Sorry for the wait but in my defence, the only reason I took a while to update was because I was waiting for you to review. I have enough reviews to do a chapter now so here you are. …If you're reading Dai Reth (Real one) Please come back, I miss you and don't really care about the impostor being exposed. Now onwards with the story.
Chapter 23
Wolfie: Everyone here?
Halibel: Present, pretty and punctual. Just kidding, I'm here.
Pain: Is it really necessary for me to be here?
Wolfie: I'll take that as a yes, you're Deva path right? Yahiko's former body.
Pain: Yes, I prefer to keep my real body out of any kind of trouble.
Halibel: Whoa, wait. What real one?
Wolfie: Pain's doujutsu Rinnegan allows him a lot of special techniques including the ability to control dead bodies.
Halibel: That's just weird, better hope you never run into Aaroniero, Pain.
Pain: There is no reason to rely on something like hope, it doesn't work.
Wolfie: Uh, before we get into all the god stuff let's just listen to VampireEspada's review.
OMG~! Im so sorry for not reviewing for the past...god knows how long,
Wolfie: True, some of you reviewers have the habit of vanishing for a couple of chapters then popping up again.
but I hope you are doing well, Halibel-sama, Ultrwolfie-dono. The last chapters are very well written,as usual. And I just recently got a..err...very graphic email from someone who thinks im this...VampireAddiction person (someone who abandoned and erased all their stories)
Wolfie: So this person think you just changed your name and all that. Ouch, must be weird. Have you corrected him? Maybe he still won't believe you and think VA's trying to avoid him…This could get ugly.
...Anyway, my main reason for not reviewing, is one-Exams. they are the doom of all living teenagers.
Wolfie: This time of the year? I thought they were only in June and November? Well mine are.
And my laptop almost lit on fire..soo yeahh
Halibel: …How on Hueco Mundo did you manage that?
Anyway, I have a dare for you, Ultrawolfie-dono. I dare you to trap yourself in a room filled wiht the teletubbies and force yourself to watch Barney for 2 hours, and you have to do it ALONE, and you have to do this NOW, and you cannot 'magically disappear' from there, and you cannot communicate with Halibel-sama, Stark-san, Lilynette-san, or anyone else. basically...you are isolated with Lovely(**pukes**) barney, and the teletubbies. Im evil.
Halibel: Damn, only loophole I can spot is that you don't have to listen to them, get your earplugs.
Wolfie: Don't need them, I'm deaf remember so I'll just take out my hearing aids.
Pain: Is there any kind of point to this kids show.
Halibel: Only the fact that KIDS are supposed to enjoy them.
Wolfie traps herself in a room and turns on the tv which is a magic teleporter. Tinky-Winky, Dipsy, Lala and Po jumps out of the screen and starts dancing. Wolfie turns of her hearing aids just in time before Barney skips in with a bunch of children and starts singing cute (Yucky) songs. After a hair-raising hour of agony Barney and the Tellytubbies jumps back into the tv again. Wolfie kicks a hole in the tv to prevent it happening again and runs out of the room in joy.
Pain and Halibel was playing poker but Halibel kept losing because even though Pain can't read her emotions (thanks to the collar and hollow mask) he still can read her cards. (Animal path was standing behind Halibel and using their joint vision. Preta path, Naraka path, Asura path and human path were sitting in the side of the room.
Pain: Had fun Wolfie?
Wolfie: I hate you,with that face I can't even see if you're being sarcastic or serious.
Halibel: You're handling this better than I thought?
Wolfie: Experience, I used to own a couple of Barney and Tellytubby videos when I was little but I already gave them to some other people with babies.
Halibel: Let me get this straight. You, tomboy Wolfie, are admitting in front of eyewitnesses that you used to watch those bane of babies's existence videos yourself?
Wolfie: …Yeah,but I'm over it now.
Halibel: This I gotta see for myself.
Sincerely,Vampy. *.*
Wolfie: Next is…truemasterhaseo. Still a faithful reviewer as always and still a destroyer of Las Noches as always.
Hello Wolfie-sama and guests.
Wolfie:
1.*sigh* I always sem to indirectly cause Los Noches to exsplode. *pulls out toolbox.
Wolfie: Winks, something tells me this won't be the last time.
you for the praise Wolfie-sama. *bows*
Wolfie: No problem, OC's with as much background as yours are few.
Halibel:
Wolfie: Hey wait, you didn't even congratulate me on perfecting the anthropomorphism transformation. What did I do wrong! Goes to cry in the corner.
Pain: …Her mood swings are really fast?
can be quite creative when he wants to be.
Halibel: Something tells me that letter isn't finished yet. I don't think the sun will be enough.
(somewhere else, a burning letter falls to the ground)
Halibel: Yep, I'm definitely getting that naggy kind of feeling.
