I'm Back! Woohoo that was a nice holdiday. A thousand apologies to all my readers. I admit that I could have started writing a week ago but I was enjoying my holiday so much that it was difficult to kick-start myself into writing again but the most recent review finally convinced me. So on with the story! Oh just in case of a misunderstanding, this is shippuuden Naruto. And Apache, Mila-Rose and Sunsun aren't going to be featuring much anymore because I just don't know how to write them so just imagine them on holiday.
Chapter 19
Wolfie: Happy new year folks, how were your holidays?
Halibel: Great, I went to the beach with Lilynette, Stark, my fraccion and Masa.
Stark: Damn…I fell asleep in the sun and got badly burnt.
Lilynette: No kidding, you look like a lobster!
Wolfie: I can sympathise with that because I also burnt. You see I didn't forget to use suntan lotion but I neglected putting some on my hands and feet so they got burnt. Hehe.
Naruto: Hahaha, yeah that's really dumb.
Wolfie: Hear who's talking.
Naruto: Huh? You say something?
Wolfie: Nothing, I was just watching the episodes of your elemental chakra training.
Naruto: Yeah I really aced that. Believe it!
Wolfie: But you didn't even know about your shadow clones' ability of transferring their knowledge to you after three years of doing that jutsu…
Naruto: Uhh about that…rubs back of head sheepishly.
Halibel: That's right, we're just bugs on the wall.
Naruto: Huh who're you lady?
Halibel: Tercera espada, Tia Halibel. Be more polite, I'm your superior.
Naruto: …You look like granny Tsunade, granny Halibel. Same blond hair, same scary face, same breast size…
Halibel: What was that you brat!
Naruto: Same temper.
Masa and Stark holds Halibel back while she attempts to strangle Naruto.
Wolfie: Not that this isn't very funny to watch but we need to start on the questions.
Stark: Right, first reviewer is Grimdivide.
Squall: You really want to know what we did? Fine, but know that they are exaggerating... except the first day where they angered me.
Basically we did SOLDIER training in the virtual room. In that room we simulated various scenarios against different enemies (Arrancar, Shinigami, us, etc.) in different environments. Course, some were difficult and don't let the virtual part fool you, it's more real than you think.
Cloud: A program of Sephiroth once sliced through a real sword. We used 2nd class SOLDIER programs.
Squall: Yeah...
You know we taught them healing spells that are for battle since they are meant to work in an instant. Sun-Sun also learned up to the 2nd tier in Water and Aero Black Magic.
Cloud: Maybe it was when we let them do Limit Breaks with your gunblade?
Squall: I told Apache and Mila Rose that you have to train yourself to handle the recoil. But did they listen?
Cloud: No.
Squall: That's right... One of you try this prototype gunblade. Pull the trigger when you swing and you'll know what I mean.
Wolfie: I see.
Halibel: Wolfie's lying!
Naruto: Why is Soldier always in capital letters?
Lilynette: I've been wondering that for a while now.
I'm back!
Squall: Finally.
Shut up... Reviews are long? Sorry, but don't worry, Jecht and most of the other talkative ones are gone... for now. Here's Terra.
Terra: Hello, I'll make it quick.
Halibel, how does it feel being the only female in the Espada?
Halibel: I'm pretty sure that I answered this question before. Anyway, it's quite advantageous mostly since I get certain advantages like a room away from all the men.
Masa: Thank goodness for that.
Halibel: But I often get unwanted attention like Nnoitra always bothers me.
Masa: Now where's my scissors, marmalade, screwdrivers…
Naruto: Whoa what's with all those torturing devices. Did you learn from Ibiki or something?
Masa: Laughs darkly. I taught Morino Ibiki everything he knows but that's only a fraction of my true torturing knowledge.
To those who doesn't know, Morino Ibiki is a captain of interrogating and torturing in the anime Naruto. Trust me, he's scary.
...Naruto... I sense that you and I are not that different. What power do you have inside you?
You should be wary of Kefka.
Naruto: Sealed inside me is the Nine-tailed demon fox, the Kyuubi. Who's Kefka, sounds like the name of some kinda clown or something.
Wolfie: …You have no idea how close to the answer you actually are.
That all?
Terra: Yeah.
Okay... I have run out of heroes to introduce. That means!... Oh no...
Kefka: ! Good to see ya again!
Halibel: …I'm going on holiday next chapter.
Masa: Count me in.
Stark: Don't forget me and Lilynette.
Naruto: I'm only here for one chapter.
