I'm trying to break my bad habit of leaving the story for a week before updating so here is the next chapter already. I hope you're satisfied. We welcome team 8 with Kiba, Shino and Hinata to the Fanfiction.
Chapter24
Wolfie: Let's start by welcoming our new companions to the Fanfiction.
Halibel: Give it up for Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba and Aburame Shino.
Hinata: …Thanks you Wolfie-chan and Halibel-san. I-it's very nice to be invited to a story.
Kiba: Now you have some new characters to spice this thing up a bit, right Akamaru?
Akamaru: Woof!
Wolfie: Come to think of it, Kiba. You really should teach your dog how to talk so everyone can understand him. I mean Pakkun can talk right?
Kiba: Of course Akamaru can talk. You're just too dumb to understand him.
Akamaru: Woof, woof.
Wolfie: I rest my case. Let's just begin.
Halibel: Wait, wasn't there supposed to be one more of you?
Shino: About time someone noticed me. You should take note of all your guests. Why? Because you will hurt their feelings if you don't.
Hinata: Nobody forgot about you Shino-kun. You're just very quiet so s-sometimes people can miss you.
Kiba: You blend in with the environment.
Akamaru: Wooarf.
Halibel: You really should get some kind of translator for Akamaru otherwise he'll just be boring.
Akamaru: Grrr!
Kiba: Heh, I don't think you want to hear Akamaru's opinion of you?
Akamaru: Woof, woof.
Halibel: What's he saying now?
Kiba: Here fishy, fishy, fishy.
Halibel: That's it. I'm going to neuter that dog!
Wolfie: Holds Halibel back.
Hinata: I'm s-sure Akamaru-kun didn't mean it like that.
Shino: You should learn to get on. Why? Because we are going to be together for a couple of chapters.
Wolfie: Let's just start before any incidents occur.
Halibel: Fine! First reviewer! Grimdivide!
Hello Wolfie, Halibel, other people... I didn't bring anyone new-
Zack: Hiya!
Never mind, I guess Zack Fair-
Zack: SOLDIER 1st Class.
Stop that.
Genesis: So puppy is joining us today?
Akamaru: Woof?
Kiba: Are you referring to Akamaru? He's already a grown dog!
Shino: Maybe he's referring to you Kiba, why? Because you have a tendency to act immature.
Kiba: Shino, you-
Hinata: Kiba-kun, Shino-kun, Akamaru-kun. M-maybe we should let h-him finish first.
Zack: Puppy?
Sephiroth: Ours and Angeal's nickname for you.
Zack: ... Puppy?
Genesis: You follow Angeal around like a puppy.
Zack: Oh.
Kiba: Oh.
Akamaru: Arf.
Cloud: Do I really have to be here?
Zack: Lighten up Cloud! Why don't you ask those kids some questions?
Squall: Then why-
Because I wanted to drag you in this too... Believ-
Wolfie, Kiba and Halibel: SHUT UP!
Akamaru: WOOF!
Hinata: Did you meet Naruto-kun?
Squall: DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT!
Cloud: That kid was annoying as is.
Genesis: Agreed.
Hehehe.
Oh, Wolfie about that movie you asked about: Yes, it's good in terms of epic fights. You'd have to know the story of Final Fantasy VII to get the plot.
Wolfie: Maybe I'll buy it sometime if a have money to waste. I'll just beg you to explain everything when I get around to buy the dvd.
Squall: Can we just skip to the questions?
Yeah, yeah.
Squall: *Takes a look at Team 8* Hmm... The girl looks too timid. Kid with the dog, I wonder if your bite is as good as your bark. The other one... no opinion.
Hinata: I-I'm not timid…
Kiba: My bite is definitely worse.
Akamaru: Woof!
Shino: …
Zack: Not very fond of bugs. I like dogs though, can he fetch?
Akamaru: Woof! Wags tail.
Roll over, good boy! *Tosses a treat*
Akamaru: Munches.
Kiba: Why are you listening to him Akamaru?
Akamaru: Woof! Drools.
