Right, thanks for reviewing. You sure responded fast for such a long wait. I've just finished my first week of school after the long holidays. Why are there always so many books that needs to be covered…
Anyway I don't own Naruto or Bleach but only morons will read this sentence.
Zetsu is in this chapter but he has a serious split personality so the white half will speak like this: Zetsu:I don't own Bleach. And the black half. Zetsu: Neither do I own Naruto baka.
Chapter 20
Wolfie: Good morning folks or whatever time it is now, I don't care.
Zetsu: Hehe, I like you already.
Zetsu: It's five o'clock in the afternoon where Wolfie lives but she's too lazy to look at her watch.
Halibel: You're very to the point aren't you.
Zetsu: I try.
Stark: …Is there a reason that you look like some kind of a Venus flytrap?
Zetsu: Yes, you see it's-
Zetsu: None of your business.
Lilynette: Well, you aren't backwards in coming forwards.
Tobi: Sorry I'm late Zetsu san. A venus flytrap tried to eat my foot so I took Wolfie's weed killer and sprayed it to save all your feet. Tobi is a good boy.
Wolfie: …You're saying that you took my weed killer…and sprayed it over my…One of a kind, exotic, dangerous, number one prize winner at the plant show, Venomous tentacula venus flytrap…and killed it.
Tobi: Of course, Tobi don't like Venus flytraps.
Zetsu: Why are you here? I'm the one that was invited.
Wolfie: I knew it.
Zetsu: Is that an insult to me, Tobi you little brat.
Tobi: No, no. Why would Tobi insult Zetsu-san, Zetsu-san is a good guy. Why does Zetsu-san think that Tobi insulted him?
Zetsu: Perhaps because of the venus flytrap remark.
Tobi: But Zetsu-san is not a Venus flytrap.
Zetsu: Then what am I moron? A bird?
Tobi: No Zetsu-san doesn't have feathers, Zetsu-san is a rare breed of Aloe Vera. That's what blondie called you.
Zetsu: Just because the Uzumaki kid called me Aloe Vera does not mean I am.
Tobi: Really? Then is Zetsu-san a rare breed of Cactus.
Zetsu: You're giving me a headache.
Zetsu: I know, we're sharing the same head.
Halibel: These guys are really weird.
Lilynette: Hello Tobi, I'm a good girl too.
Tobi: I know Lily-chan.
Stark: As amusing as all the arguing is, let's just get on with the story already.
Wolfie: Story? …Oh yeah, sorry. First reviewer is…
Zetsu: Winged-Panther1, huh, this guy reviewed twice.
Zetsu: Just put both up first.
Wolfie: Right, number one.
Hello f.y.i I'm a boy anyway this fanfic is the most rockin fic with the spada I've seen all day.
Wolfie: Thanks new guy.
Zetsu: Spade?
Halibel: Spada, short for Espada. My organization.
Zetsu: So we're 'Tsuki, short for Akatsuki hehe.
Stark: …
Zetsu: Why are you laughing, it wasn't even funny.
Halibel, What do you feel being the strongest female arrancar in the seires.
Halibel: Pretty good, I just wish they would hurry the hell up and bring me back into the series then I'll feel even better.
Stark,For being the best character to face a cap tain for you *a substitute doll*
Stark: I can't believe I lost to his shikai…What am I supposed to do with this?
Lilynette: Stick it down your throat.
Stark: Really?
Lilynette: No.
Naruto,How did you feel learning you were the son of a hokage.
Wolfie: Sorry, you missed him. I only keep guests for one chapter. But I'm pretty sure it made him more confident about being hokage, but I don't think he really got a chance to really think about it again with so much happening.
Lilynette,Here you go for being funny *thoses you a flamethrower*
Lilytnette: Sweet, I really am awesome.
Zetsu: How modest.
Zetsu: That thing looks cool, what can it do?
Lilynette: Tries out flamethrower.
Stark: There goes my hair.
Tobi: Tobi is a bald boy.
Dare time
Halibel,I dare you to go 10 minutes with Kyuubi-Naruto
Halibel: Since you didn't specify how many tails, I'll do it with him at one tail.
Halibel leaves to fight Naruto and returns ten minutes later, severely beaten.
Halibel: That hurts…
Tobi: Belle-chan looks hurt.
Zetsu: Oh really, how did you guess that genious?
Tobi: Tobi can see the blood and burn wounds.
Zetsu: Note to self, don't bother being sarcastic with Tobi. He doesn't get it anyway.
