Chapter 21's up. Thanks for reviewing, I feel so proud about all my loyal reviewers we defended me against that punk of last chapter, if you're reading. Only cowards with chicken's but hairstyles frame other people when they insult someone. Because you tried to slander Dai Reth-san's name, that's what you are. I don't care about the insults, they don't bother me. It's the impersonating that makes me livid.
Chapter21
Wolfie: Well hello bozos, how was your day?
Stark: Can't complain.
Lilynette: We had fun visiting Aoi-Mizu.
Halibel: Didn't she change her name a bit?
Stark: Yeah but the original one is shorter so we'll stick with that.
Gaara: …Why are you calling us bozos?
Wolfie: Why do you care?
Gaara: …
Halibel: Social as always.
Stark: Listen who's talking, you're also very quiet.
Lilynette: The story is loosening you up a bit.
Here we have... Well it is difficult to round up the villains and Kefka is... well Kefka.
For now, I will keep Sephiroth around just for the fun of it for now.
Sephiroth: Why?
Cause I want to... So any opinion on any of the characters?
Sephiroth: ...Most of the new characters were annoying. Madara, puts on an act. Aizen, hmph, I should introduce him to a true god.
Gaara: Uchiha Madara, isn't he supposed to be dead?
Wolfie: Long story.
Halibel: I don't know if I should agree with the fact that Aizen is a fake or disagree with the fact that Sephiroth is a real god.
Kuja: What's going on here? Halibel's Wiki. How imaginative. Oh well, I guess if that is the best YOU can do, that's fine by me.
Wolfie: Tick forms on head. Grimmy, maybe you should discipline your guys on that particular subject since they're starting to get on my nerves.
Oh great... Here is Kuja.
Kuja: What, not going to tell them how great I am?
Sephiroth: You're still too inexperienced.
Kuja: Better watch what you say, otherwise I'll have to clip your wing, Fallen One.
Sephiroth: You can try... Just as Halibel did.
Halibel: Shut up about that already!
Kuja: Well, it was a poor performance on your part.
Hmm, a sandman, how interesting! Perhaps I should relieve you of your demon.
Gaara: You're welcome if you can do it without killing me.
Shukaku: Hey what's the matter kid. Don't you love me.
Gaara: I love you as much as a person loves poison Ivy…Zetsu and Sasori excluded.
Kefka: NO! That kid is mine!...
Kuja: Oh great, the talentless clown has returned. Best watch yourself Gaara of the Desert.
Gaara: Do I look afraid?
Kefka: Hehehehehe, you're going to be my new toy of destruction kiddo! Right after I'm done fox hunting. Heres a gift from me to you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Snaps his fingers and a small sphere of light appears in front of Garra* ENJOY! *Leaves*
Gaara: Takes sphere. What am I supposed to do with this? Throws over shoulder.
BOOM!
Gaara: …My bad.
Kuja: Best duck and cover... Anyways, why is there only white and black in Las Noches? It's so dull. Halibel, you would go great with maybe some greens or blues and yellows. Hmm, maybe a little violet.
Halibel: Not our fault, it's Aizen's. Besides, the shinigami are the same. Why don't you complain to them?
As for the dog, personally I don't care for you or that horrid brat you hang out with. You both pretty much blend in to the scenery. And I'm not an enjoyer to much... Westerns.
Stark: It's not like we're supposed to be part of the story. Wolfie just pities us.
Lilynette: …Easterns.
Garra... well, you are pretty much fine as is.
Gaara: Thank you and my name is Gaara.
Sephiroth: Is that all an Angel of Death focuses on?
Kuja: OH! You speak!... I take pride in appearance, unlike Zidane. Just a petty thief... I'll admit he is a good actor on stage... Oh, how I'll just love playing his requiem for him. Shall I write one for you, Lady Halibel? Gaara? Maybe you, Wolfie.
The piece will be a marvelous performance you'll just DIE for. That I promise
Halibel: A…performance?
Wolfie: Die for…literately or figuratively?
Gaara: …I'll pass.
... No? Oh well, you'll still be performing in the play I'm setting up in Las Noches... Sorry, it's just by popular demand and there is hardly any talent to find here... I'm referring to you Lilynette. I was nauseated by your audition.
Lilynette: Hey, at least give me some credit for trying.
