Sorry this chapter is so late, I've been really busy. I have good news and bad news. The good news is that my exams and school year are finally finished. The bad news is that I'm flying to Cape town tomorrow for my chess nationals and that means that I probably won't be able to write for practically three weeks. Sorry people, authors need their holidays too.
Chapter 18
Wolfie: I'm feeling nostalgic about my school year. It's been such a great year.
Halibel: Suck it up and be brave for your readers.
Wolfie: You're right, let's continue as normal.
Grimmjow: Fine, first reviewer is NorthernShinigami.
Cool 8D!...hehe, I actually could read what Dai-kun had writen in russian (yes, i'm showing off!)... bty, what lenguages you can understand?
Grimmjow: Show off.
Halibel: None of us understood it.
Wolfie: I can only count in Russian from one to ten. I can count in a lot of languages like Spanish, Japanes, Xhosa, German, Afrikaans etc. I know a lot of different languages but only certain words and expressions not the whole language. I'm am very good at Afrikaans, English and German. I understand a little of Spanish, Xhosa and Japanese with a little bit Russian. I just like languages.
Susnsun: ..can you talk to snakes? if so, than...I wan't to see a Basilisk !
Masa: Wolfie said that they're on therapy so they're not here.
Halibel: Trust me, you don't want to see a basilisk. Didn't you know that looking a basilisk in the eyes will kill you or petrify you.
I did NOT ate Aizen's head (or hair), just bite it off *throws head to Grimmjow to ctach 'cause Halibel-sama should not get her hands dirty.* and i sent the choco' foutain to dry-cleaning.
Lilly: *sweat-drops*
Grimmjow: That is disgusting. Football kicks the head into oblivion.
Lilynette: I still don't think that will save the chocolate.
Stark: Since it was for a good cause, I have some of Lilynette's chocolate here to replace yours.
Lilynette: Hey! Where did you find that?
Stark: The same place I hid my sleeping pills.
Also, there's something I always thought and still thinking. why it took me so long to say this, i don't know but... The name: 'Halibel's Wiki'...
...Is BRILLIANT! how is that that no one here heard about Wikipedia O.o?!
Wolfie: EXACTLY! Thank you!
p.s: i'm a very VERY open person, so Sunsun: Italian resturant or chinese?
Halibel: Sunsun prefers Chinese food.
Wolfie: Heh, I'm the Italian type, Pizza…drools
than I peek you up tommorrw at eight. It's a DATE!
Lilly: Same question about charm-nees; Szayel or ichimaru Gin- wait. WHAT DATE?!
Halibel: Sweatdrops. You and Sunsun are both girls you know.
Wolfie: Who the heck is Charm-Nees?
Stark: Can't be worse than Gin or Szayel.
(good you dance._...at my sister's birthsday EVERYONE dances accept me; eventualy one of the waitersses pulled me out to dance...)
Wolfie: That happened at my sister's party as well but it was my mother that convinced me to dance.
Grimmjow: What a waste of time, let's just get on with this thing. Dai Reth is next.
"Gr..."
Say hello to "Toivo Perevqdvipirdvihtov...or Fluffy". He was a gift from Aoi-Mizu, and now he is my bestest friend!
Yes, that really is his name! Stop asking me that!
Grimmjow: Here kitty.
Masa: …?
Wolfie: What I didn't ask?
Lilynette: You probably thought it.
Wolfie: For your information. I read Aoi-Mizu's story too. I know about Tovio Perevqdvipirdvihtov.
Anyways, good chapter as always!
I have a question to whoever wants to answear.
In a contest between speed (Grimmjow) and strength (Nnoitra), which would be victorious?
Wolfie: Do you mean a contest between Grimmjow and Nnoitra for the best speed and strength?
Grimmjow: I'm definitely way faster than Nnoitra.
Halibel: Nnoitra's stronger like you said.
Stark: I'm stronger and faster than both of them.
Lilynette: Show off.
Grimmjow: Then I'll race you.
Stark: Too much trouble and we both know that I'll win.
Grimmjow: Lazy bastard.
Yes! A short review!
Wolfie: Impossible, the apocalypse has come.
Masa: Halibel is a bitch.
Stark: Yes, let's go jogging on our hands around Las Noches.
Halibel: I'm in a really good mood today was a very nice day you have a very short review wolfie is too weird I'm thristy I miss my fishes Aizen is a bastard and a idiot nobody like s him and that's a fact we have too much to do with our time.
