Sorry for making you wait a little. The wedding I was at, was amazing and really fun. We danced practically the whole night and it was a very eastern theme, enough of that. This is the next chapter, thanks to those who reviewed.
Chapter 17
Wolfie: Whew I'm completely poofed out from all that dancing, even though I'm not really a dancing type, my family roped me in every time they joined the dancing.
Halibel: Is that why you're still full of make-up?
Wolfie: Yep, I should really clean it up.
Grimmjow: Don't go on about rubbish we don't care about anyway. Why do I have to be here anyway?
Halibel: Because the primera espada commands so.
Stark: snore.
Grimmjow: …
Lilynette: Maybe that wasn't the right thing to say…
Masa: When did you get back?
Lilynette: Just now. That woman's crazy, each time I'm in the same room she looks like she want's to kill me. Goes to kick Stark but gets stopped by Halibel. What are you doing?
Halibel: Sorry, I promised Stark at Aoi-Mizu's place that I'll keep you off his back for a chapter.
Lilynette: Well since it's you, I'll just leave him alone for now.
Grimmjow: Sometime today…
Wolfie: Grimmjow's right, we have to move on.
Halibel: First reviewer for the day is truemasterhaseo.
Hello Wolfie-sama!
time you used Yachiru.
Wolfie: Yeah yeah, I get it but I don't do these in order. When I'm looking for ideas I just take random ideas out of the reviews.
, there. I learned it and I didn't even have a guide to use. Just keep working on it.
Wolfie: I suspect that I will have completed the transformation by the time you send "that" dare.
anything gets broke, I'll fix it!
Wolfie: Thank you, I don't like wasting my powers.
I was. I was over at my friends house untill six and another one of my friends invited me over untill ten. I was dead tired when I wrote that review.
Wolfie: Ten's not that late, I danced till midnight at the wedding.
on Ulquiorra, button, NUKES! Quick I must save the United States! AUTHOR-MAN, AWAY! *Jumps through the ceiling*
*five minutes later*
Ulquiorra can survive a fifty megaton nuclear blast. (There was A LOT of nukes)
Wolfie: Wow, did you send them back at him.
7.*facepalm* I have to repair Los Noches again, don't I?
Wolfie: Yes, might as well get out your tool kit.
Halibel:
Nnoitra is there, I feel sorry for you.
Halibel: Nnoitra's not here, thank god.
Grimmjow: There's a odd box at the door and it's pretty big and heavy.
2.I have shipped one ton of cookies to you.
Grimmjow: Ah.
Halibel: Thanks…I should be careful not to get fat.
Grimmjow: I'll take them off your hands if you want? Eats a cookie.
Stark:
's a riddle. Does the law allow a man to marry his widow's sister?
Stark: …There isn't a law for that because for a man to have a widow, he must be dead so how can he marry at all if he's in a grave?
Grimmjow: What kind of crap riddle is that?
Halibel: Unless they're talking in shinigami terms. Then you're dead but it's not against the law to marry.
Nnoitra:
your spoon too big?
Grimmjow: Wrong person. But Nnoitra's fashion sense really is shit. Nel probably designed his clothes and that's why he wants to kill her.
Wolfie: Go back to the previous chapter and read it properly and slowly. I clearly said that Grimmjow was going to be a guest because I don't want to put Halibel and Nnoitra in the same room.
I kick you in the teeth?
Grimmjow: I'll do it for you if I'm bored.
3.A word of warning. Do not mess with Halibel. If you do a certain silver haired vizard in the room will probably torture you the same way he tortured Aizen and Kon. *mumbles* but probably worse.
Grimmjow: There's only one silver haired dude in this room and it's the Masa guy.
Masa: It's me he's talking about. Idiot.
Grimmjow: So you're a vizard like Kurosaki, we should fight. I've been wanting to kick some vizard ass since Kurosaki.
Sorry, no methods of Aizen killing today.
Adios me Amigos!
Halibel: Alright then, Grimdivide's gang is up next.
Jecht: Tch... Lazy ** wolf, called my bluff... Oh, by the way, Auron is a guy. You just remind me and Tidus a lot of him.
Stark: What bluff?
