Sorry for the wait. I had chess and schoolwork and when I had time, I just didn't feel like writing for some reason. Well I convinced myself now so sit back and enjoy.
Chapter 22
Wolfie: Phew, this took a while.
Hachibi: Why am I even chained down like this?
Wolfie: Sorry, I really like you but this is a precaution. You are a bijuu after all so I can't have you becoming mad.
Hachibi: Where's Killerbee? I thought he would be here as well being part of me.
Wolfie: I don't have time for all his rhyming so I temporarily split you two up.
Hachibi: Good thinking, I'll forgive the chains because of that.
Halibel: Will someone please inform me why there is a giant eight tailed ox chained in this room?
Wolfie: This is the Hachibi, the guest that I called in from the previous chapter because he was in the most recent anime.
Halibel: You're …bigger than I thought.
Hachibi: Thanks…I think.
Wolfie: First reviewer is…NorthernShinigami!
..YES, I think that Ichimaru Gin IS. SANE! I won't explain that. To complicated.
Wolfie: It's probably better if you don't explain because I probably won't believe you anyway. That guy's a loon.
...Who's Hachibi? it can't bee the demon with one tail 'cause I'm presure that was Garra
Wolfie: Alright, time for demon encyclopedia.
Halibel: Here we go again.
Ichibi: One tailed tanuki by name of Shukaku, jinchuuriki is Gaara.
Nibi: Two tailed spirit cat, jinchuuriki is Nii Yugito.
Sanbi: Three tailed…turtle? Jinchuuriki is long dead but Yukimaru has a spiritual connection with the Sanbi.
Yonbi: Four tailed magma monkey, Jinchuuriki's name is unknown but he was taken by Kisame.
Gobi: Five tails, Jinchuuriki some big guy with a helmet similar to Komamura.
Rokubi: Six tails, Jinchuuriki some dweepy looking guy.
Shichibi/Nanabi: Seven tails, Jinchuuriki some girl from the waterfall village.
Hachibi: -
Hachibi: That's me! I'm the eight tailed demon ox with octopus tentacles for tails. (Look him up on internet.)
Kyuubi: Nine tailed fox, jinchuuriki is Uzumaki Naruto. (But I'm sure you know that.)
Halibel: Are you finished yet?
Wolfie: Well there's still the zero tails from the movie…
Halibel: Enough! Or do you want to list every hollow in Hueco Mundo as well?
Wolfie: Alright! Primera espada is-
Halibel: And please note my sarcasm when I speak!
...Actually, I also think that Itachi is MUCH cooler. Sasuke is not my favorite character anymore. And yes, I've seen this..intro *cough*...
Wolfie: He looks..coughgaycough!
Lilly: She nearly fainted.
Let' just say that I won't be surprised if Naruto and Sasuke would end up a couple...Ok, i'll shut up about that.
Wolfie: Ewww! I'll rather have Naruto with Hinata.
So..no one won the chess game?
Halibel: If a player gives up, it counts as a win for the other one…I think.
Wolfie: Yep, otherwise losers will just go to the bathroom and not come back.
Hachibi: Does Bi stands for BEE? you know what? never mind ^_^ I dare you to play chase with Suzumebachi. The only rule is that she must sti- I mean, catch you twise...
Hachibi: I think I'm a bit big for that, I'm bigger than Shukaku you know? And what do you mean sti-?
Wolfie: Float like a butterfly, sting like a killerbee.
Hachibi: Shut up, Bee invented that saying and I've heard enough of it.
The two plays chase…well as much as they could. Suzumebachi tries to sting the Hachibi but evaporates on first contact.
Hachibi: Where did she go? This is a pretty easy game.
...Dai-chan? the Evil-** was an Imposter of dai-chan?! *Picks a phone* Hey, Sunsun? I'm sorry, our date have to wait. I have a mission to do...what mission?..ahm...extermination...of what?...well, let's just say I have a spot ready in mosquito's cemetry...Why?...WELL...We both in Halibel's Wiki fan-clab^_^~, so we should ready stick to eachother...HO, you want to came too?! great! then it's a deat! *shut's phone*
Wolfie: LOL! You misspelled date, but add a 'h' to the end.
Halibel: This story has a fan club?
Wolfie: Really? Hey, I feel so honoured.
But before I'll go..can someone explain to me, why I always miss the story's update? 'cause I chack the site nearly everyday but I ALWAYS miss it!