Stark: For once they're right. Performing is not your thing.
Wolfie: Who's performing? The three of us?
Sephiroth: Are you done? You are more long winded than Emperor or Ultimecia.
Kuja: Hmph... They are at least not as annoying as Zidane and that Naruto kid... They are so weak without their precious friends or bonds. Alone, they are nothing. They always have to be supported! Bah! True strength comes from the self alone and nothing else.
Golbez: Is that what you truly believe, Kuja? I believe it is envy you spout.
Kuja: Don't tell me what I think!
Golbez: And it is envy that binds you to your brother.
Kuja: Silence! I've heard enough noise from you...
When the curtain falls... It will be I, basking in the applause. *Vanishes in a flash of light*
Stark: …Break a leg.
Lilynette: Break both.
Gaara: Very well, Sabaku kyuu.
Wolfie: Sweatdrops.
Golbez: I believe we are finished here.
Right, later all!
Wolfie: Alright Dai Reth, (real one) I've read your review. Good luck with that, it didn't bother me that much. I don't want to use that function because most anonymous reviews are normal and friendly. I just won't post anything like that again. I'll be careful.
Halibel: I see, the review after this is truemasterhaseo.
Hello wolfie-sama and guests.
Wolfie:
1.I apologize in stead of that hateful review who had the nerve to insult your wonderful story.
Wolfie: Relax, everyone's entitled to their own opinion. Doesn't mean I have to listen to that opinion.
not worry about the imposter, I have begun a special...project that will have me and my OC's brutally slaughtering him. INSULT MY CHARACTERS WILL HE?! (What, you only thought I had ONE OC? Ha! I have more OC's than many authors and I take the time to prepare backstory for them before I start whatever story they are in.)
Wolfie: I know about your Oc's, I've seen your profile. That's why I don't like oc's, you have to invent new looks, back stories, techniques and all the works. Too much trouble for me.
Gaara: Just call me if you need a slow painful crushing death.
Wolfie: I thought you're not into that anymore.
Gaara: There are exceptions.
3. No it wasn't my birthday but my old computer's power cord broke and my mom had been wanting to get a new computer so, yeah.
Wolfie: That's nice, new computers are always welcome.
4.I'll hold you to Masamune poping in every once in awhile. ;)
Wolfie: Like I said, he's welcome.
Halibel:
't listen to a word that imposter said. in fact I have a letter Masamune wanted me to look at. *opens letter* Let's see...Halibel's beautiful...going to kill the imposter...I'll need...OH GOD IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE! *drops leter* Masa wasn't kidding when he said he taught Ibiki.
Halibel: Perhaps it'll be beneficial for both our sanities if you burnt that letter immediately.
to Naruto's little *stunt* with the sexy jutsu, Naruto is now in the hospital with every bone in his body broken,bruises covering 90% of his body, cuts covering the other ten, no teeth, massive internal damage, and enough psycological damage to make Ibiki turn into a whimpering little girl.
Halibel : I'm pretty sure I only did a quarter of that damage…what happened?
Gaara: Great, did Naruto not learn out of that bad habit of him yet?
Wolfie: Need you even ask?
Gaara: Not really, it was a rhetorical question.
Halibel: On second thoughts, I won't ask either.
Stark:
1. Dang, I knew the answer but I forgot it.
Wolfie: Man, nobody even tried to answer, what a bore.
Stark: I'll jog your memory. Take the chicken across first. Then go back. Take the fox across. Bring the chicken back. Take the corn across. Go back and get the chicken. Simple.
Lilinette:
i meant I couldn't remember who said you and Stark had a father/daughter relationship.
Lilynette: Ah, you need to be more specific when you refer to past chapters.
Gaara:
now! Gaara of the Desert or Gaara of the Funk?
Gaara: Gaara of the desert, why do you even associate me with funk?
And now a word from Masamune,
To whoever decided to leave the hateful review and frame Dai Reth-san, *activate hollow mask as an army of shadowed OC's appear behind him* I believe I speak for all my brother's and my master when we say, "WE SHALL SHOW NO MERCEY!"
Halibel: I believe you.
Sorry for the way long review.
Adios me Amigos!
Wolfie: After this truemasterhaseo reviews again but a short review this time.
Sorry about that last review everybody. I just get so mad when people write reviews like that for absolutely no reason.