Halibel: Don't worry about it.
Lilynette: You were probably sleeping again. Idiot.
Stark: Technically we're the same person so if you insult me you insult yourself.
Lilynette: Shut up, who cares about logic.
Auron: Don't worry, I don't hold you against it. Currently Grimdivie hasn't found another guest. He's out finding the other two.
Your Fraccion should be returning by now.
Apache: Water, my ribs are collapsing.
Mila-Rose I have less than a litre of blood in my body, is there any donators?
Sunsun: You two really exaggerate, don't you? …I may have broken a couple of bones.
Halibel: These injuries look painful, maybe you should get in the back room and fix them up first.
Wolfie: What a happy reunion. Everyone's back now.
Cloud: The training went more smoothly when Auron came to help.
Jecht: Is there any of the Espada worth fightin'? I'm getting bored sitting here all day! You, with the blue hair! You an Espada?
Grimmjow: Yeah, Sexta espada Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez! Wanna fight?
Number Six? Heh! I guess he'd do for some sort of entertainment.
Grimmjow, lets see how the Panther King can do against the Blitz King! *Leaves*
Cloud: Might want to call out your Zanpakuto...now.
Grimmjow: I was already planning on it! Grind Pantera! Leaves in released form.
Halibel: Things have become noteably quieter.
Auron: Hmph. Just like Jecht to challenge an interesting fight.
Cloud: Think he'll win?
Auron: Knowing him, he'll be holding back the whole fight, so maybe.
Cloud: Why would he hold back his full power?
Auron: Jecht doesn't like to transform into the Final Aeon. Heh. Says it's look would make the fans run from him.
You need to tell them of some tragic events as you promised, Cloud.
Zidane(In the background): Okay, Lil and I planted Kuukaku's pipe in Stark's pillow.
Bartz (in the background): And I've told Kuukaku where it is.
Halibel: This is not good.
Masa: You directed her back to this story?
Kuukaku: Get your lazy ass out of bed and give me my pipe back right now! Picks up Stark and throws him at a wall and takes her pipe.
Kuukaku: I think I'll stay here again.
Wolfie: Actually I've been meaning to tell you, There's this guy Jecht. He called you a weakling pansy.
Kuukaku: Eveil aura. I see, and where is this "Jecht" right now?
Halibel: He's fighting close to here, remember he's not the one with the blue hair.
Kuukaku disappears
Grimmjow returns.
Grimmjow: Heh, the fight was tough but I won,because some crazy bitch jumped into the middle of the fight and beat Jecht up till he was half unconscious so I just knocked him unconscious.
Cloud: ...I almost feel sorry for him...
Auron: Don't dodge what you promised.
Cloud: Fine. The first event was the day Sephiroth became the enemy of the world. Sephiroth was once revered as a hero, I even looked up to him... but after he found the truth of his origins, he decided that he was meant to destroy the world. That day Sephiroth burned down my home town and slaughtered all of the inhabitants for no reason except that he was a monster. I somehow manage to mortally wound Sephiroth, but he disappeared by jumping down a dark abyss into the Lifestream.
Auron: Guess that's where it went downhill for you.
Cloud: ...It didn't get any better.
One other event that I'll talk about was five years later. Sephiroth had returned, stronger than before. Me and my comrades from my world, like Yuffie, chased after to stop him. One of us... the one I made my duty to protect... was murdered by Sephiroth. And she was right there in front of me, but I just stood there and watched her die as Sephiroth just took off... It was my greatest sin to let her die, and I wonder if she'd forgive me. I know I wouldn't, but I don't know about her.
Wolfie: Who's Yuffie?
Auron: Why do you not know?
Cloud: She was smiling... but I don't know why.
Auron: ... Because she no regrets.
Cloud: Huh?
Auron: Whatever she died for... she died believing that everyone will be safe. That you would and your comrades would protect your world... That will be your redemption. Protect what she wanted to protect. If you don't, then you will never be forgiven.
Cloud: ... (Leaves)
Auron: Don't worry, he'll be fine. Just needs to be alone... His story, perhaps, is yet to be finished...