Zetsu: I'm not your freaking secretary, write it down. What happened woman?
Halibel: I took his ramen to get him at one tail but he immediately went all the way up to eight tails so it didn't go so well.
Zetsu: Note to self, don't take Uzumaki's ramen.
Zetsu: Oh the irony, note taken.
Naruto,I dare you to let Lillyne pour your ramen down the drain and do nothing about it.
Wolfie: Sorry, you can't dare Naruto right now since he's not here right now.
Stark,I dare you to race against Masa
Stark: No offence but try to keep up, Masa left last chapter as well. But I would probably win.
Lilynette, I dare you to use your present on Gin and Tousen screaming "FOX PEDO!!" and "WANNABE HERO!!"
Lilynette: No problem.
Tobi: Do it on Orochimaru too, he's also a big Pedo. He's a bad boy.
Lilynette: Gotcha. Goes to find Gin. FOX PEDO!
Gin: Why, a little lady like you shouldn't use big words like that.
Lilynette: Please send the message to a guy named Orochimaru. Torches Gin and leaves to find Tousen.
Gin: No, my foxy hair! ……Who's Orochimaru, he sounds like a pedophile with that name.
With Tousen.
Lilynette: Stop trying to act all justicy you wannabe hero! Torches Tousen and returns.
Tousen: My sunglasses, uses release. So that's what it looks like when you're on fire…justicy, I like the sound of that. It sounds better than justice.
Suddenly Aizen, Gin and the espada felt a sudden sense of impending doom like something annoying will become even more annoying.
Back to our group.
Wolfie: Alright, now for winged panther's second review.
Freakin awesome story also I like the Naruto crossover while keeping it a wikipedia like story very original than most of what I've read on the site so far Keep up the good work. Also I just uploaded my first chapter of my first story hope your my first reveiw
Wolfie: Thank you and Yes, I am the first review.
Halibel
1)Do you think of yourself as a misunderstood soul.
Halibel: Soul definitely yes, but I'm misunderstood by you reviewers. Just the brats out there who say that I'm just on the series for eye-candy. I take a lot of offence to that.
2)What are yor feeling for Lilynette?
Halibel: Well she's kinda like a little sister to me…
Lilynette: Little sister?! Arrancar have no age so I could be much older than you!
Halibel: Then act your age.
3)Are you on good terms with your Zanpakto(sp)
Halibel: Very, you have to be on good terms to be able to use their release properly otherwise I would just be one of the lower arrancar.
4)I dare you to take a swing of my uncle's mega spicy bellyburner hot sauce gaurenteed to burn your taste buds and make you immune to other spices also Wolfie can get some if she wants
Halibel: Just because Wolfie likes them does not mean I want to get my insides torched.
Wolfie: Tough luck, it's a dare. I'll join you so you're not alone in this.
Both takes a swig of the hot sauce.
Halibel: …Every inch of water in my body is now evaporating of the heat.
Wolfie: …
Zetsu: You okay?
Wolfie: …
Zetsu: Hey, say something.
Wolfie: …
Tobi: I did not know that Wolfie-chan can change colours. Is it Genjutsu or a bloodline limit?
Wolfie: …vanishes.
Zetsu: Huh? Where'd she go?
Lilynette: Said something about drowning herself in Niagara falls.
Stark: …Why does this feel like deja-vu?
Also I give your flying shark a friend *gives you a female shark that can burrow through anything be it concrete or steel*
Halibel: Tiburon will me glad, I'll name this one…Onidoton. Demon of earth
Tobi: …Why such a difficult name? What about…Fred?
Halibel: How about… not!
Zetsu
1)How did you meet tobi?
Zetsu: Pain introduced us, I don't really care about Tobi.
Zetsu: But he kept following us and being an annoyance about joining the Akatsuki.
Tobi: Don't say that Zetsu-san, I thought you liked me.
Zetsu: You are a good boy but…
Zetsu: I like you us much as a plant likes a weedkiller.
Tobi: So you like me…don't you?
2)Does each half of you argue?
Zetsu: Are you kidding? We argue the whole time, that's how we become so smart.
Zetsu: No, we don't.
Zetsu: Yes, we do.
Zetsu: No, we don't. Besides I'm the only one who's smart. Shiro-chan here is pretty stupid.
Somewhere a very cold-blooded captain sneezed on all his paperwork that his vice captain was supposed to do.
Zetsu: No, I'm not. We're equal.
Wolfie: Returns. Woohoo, that burnt. You can stop arguing now. Peacemaker is back in the scene.