Yes, that also means that I apologise to the imposter. He may be hateful but I went too far. I still will finish the special project I mentioned. I just won't mention HIM.
Wolfie: Wow it takes guts to apologize. Congratulations, you're a brave guy.
Halibel: Alright, Master Bleach is next with many words to say about those insults.
Gaara: …He even analyzed them.
I'm back.
Before I ask my questions and give my dares...
Out of of all the intereview storys I read (Grimmjow's, Ulquiorra's,Gin's, Telasa and shirosaki's)...this story is the best. Everyone seems to be in character..unlike other interview storys.
Wolfie: I've also seen some of them, and the dares don't get done properly there so I vowed to always focus on my characters and work on the questions and dares instead of just skipping it.
Also to that Dai Reth reviewer...*evilsmile* I noticed quite a few flaws in their logic.
If you all really sucked...nobody would be reading this.
Compared to other storys on this site...this is nowhere near the most pathetic piece of writing.
Halibel: Hear hear!
Wolfie: Wow, he's on a roll.
"Your using the most pathetic characters of all time in your silly writings."
...Halibel and pathedic don't belong in the same sentence.
Halibel: Unless it's –Halibel kicked the pathetic guy's pathetic ass- or something like that.
"Halibel is as ugly as they get, "
Enyous little...Shes one of the most beautiful characters...besides the fact that jsut a headshot of her is more attractive then alot of cahracters fullbody...plus shes the most mentally sane of the Espada.
Halibel: Standing between Ulquiorra, Barragan and Nnoitra, I can definitely see why.
"Stark is a worthless piece of shyt"
...missed spelled the insult. -_- If hes worthless...than it shouldn't have taken to Vizards and Shunsui to defeat him.
Stark: Yes, and Shunsui is the strongest of the Gotei13 besides Yamamoto himself.
"Lilinette is an annoying little beatch!"
bitter opinion.
"You yourself are a talentless writer wannabe with no skill whatsoever!"
..why would she have reviews with people prasing her!?
Wolfie: Yes, like…practically every single review.
'The only ones who comment on this story are pathetic losers who dont have a life of their own!'
Speak for yourself...I too busy making Good stories instaed of being a troll.
...Sorry but I just had to say it.
Wolfie: Yes, get it out of your system.
Halibel: …You didn't mention the Oc's.
Question:
Halibel how does it feel to be one of the few Sane Espada?
Halibel: Unique, and NOT in a fuzzy brows kind of way!
Starrk same question.
Stark: …?
Lilynette: Does it qualify as sane to sleep 24 hours a day because in my book it doesn't.
Stark: As much as I hate to admit it, Lilynette's got a point.
Dares:
To eat these muffins...everythime someone says Aizen. *Hands Starrk the muffins*
Later!
Gaara: …Who's Aizen?
Everyone eats a muffin.
Wolfie: Aizen chewing is like the evil mastermind of the storyline, like the akatsuki leader and I'm not talking about Pain. I don't really see Pain as that bad of a guy, he just had a bad past like Gaara here.
Gaara: Was it necessary to point to me?
Halibel: When you're done…Right Surfing Aoi-Mizu's next. Why did you make your name longer?
^_^ I'm BACK! Happy New Year!! Yes!! Gaara's here! Woo! *_* Wow, I'm really hyper! New year, and a new way to review! maybe...
Anyways, the last two chapter made me laugh so hard. My brother walked in, and was like "Why is your face so red?"...
Wolfie: This makes me think, what do you readers like the most about my chapters. I just want to know what are the most important parts.
My favorite Naruto characters are... So many!
Deidara We both have a love for ART!
Temari
Anko
Tsunade
Anko, Tsunade, and Temari kick major but! I'm all for strong females!
Shikamaru
Asuma
Tobi
Gaara
Kakashi and all the other guys, but these are my main...
Wolfie: I like Gaara, Zetsu, Konan, Pain, Tobi, Hidan, Temari, and a couple others.
Ok, yeah... I'll get onto the questions, dares whatever!
Wolfie, and Halibel, what do you think would happen if Unohana-taicho(She caught me calling her Unohana.. and...yeah. Let's just say I was in the 4th Squad for a week from shock...) taught Yachiru the 'smile'?
Halibel: The end of Hueco-Mundo!
Wolfie: And soul society. Some people just aren't meant to smile.