You wish to know the Moonflow event? Heheh. Alright. During our friend, Braska's, pilgrimage, we made it to the Moonflow river that dissects Sipra's main continent into the North and South.
The Moonflow is truly a wondrous sight to see. Moonlilies grow on the river bank and pyreflies (not really flies) come out at night, making the water glow and sparkle. It's deep though and a Shoopuf, an elephant like creature, is used to swim across.
Jecht was drunk at the time and attacked a Shoopuf, thinking believing was some sort of fiend. I remember the scolding I gave him after Braska paid for the damages. Though, Braska it was one of the funniest things ever saw.
After that, he was so embarrassed, Jecht swore off drinking. Heh... If only... Never mind.
Grimmjow: That idiot probably won't even keep his promise.
I'm back!
Auron: Finally, you can do your own job.
It can't have been THAT bad.
Auron: It wasn't... Found the next one?
Yeah, next up will be the youngest and shortest of the group, the Onion Knight.
Halibel: That's an odd name, he reminds me of Hitsugaya.
Wolfie: He did fight Hitsugaya in the Fanfiction.
Masa: Aoi-Mizu's ready to talk.
Ok, those last two ideas were kinda funky. I was really, just bleh yester day. Excuse that please. Sugoi! Grimmjow is here! Don't worry I will definitely take him seriously. Also, if you know of anyone who makes fun of him or anyone here, I will gladly go talk to them about it, and make them see the error of their ways! ^_^
Grimmjow: Thank you but I can fight my own battles, I'm just sick of all the catnip jokes and stuff like that.
Inner Mizu: (Evil Grin) Kai! I'll freakin make them wish they hadn't ever learned about Bleach, or the characters!! They will pay!
Grimmjow: You have a split personality? That's cool.
Ehehe...sorry bout that. I have a pretty nasty temper... So, I got some questions for Grimmjow! Also, not sure if these have been answered anywhere else, but anyways..
1:Do you enjoy fighting as a sport, or is it only when you have to?
Grimmjow: I really enjoy fighing a really tough opponent. It gives you a rush inside and you really feel good after a tough battle, but I hate fighting weaklings.
2:What's it like being hte 6th espada?
Grimmjow: Good but I should be higher up, it sucks being under the bastards Nnoitra and Ulquiorra.
3: If you fought Halibel, do you think you would win?
Griimjow: As much as it sucks to admit, she'll probably win.
Halibel: Correct but I'm surprised that you admitted it, I thought I would have to fight you.
1: Halibel, if you fought Grimmjow, do you think you would win? Personally, I'm pretty sure you would win.
Halibel: So am I, I'm just as fast as he is, if not faster and he can't do much against my water.
Grimmjow: Don't keep going on about it, you make me sound weak.
Inner Mizu: (flames in the background) Of course she would win! She's freakin Halibel! She's the third espada and she's a strong woman! HA!
Ok, I'm done! Sayonara, kveðja, γειά! Icelandic and Greek.
Wolfie: You really try to greet in more languages than I do. Fine take this…ok this is not bye but "hello"
1) Konnichiwa(Japanese)
2) Hola (Spanish)
3) Ni hao (Mandarin)
4) Shalom (Hebrew)
5) Bonjour (French)
6) Jambo (Swahili)
7)Marhaba/Salaam Aleikum (Arabic)
8) Privet (Russian)
9) Ciao (Italian)
10) Namaste (Hindi)
11) Auf Wiedersehen/Tschus (German)
12) Hallo (Afrikaans)
13) Molo (Xhosa)
Etcetera.
Halibel: Now that you're finally done, NorthernShinigami's up next.
Choco fountain..for..a year? thanks! *cries of happiness but quickly smiles evily and holds the steaming cup that Dai-kun gave* Now...*laughs even more evily and disappears*
Wolfie: What are you planning.
*Three hours later: lies on a beach-seat with the choco' fountain standing beside on Karakura's high-school roof, wearing sunglasses, holding a glass of choco in one hand and spinning choco-covered head on the finger of the other hand with big big grin.
Lilly:...five seconds.
Aizen didn't even saw it coming! *laughs out loud*
lilly: three seconds.
I threw Dai-kun's steaming cup of choco at his face! it was so hot he went blind!