Wolfie: Hold on, if you all go then there won't be a story.
Halibel: …Alright but you owe us big for putting up with Kefka.
Wolfie: Right! I'll bake…COOKIES!
Lilynette: Ok…next up is RLE95.
Awesome!
Kassandra: Turns out Inoue-chan can only heal physical injuries,so Yuuki-chan had to get better on her own.
.. Anyway, GOOD LUCK AT CHESS NATIONALS!
Kassandra: Hope you win, Wolfie-san!
Wolfie: Thanks, that means a lot to me, but I didn't win. I came so close, if I had just won one more chess game then I would definitely have gotten National clours in chess. I needed 6 wins out of nine games but I only got five.
Question for everyone: Who do you think is more hyper, Naruto or Lilynette?
Wolfie: I'd say it was Naruto a couple of years ago but now Naruto's matured…a little. Lilynette is currently more hyper.
Lilynette: Yeahh! Wait is that good or bad?
Naruto: …a little?
Kassandra: Dare to Wolfie-san: Since you're impervious to hot food, I dare you to eat twenty pounds of ice!
Wolfie: Oooh low blow, fine. Bring it on! Itadakimasu! Eats…a lot of ice. ………………………….
Halibel: Looks inside Wolfie's mouth. I don't think she'll be speaking for a while. Her tongue's frozen and her stomach is suffering from frostbite.
Wolfie: …………………………….
Naruto: I know just the cure. Whispers directions to Lilynette.
Lilynette: Got it, I'll go and fetch it! Leaves.
That's it for now, Ja ne!
Stark: Now Wolfie will introduce the next reviewer.
Wolfie: ………. …… ………… …………………………….
Stark: Oh right. The next one is …crap! Captain Retsu Unohana.
What a great chapter! *smiles*. My only problem is that you're portraying me as some sort of sadist. *smiles wider*. I hope that was just a mistake,
Masa: I don't think so…
Wolfie: ……………..shudders though it's unknown whether it was from the ice or Unohana's smile.
I also think that I should make more appearances and Masamune should really stop being over-protective. As Halibel said in Chapter 2 , she will follow me from now on. Right, Halibel? *smiles and opens eyes*
Masa: You'll have to fight me for her.
Halibel: She is almighty. Aizen is no match for Unohana-sama.
Stark: I'm sure you have more important duties than bothering yourself with us lower people. Since you're as old as Kyoraku and Ukitake you're as elite as them.
Naruto: Who's that granny? She's older and scarier than granny Halibel and granny Tsunade together.
Halibel: You little brat.
Wolfie: ………………………
Stark: Ok…Aoi-Mizu's next.
Halibel: By the way Stark, you haven't slept a single time this chapter, why?
Stark: Damn sun. I'm too badly burnt to lie down.
Sweetness!! Naruto characters... I love that show too! And yes, Zetsu does have a really bad split personality, I mean, half of him is black, and the other is white. It's almost like two people. Weirdly, I like the Akatsuki too. Their awesome. And no offense, they would pwn all the arrancars except Nel, Lilynette, Halibel, Stark and Halibel's Fraccion, and Grimmjow! Plus, Aizen's plan is really old by now. I mean, "Let's get the Kingdom Key, and rule the worlds!".
Lilynette: Returns with…….the curry of life! Feeds it to Wolfie.
Wolfie: Blows enough fire to make the Uchiha clan proud. DAMMIT! What the hell was that.
Naruto: I get your reaction, it's really hot but it cures anything. See your stomach and tongue is fine now.
Wolfie: Good point. Thanks. Now in response to Aoi-Mizu, No offence taken, I agree with everything. The akatsuki are much cooler and more elite. Akatsuki's plan is much more interesting now and Tobi is hilarious.
Ok, sorry about that... You should bring in Kakashi. I have a weird feeling him and Stark would get along great. Hehe, question time is here again. Does anyone else think it would be cool if Itachi and Ulqiorra fought?
Wolfie: I'm not so sure about Kakashi…what if Stark becomes a pervert? The horror of that thought. But apart from that, they're both intellectual beings, but it'll have to happen later since I've already decided on the next guest. By the way, who's your favourite Naruto characters? I think that Itachi would totally pawn Ulquiorra, just pull out Mangekyou sharingan, amaterasu and susanoo. Piece of cake.
Halibel: You're pretty chatty now?
Wolfie: I'm just making up for lost time.
Naruto, why do you like ramen so much?
Naruto: Ramen has that unique taste of victory that attracts me towards it AND IT TASTES GREAT!