Lilynette: Since when are you a peacemaker?
3)I dare you to trick Aizen into petting your plant and eat his arm.
Zetsu: Does he taste good?
Stark: Well he is a god…
Zetsu: Say no more.
Zetsu goes a a place near Aizen, puts a sign next to him and sinks into the ground. Aizen comes walking along and reads the sign. "Petting this rare Aloe Vera grants you immortality! Only for gods. Signed: Hidan, Kakuzu, Orochimaru and Madara. How could Aizen resist such an offer and he strokes the plant.-
What happens next is comepletely censored so we'll skip to the end.
Aizen is now missing more than one limb because Zetsu enjoyed the taste so much.
Halibel: And I thought that Aaroniero was gross.
Stark
1)Ever tryed spending the day with Lilynette maybe then she wouldn't hurt you so much?
Stark: It won't make a difference. If I do that she'll like it so much that she wakes me even more just so we can do it again.
Lilynette: Bingo!
2)What's it like being a wolf pack leader?
Stark: It would be even better if I had a pack. They just keep dying from being around me.
Wolfie
For doing such a great job here *gives you a pizza with meat and exotic spices on it*
Wolfie: Awesome, gimme here.
Zetsu: I didn't know that you also find arms tasty since you almost bit Panther's arm off just to get at the pizza.
Zetsu: I don't blame her, I would just have bittin the arm off and not care about it.
Tobi: Oooh, here comes a really mean review. Dai Reth is not a good boy.
Wolfie: Huh, lemme see…ouch. Sensitive readers who loves this story so much that they'll find Dai Reth and burn his house of in anger should not read the next review.
Dangerous for sensitive readers.
You all suck!
Wolfie: That's a great start.
This has got to be the most pathetic piece of writing I have ever seen!
Halibel: Then why are you reading this right now? (I know you're there!)
Your using the most pathetic characters of all time in your silly writings.
Stark: Do you have the guts to say that to Kubo?
Zetsu: And Kishimoto, we're their characters.
Tobi: Someone sure got up on the wrong side of their triple layer bed.
Halibel is as ugly as they get,
Halibel: And you're a beauty queen bastard.
Wolfie: You're lucky Masa didn't hear that. He would definitely be gathering his list of "tools" now.
Stark is a worthless piece of shyt
Stark: Hear who's talking. You can't even spell properly in a review.
Lilynette: No one insults Stark buit me.
Lilinette is an annoying little beatch!
Lilynette: That's it, I'm calling Kefka and Yachiru!
You yourself are a talentless writer wannabe with no skill whatsoever!
Wolfie: Try looking in a mirror first,, mr copy-other-stories.
Zetsu: Or rather don't, it will probably shatter immediately.
You include other worthless OC's in your pathetic story for facks sake!
Wolfie: Truemasterhaseo is not going to like that.
Halibel: Masa-kun neither. Go Masa, sic him!
The only ones who comment on this story are pathetic losers who dont have a life of their own!
Tobi: You sure made a lot of enemies right now. Are you trying to cosplay as Sasuke?
Zetsu: You mean the kid with the duck's but hairstyle?
Evil review over.
Wolfie: Everyone, get your flaming torches and head for his house!
Halibel: No time, we'll do it later. There's still many reviews left.
Wolfie: Fine, Master Bleach is next.
The story is still going strong!
(But with Halibel in it...its a given I guess.)
Halibel: Thanks, at least someone thinks I'm nice. Unlike a certain someone. Glares at audience. You know who you are!
Halibel waht do you think of all the fan fiction written about you?
Halibel: Most of them are alright, but some are very weird. Like I get paired with Barragan once, that's just gross.
Starrk
Same question.
Stark: Okay I guess, I just want to know why so many people pair me up with Rukia? We've never even seen each other in our whole life and death.
-Keep the story up! 10/10!
(Doubts if you remember me from earlier chapters...)
Wolfie: Of course I do, you used to have Hitsugaya as a profile pic and also reviewed to Aoi-Mizu's story.
Tobi: Okaaayyyy, Girrriimmmdiviiide….Now!
Zetsu: That sounded pretty odd.
Hello again. As promised, here are the villains, the Warriors of Chaos... First up is a character that is not in Dissidia, but is in my story... Genesis.
Halibel: That's the guy who lent me the book.
Genesis: Greetings Halibel, Stark... Plant thing...
Zetsu: …
Zetsu: ….My name's Zetsu.
Tobi: Aww, they never acknowledge me.