Lilly:..one...
*still laughs out loud*
Lilly: Zero.
...*jumps off of the seats with wattering eyes and stick the head with open mouth inside of what's left from the choco' fountain.* That. WAS. SO...Dis...Diss...*puking sounds*..He..he tasted even worser than Orihime's cooking!
Wolfie: Whoa what just happened there?
Grimmjow: …You puked into the chocolate fountain.
Lilynette: That's disgusting now it's useless because if you clean it, you lose the chocolate.
Masa: Did you…eat him?
Halibel: Or his hair?
Stark: I think I'd rather not know because my mental image is already preventing my sleep.
Lilly:..so, Grimmjow..this may be a silly question but..given the chance, I mean, if Ulquiorra was..lets say 'normal'..could you actualy bacome friends with him?..even a little?
Grimmjow: No, it's too difficult to imagine, besides I don't make friends anyway. Do you see me buddy buddying up to anyone? No!
..Ulquiorra or Nnoitora? who more...charming?
Halibel: ……..
Stark: ………
Lilynette: ………..
Masa: …………..
Grimmjow: ………….
Apache: ………….
Mila-rose: ………..
Sunsun: …
Wolfie: I hate saying this but I think we'd all rather go with Ulquiorra.
Halibel: Are your injuries better now girls?
Susnsun: Hai, they healed by themselves for some reason.
Masa: It's one of the abilities of my reiatsu.
Mila-Rose: Thank you then.
Masa: You're welcome, you might have died.
Apache: Damn it, don't say it so carelessly.
Wolfie: Anyway, RLE95 is onstage.
Heh! I have both FFX and FFX 2! Jecht is a bad father...
Kassandra: Haruhi-chan won't stop chasing me!
Haruhi: You're so cute!
Kassandra: You're not even supposed to be here!
-_-' Referring to Kassandra's reiatsu...it just kills hollows(sometimes evil humans) who get too close. That's why Lilynette-chan was scared to be in the same room with her. She can't control it yet, so it's still all subconcious at the moment.
Lilynette: Yeah I can't stand the reiatsu, that's why I came back…hey! What do you mean by evil humans, I'm not evil.
Stark: Yes you are.
Lilynette: I'm not.
Stark: Are too.
Lilynette: Am not.
Halibel: This feels like dejavu again.
Kassandra: I'm going to Inoue-chan's!
Haruhi: no!
Haruhi: Grimmjow, do you have HIV? And if so, can I touch it? 0.0
...She's crazy.
Grimmjow: What the heck are you talking about?
Wolfie: Last time I checked that was an illness. Human Immunity-loss Virus or something like that. I only know the Afrikaans acronym for it.
Halibel: We have a new reviewer next, Master Bleach!
Wow their are alot of characters now (comparing from how many there were from Chapter1)
(To all of you)
If you like Aizen being punished s bad he wishes for death, read Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition.
Halibel: I'm not sure what book you're talking about.
Wolfie: You think there's a lot of characters? Actually in the Ulquiorra and Grimmjow question and answers they have like 5 guests each chapter. I do less so I can focus on my characters.
Grimmjow: They keep making fun of me in the other stories.
Halibel
Your awesome, smart , sexy and overall win.
Q: When you were trapped by Hitsugaya Ice Oblisk move, what were you thinking?
Halibel: It was the first time I was actually worried in our fight but it didn't damage me at all so I was just trying to think of ways to get out but Wonderweiss's battle cry gave me new strength.
Dare: I dare you to give Aizen a Savage beating using any weapons your find you like.
Halibel: Looks around and picks up something. What is this device?
Wolfie: …That's a chainsaw, how did it get here?
Halibel: Doesn't matter, see ya. Disappears and returns an hour later very disappointed.
Wolfie: …?
Halibel: Damn Kyoka Suigetsu, I just cut through illusions.
Stark
Your also cool.
Q: Do you hate children's games now after your battle with Shunsei?
Stark: I've always hated them because of a certain someone.
Lilynette: Talking about me perhaps?
Dares: To shoot Aizen.