Kiba: Just because he has very tasty dog treats doesn't mean- Can I have one?
Akamaru: Woof.
Kiba: Thanks. Never mind what I said, these are good.
Genesis: You are entertained so easily.
Cloud: Hinata... I agree with Squall, you seem timid. Your eyes like Cecil's, too kind for a warrior. Where does your strength lie?
Hinata: Well I'm p-pretty smart and good a-at the jyuuken.
Well, is that it?
Zack: I wanna play with the dog some more!
Akamaru: Woof, wags tail.
Yeah, that's it. See ya.
Wolfie: Next reviewer is truemasterhaseo, or on second thought, Masamune.
*Masamune walks in*
Sorry everyone, Haseo-sama is running a few erands at the moment so I'll be talking this time.
Wolfie:
One of Haseo-sama's erands was fixing Los Noches...again. I didn't quite here the rest but I think he's working on a present that will make up for his lack of congratulating you.
Wolfie: About what?
Halibel: Whispers to Wolfie.
Wolfie: Oh that. Turns into werewolf.
Kiba: Awesome! How do you do that? The closest I get to that is when I merge with Akamaru.
Weerwolfie: I'll lend you the book.
Halibel:
*grin's evily* I wrote that letter on normal paper but pumped enough of Muramasa-teme and my spiritual power into the letter that it would take something MUCH more powerful than the sun to destroy it.
Halibel :Like what?
In response to the Pain incident:
Another of Haseo-sama's erands. Because Pain was...specific in his answer and didn't just give a number, Haseo-sama decided to pull a Kefka and sent another of his OC's to the Akatsuki base. I belive it was the container for the Juubi.
Halibel: What does Pain's piercings have to do with that?
Hinata:
Oh this is going to be rich. Ryuu's gonna have a field day when he hears you arrived. He'll probably beg on his hands and knees to take care of some reviews for Haseo-sama.
Hinata: R-ryuu?
Wolfie: Probably another one of his Oc's.
Hinata: Oh, I-it would be nice to meet him.
Shino:
...Hi. Um I can't think of anything else to say so I'm just gonna move on to Kiba. No offense.
Shino: …None taken.
Kiba:
...You're annoying. And a word of warning. Tread lightly around Hinata if Ryuu ever gets a chance to take care of one of the reviews.
Kiba: What do you mean? I don't treat Hinata badly.
What is a glomp:
I'm not certain, but to my understanding it's a hug and a tackle at the same time. It's not always as violent as it sounds though. fangirls glomp the most violently though. *shuddrs*
Wolfie: That would explain why it's usually fanboys or girls who does most of the glomping. Shudders.
Akamaru: Whines.
Akamaru:
Sorry, I almost forgot about you. As repayment, I have sent you 100 lamb chops.
Akamaru: Woof! Chews.
Kiba: Let me in.
Akamaru: Grr…Woof.
Kiba: Thanks.
Halibel: Alright, next reviewer. It's Northern Shinigami!
...I got so carried away when writing a review i forgot about Pain... I was about to ask a...how do you say that..a "punch line" or whatever..something like:
"So pain is in the next chhapter? really? which one?"
...Lame, I know.
Halibel: You mean, which one of his six paths?
Anyway...I have a dare for Shino ^_^: my apartment is loaded with Mosquitos. *tone changes grim and holds a bat* If you want any of them alive you better get them the HELL away from my room!
Shino: Kuchiose no jutsu, northern shinigami's mosquitos.
A hundred thousand mosquitos appear in the room.
Wolfie: …Slap, smash, wave, clap, scratches. Oh Great job Shino… NOW THEY'RE BITING US!
Shino: It's just mosquitos. Look, Halibel isn't bothered by them.
Halibel: That's because they can't bite through my hierro.
Akamaru: Grrrr! Snaps, stomps, scratches.
Kiba: Dammit Shino, scratches. Don't bring your work home with you.
Hinata: Shino-kun, Scratches. P-please send them somewhere else.
Shino: Fine. Gives mosquitos an order.