Unohana walks in-
Unohana: Hello Mizu. I heard you talking to Wolfie. This is becoming a great pastime of mine, stopping in to visit.
Mizu:: Hehe... Hello Captain Unohana!
Unohana: Hello everyone. -smiles-
Mizu:Um...well let me continue... I dare Gaara, to see if Unohana-taicho's smile affects you! Have fun! -runs off-
Unohana: -smiles at Gaara-
Gaara: …….smiles back.
Some mirrors crack due to the atmosphere in the room. Ulquiorra felt like leaving the emo corner, Naruto became sick of ramen, Sakura dyed her hair black. Temari became gentle, Tsunade fell in love with Orochimaru…
Back to reality.
-comes back-
Mizu: Sorry bout that guys.
Unohana: Oh, it's quite alright, just don't run off again. -smiles-
Gaara: Smiles
Sasuke decided to go back to Ino and Sakura, Anko went on a diet of strictly no dumplings, Kakashi burnt all his make out series and arrived early to the meeting, Jiraya decided to peek at the women in the baths…some things never change.
Wolfie: That's just creepy. Finally someone who can face Unohana's smile and match her.
Mizu: I won't! -nervous-
Unohana:Well Mizu, it was nice speaking with you.
Mizu: No, the pleasure was all mine!
Well.. yeah. Ok, movin on. Mahalo for puttin up with my pupule reviews! Aloha!
Wolfie: See ya, Northern Shinigami is next.
*stares at the piece of paper with Sun's number*...You have cellphones im hueco mundo?..
Halibel: Are you kidding? Who do you think invented cellphones? None other than our Szayel-Aporro as for facebook…
.. ... ... Ok, my heads is oddly ompty right now. I can't think of anything to write...ho, except that the Idiot reviewer needs to get a life (or death) and that Garra is cool...and in a battle, who would win?..i mean water against sand?...speaking of which, Hueco MUndo is full of sand!
Halibel: I should really emigrate to the hidden mist village and become Mizukage.
Gaara: Is that so, then I won't mind visiting this place you call Hueco-Mundo. Sounds like a good place to hone my skills.
Lilly: You're mind really is empty right now...
...I should get going. I'm aiming to be a Psy' and I have a meetng with Tosen. The loss of his Menos completely broke him And i have a date to plan later...how about a carnaval?
Lilly:...you'r 'assistent' is Gin. There's no way Tosen could get better like that.
Ho, yeah: does..does it odd that I find the second Most sane person in bleach is Ichimaru gin (The first is Hallibel)?
Wolfie: Facevaults.
Halibel: Crazy person says what?????
Garra, I dare you to play Chess with Ulquiorra!
Gaara: Sure, leaves to find Ulquiorra and sets up a board.
Gaara: emotionless, moves a piece.
Ulquiorra: emotionless, moves a piece.
Gaara: emotionless, moves a piece.
Ulquiorra: emotionless, moves a piece.
Gaara: emotionless, moves a piece.
Ulquiorra: emotionless, moves a piece…
Wolfie: They might take a while so let's just go on.
Hallibel-sa', I dare you to..to..to dare!
Halibel: I dare you not to dare unless you have a dare.
Stark: That's a lot of dares.
Lilly: Nothing to write..right.
...Btyh,you're right. Sasuke's hair does looks like that. And I cracked at his suit in Shippuden. No muscles at ALL...
Wolfie: No kidding, I wonder if Kishimoto even noticed the hair. As for the suit…Did you see that weird intro video about Sasuke being crucified by snakes and all that. Weird. I don't know about you but I think Itachi is much cooler than Sasuke.
: welcome back :D
Wolfie: Aww thanks, it feels great to be home.
Halibel: Before the last review, let's take another look at the chess game.
Gaara: emotionless, moves a piece.
Ulquiorra: emotionless, moves a piece.
Gaara: emotionless, moves a piece.
Ulquiorra: emotionless, moves a piece.
Gaara: emotionless, moves a piece.
Ulquiorra: emotionless, moves a piece…
Stark: …Nope, no change.