*To shoot Yamamoto. (For Halibel's Fraccion)
Stark: Alright, get here Lilynette. Kick about, Los-Lobos! Leaves through a garganta to find Aizen first. Cero Metraletta.
Aizen: I have too many illusions for you to know which is the real me like Halibel-OW! How did you know who the real one was.
Stark: I didn't but a thousand ceros get a lot of targets a once. Leaves for souls society and shoots cero metraletta again and returns.
Yamamoto: Who the heck was that? What's with these feeble burn wounds? Ryuujin jakka gave me a lot worse in training.
Back at Wolfie's place.
Stark: I managed to get the real Aizen and also Yamamoto but he didn't think much of the injuries.
Dare for everyone:
Tie Aizen up like a pinata and beat him until you all get tired.
(If you haven't figured it out yet, I hate Aizen, alot.
Wolfie: I think I figured that out. Sorry, the dare is impossible because of Kyoka Suigetsu and do you really think Aizen's going to lie still and wait for us.
Grimmjow: Plus, what makes you think we'll ever get tired of beating him up.
Halibel: The story will get cancelled because we'll be too busy to answer questions.
Wolfie: See those are all valid reasons of why we can't do this dare.
This Fic is good, plaese keep it up! 10/10
~Master Bleach)
Wolfie: Thanks, that means a lot to me.
Masa: Last review of the day is Dai Reth.
Wolfie-san...I PAY LOTS AF ATTENTION! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY NON-BLOODY WAYS TO KILL AIZEN DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M NOT PAYING ATTENTION!
Wolfie: Well you said, and I quote "shorter ways to kill aizen" which I didn't mention.
I have a really big desire to break apart your reality and create a very disturbing one!
It will have a hyperactive Stark, a constantly laughing Ulquiorra, an Aizen who keeps telling lame "knock-knock" jokes, a Nnoitra who is a fierce supporter of women rights and a Grimmjow who is afraid of fighting!
Stark: snore.
Lilynette: This I want to see yet.
Grimmjow: I ain't no Pansy.
Halibel: Nnoitra support our rights, impossible.
Wolfie: Don't worry everybody. I'm god of this story and my powers will protect us from such a fate.
...sigh...ok...I apologize...by "shorter" I meant that I was writing too much already...
Question, Grimmjow, Inoe restored your arm thereby restoring your rank and power, did you protect her because you felt you owed her, or was there another reason?
Grimmjow: It was partly because I owed her for my arm and partly because I needed her to heal Kurosaki for me to kill him.
Dare, to Grimmjow, I DARE you to bruttaly kill Luppi again! (with a snap of fingers a bewildred looking Luppi appears)
Grimmjow: This ought to be fun. Beats Luppi up.
Wolfie: Get a room you two.
Grimmjow: I have a room, you're standing in it.
Halibel: It's going to take Wolfie a long time to get the blood of the walls.
Wolfie: Damn, I'm going to have to buy more disinfectant.
Думаю этого достаточно...
Wolfie: See previous comment to Aoi-Mizu's greeting.
Halibel: We're done for today.
Grimmjow: Finally, this is just a pain in the ass.
Wolfie: Actually I like you now and you fit right in so I'm keeping you for one more chapter before I move on.
Grimmjow: Dammit.
Wolfie: Takes out book and opens it.
Chapter 17-Tell Grimmjow that Aizen told Tousen to cut off his arm.
Grimmjow: Aizen did WHAT! That fricking bastard, I'll kill him! Kishire Pantera!
Leaves in garganta.
Halibel: Wow, he's really pissed off about that even though Inoue's fixed him.
Masa: It's more about pride, a guy has his pride you know.
Halibel: Girls, perhaps you should go somewhere else to recover metally from your torture.
Girls: Hai Halibel-sama.
Wolfie He won't be back for a while so I'll get started on washing the room. Everyone stand on the table.
Alright that's it. A short chapter because I was in a hurry to get it posted. Please review and all that. Grimmjow will be back next chapter because I've grown fond of him but not longer because there's already a Grimmjow question and answer and I don't want to steal anything. Halibel's fraccion will be in rehabilitation to recover from their trauma which was noticed because they were very quiet.
Ultrawolfie out.