Pein:
1.I dare you to stay in a room with Aizen for one hour.
Pain: Who?
Wolfie: Forget it, I'm sorry but remember those pendulum situations yesterday. I'm afraid that I can't risk anything like that again so this dare can't be allowed.
Halibel: Having two evil masterminds in the same room will be too catastrophic.
Pain: Since when am I the evil mastermind?
Halibel: Since you started beating me at poker. Looks at her pitifully small stack of chips.
many piercings do you have?
Pain: Well there's three in my nose, seven in each of my ears, five in each of my arms, two in my chin, two on my shoulders, nine in my stomach…wait, I think I know where this is leading? The rest are none of your business
Halibel: You almost fell for that.
And now a word from Masamune:
Unohana-taicho, Ulquiorra, my answer to you is no. I will not join you...however, I will join Hali-hime! *glomps Halibel then leaves*
Halibel: That was…weird, the glomping I mean. I'm not used to that.
Wolfie: Will one of you readers please help me out here. What exactly is glomping? I've read it lots of times but I'm not sure. I just know that it's some kind of show of affection.
Halibel: Well, NorthernShinigami's next.
Why Anonymus? simply:
I bet you already noticed I have a tendency for typing\spelling errors, and usualy I type very fast so...letters are missing and two word become one. like "presure" , that shouldv'e been "pretty sure".why I send review like that? 'cause my net connection SUKCS! I'm clicking "Sumbit review" And suddenly my net is down, so I have to write everything again.
Wolfie: Trust me, I know that feeling, mine sucks too and if that happens I just don't feel like writing the review anymore because I've already forgotten what I wrote.
As for annonymus...you know that the pasword is in dots, right?so...typing errors, stupid net...and my password is long. Like REALLY long and VERY annoying. *sigh*
Wolfie: Mine too, so Ialways types slowly when I write my password. Mine's 14 characters long.
No, I'm not gona change it.
Wolfie: Fine by me.
Lilly:...it's the only GOOD password sha actualyy remembers..once she did a backup account in Skype, but she forget the password (and ussername for that matter), and the only way to find it was by email.
Kori: but this skype account was connected to another email adress...
Lilly: and she forgot the password for that email(different password).
Kori: ...AND username.
Wolfie: That's why I always use the same password. I once won R500, (trust me, that's a lot) at a digital expo but before I could transfer it to my account…I forgot my password. When I finally got it sent to me, it was too late. I lost the money.
so..that's why it's annonymus. 'cause I'm to lazy to enter my profile. This comment is already long enough so I'll be off now.
P/s:Hope you had a good laugh. believe me, I KNOW how ridiculously Idiotic it sounds.
Wolfie: Actually no, it makes perfect sense since I went through it myself.
p.s2: "Review: 8684 chatacters left. Stories ara shorter than that!
Wolfie: Really? The authors must be really lazy.
p.s3: StillHinata. Eight team RULES!...and Akatsuki. BUT * RULES!
Halibel: Next is Winged Panther1
Fine my vote is for Team 8. And if it counts my two alter egos both vote sand sibs.
Wolfie: The numbers don't matter too much now, I've already made my decision.
Pein-sama it's an honor to meet you the legendary leader of the Akatsuki. I have a question you have alot of bodies so does that make you your own personal army.
Pain: Thank you, I guess you could say so since this was all I needed to destroy Konoha and win the war in Amegakure, just like an army.
Halibel: Nobody said an army had to be a certain number so it is possible.
Halibel-sama sorry if it id out of character for ya I just find it hard to figure out what kind of mother you'd be like, question is do you see yourself as a good mother?
Halibel: Well if kids suddenly popped up like Drake and Maria I would probably be reluctant at first but when I get to know how much they adore me then I would probably grow closer to them and love them, then I would be a good mother.
Wolfie, Doing great as always
Dares
Pein I dare you to fight Aizen over who the true god of Anime is.
Pain: Aizen again! Who is this person if you all hate him so much?
Halibel: Someone who knows nothing about pain but enjoys causing it to other people.
Pain: Is that so? Then I shall-
Wolfie: No Pain, sit! I told everyone that I can't allow that!
Wolfie, I dare you to take on Kaiser my Wolf/GermanShepard(dream dog) if you win you get this *holding a deed to a pizza place*if he wins then Yammy gets the deed
Wolfie: What! Must! Get! Deed! Attack! Transforms into …Weerwolfie the werewolf! Battles Kaiser for almost an hour and finally wins. Grabs deed and heals Kaiser again and pets him. (I love all animals, I'm going to be a vet one day. Believe it!...Somewhere Naruto sneezes.) Goes to go and eat the pizza.