Lilynette: I don't feel like playing right now, I'll just read Sun Tzu, the art of war in the corner.
Grimmjow: I'm too weak to beat anyone, I feel like going to Ichigo and apologize for everything I did to him then I'll donate all my fighting experience to charity.
Wolfie: Take that pizza out of my sight, why would I want it.
Time warp.
Wolfie: Huh?? Why is my pizza in the trash?
Grimmjow: I'd like to know why I was sitting in a corner and whimpering?
Stark: What's with the running shoes and track suit?
Lilynette: I can't believe I'm actually holding a book.
Masa: Why do I feel like I dreadfully insulted someone.
Halibel: My throat hurts.
Wolfie: Odd, let's just go on. Next is Grimdivide… you realize tht your review is almost four pages long, could you try shortening it a bit?
quall: Grimdivide is out again so we'll be taking over... Hello Sun-Sun, Mila Rose, Apache. If you thought it was tough, why didn't you use the healing spells we taught.
Auron: I expected more out of you three. *Sigh* You exaggerate far too much.
Onion Knight: Seriously... And everyone calls me weak.
Squall (smirking): It was funny when Mila Rose attempted my best attack, Lion Heart.
Bartz: Yeah, she just fell on her but in all her attempts. Hahaha! It was hilarious! Especially when she tried the Gunblade with it.
Zidane (Containing laughter): Guys, it's not polite to make fun of a lady... (Can't hold it anymore) Bwahahahahahaha! It was so funny, even SQUALL, the Squall Leonheart himself, and Auron were smiling about it.
Auron: It was... amusing.
Onion Knight (pouting): I wish I saw it too...
Squall: Remember when Apache tried to lift Cloud's Buster Sword to try Omnislash?
Bartz: Yeah. I was actually surprised that an Arrancar couldn't lift it... I can lift it because the one I use is generated through my mimic powers. I don't think I could ever be fast enough with that thing to even attempt Omnislash.
Halibel: Your harsh training made them go for therapy. What exactly did you do?
Masa: Healing spells can't heal minds.
Auron: It's weighed down more than just by it's size... But also by the memories and the legacy it carries.
Onion: Legacy?
Squall: Cloud did mention that the Buster Sword was a memento... I wonder who that was?
(Jecht bursts through the door ignoring the new scars on his body)
Jecht: What the hell was that for?! It was a one on one fight, what's the big idea sending in that crazy woman?!... I would've won if that Kuukaku woman hadn't attacked me for some reason.
Onion Knight: Hey old man.
Jecht: I'm not that old squirt!
Onion Knight: Grouchy.
Zidane: Think we overdid it with that pipe?
Bartz: Na, it was all in good fun.
Jecht: I want a rematch! And no surprises this time! (Leaves)
Grimmjow: You got it old fart! Leaves.
Auron: ...
Onion: ...Okay.
Squall: Lets just get this over with, Onion.
Onion: Why don't you ever use my real name?
Bartz: You have a real name?
Onion: Uh, yeah.
Zidane: Why didn't you tell us?
Onion: You never asked.
Zidane: Yes we did!
Bartz: When we all first met, we asked each other our names. You just said that you were the Onion Knight.
Onion: I was sure that I told you my real name was Luneth.
Zidane: Luneth?
Bartz: Uh...
Squall: That name sucks.
Auron: ...
Luneth: Like Squall's any better!
Squall: No need for a temper tantrum, kid.
Squall's thoughts: I hate working with children.
Luneth: Anyways. Halibel, your Fraccion, in my opinion, are a bunch of idiots... I wonder if they ever think of anything other than insults toward each other or how great you are. I may not be as strong as all of them, but I'm WAY smarter than them.
Squall: You may be smart... But you're still weak.
Luneth: Maybe so, but within weakness lies true strength.
Squall: Is that what you tell yourself?
Luneth: That and I always wonder if I could trick Ultimeicia into adding a few years to me... at least to make me as taller than that Hitsugaya kid. Hehehe.
Lilynette: Maybe Onion Knight is better.
Stark: Don't let Hitsugaya hear you say that.
Halibel: My fraccion do have other things on their minds but only shows it when they're alone.
Auron: You should enjoy your youth. And you are far from weak, I see the potential in you.
Luneth: Eh?
Auron: As a mage you can cast tier 3 Black Magic like Firaga, Blizzaga, and Thundaga and can even use Flare.
Luneth: But they all seem so... amateurish.
Auron: Yet you can use them. True that your swordsman ship needs... work.