Wolfie: Heh, just read slower. It goes to the top when it updates after all, or go to my profile. It's difficult to miss my story there since it's about the only one. By the way, I'm sure you have a profile so why is this review anonymous? I know it's the real you don't worry but I'm being cautious now.
almost forgot...
I vte for Hinata^O^ HINATA~!! GO HINATA~!
Wolfie: Heh, I do the votes in groups so that counts as a vote for team 8. Will more of you readers please vote. The future of this story depends on it.
Hachibi: You can really sound dramatic when you want to don't you?
Halibel: You have no idea. Next is Winged-Panther1
The story has been updated and if I must say so myself the best thing I've written so far also can I have a pug in sonce not alot of people are reading it.
Wolfie: I know how you feel. Very few reads my other story so I've lost my inspiration for that but on the upside. I've gained inspiration for a new story that will be great. I've already planned out an awesome fight scene.
Drake:*waves to Halibel*
Halibel: …
Wolfie: …Halibel?
Halibel: Yeah, yeah. I get it already. Waves back.
Maria:Hi momma *gives her a picture of her standing ontop of a dead Aizen with a crown on her head that says Queen Shark at the top that she drew*
Halibel: Nice! Wolfie, I'm going to borrow your facebook network for a while if you don't mind.
Wolfie: Go nuts.
Hey get back in your crib. Anyway Halibel you embaressed by some of the things I had happen in the chapter.
Halibel: Maybe a little. Some of the things is a little out of character for me.
Oh Halibel if Onidoton eats metal she can act as a living blade trump cad incase you are in a tough fight she can do a sneak attack giving you enough time to recover
Halibel: …Onidoton, I've heard of a very tasty blade named Kyokasuigetsu…
Onidoton: …Licks lips and leaves.
Dare time
Wolfie I dare you to go in a room full of the best pizzas every made and watch yammy eat them whatever is left in five minutes you keep you can have no outside help what so ever no ifs ands or buts
Wolfie: WTF! Why are these dares always so evil towards me. …Huh, my loophole detector's going off…ah.
Wolfie sits in a room of Scooter's pizza, extra hot flavoured and almost drowns in her drool. Yammy comes in and starts eating a pizza but afters one pizza Wolfie transforms into a werewolf and shreds Yammy and eats the rest of the pizzas.
Wolfie: That was delicious. You didn't forbid me from touching Yammy myself.
Halibel I dare you to go up to steal alot from Yachiru's candy stash and video tape her reaction if she notices her candy is missing.
Halibel: Your wish is my command. Leaves to find Yachiru's candy stash and discovers it in Kenpachi's office next to the paperwork, unseen and untouched. Halibel quickly gathers a large stash and hides them all over Seireitei just before Yachiru's candy sixth sense goes of and she returns to find her candy missing. Halibel starts the video camera. What follows are scenes of extreme violence and Seireitei in chaos with everybody fighting each other for being on commander Yachiru's side in the civil war. Itkeeps getting worse so Halibel stops the camera and returns.
Wolfie: Maybe we should avoid getting involved with Yachiru.
Hachibi: No kidding, some girl Surfing Aoi-Mizu's next.
Oh crap! taht last part with Gaara... was pure genius! I think you should have the sand siblings or team 8. Or Deidara, Sasori and Tobi. We can torture Tobi! Muahahaha!
Hachibi: Just call me. I'd love to join you.
Wolfie: Oh no, not Tobi! He's such a good boy.
Hachibi, what is it like wroking wiht Killer Bee? I mean, the guy 'raps' all the time. taht must get annoying.
Hachibi: Annyoing is…the understatement of the millennium. During battle it's bearable because I'm distracted from the rapping but when that guy goes on in full force…horrible.
Halibel, do you think you could win in a fight against any of the Jinchuuriki?
Halibel: I think that I can beat the Ichibi because I can just soak up the sand but I'll probably sorely lose against the others.
Dare Time! I dare you guys to put Konohamaru and Yachiru in the same room. Just see hwat happens.
Halibel: I think approaching Yachiru in her current state is too dangerous.
Weerwolfie: Transforms. I agree, I shall use my tribal powers to turn back the time.
Let's turn back the pendulum.
Scenario1
Konohamaru and Yachiru are put in the same room. He gets a crush on Yachiru and tries to show off by showing her the rasengan. The results were an unconscious Konohamaru and a Yachiru with a super powered pink rasengan.
Halibel: This will not turn out well.
Weerwolfie: I agree, let's try again.