Halibel: I don't know when she'll be back. I'll just continue. Next is …Aoi-Mizu!
Pain is here? Sweetness! I dare you Pain, to go to Hueco Mundo and meet Sosuke Aizen.
Halibel: …Looks left, right above, below and behind her. What Wolfie doesn't know won't hurt her.
Wolfie: I heard that!
Halibel: Where did you come from?
Wolfie: I was standing right in front of you but you were too busy looking in the other directions to notice me.
Pain: Another one about Aizen? Is that the only dare they can think up for me?
Halibel: Unfortunately yes, I hoped this would be more interesting.
Pain: Alright, since there isn't much that involves me I'll just get something to eat from the kitchen.
-After Pain Leaves-
Please don't hurt. It was a pretty stupid idea, but I wanna see what happens! I can only imagine what would happen if all of the 'bad guys' from these stories met up. The Akatsuki, Arrancar, the Homunculus, oh and we could add in Sephiroth. This would be asking for the universe to end... *_*
Wolfie: Then you'll understand why I can't allow Pain to meet Aizen.
Halibel: Homunculus? Sounds like some kind of Amoeba.
Wolfie and Halibel, I dare you guys to kidnap Kakashi and Urahara, and stick them in a room together, and see what happens.
Wolfie: Oh great, I can already see the outcome.
Urahara Kisuke were suddenly transported into the same room. After a couple of hours Hatake Kakashi finally popped up.
Kakashi: Sorry I'm late, I tripped and fell flat on my face and couldn't get up because of the fan.
Urahara: Opens fan and grins. That must have been a painful experience, I went through that myself but my cute little student didn't believe me.
Kakashi: "He believed that…?" Is that so? I also have cute students, one's the number one hyperactive ninja, one's a psychopath with a duck's but for hair and one has weirdly coloured hair.
Urahara: I can relate to the hair, Kurosaki-san has odd hair as well. What is that you're reading?
Kakashi: Well you see it's …
Soon both were reading in a corner with perverted smile. Later when Urahara finally arrived for his training session with Ichigo,
Ichigo: You're damn late, I've been waiting for hours.
Urahara: Sorry you see, I was kidnapped by someone who stuck me in a room with a scarecrow that showed me a very interesting book-
Ichigo: Right! That's a lie! Somewhere Naruto and Sakura sneezes.
Halibel: Great, another pervert is born.
I dare you guys to watch this... and tell me hwat you think of everyone's theme songs!
/watch?v=qHghk9eP9wg&feature=fvw
Halibel: Watches video…That was odd, why do people even get team songs, it's not like we need some cheesy eighty's music playing when we appear.
Pain returns from the kitchen.
Pain: That pizza was tasty…
Wolfie: What the- You ate my-
Pain, what did you think?!
Pain: Of the pizza? Well I can respect Wolfie as a fellow comrade who's also suffered pain because of all the spices but it's still addictive.
Tis question time:
Halibel, do you like snow?
Halibel: Sure, if I melt it I can make lot's of water.
Wolfie: I'm jealous, I want it to snow here.
What would you all do if someone told you that Aizen had won?
Pain: I wouldn't care. I don't even know who he is.
Halibel: I would believe it because he's knocking everyone over like dominoes and I'll hide in this fanfic till I've plotted my revenge.
Wolfie: I would laugh in that person's face and tell him that the good guys always win at the end.
Rikki: -whining-
It's ok Rikki, it was theoretical.
Halibel: eerie tone. But it could become reality…
Wolfie: Stop scaring the dog.
Oh one more! Halibel, how annoying is Lilynette? No offense Lilynette!
Wolfie: She's not here.
Halibel: Well she would be a lot more annoying if I was Stark but I'm not so…she kinda grows onto you for a while but still, that little sibling kind of annoying, you know?
I vote for the Sand Siblings to come on, and Team 8. I wanna see Gaara again, but Team 8 would be cool too. Mizu out! Peace!
Wolfie: Don't worry, you'll see them both eventually.
Halibel: Next is a short review from someone named anon.
I heard you and aizen was like bonnie and clyde wha happened? you still sweatin him?
Halibel: I thought I cleared that up a long time ago, I hate his guts and cells and molecules and even the atoms in his body. I want to dip him in boiling cheese and make him suffer. I'll-
Pain: Shudders.
Wolfie: Whoa relax, your killing intent is even making Pain sweat and that takes some doing, since he saw eight tailed Naruto without breaking a sweat.
Halibel: Takes a deep breath. Whoever told you that was lying. I only respected him a lot but that's ancient history.
Pain: Last review is Grimdivide.
I have to vote? I don't want to... meh, I'll go with team 8... Here is Judge Gabranth.
Gabranth: Why am I here? I have nothing to say to more stray dogs.