Luneth: It sucks.
Auron: You're selling yourself short... no pun intended... When you grow up, you'll probably be one of the greatest warriors to live.
Luneth: Really?! You think so?!
Auron: Yes, I know so.
Squall: All you need is more experience. Your mind is sharp, if not for a little childish, you'd make an excellent tactician.
Zidane: Wow, a compliment from Squall.
Bartz: Okay, I'm done gluing Stark's bed to the spinning wall and Stark to the bed. Are you sure he'll be okay with us throwing knives at him while he's asleep?
Zidane: Don't worry, he wants to sleep anyway and he's got that iron skin thing so we can't hurt him... much.
Luneth: Can I throw knives at him too?
Squall: ... I thought he was more adult than that.
Auron: Indeed.
Zidane: Did you get that thing done for when Grimmjow gets back?
Bartz: I don't think we should set a pit fall trap where is seat is... at least not with the spikes inside.
Zidane: Spikes? Where did you get that from? I said a pit of hot sause.
Bartz: Oh... I put Kenpachi in there... with Kuukaku's pipe.
Zidane: Why did you-?! Never mind... We'll make it up to him later.
Halibel: Please tell me you didn't do all that.
Masa: They just did.
Halibel: What is your grudge with Stark, it's not like he did anything to you.
Wolfie: That's just cruel.
Stark: Snore.
Lilynette: I finished putting Halibel's sharks in a tank above Stark.
Wolfie: Why are you taking part in this?
Halibel: I don't want to watch when they start.
Squall: I'll go get the pipe and take it to Kuukaku.
Zidane: But she's insane! She'll murder you if she sees you with her pipe, not to mention Kenpachi is with it.
Squall: I can handle getting away from Kenpachi and Kuukaku, even if she is insane, does have a sense of understanding and reason.
Bartz: What do you mean by that?
Squall: I mean you two will have hell to pay to her when I get back. (Leaves)
Bartz & Zidane: Gulp.
Luneth: You guys are in so much trouble. Hahaha.
Halibel: Ok, that's Kenpachi and Kuukaku out of the way along with Zidane and Bartz but that still leaves the spinning wall and the spike pit.
Masa: Don't forget the shark tank.
Stark: Wakes up.
A series of things happens there which I'm not going to show due to it being censored.
Stark: Censored censored censored, censored the censored censored…!
Grimmjow: Damn, Stark's vocabulary is even more colourful than mine if possible.
Masa: When did you get back and what happened with your fight since there was no Kuukaku to barge in this time?
Grimmjow: Just now, I …lost alright!
Auron: Let's wrap it up.
Luneth: Okay, whenever Grimmjow gets back, why does he wear make up on his eyes?
Grimmjow: It's not make-up idiot! It's tattoos. Panthers have similar marks next to their eyes.
Wolfie: This is starting to sound like Ulquiorra. Everyone always asks if his marks are make-up.
Halibel, what do you do if you have an itch and that mask is in the way?
Halibel: Our hierro doesn't normally let us itch. Gets an itch on her cheek. Just a moment. Attack Tiburon! Scratches and turns back.
Wolfie: …
Halibel: What?
Wolfie: Nothing.
Stark, I suggest you shouldn't nap so much, you are way too easy as a target. I dare you to stay awake for a week and for the others to make sure he does stay awake.
Stark: I can't help it, Lilynette always targets me as well but I just get sleepy.
Halibel: No dares lasting longer than an hour so we can only keep him awake for an hour.
Wolfie: Stark, you should really meet Gaara of the desert. He's an insomniac meaning, he never sleeps. You two should rub off on each other.
Stark: Never sleeps? Poor guy! I wouldn't be able to stand that.
Auron: First dare...
Jecht: I'm back!
Auron: Who won?
Jecht: Who else? Me of course! Tch, the kid got cocky because of last time... I'll admit that I put in some effort this time.
Hey, blue hair! Maybe you should learn to play Blitzball. That's where I get my techniques. And you gotta be more like a panther, fight more like a beast, like I do. Then we'll see if you really are as good as you say. The fight was fun, hope we can do it again sometime!
Grimmjow: I do, it's Aizen that made me so human. I was a panther to begin with! And sports are a waste of time. I'd rather train.
Hey Auron, maybe you should see how strong Halibel is.
Auron: Why?
Jecht (shrugging): Just thought it might be interesting to see, a real crowd attractor. Besides, that sword of yours is just collecting dust and gettin' dull anyways.