Zetsu: That's because you weren't invited stupid.
I could answer the reason for SOLDIER being capitalized. It's just because we are a group of super soldiers infused with mako energy of the Planet and it suits the spelling of the name I suppose.
Anyway, Halibel, are you recovering easily? Sephiroth is no easy opponent. He has every reason to be arrogant as you can see.
Halibel: Yeah, I'm pretty much ok now, thanks for your help.
Sephiroth: I thought you'd be here, Genesis.
Genesis: Keeping track of me?
Sephiroth: Just curious as to what you are doing.
Genesis: Hmph... "Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess. We seek it thus, and take it to the sky. Ripples form on the water's surface. The wandering soul knows no rest..."
Sephiroth: LOVELESS, Act I.
Genesis: You remembered.
Sephiroth: How could I not... when you've beaten it into my head?
Genesis: Heh... Have you finished reading the book Halibel? If so, tell me what you think happens in the final act of LOVELESS?
Halibel: I can't remember much…
Lilynette: Someone finds love? Hehe.
Sephiroth: Your obsession with that story will be your end... You'll never become a hero. *Leaves*
Genesis: "My friend, the fates are cruel. There are no dreams, no honor remains." I wonder what lies in store for our future. What do you believe?
*As Genesis leaves, he quotes one last time*
"Even if the morrow is barren of promises... Nothing shall forestall my return."
Stark: Sounds like a pretty deep book.
Halibel: It is.
Wolfie: Alrighty then, RLE95 is up now.
Yay! You haz returned! This story was so funny. You remembered my misteltoe!
Kassandra:*sweatdrops* To anyone who cares, my story is up now! It's called Brazo Izquerda del Diablo and Voile Sacre.
Yeah. Anyone who guesses the hidden rip-offs of Bleach scenes gets a cookie!
Wolfie: Well, I had to read pretty fast so I didn't notice anything. I can't really say much about your story since I'm not really a big fan of Chad or any kind of Oc's, no offence to Kassandra and Masamune. Masamune is alright because I've read everything about his background thanks to Haseo but normally I prefer characters that already exist.
And for Ultrawolfie: a trophy! Even though you didn't win, you're still the best chess player I know!
Wolfie: Thanks! Hugs. …..Are you sure I'm not the only one you know?
And some aloe vera for Stark for that sunburn..
Zetsu: …Is that a reference to me!
Zetsu: Relax, she meant the salve, I'm sure it was just an accident…maybe.
Kassandra: Sayonara!
Bye!
Halibel: Till next time.
Wolfie: Yaayyy, long time no see truemasterhaseo.
Hello Wolfie-sama and guests!
Wolfie:
you again for letting Masamune into your story.
Wolfie: No problem, he was a great help. He's still welcome to come and visit.
2.I won't be writing a new chapter for a while since all my stuff is on my old computer and I haven't been able to get it transferd to the new computer.
Wolfie: You got a new computer? Was it your birthday?
Halibel:
1.I think my debt from the orange incident has been repaid. besides, The patent is only good for 24 hours and once that is over the patent will explode in a colorful but non-leathal multi-colored explosion.
Halibel: Thank goodness for the non-lethal, or there wouldn't be any civilization left. Remember Naruto's law.
Stark:
1. you're too smart for me. I'll stop the riddles.
Stark: I guess it's my turn then. This riddle is for all reviewers, first one to get it right get's my special home-baked waffles.
Riddle
A farmer has a fox, chicken and corn. He have to get all three items across a river without losing anything. The boat can only take him and one of the three items across. He can't leave the fox alone with the chicken and he can't leave the chicken alone with the corn. How does he get all three across safely.
End
Wolfie: I got this one at school and liked it, it's not that difficult.
Lilynette:
1.*sweatdrop* sorry but I forgot who it was.
Lilynette: Who are you talking about? If you mean Karin and Isshin, Ichigo's sister and daddy.
Zetsu:
1. Why are you a cannibal?
Zetsu: Why does a venus flytrap eat bugs? I'm just built like that and it's handy if I have to get rid of bodies.
2. I dare you to have a staring contest between your two halves.
Zetsu: …
Zetsu: …We can't see each other's eyes.
Lilynette: Try going cross eyed.
Halibel: That won't work, just use a mirror.
Zetsu: Good idea. Gets a mirror and starts the competition.
Zetsu: Stares…
Zetsu: Stares…
Zetsu: Stares…
Zetsu: Stares …
Zetsu: Stares…
Zetsu: Stares…blinks. Damn!
Zetsu: I win.