Wolfie: …ok anyway, sometimes there's just food that you like so much that you can eat it everyday like I lust towards my pizza.
Halibel, what do you think of Naruto? Too hyper for ya?
Halibel: No kidding. Rolls eyes.
Naruto: Hey! You'd better show some respect to the future Hokage Uzumaki Naruto! Believe it!
Halibel: Did you say something?
Dares...
I dare Halibel and Naruto to fight.
Halibel and Naruto disappears to fight.
3 hours later, both came back.
Halibel: I won, but only because he couldn't keep up at all with my sonido. That futon Rasenshuriken nearly got me and that really was a big frog.
Naruto: Hey, boss Gama is awesome!
Also, I dare Stark not to sleep for the whole chapter. I hope I don't get on your bad side.
Stark: No problem since I can't lie down anyway.
(Rin walks in..That's my wolf)
Hands me paper...
Oh, well, yeah. I should go work on my chapter... haven't written anything in over... a week...
Wolfie: Ouch, I'd scold you if I wasn't so tardy myself.
Stark: Ok, next is Jamie-soo90.
An early Xmas to euu Wolfie~ Hope you have fun too~^^ This chapter is funny, my sister had a great laugh too~ Kudos for the nex chapter~^^
Wolfie: Glad I could amuse your sister. Happy new year to you.
Stark: That's it for the review so next is NorthernShinigami.
*sigh* I geuss my date will have to wait...*snif*
*looks at myself*...I'm a girl. Sunsun is flat but i'm pretty sure she's a girl too. so what's with that._.?..I said i'm an open person, right?!
Wolfie: Very open…
Halibel: I think she's a girl too since I don't take boys as my fraccion.
Lilly:*reads something*..so you DO have an alternative reason for the'Date' *reads again* -.-..you do know that next chapter would be in a month and even then Sunsun wouldn't be there?
Halibel: Doesn't mean you can't arrange it yourself. Writes down Sunsun's phone number and hands it over.
..Yes I know that. *glares at Naruto*
Lilly: first you stopped seing the Anime, then the Manga.
Naruto: What? Did I do something wrong?
I'm too lazy. hey, blondy!~ geuss who was my favorite character?!
Naruto: Doesn't sound like you admire me so I guess it's a certain Uchiha idiot.
That's right..Go Sasuke~*HOHOHOHOHOHO*
Naruto: Why do people even like that guy? His hairstyle looks like a duck's butt.
Wolfie: Yeah, I liked Itachi better.
p.s: ..Who said I would be looking stright at the Basilisk?
Marry Chrisness~ Roses are red andviore blue~
Stark: You can't keep avoiding their eyes.
Wolfie: Heh, that poem reminds me of a message that I once saw, it's really funny, listen to this.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you
But wait…
The roses are dead
The violets are in threads
And the sugar bowl is empty
Just like your head.
Lilynette: Hehe, that's really funny.
Stark: Dai Reth is ready to talk.
Yo! Merry Christmas! In advance or with a past one!
Wolfie: That would be a past one. Same to you!
Seeing as you've invited Naruto to a Bleach fanfic, I'm sending you a custom created sound barrier, it allows you to hear all phrases but: dattebayo, and believe its (or its variations).
Wolfie: Thanks, that helps. I did it because I love the Naruto anime too but currently can't think of anything to write for it now.
Also have some more ramen (in addition to that probably sent to you by other reviewers)
Wolfie: You're the only one so far to send some.
Naruto: Sweet! Itadakimasu!
I'll try not to cause anymore disturbances in your reality...can't say the same for Grimdivide though...
Halibel: Yeah, I'm feeling very unsure about letting Kefka in, remember last time.
Anyways! You may have heard these things from somewhere and if you did, can you tell me from where?
The following are awful and pathetic excuses for leaving a Captains' Meeting in Seireitei:
-I have to floss my otter.
-I have to wash my hair.
-My sugar daddy called me.
-My grandmother died. "The only exception to this rule is Histugaya Toshiro, as he actually has a grandmother, the little whippersnapper. -C. G. Yamamoto"
-I'm having relationship troubles with my hamster.
-My dog is having kittens. "Yes, Shunsui, you WERE that drunk last week."
-My fish is drowning. "YES, Shunsui..."
Halibel: That has got to be the dumbest exscuses that I ever heard, though I think Szayel-Aporro used a couple of them.
Stark: You're one to talk, didn't you once ask to be exscused from a meeting to save your pet shark from drowning.
Halibel: …Good point.