Suddenly a hundred thousand mosquitos flies through masamune's window.
Shino:That's for not paying any attention to me.
Halibel: That's evil.
Kiba:...I know I stopped reading the manga so the question might be...well...I'll just ask. *gives him a paper that says: "So, do you have a crush on Hinata or what?"
Kiba: What? No! I see her like a sister and she's my teammate.
Hinata: Why are you talking about me Kiba-kun?
...Chapter 392 (i think)*...you know, I REALlY shouldn't be surprised. I was surprised with Tousen's..ahm...THAT form -that killed be on the spot *starts snickering*- since we should have seen this coming...and that trick Aizen pulled on them with Hinamori is just the kind of thing you'll expect to see HERE in FunFiction but stil...my mouth dropped to the floor. literely. (Of course I thought that it'll be delicacy for us the writers...was I right?)
Wolfie: I think Shino should have an ultimate attack like Tousen's release. I knew Aizen was dead but I didn't understand the stunt with Hinamori at first. I had to read the chapter twice.
Halibel: Your mouth on the floor? That must have hurt.
See ya~
Wolfie: Alright, next is Master Bleach.
Hello.
Sorry baout not reviewing...I've just been really busy...*Shifty eyes*
Wolfie: …Are you being honest?
*Two Zanpaktou spirits (Mine) appaer*
Amatsu: Trying to kill Aizen!
Ryruu:...
So much for keeping that secert...did you know that-before I rammble on about Aizen and his brokeness...Wofie asked what glomping is?
Ryruu: Its a combonation of a running tackle and a hug.
Amatsu: *Glomps Hinata* see?
Wolfie: Thanks, it was already explained to me.
Hinata: You didn't n-need t-to demonstrate.
aizen apparently has a barrier around him to protect him assaination and sniper attacks...it also functions as a guard against Kido and melee attacks...but at least I could use My Black Flames against him!
Wolfie: sounds suspiciously like Amaterasu.
Amatsu: ...Thanks to me...
Ryruu: ...but he used the Esapda as sheilds and used Halibel to kill us!
Halibel: Just like that coward. Are you three alright?
Amatsu: Different Dimention! Besides ...That flaming votex in space killed him...
Ryruu: ...No...it just his hair frizzy...
Halibel: I'd like to see him fix his hair this time.
...Muti-Dimentional time travel was the easy part...killing Captain broken is the hard part. well here are my questions and my zanpaktou's have dares for you all.
[Questions-by me]
Hinata
What is like being so awesome?
Hinata: I'm a-awesome?
Kiba
The same.
Kiba: It's really awesome. See Shino, I have fans.
Shino: I wouldn't have guessed.
Shino
...are you scared of spiders?
Shino: No, why? Because I am from a bug using clan so being afraid of any bugs would make it a bit pointless to be part of the Aburame clan.
Halibel
Okay...one of my plans envolved exposing Aizen for just using everyone...I ended up having to use my "Special Move" to disable you all to live! So if someone from a different dimention , who knows about the fates of you all, how would they be able to convince you all without being killed. [Note: Showing the horrible deaths Aizen's crappy leadership caused backfired horribly on me.]
Halibel: Perhaps if you started by telling us things only a time traveler would know then recorded Aizen saying he's just using us.
Wolfie: Seeing their own death will not go well with anybody.
Halibel: On second thoughts, maybe I should go with you.
{Dares-By Amatsu and Ryruu}
Tell us who do you think is cooler? Ryruu (Fire Dragon) or Amatsu (Phoenix)?
Wolfie: Ryruu.
Halibel: Amatsu.
Shino: Ryruu.
Hinata: Amatsu.
Kiba: Amatsu.
Akamaru: Wofoo!
Kiba: Akamaru says Ryruu.
Halibel: Vampire espada is next.
Damn I didnt know you were deaf Ultrawolfie-dono.
Wolfie: Actually I mentioned it more than once in the early chapters. You probably didn't notice.