Auron: *Sigh* If Halibel were the one to ask, maybe. Otherwise, not interested.
Halibel: Sorry, I don't really feel like it right now. Maybe next time.
Jecht: Suit yourself...
Auron: Grimdivide wishes for me to tell you that the next one up is Terra, the half-esper.
Luneth: See ya!
Wolfie: Very well then, next is Jamiesoo-90. This is a new person. Chibi Kakashi for your profile pic if my eyes don't fail me.
I'm loving all the chapters already~^^ Hmm, I was hoping to see Naruto and Halibal going headon in an arguing match, hoping the blonde noob will make Halibal talk more~^^ Hezz~ Great work wolfie-kun~^^
Wolfie: Thanks, I'll definitely invite Naruto characters soon. I've been watching it again so now I like it again. Especially akatsuki. I like the bad guys, don't ask.
Halibel: I don't do something as pointless as arguing. Leave that to my fraccion. Next is Aoi-Mizu.
Thank you! I think having a split personality is pretty cool too! except when I'm really calm, and then I just get a huge burst of energy and feel like running! Actually, I'm about to become more of my inner personality for this review so ha!! see if I get on your nerves!
Wolfie: You think your split personality is bad. You should see Zetsu of akatsuki. Truemasterhaseo, will you do me a favor and tell everyone a bit about Zetsu in your next review because I want to invite him in a couple of chapters. I'm starting to like him a lot.
Inner Mizu:
Of course this is a great chapter! I'm feeling kinda evil now! I dare Grimmjow to go up to Unohana and see if he get's freaked out by her smile. ANd I know your gonna all say "What is with everyone and Unohana?". All I can say is I wanna know what happen.
Grimmjow: Sure. Leaves to find Unohana but comes back 15 minutes later. She makes my insane grin look like a gentle smile. That's just not human.
Wolfie: You have forced my hand, sorry. Everyone! Starting next chapter, we will do no more dares involving Unohana Retsu any kind of way. And don't try doing loopholes. It's my story so I can ignore you. I'm not talking to you alone Aoi-Mizu but to everyone, sorry. I'm getting sick of her, she's just too scary.
Also, I dare someone to drink a 2 pound bottle of hot sauce. Not the mild stuff, the Super hot kind.
Wolfie: I have experience with that so I'll do it. Drinks a bottle of extra hot Tabasco sauce. Not bad, I should put this on my pizza.
Halibel: That was supposed to be too hot for you.
Wolfie: I already had the spiciest pepper in the world, the ghost pepper thanks to a certain member of the audience. Glares. You know who you are! Anyways, any other spicy thing will taste mild to me now because of that.
Also, questions!
Grimmjow, what do you think of the fanfictions that pair you up with anyone?
Grimmjow: It's a load of bullshit by people who don't have anything better to do with their time.
Wolfie: You know there's a Fanfiction about you and Halibel.
Grimmjow: Reads Fanfiction. Exscuse me while I go and Gran Rey Cero the author.
Halibel: It can't be that bad. Reads. Exscuse me while I go and join Grimmjow.
Masa: Reads. I'm going to need the following, ten ghost peppers, a large pair of tweezers …
Wolfie: Ok ok, we get the idea. Sorry you three. Authors have absolute power so you'll have to forget about your revenge.
Halibel, what is your opinon on frozen yogurt, ramen and wolves?
Halibel: Forzen yogurt is pretty good though I prefer the regular, I don't like things frozen. Ramen, well I never had it but I heard it's quite good.
Wolfie: Don't let Naruto hear you say that, he'll go on for hours about the sublimely godliness of Miso ramen.
Halibel: That would be a problem. Anyway, wolves are really cool and I'm used to them. Stark and Lilynette's wolves, Wolfie is part werewolf.
Wolfie: By next chapter I will have it mastered.
Taht's it for now. I'll be back!! Muahahaha!!
Lilynette: Please refrain from using your evil laugh, it's just creepy.
Wolfie: Alrighty then next is my buddy truemasterhaseo.
Hello Wolfie-sama and guests!
Wolfie:
1.I can't wait to see "her" reaction shen she sees "it".
Wolfie: Me neither…when is that again? Do it for next chapter, it'll be in three weeks anyway.
. Let me tell you. nuclear bombs are HEAVY! After the one hundred of them my arms were about to fall off! Where did he even GET that many nukes?!
Wolfie: When it comes to Ulquiorra, throw away the word reality.