Wolfie: I haven't seen those before but I remember a story about rules that Yama-jii put down, is this part of that?
How much is a root fish divided by pie?
Wolfie: ?
Halibel: ?
Naruto: ?
Stark: ?
Masa: ?
Lilynette: I feel like sushi.
Stark: Dunno about that riddle, anyway. We have a new person next, Sky moonwalker. Very peaceful name.
I have seen that you get many long reviews that take up too much of your time, so I'll attempt to keep this fairly short. I don't know how you can include them all! It really is impressive.
Wolfie: Thanks, they really take up a lot of my time.
This is a delightful, hilarious fic! It could make up the rest of the Shinigami Cups for the rest of the anime. The jokes are very typical of the characters, in perfect parallel with their personalities, and Halibel is very good. ^_^ She is very beautiful(I hate it! Why isn't my hair that straight?) very intelligent and witty, powerful as always, and with the best pet in the world! Unohana has absolutely nothing on Halibel! The smile of hers is just intimidation, and it will never overcome Halibel.
Halibel: I wish I was that confident around Unohana.
Wolfie: Am I really getting the jokes right? I don't even plan, I just write whatever comes in my head at the moment….I'm hungry.
Stark: Anyway, It'd really be cool if they put something like this into shinigami cups. But the style is more like arrancar encyclopedia.
I must say, I have a soft spot for Starrk, but I'm not going to gift him with sleeping pills. *smiles* Would he like me to instead give him a century's supply of coffee? It might be a kinder way to keep him awake and free from Lily-chan's kicking (she's just adorable. Lily-chan, you and and Starrk should value each other more! Show the love!)
Stark: But I enjoy sleeping.
Wolfie: Me too, it gives you time to think.
Lilynette: Looks at Stark. …Let's just say that we have a love-hate relationship.
Give Grimmjow a big hug and scratch behind his ears for me when he next appears, please. ^_^ I just adore cats.
Halibel: I don't think he'll appreciate that a lot. He'd just kick my teeth out.
Masa: If he does that then he'll feel pain in places that he didn't know he had.
Ulquiorra is very different to how I write him, but the emo is cute!
Wolfie: Why do people always call him emo, isn't that short for emotional? Shouldn't it be emo-less.
Masa, keep persevering! You and Lady Tercera shall be together one day!
Masa: Very soon now.
Halibel: Lady T-?
Soifon, I don't know if you show up again, but if you do, I enjoyed your comments greatly. Nice to see how another author views you. It helped a lot with my current Bleach fic.
Wolfie: Pleasure, I thought I didn't do well with her because I kept forgetting that she was even there.
Naruto: Yeah, like you're forgetting about me now.
Wolfie: Oops, sorry.
Wolfie-wonderful story. This Wiki is a huge WIN!
Wolfie: Aww thanks, you make me blush.
Stark: Next is a comment of Euregatto.
evil ideas? How about Harribel just locks him in a basement, duck-taped to a chair, with five cookies stuffed into his mouth, with the radio playing "I love You" by Barnie on repeat?! :D
...teehee...
Wolfie: Ouch, that's cruel, only a kid would enjoy that!
Stark: Now then, TrueMasterhaseo's back!
Hello Wolfie-sama and guests!
Everybody:
Christmas!
your presents!
Everybody: Thanks.
Wolfie: I'd name them now but I forgot what they were, sorry.
I can dare again! I dare you to all drink alchoholic egg-nog at the end of the chapter. This is a dare for those who can legally drink. (plus Naruto. He's a ninja and kills people. Old enough to kill, old enough to drink.)
Wolfie: So that counts me out. But when did Naruto kill anybody, Zabuza and Haku, Deidara, Kakuzu, Pain. He didn't kill any of them.
Naruto: Hey, I can't drink. Didn't you hear me around Boss Gama and Pervy sage.
Wolfie: Sorry, that counts me, Naruto and Lilynette out.
Lilynette: I'm not too young, arrancar have no age.
Wolfie: Do you have a birth certificate proving that you are old enough to drink?
Lilynette: No but-
Wolfie: Duck's butt. You're not allowed.
Somewhere in his fight with Danzou Sasuke sneezes.
Wolfie:
1.*hug* Merry christmas!
Wolfie: Hugs back. Happy 2010.
...I can't figure out the riddle.
Wolfie: The answer is…very old. All those lines make you sound in the past tense.
six of An Angel's Love is up! Get the tissues.
Wolfie: Old news, but how could you stand the end of that chapter Masa?