Scenario2
Konohamaru decided to try and impress Yachiru with his sexy jutsu and she …didn't like the image very well and beat him up. But she liked the idea of distracting the enemy with that so she developed a sexy Kenny jutsu. She turns into a naked seductive Kenpachi with mists around him. Since then Kenpachi couldn't understand why his opponents got brain damage just from looking at him.
Halibel: NO! That's even worse!
Weerwolfie: You're right, let's not do this. The risks are too great. I'm sure you'll understand Reno?
Let's stop the pendulum.
Wolfie: Right my mate truemasterhaseo's next, oh before I forget. Transforms into tough looking white wolf with tribal markings. I mastered the transformation in case you didn't notice earlier. I'll put a picture of me on my profile avatar for this.
Hello Wolfie-sama and guests.
Wolfie:
1. What is it with people and destroying Hueco Mundo? *sigh* never mind. *pulls out over sized toolbox* Be done in a second.
Wolfie: Don't look at me, look at Nnoitra.
2.I know most people complain about OC's but I see them as quite ingenious when they are done right instead of leave huge plot holes with no intention of fixing them.
Wolfie: I agree, when they're done properly with a back story then they're equal to the real characters like Masamune.
Halibel:
1.*tries burning letter with a match* that's wierd *throw paper in a fire. It jumps out* what the... *throws paper in volcano. jumps out again* Oh come on! *throws paper in to the sun* Finally!
Halibel: Seems like Masa-kun knows some tricky jinxes.
...after Masa read chapter 20 and gave me the letter, he apparently went to visit Naruto and caused the other three-fourths of the damage
Halibel: That explains it. I knew I didn't go that far.
Stark:
1.I knew the answer was really simple! I feel stupid now.
Wolfie: Hehe, since he went to the trouble of explaining it, and that's surprising for Stark, you owe us a riddle. Go find one!
Lilinette:
1.I'll try and be more specific from now on!
Hachibi:
1.I dare you to use your full power on Aizen *eats a muffin*
Hachibi: Who's Aizen. Eats a muffin. Why did I eat that? It just felt like I had to.
Wolfie: Accomplice of akatsuki.
Hachibi: Consider him dead. Eight tails shot! Sends a huge blast in the direction of Las Noches. The earth trembles slightly. There you go.
Wolfie: …Sorry haseo…looks like you'll need your toolbox again.
2.I made you some special earplugs that only block out bad music, you know full well why.
Hachibi: You bet I do! Finally no more weak rapping that doesn't even rhyme.
For those who don't know:
Gaara of the Funk is a internet gag. Look it up!
Wolfie: Weird, I'm going to avoid mentioning that to Gaara.
Halibel: RLE95 is next.
Awesomeness! About Hase-kun's OC's(even if he did apologize and call off the attack) one of them is Bruce Lee, so I don't think imposter wants to deal with that. Anyway...luvs the chappie!
Rukia: Chappy?! Where?!
Wolfie: Whoa, please correct her before she comes here.
Not that Chappy.
Rukia: *returns to Ichigo's house.*
So anyway...I just wanted to congratulate you all on another chapter and give you all...$400! Wow! See ya
Wolfie: Thanks but where do you get all that money from? Acoording to my calculations that's 4800 rand in my currency. Enough to buy a Nintendo wii!
Halibel: Up next are Captain Unohana and Ulquiorra, weird pairing.
Unohana: *eyebrow twitches erratically*...shunsui...strongest...*opens eyes into evil glare with a crazy smile*.
Halibel: Come to think of it, Stark doesn't know Unohana's strength.
Wolfie: Swallows. I hate that smile. But Shunsui eradicated Stark with just his SHIKAI!
Ulquiorra: *sighs* I guess I will have to talk, Unohana was previously offended by a certain espada's statement about shunsui being the... I dare not say it. Needless to say, she eradicated all of Soul Society, Las Noches, and MY EMO CORNER by simply releasing her bankai, and yes it is that powerful. Now we have agreed to join forces and accomplish our two goals! To fire nukes on the world for making me emo and to kill Stark! Together we will be uns-Oh, it seems my companion has composed herself.
Wolfie: Oh great, the last thing we needed was for those two to join forces.
Hachibi: Shudders under Unohana's glare. Somewhere in Thailand the natives felt a queer shake. ("The earthquakes" switch the letters around and you get "that queer shake")
Unohana: *smiles gently* I will have my compensation for your insult Stark, even it means crushing everyone in my path. Let us go Ulquiorra-san.
Halibel: I pity Stark to the depths of whatever remains I have of a heart.
Hachibi: Remind me to point that demon lady to the direction of the akatsuki.