And hello Halibel-sama. I deeply apoogize for not reviewing every chapter-my lack of respect for you taking your time to write more chapters for us is now gone
Wolfie: Sighs, sits down. That just makes me feel worse, knowing that you even had that feeling in the first place I'm sorry.
So! lets get the show on the road, ne? So Kiba-san question; Did you ever consider Akamaru as a mate-I read a fanfiction somewhere on FF about you&akamaru a few years ago. It was so disturbing that I avoided FF for an entire week. Okay, now thats over with!
Kiba: WTF! We're both male so NO! That's just weird. Akamaru is my family. Just tell me who wrote that, c'mon Akamaru. Gatsuuga, let's use Gatsuuga!
**ignores Kiba's threats* Hinata-san-okay, I have to admit...I LOVE YOU!! Youre so cute~!! **Glomps**
Hinata: What? You s-scared me for a moment there. Please don't use s-something so sudden. But thanks, it's n-nice to know I'm l-liked.
** OKay, okay...Im alright...So, why do you love Naruto? I mean, seriously he wears to much orange, is a complete idiot, and the only reason he is strong is because of the nine tailed fox, and *3 hours later**...he is a complete man-**!
Hinata: Naruto-kun never gives up so he inspires me to always stand up after being defeated and keep fighting for a victory. Or would you prefer if I was a Sasuke fangirl as well.
Sorry, and before I leave, Shino-san,if you were to go up against someone and they had bugspray would they win? Sincerely Vampy.
Shino: Yes, why? Because my bugs are already long trained against that stone aged method of defeating bugs. I learned a hard lesson in my first match against Kiba.
Wolfie: Ouch how could you do that Kiba?
Kiba: It was to point out his weakness and that made him stronger.
Halibel: RLE95 is up now.
I luved it! I was banned from the computer for a while, but I'm back now.
Wolfie: Ouch, what did you do?
The chapter was pretty funny. But you know Wolfie-san, Pain isn't really the mastermind/leader behind the Akatsuki. I won't tell you who is but anyway,
Wolfie: Actually, I know it's Uchiha Madara. I'm well up to date with the manga so…But that's how everyone knows Pain so that's why I called him the leader.
I dare you all to come to my house and play in the snow! *Hands Wolfie-san, Hallibel-san, Hinata-chan, Kiba-kun, and Shino-kun plane tickets to Atlanta* I'll be waiting!
Wolfie: Awesome, Packs bag.
Everyone flies to Atlanta to play in the snow for a while. 4 hours later they return drenched to the bone with a healthy bout of frostbite but happy.
Halibel: Last reviewer of the day is Winged Panther1
Cool the sibs and team 8 also story is updated.
Drake:*has a zanpakto*
...is that Aizen's
Drake:*nods*
Feds it to Onidoton
Onidoton: Have hearts for eyes.
Halibel: I think he really liked the taste of Kyokasuigetsu.
Drake:Momma gonna be able to kick Aizen **?
Halibel: Language Drake, I think you're around Nnoitra and Grimmjow too much.
Gaara, Hey I always wondered sense you never bled before are you afraid of your own blood?
Temari, So you can control the wind awesome I'd love to race with ya in the sky some time
Kankuro, since you have defense issues here *hands over a puppet walker*Mobile puppets length to what their master wants them to do bye thinking
Wolfie: I think you misunderstood. The sand siblings aren't here yet. I can't have so many extra characters. Team 8 are the permanent characters for probably more than 10 chapters, then the sand siblings will be the new permanent characters.
Shino, *gives you a rare form of Egyptian beetle*
Shino: …Thanks. Beetle crawls through a hole in Shino's face.
Kiba: You know. I hate it when you do that.
Shino: …That's why I do it.
Kiba, So what's it like talking to dogs?
Kiba: Better than talking to some humans…Glares at Shino.
Hinata, I hope you win Naruto
Hinata: …T-thank you.
Dares
Kiba I dare you and akamaru to go against Halibel and her sharks she can't use her release unless you use your twin wolf attack and only one shark until the other is tagged out
Kiba: Alright. Come to me Akamaru! Jyuujin Bunshin. Two Kibas stand ready to battle.