Masa: With a lot of tissues to help me through it.
Halibel:
of advice: Masamune needs his spine to stand and needs lungs to breath. You shall understand soon.
Halibel: Huh? Are you implying that I would crush them? He didn't do anything to anger me.
Wolfie: That's not exactly what he meant.
Stark:
1.I have four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three at night. What am I?
Stark: A human, when he's a baby he crawls on four legs, adults walk on two legs and the elders use canes which counts as another leg.
Halibel: Or the centipede hollow which can have any number of legs.
Lilynette:
about my last joke at your expense.
Lilynette: Yeah it was hilarious. (Note the sarcasm)
2.I heard a rumor that you and Stark have a father/daughter relationship. Any truth to that?
Lilynette: More like a brother/sister relationship, daughters don't beat up their fathers…Karin and Isshin excluded. Who told you that anyway? Send me their details so that I can post a parcel from Kefka.
Naruto:
a secondary christmas present I have made you the owner and patent holder of the color "Orange". Go nuts.
Naruto: Awesome, what to do? Rubs hands and laughs a kyuubi laugh.-
A orange flash.
Halibel: Why am I wearing orange instead of white?
Masa: Great, now I look like an Ichigo wannabe.
Lilynette: Will someone please inform me why I'm wearing a dorky orange jumpsuit.
Stark: Me too. (Just imagine them in Naruto's old outfit. Creepy.)
Wolfie: What's this stupid swirly mask on my face and what's the point of only one eyehole?
Naruto: I declare a new law that everyone must now wear at least a shred of orange.
Wolfie: Wolfie is a good girl- whoa whoa, I think this mask is a bad influence. Tries to pull it off but fails. I'm gonna kill you Naruto because you're a bad boy…did I just say that last part?
Halibel: You're gonna pay for this Haseo.
2.I'm only going to say this once. HINATA IS IN LOVE WITH YOU!
Find her, kiss her on the lips, and take her out on a date somewhere. No one is that thickheaded.
Naruto: Next I'm going to make the Hokage building orange-huh? Did you say something?
Somewhere in Konoha, a certain pervert sneezes.
Kakashi: Damn, now I'll have to change my mask again.
Gai: My youthful rival, I shall compete with you in a sneezing contest since we're both stuck at 4967 wins each.
Kakashi: …He needs a new rival.
Back to our crew.
Christmas special
Masamune:
may now show Halibel what is inside the locket. Merry Christmas.
Halibel: Please tell me all the stupid sneaking about is going to end now.
Masa: Yes, this is for you Halibel-chan. Gives Halibel the locket.
Halibel looks at the locket Masa gave her and opens it. Inside is two photos and one of them immediately caught her attention. It is a photo of Masamune and Halibel when they were still alive and young, they're kissing on a beach. In a flash all of Halibel's memories returned to her up to the day she died. Where she kissed Masa and gave him the locket. Masa was looking at her with tears in his eyes when he suddenly felt a crushing embrace. Halibel was hugging him. "I remember now Masa-kun, everything. I'm so sorry about any pain I caused you because of not remembering you." Halibel looked at him with her eyes shining. Masamune's face grew soft when he replied. "Any pain I felt was completely worh it just for this moment." He hugged her back and they looked at each other's eyes for moment before kissing. Mysteriously a piece of mistletoe appears above them. When they finally let go of each other, Masamune stood back. He realized that it was time for him to go. " Goodbye Halibel-chan, I have to go now."
Halibel looked at him, "Will you ever come back?" "Just you try and stop me, not even the Kyuubi and Aizen working together will manage that." Somewhere Aizen sneezes, Naruto feels a strange hiccup in his gut. Masamune opened a large garganta and looked back at Halibel, then with that last look, the garganta closed.
The end
Somewhere in An angel's love, the real Masamune feels and ache in his lungs and spine as if they were almost crushed. (Think of a Kage bunshin effect)
Back to the others.
Halibel: Merry Christmas. Puts locket around her neck.
Name: Zetsu
Height: 177cm
Hair: short and green
skin: Right half - black
Left half - white
eyes: yellow
other: two venus flytrap like protrusions cover much of his uper body and can cover his head.
Gender: male
Affiliation: Akatsuki
Position in Akatsuki: spy/despose of dead members bodies and retrive their rings.
Class: S-class missing ninja
Personality: Right half - Serious and intelligent
Left half - Carefree, easygoing, playfull.
Abilities: Unknown accept for his body splitting and "teleportaion" techniques.