Ulquiorra: *bows* Yes Unohana-sama, Oh and Halibel you, Masamune, Wolfie, and Lilynette can still join us it's not too late. * Then ceros the wall, and both walk through it*
Halibel: Rather with you than against you
Wolfie: Consider me a neutral party.
Hachibi: Calculations in head. Akatsuki vs Unohana = Peace for the bijuu.
Halibel: Last review is Grimdivide.
Kuja: Why hello again. Grimdivide is having to help that kid in the orange track suit get away from Kefka. It's not working well for them, you might need to send help if you care for the loud boy.
Halibel: I don't!
Wolf, Halibel... person whose name I don't know nor care for... I've come to tell you I've decided on the play you auditioned for. I feel like seeing a tragedy, how does the classic Romeo and Juliet sound? Pfft, as if I care for your opinions.
Wolfie: Like we care for your show.
Hachibi: As if I'm a person, it's Hachimata.
Jecht: Will you just shut up already! I'm pretty sure they don't have the time to hear you yapping. And they don't have to do that play of yours. It's just a waste of time anyway.
Kuja: Hmph, a brute like you could never respect theater. Honestly, I don't think there's an ounce of grace in you or that Zaraki guy. Your answer to everything is your fist.
Jecht: Ha! You got that right!
Wow, I have yet to put my word in... Whose turn was it?
Sephiroth: ...
You are no help at all.
Sephiroth: Golbez.
Well he's not here! He's with Cecil at the moment!
Sephiroth: Weren't you helping Naruto?
Yeah, the moment he uttered 'Believe it!' I left him alone with the clown... I wonder how he's faring...
Wolfie: I hope that'll remove the phrase from Naruto's vocabulary.
Halibel: I wouldn't hold my breath.
Hachibi: Almost as annoying as float like a butterfly and sting like a Killerebee.
Jecht: Now, now, kid. I might lose an argument, but I would win a fight between us hands down.
What are you talking about?
Kuja: What? You think you're the only one having a conversation while you type?
Kefka: Here foxy, foxy, foxy! *Whistles* Come out, come out, wherever you are...
Meh.
Kuja: The brat is not here you bafoon!
Kefka: Aw! I wanted to play with him!... Halibel? *Big smile* Would you like to play a game? Heheheh... I call the game Bait.
Halibel: Due to the name, I'll pass. Try Hachibi's tail instead.
Oh, come on! If you help, I know I could catch that kid... or maybe that one-eyed guy, Kakenny I think was his name...
Halibel: Kenpachi?
Wolfie: Kakashi I think.
Yeah, I don't think she'll help... Next up, I'll bring in the Judge, Gabranth.
Wolfie: Well that's it for today.
Chapter 22- Tell Ichigo and Isshin that Aizen is hurting Karin and Yuzu
Hachibi: How frightening. (Note the sarcasm)
Halibel: …Picks up a phone. …
Isshin: Kurosaki residence and clinic.
Halibel: Isshin-san, I wish to inform you and your son that your daughters are suffering right now by the hand of Aizen Sousuke.
Isshin: …They're right here with me.
Halibel: Yep, they're suffering. These are just clones and Aizen has the real ones.
Isshin: What! Prepares to attack Karin but gets kicked in the face by her. Hehe, Karin. Job well done. If my reliablesource hadn't informed me otherwise, I definitely would have mistaken you for the real one.
Ichigo: Reliable source…It's a voice on the phone. Kicks Isshin in the stomach.
Isshin: I have taught you well my son. The voice is sincere, and my father's instinct tells me this is true.
Halibel: What an idiot.
Ichigo: Is there even such a thing? Don't fool around.
Isshin: You have shamed the Kurosaki name by not assisting your little sisters in need.
Yuzu: Uhm, dad? We're right here.
Isshin: Do not address me impostor, I shall deal with you later. Leaves to "save" his daughters from Aizen.
Karin: Just ignore him Yuzu. Goat beard is in one of his inappropriate moods today like always.
Ichigo: … What an idiot. …This feels like dejavu.
The votes so far…
Team eight-2
Tobi, Deidara and Sasori-1
The sand siblings-1
Please vote people. This is very important. If you don't vote, I'll ignore your review and won't update. The next guest is Pain, leader of the Akatsuki, if you don't review I'll tell him you don't understand Pain. In future, when I am Weerwolfie it means that I'm in my werewolf state and my abilities are much stronger then like the pendulum. Weerwolfie is Afrikaans (my language) for "little werewolf" in case you wondered.
Ultrawolfie out.