Somewhere Renji sneezes.
Kuja: Oh, get over it!... or at least wag your own tail, boy.
Gabranth: Don't push me mage. Or shall I give you a taste of my blade?
Kuja: Now now, boy, you have a job to do here.
He's right... Where's Sephiroth?
Kuja: I think he went to drop off that antler from Halibel's fraccion. Hmph, I would have kept it as a trophy.
Halibel: Wait! What? If you've hurt Apache…
Can we focus here?
Gabranth: Fine... Pain, you believe there is any hope for peace in the world?
Pain: Yes, I don't think I can do it myself anymore but I will believe in Jiraya-sensei and Naruto.
Sephiroth *now entering*: True peace is unobtainable.
Pain: Only if the chain of hatred continues through people like you.
Gabranth: The question was not for you.
Sephiroth: Hmph... The disease called hope will eat everyone alive. This world of hatred was built off such half-baked ideals. Do you think that true Pain?
Pain: Perhaps but If everyone felt the same kind of pain or just kept their hatred to themselves instead of inflicting it one someone else to breed more there might still be hope.
Gabranth: Hatred breeds more hatred. No one can ever truly come to accept one another. Hatred is what drives us... I wonder Sephiroth, how far does your hatred for the world go?
Sephiroth: Heh, Halibel should know the answer.
Halibel: Piss off, for once I'm gonna side with Pain on this one, he actually makes sense.
Well now, someone's pessimistic.
Kuja: And your not?
I think of myself as the in between. Best of both worlds.
Wolfie: That sounds a bit cheesy, do you know that's the name of a Hannah Montana movie?
Kuja: And the worst.
You have to be more optimistic about things... You could learn something from Zidane.
Kuja: Just end the review!
Wolfie: Wait, by the way. I noticed the dvd of final fantasy at the store. I think it's the one about cloud Strife because I recognize the picture of him. Is it a good one?
See ya Wolf.
Wolfie: Alright, now for the book. Takes book out and opens it.
Chapter23-Send Pain to Aizen's meeting.
Wolfie: Oh for the love of- After all the trouble I went through to prevent that.
Halibel: Hah, now you can't do anything about it anymore.
Pain: Why do I have to go to his meeting.
Halibel: Trust me, he causes a lot of pain to everyone but refuses to experience it for himself.
Pain: I see, I shall see him for myself.
Halibel: Opens garganta.
At the espada meeting, minus Halibel Pain suddenly appears in time to hear Aizen tell about his plans for the destruction of soul society.
Pain: How convenient, so you're going to kill hundreds of people just for your evil gains (note the irony)
Aizen: Yes, I am. Do you think you can get in my way. Shatter Kyokasuigetsu!
Pain: Pointless, genjutsu won't work against the Rinnegan.
Aizen: Genjutsu? Never mind, I still have more skill in my cell than you have in your entire body.
Pain: Who said anything about A body? I will show you true pain right now.
Aizen: You and what army? (He really shouldn't have said that)
Suddenly all six paths of Pain were looming over Aizen with their faces in the shadows.
Human path: Grabs Aizen to pull his soul out.
Naraka path: Uses his god of hell jutsu striking fear into Aizen when it got a hold of him.
Preta path: Stops any attacks that Aizen and the espada tries.
Asura path: Shoots Aizen with a couple of giant machine guns.
Animal path: Kuchiose no jutsu, Summons a giant 100 headed dog that rips Aizen apart.
Deva path: Shinra tensei! Obliterates the whole of Las noches …again.
A giant heap of rubble in the desert with a single figure standing on top of it is no visible. Nagato shows a victory sign with each of his six paths of pain.
In case you're not familiar with Nagato's paths:
Nagato is the real Pain and the criplled guy with the long hair.
Deva path is the body of Nagato's best friend Yahiko and the path Nagato usually uses. It can control gravity by pushing things away or pulling it towards him. Shinra tensei was a very powerful pushing away trick.
Preta path is the one with the short smooth hair and can only absorb attacks.
Naraka path is the one with the long spiky hair and mean eyes. He can heal any of the other paths.
Asura path is the big hairless one who's insides are like a droid's full of weapons. Almost like a battle puppet.
Human path is the one with the long straight hair. He can read people's minds and pull their souls out.
Animal path is the woman with the funky hairstyle and can only use summoning jutsu.
The results of the poll.
I'm not going to show the numbers now because I've forgotten it but the winner is team 8: Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino from shippuden will be the new permanent characters along with Halibel in the place of Stark and Lilynette. They will probably be around for more than ten chapters then the next permanent characters will be the sand siblings.
Team 8 will be here starting next chapter.
Sorry about the slow updates but I have to wait for enough reviews and I'm pretty busy now at school.
Ultrawolfie out.