(I know that he makes a good Christmas tree substitute!)
Other: Cannibalistic tendencies
Wolfie: Zetsu will be a guest in the next chapter though I have a nasty feeling that I should expect Tobi too because this mask gives me a forefeeling and because Tobi is a good boy. Oh great, I said it again.
Stark: Well the next reviewer is VampireEspada.
OMG! Sorry I didnt review for the last few chapters...But im back, and that's a good thing. I hope your holidays were pleasurable Halibel-sama, Ultrawolfie-dono. Anyway, moving on, I have a question for you, Naruto.
1: WHY ON EARTH DO YOU LET THAT SLUTTY PINK HAIRED BITCHY WHORISH WHINY TRASHY WANNABE ** BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU?! ITS SO ANNOYING!
Lilynette: I sense some hostility in the room.
Naruto: Hey Please calm down, you're sounding like granny Tsunade and granny Halibel.
Halibel: Shut up brat.
Naruto: Besides it's not like I can hit her back and the fox heals my wounds anyway.
Kyuubi: No kidding, it's such a pain in the nine tails, he should just kill her and move on to that sexy white eyed lady.
Naruto: I didn't ask for your opinion stupid fox. You know I'll never do that, besides why would Hinata be interested in me.
Wolfie: ……….We need to talk.
2:Why do you wear that ugly orange jumpsuit? It is hideous.
Naruto: Hey don't complain, I changeds it to a suit that's mostly black now.
Stark: Yeah, we're the ones wearing your stupid outfit now.
Lilynette: It's not that bad, it kinda has style.
Halibel: Lilynette, It's time to give you the fashion talk.
3:Have you even killed somebody before? If so...who?!!
Naruto: I don't really kill many opponents except in the movies like Kazahana Dotou, that guy Haido with the stone of Gelel and Ishidate.
4: Why do you insist on chasing Sasuke down? He wants to be left alone, and he wants revenge. leave him alone!! He does not want your ** help, he does not want you bothering him about your stupid ** bonds!! Jeez, talk about being a stupid blond-No offence to you, Halibel-sama.
Halibel: None taken.
Naruto: I don't care if he want it or not, I'm still going to bring him back.
Wolfie: And if you bring him back, he obviously isn't going to stay. Wake up! Even Sakura knows that there isn't a chance, there never was.
Oh, and if you dont stop being a little ** loudmouthed, annoying brat, then I will sick Scar-san(FMA) on you!! BWAHAHAHA!
Naruto: Swallows.
Lilynette: I'm getting a vague feeling that you're not too fond of Naruto.
Stark: No shit Sherlock.
Halibel: Now for the last review of the day. Pythagorasrulz. A new person it seems.
Hahaha. This is hilarious. This is why looking up obscure characters on search and reading stories is great...I would make a couple dares but it seems this story isn't on anymore...If there's some activity I might post some requests.
Wolfie: Sorry, I was enjoying my holiday too much, it was your review that pushed me back into action again. I'll try to get the chapters coming on a regular basis from now on so please review. The action starts now!
Halibel: Alright, that's it for this chapter. Instead of a chapter from the book, we're having a little Christmas party with eggnog.
Christmas party commence
Wolfie: If I remember right, we still have a dare to do so put down all the fireworks and presents for the moment.
Sometime later.
Everyone: Chugg, chug, chug, chug, chug….
Halibel: Whoaaa, I can't take anymore.
Basically imagine a very drunken scene.
Wolfie: I won't drink because I'm a good girl, right Naruto? Looks to the side just to see that Naruto vanished.
Everyone; Chugg, chug, chug, chug, chug….
This time Naruto was the one drinking.
Wolfie: Hey! He's underage you know.
Stark: Yeshh, dish not Eggganogg, tish Ramen.
Wolfie: …I should have known…oh what the heck, it's a party. Goes to the center to have some ramen as well.
Everyone; Chugg, chug, chug, chug, chug….
Lilynette: Let's just cut it off here because very strange things happen after this, not surprising since it's a bunch of intoxinated idiots in the same room.
Ok, the first chapter in a while is now finally done. This story is officially back on. The guests next chapter will be Zetsu and probably Tobi since he kinda tags around after Zetsu. Naruto is leaving now so no questions for him. I apologize to those who got a bit tired of waiting for me to get back on my ass and write. The part of Masamune and Halibel was my first romance scene. Did it come out Ok? Masamune is no longer a permanent character here so he won't be here next chapter but he might pop in again sometime in a future chapter.
Ultrawolfie out.