Wolfie: Last reviewer is RLE95
Awesome! Kassandra's off rehearsing for the next update, so I'm alone today. To the Dai-Reth imposter: HOW DARE YOU INSULT WOLFIE-SAN IN SUCH A WAY! I DON'T SEE YOU BUSTING YOUR ** TO WRITE ANYTHING THIS GOOD! STAY AWAY FROM THIS STORY OR I WILL PERSONALLY HAVE EVERY ONE OF WOLFIE-SAN'S READERS REMOVE ONE OF YOUR LIMBS!
Wolfie: Is it possible to have that many limbs?
Anyway, are you aware that you posted chapter 20 on January 20th? I thought it was funny.
Wolfie: Really? I didn't notice, I'll try to do the same with this chapter.
Gaara: I'm done.
Halibel: Oh, what happened?
Gaara: …I won, he started missing his emo-corner so he gave up.
Anyway, as a dare to Gaara-sama, I dare you to jump out of a random fangirl's closet and flirt with them! The same for everyone else!(well, for Hallibel-san and Lillinette-chan it would be fanboys,
Wolfie: That's just weird.
Gaara: Pointless. Goes for Sakura's closet…(Is it hair or candyfloss) She almost got me with her monster strength.
Stark: Goes for Ino's closet. (Pretty flowers…How did you grow them?)
…She stuffed poisonous flowers in my mouth. I'm feeling sick so I'm gonna lie down.
Lilynette: You did that on purpose. Goes for Naruto's closet. (For a moron you're not that bad)
…He thought I liked him and treated me to ramen.
Wolfie: Sweatdrops. If he notices you then why doesn't he notice Hinata?
Halibel: Can't really think of more fanboys so…Goes for Shikamaru's close(Nice ponyt-What are you doing here Bitch!)Temari came very close to hitting me with her fan.
Gaara: What exactly is my sister doing at Nara's house? Evil voice with shukaku in the background.
Halibel: Don't look at me like I know, seemed pretty innocent to me.
Oh, and Ulquiorra says hi from his emo corner in my closet!^w^
Sayonara!
Gaara: So that's what he was talking about.
Wolfie :Well this chapter is now at an end so…takes out book.
Chapter21-Tell Gaara that Aizen is flirting with Temari.
Wolfie: Munches on muffin. Uh-oh.
Gaara: I will be taking my leave now if you don't mind. Disappears in whirl of sand.
With Aizen.
Aizen: Well gentlemen of the espada-
Gaara: Are you the one who flirted with my sister.
Aizen: Do I look like I flirt with stupid little girls?
Gaara: How dare you call my sister stupid! Sabaku kyuu-
Aizen: Just get out, you're in my way inferior species.
Gaara: Was that a reference to my height? Sabaku Sousou-
Aizen: Didn't you hear me, take yourself and whatever slut is your sister and leave.
Gaara: Now you went too far, insulting Temari's pride. Saikyou Zettai Hougeki, Shukaku no houko (Ultimate absolute attack, shukaku's spear.) Impales Aizen on spear and prepares to leave.
Nnoitra: Hey brat, is your sister sexy?
Gaara: …Ryuusa bakuryuu! (Sand tsunami)
Being in a desert, the whole of Las noches is now flooded by sand with Gaara standing on top of it.
Gaara: Sabaku Taiso! (Desert imperial funeral)
Wolfie: Whoa, Gaara really cares about Temari. I want you readers to decide something. I think Stark and Lilynette are starting to get boring since there's not much more to do with them so I want to send them on a holiday, probably permanent. I want to know who to replace them with to make to story fresher! Here are the options
The sand siblings: Temari, Kankuro and Gaara.
The sannin: Jiraya, Tsunade and Orochimaru
Team 8: Kiba, Shino and Hinata.
Any members of akatsuki or espada
Any other members, name them
I keep Stark and Lilynette, not really favoured but it's your opinion.
Please send your votes in a review. I will keep the poll open for two more chapters.
The guest next chapter will be…I dunno…hehehe. The Hachibi! Not the jinchuuriki because I don't have time to rhyme everything. The bijuu, 8-tailed demon ox, he's one of my favourite bijuu. Don't worry, he'll be more or less contained and isn't really evil.
Guest is the Hachibi, remember to vote please, if you don't vote, I won't accept your review. Gaara leaves us for now. Stark and Lilynette won't be her next chapter. I'm probably going to be slower from now on because we're starting to work at school soon when the athletics finish. And I'm playing a chess tournament this weekend so I'll be busy.
Ultrawolfie out.