Halibel: Sic him Onidoton. The shark charges.
Kiba and Akamaru: Gatsuuga! Knocks Onidoton out.
Halibel: Damn, come to me Tiburon. Let's get him. Second shark swims over. Attack Tiburon. Halibel's sword starts glowing, No damn. I meant the shark. Halibel goes in released mode.
Kiba: Hehe, so it means we can use that! Akmaru, Dynamic air marking.
Akamaru: Turns back into a dog and jumps into the sky and starts spinning while…you know what.
Halibel: That's disgusting, Tries to wash of pee with water.
Wolfie: Showers. You should work on your aim.
Kiba: Alright, lets go. Inuzuka ryuu Jinnjuu henge. Turns into a giant double headed white wolf. Soutorou!
Halibel: Oh great. Tiburon get out of here.
Kiba and Akamaru: Garouga! Spins into Halibel who is smashed into the ground but not badly hurt because of her hierro and the water shield she used.
Halibel: I guess you win.
Kiba: Turns back. We rock Akamaru!
Akamaru: Woof!
Wolfie: Alright, we're finished for today. Takes out book.
Chapter 24- Have Shino send the hundred thousand mosquitos to Aizen.
Halibel: Damn, it's too late. You already sent them to Masamune.
Shino: Actaually I only sent 50 000 to him. Why? I noticed that everyone dislikes this Aizen person and sent the rest to him.
Wolfie: Won't he be unaffected like Halibel?
Halibel: Nope, the reiatsu in hueco mundo will make the mosquitos much stronger, even Aizne can be bitten now.
Somewhere in Las Noches newly repaired. The espada are having a meeting.
Aizen: Gentlemen of the espada, we gather…again. To discuss the destruction of soul society. Now-
Nnoitra: Ouch, did you pinch me Grimmjow you bastard.
Grimmjow: How could I? I'm on the other side of the table you wuss.
Barragan: Stop messing around you kids, shooting slingstones isnt't funny.
Yammy: Like who did it stupid?
Tousen: Settle down for we have to discuss justice.
Grimmjow: Why don't you take your justice and stick it up your- ouch. Something bit me.
Zommari: I confess to having felt that too.
Stark: Snores, scratches.
Aaroniero: My faces feel Itchy all of a sudden.
Nnoitra: And you can't even scratch it you pansy.
Szayel-Aporro: We must discuss this strange phenomenon.
Yammy: That's your language for sticking us in one of your tubes.
Stark: Wakes up. I can't even sleep with this damn itch…is that a mosquito?
Barragan: It's too big to be one. It's the size of Yammy's dog.
Yammy: I have a dog?
Ulquiorra: You probably ate that trash.
Nnoitra: Dammit, one of them just bit me.
Grimmjow: These are definitely large mosquitos. Scratches.
Szayel-Aporro: Perhaps they carry the infection of malaria.
Yammy: What is it?
Aizen: Settle down espada, you call yourself the mighty yet you let yourself be bothered by insignificiant bugs. Ouch. What the hell was that?
Tousen: Scratches. We must do justice to these mosquitos.
Aizen: Destroy them. Scratches.
The espada pulls out their zanpakutos but then suddenly 50 000 of the large mosquitos appears.
Aizen: What are you waiting for? Attack them. He notices that the espada are already out of the door running for their lives.
Tousen: Unrecognizable lump of mosquito bites.
Aizen: It seems that I will have to take care of this myself. Reaches for Kyokasuigetsu only to find it missing.
Somewhere else Onidoton burps.
Aizen: …Hightails it after the espada with 49 999 mosquitos after him.
The remaining mosquito flies to Gin who strangely remained unbitten.
Gin: I wonder what all the fuss was about? These mosquitos are pretty cute. Perhaps I shall keep this one as a pet. I'll call you…
Any suggestions for naming Gin's pet mosquito? If you don't give me an idea I'll ignore your review. No guests next chapter but team 8 remains with us. I'll be a little slower with updates since it's not the weekend anymore obviously but I'll try to speed up.