3.*sigh* I'll get the box. *drags out giant toolbox*
Wolfie: Thank you.
Masa: You reap what you sow.
Halibel:
't worry. I put a special "anti-fattening" ingrediant in them. *painful moaning comes from the kitchen* Please ingnore that.
Halibel: Stares at cookies. On second thoughts, maybe I'll leave it for an emergency.
Stark:
1. Shoot, I'll have to find harder riddles.
Stark: So I got them right?
Wolfie: Here's one my friend told me.
I am am that is
I was what were
I have been what has been.
What am I?
Wolfie: Don't worry if you don't get it, neither did I. Everyone's welcome to try and answer.
Lilynette:
me to never let you drive.
Wolfie: Where's Lilynette?
Crashing sound is heard.
Wolfie: I suddenly have a very nasty feeling that it was your family's car.
're not evil.
Lilynette: Thank you, hear that Stark.
're insane.
Lilynette: What that's cheating.
Stark: I heartily agree with you.
Sunsun, Apache, and Mila Rose:
1.I had another one of my OC's spy on your training. That's nothing compared to what I put Masamune through. Right Masamune? *asks with evil smirk*
Masa: Sweatdrops, I'm glad I made it through alive otherwise you would have to make a new oc.
Grimmjow:
, you will fight Masamune in the future, but not now.
Grimmjow: What's wrong with now? I leave at the end of the chapter.
2.I'd dare you but I'm kinda banned from darring untill next chapter.
Wolfie: Your own fault!
Masamune:
time is close. Be prepared when the order comes.
Masa: Next chapter, we're keeping the others in suspense for too long.
Adios me Amigos!
Wolfie: See ya and probably merry Christmas.
Halibel: Last review for a long time is RLE95!
Another good chapter. Kassandra is currently hiding from Haruhi at Inoue's.
Haruhi: *emo corner*
*eats jello* My question for everyone is this: what is your favorite dessert/snack?
Wolfie: Waffles!
Stark: Flapjacks
Halibel: Pancakes.
Grimmjow: Calamari.
Masa: Wolfie's cookies.
Ichigo: *brings Kassandra back*
...What are you doing at Inoue's?
Ichigo: None of your business. She's gotta stay here. I can't have her killing my inner hollow.
Kassandra: It wasn't on purpose...she said I couldn't control it yet.
Ichigo: *passes out*
Kassandra: ...I'll call Inoue
Yeah, see if she heals food poisioning too...
Halibel: She doesn't cure it, she creates it!
Wolfie: and we experienced it first hand, please find another source for a cure that is not likely to make the poisoning worse.
Haruhi: As punishment for taking my Kassa-chan...I dare you all to stay in the same room with her till you pass out!
*sends Haruhi home and continues eating jello* Anyway, sayonara everyone!
Wolfie: Whoa, you must mean Inoue because we didn't touch Kassandra at all.
Halibel: That was the last review so let's see the book.
Chapter 18-Put a ghost pepper into Aizen's tea.
Wolfie: Something is not right. It can't be coincidence that Haseo dared me to eat that in a previous chapter…Don't tell me, you read the book in advance, looks like I'm not the only one to want revenge on Aizen. How dare you go behind my back!
Halibel: Just relax, that's ancient history already.
Wolfie: Hmph fine, since I'm going away, let me give you your Christmas presents in advance.
Halibel-ticket to the carribean islands.
Masa-ticket to go with Halibel.
Stark-Directions to a sleep therapy. They get paid to help you sleep, my brother works at one.
Lilynette-Tickets to every theme park in Disney world. I went there once and loved it.
Grimmjow-101 ways to beat Ulquiorra.
Wolfie: Merry Christmas folks. I know it's early.
Grimmjow: Thanks but I really gotta go now.
Wolfie: Alright, happy holidays. In Grimmjow's place, next chapter's guest will be…Uzumaki Naruto himself, I'm moving from bleach to Naruto for a while. Please tell me who of you watches it so that I know when to give descriptions.
Alright, I'm going away for the month and unless I reach a computer I won't be back till the end of the month, 29th or 30th. Please don't swamp me in reviews if I come back. Neither of my stories will be updated again this month. Next chapter's guest is Uzumaki Naruto. Halibel's fraccion won't be there much because they're just difficult to write since all they do is argue. I'm going to do Naruto characters for the next couple of chapters, especially Akatsuki so if you don't watch Naruto, please tell me then I will put up info about the guests in the chapter before I invite them. Merry Christmas and happy holidays, that's all folks!