Zetsu: Not fair, your eyes look different than mine, do you even blink?
Zetsu: No.
Zetsu: Why you…That's not fair.
Zetsu: All's fair in love and war.
Zetsu: This doesn't qualify. I don't love you and this is not a war but a game.
Zetsu: Yeah, so lighten up.
Zetsu: I hate you…
On another note, I had a snow day the week before last. YAY!
When it snows I become Stark-like and sleep all day.
Wolfie: Unfair, I've never ever been in snow. It just doesn't snow here. But it snowed at my cousin's town close by for the first time in 27 years. Lucky fish.
Halibel: Does it look like we care? VampireEspada is here with Scar.
Well, I finally have Scar-san here!!
Scar: Why am I here?
Vampy: 'Cause you love me and you wanna-
Scar: Right...Tell the truth!
Vampy:dammit, okay, your here to kill the ultimate annoyance, Naru- hey where'd he go?!**Starts searching like a maniac.**
Tobi: You missed him, Naru-kun don't like people seeing him as a bad boy like you did.
Stark: Huh? I thought you left.
Zetsu: Damn, I hoped that you crawled of to go die in a corner.
Tobi: Why are you so mean to me Zetsu-san?
Scar:...I wish I could kill you, and send you to my god in heaven, Ishbala.
Vampy-head appears behind Halibel-sama's shoulder:Nah, if you do that, then you wont have anywhere else to go! *Sticks tongue out
Scar: Damn!
Vampy: So anyway, Scar-san, dont you have some questions, or dares for anyone here?
Scar: *looks at everyone, and glares angrily at Halibel-sama.*
Halibel: Don't look at me like that. You're pissing me off.
Vampy: Whats the matter?
Scar:You! *Points at Halibel**
Vampy:*Gasps!!** Dont ** her off Scar-san, Halibel-sama is very powerful. Even you cant kill her with your awesome blowing-up-people-from-the-inside-thanks-to-my-sexy-arm-technique. She will just cut it off!!
Halibel: Your how-what-who-what-where-what technique?
Wolfie: Don't worry about it Halibel.
Scar: Glares *red eyes filled with...??!!**
Vampy: No!! Bad Scar! Bad bad bad boy!!
Vampy:**After getting Scar's eyes off Halibel** Zetsu-san, I have a question, when you eat people, do you eat the private parts too? No offence
Zetsu: I don't think so since I don't eat them by chewing on them. I just absorb then body. My mouth is too small to bite everything, chew it and swallow. Including certain parts.
And you!! *points at tobi and looks really really~ scary*...You are a good boy!
Tobi: See, at least someone likes Tobi.
Vampy: Say bye bye Scar-san! And don't look at Halibel-sama!
Scar: *grunts** Sayonara...**looks at Halibel-sama**
Vampy: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!! **screaming, yelling, and throwing sharp objects all around.
**6 minutes later** Appears with no marks whatsoever..Scar comes, looking like hell**
Vampy: I forgot to say, the chapter was well written and beautiful, as expected from you Ultrawolfie-dono.
Scar:**grumbles** Whatever Im Leaving.
Vampy: **cries chibi tears** wait for me~!,
Wolfie: Thanks, come to think of it. I forgot to mention. Everybody, I know I make spelling mistakes quite frequently but it's not because I'm a bad speller. I'm one of the best in my school but I type very fast and don't have time to proofread everything because I want the chapter updated as soon as possible.
Halibel: Here's a comment by Nutmeg-not head. That's a very original name.
Yeah! I think your writing will be trendsetter. Because, people enjoys it. also, people begins mocking your work.
Wolfie: I know, thanks for your ideas, I think I've already done the first one but the second one will definitely be used.
Halibel: The last review has me pretty confused. It's Dai-Reth again but this time he has a profile pic and is completely different.
Wolfie: …Do you think the first one was sabotage?
Lilynette: Whatever it is, we'll get to the bottom of this.
Zetsu: I'll be happy to get rid of the culprit's body after you're finished.
Wow...I just hope you had a lot fun on your vacation! I know I did!
Wolfie: …I did, we went to the beach.
Anyways, seeing as its been a long time since your last update, I kinda forgot the plot and reread the story...time well wasted...
Wolfie: Hehe, is there even a plot because I wasn't aware of it.
But that left me kinda questionless and dareless...I created those words...
Stark: Yep, we've noticed that.
So the only question I have is the following.
Zetsu.
Have either of your halves ever tried to eat the other one and gain dominance?
