow seriously, I don't like it when people make fun of him. This is kinda a short chapter…but it gives me more free time so I don't mind.

Ultrawolfie out.