Zetsu: No, because-
Zetsu: I'm the only one who is a cannibal. If you watch the anime you'll notice that whitey here always tells me to dispose of the bodies. Making it abvious that I'm the only one who does that.
Can you substitute as a hallucinogenic ingredient?
Zetsu: A what ingredient?
Tobi: You sure use big words.
Thats all for now...
Wolfie: …Yes, you're definitely different…Care to shed some light on on the subject?
Halibel: We'll do some research later. For now, let's just catch up on the book. Where were we last time?
Lilynette: There was that party last time so we have to do two chapters.
Chapter19-Have Naruto expose Aizen to his "specialty"
Halibel: What's that supposed to mean?
Wolfie: It's a jutsu, strong enough to beat Kage level opponents.
Halibel: I see, so it's very powerful if it can defeat Aizen! Let's try it.
Zetsu: Hey, we did research on him right. Isn't it "that" jutsu?
Zetsu: I think so.
Zetsu: This should be fun.
Magically thanks to author powers, Naruto and Aizen are now in the same room.
Naruto: Who the heck are you gramps?
Aizen: I'd advise you to show more respect. I can kill you without blinking an eye by using your senses.
Naruto: Heh, I also happen to have a jutsu that can make your senses go into overdrive.
Aizen: I'm looking forward to it.
Naruto: Alright, here goes! Sexy no jutsu. Transforms in a very beautiful(and naked)girl.
Aizen: Massive nosebleed. Kukuku, very good but it's not enough to defeat me. That technique will just work on perverts.
Naruto: …Fine take this! Harem no jutsu. Transforms in more than fifty beautiful (and naked) girls.
Aizen: Paler than Ulquiorra but still conscious. Still not good enough.
Naruto: Damn, I'm not done yet! Tercera Omega harem no jutsu. Transforms in more than hundred beautiful (and naked) Halibels.
Aizen: …Passes out due to not having a drop of blood left in his body.
Naruto: Closet pervert!
Halibel: YOU LITTLE BRAT! HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE ME IN SUCH A WAY. I'LL KILL YOU AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR CLONES IN A VERY PAINFUL MANNER THEN I'LL MAKE YOU CREATE ANOTHER 1000 CLONES AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN AND….etc. etc. The rest is censored.
Tobi/Madara: Hehehe, I must write her down as a definite future member of akatsuki. With her we'll be unbeatable.
Zetsu: Hey, don't blow your cover.
Zetsu: Maybe that's not a good idea, she'll even be able to kill Hidan.
Wolfie: …Hell hath no fury like a maiden scorned.
Chapter 20-Lock Aizen in a room with Zetsu and Aaroniero.
(Seriously these two could be family)
Halibel: Good point, they both have two personalities, one with a deep voice, they're both carnivores and they both look weird.
Zetsu: Who the heck is Aaroniero?
Wolfie: You'll see. Uses author magic.
Zetsu, Aaroniero and Aizen are now locked in the same room.
11:30
Zetsu: …Are you Aaroniero?
Aaroniero: Yeah, you Zetsu?
Zetsu: Yes, we do have a lot in common.
Aaroniero: No kidding, you must be…
Zetsu and Aaroniero: My brother from another mother!
Zetsu: We have a lot of catching up to do. You won't believe what I had to eat the other day.
13:45
Aaroniero: You really should try the taste of a menos grande, like a buffer course.
Aizen: Why do I have to listen to this?
16:25
Zetsu: Ugh yeah, Suna jounin taste so gritty that I lost my appetite…
Aizen: Can I go now?
18: 50
Aaroniero: It was so funny when I ate Kaien and used him to fool Rukia…
Aizen: Sometime this week…
21:16
Zetsu: Tobi is such a pain in the neck, sometimes I regret saying that he is a good boy…
Aizen: …Commits sepukku.
Aaroniero: …
Zetsu: …
Aaroniero: …
Zetsu: …Anyone hungry?
Before I forget, Zetsu and Tobi are going home but the guest next chapter will be one of my favourites. None other than Sabaku no Gaara of Naruto!
Aaand cut, I liked that one. Zetsu and Aaroniero are like twins or should I say quadruplets. Whoever sent that insulting review, own up or I won't post anything from you if you insult me again. Go find another story if you hate this one. Sorry my chapters are becoming a bit slower. One grade up means I get more homework. If you're bored and like the omakes then you should read "New chance" It's a long funny story about Namikaze Minato and the omakes are priceless. Recommended for Naruto fans.
Ultrawolfie out.