Sorry for the wait but this time I was busy, not just putting it off. Anyway, I wanted to ask the reviewers something, if you want to be in the story, write a review of more than one line. In future, if you don't do this and only write one line then I'll just assume that you're directly commenting to me and not trying to be in the story. Comprendo? Thanks, let's start.
Chapter 25
Wolfie: Yo, everyone! Is anybody missing?
Halibel: Reading a book.
Kiba: Eating steak with Akamaru.
Akamaru: Woof?
Shino: …Stares out of the window.
Hinata: …N-no?
Wolfie: I'm glad to see you're all just hanging on to my lips.
Halibel: …Did you say something? Somewhere else Kakashi sneezes.
Wolfie: Why are you reading Twilight now? You can do it later.
Halibel: grumble. Puts it away.
Wolfie: Alright, let's get started. First we'll kick off with two comments. The first one is from don't front.
you know you love aizen's big ego
Halibel: The bigger the ego, the more it hurts when it's crushed.
Wolfie: That ego will be the end of him sometime, you mark my words.
Halibel: Second comment is from Dark DanteJ
Awesome Story/Wiki...Halibel rocks as usual and I think a good name for Gin's new pet would be...BiTeSaLoT-san
Wolfie: Thanks, that's an idea. Writes it down in a notebook.
Hinata: Next r-reviewer is S-sloganLogan-san.
Wolfie: This is a new person?
alright never reviewed this before but here i go
questions
hallibel how mad were you when hitsugaya practically killed you if it wasnt for that other retarded looking... thing
Halibel: I wasn't really angry, if you let anger control you. You'll get killed. I didn't need his help, his howl was just the signal for us to get serious and go full power because Aizen was tired of waiting.
and what are your thoughts on that... thing
i think the things name is Wonderweiss but im not sure.
Halibel: The retarded looking…thing is an arrancar by name of Wonderweiss Margera. I don't really know what to think of him. Either he's someone hiding his true abilities and loves Tousen…or he's completely loopy.
Kiba: Right, next is NorthernShinigami.
Ho, I'm glad these mosquitos were put in good use...if you want more theres other ..lets see...well,lets just say it's double amount around the building. Any way...Moswuitos ARE kinda cute when you look closly..Ly: Yreah, just like these REALY huge spiders that always appeare in you're room.
Shino: …-
Kiba: Don't even THINK about it.
Hinata: …………..c-cute?
Halibel: They only look cute if you're one of the Aburames.
Wolfie: Spiders, I know what you mean. My aunt's house is filled with rain spiders, they're as big as your hand. That's why I'm not afraid of spiders, I'm used to them.
...My room is an insect magnet. THere EVERYTHING! even though my room is the cleanest!! ..But I like animals. Bugs too. I don't kill even the spiders, just catch and release...
Shino: You have earned my respect. You're welcome to the Aburame clan anytime.
Wolfie: That's great. I'm the same, though I don't get bugs in my room. Just lizards and geckos and gulp mosquitos. I just leave spiders alone.
..I only kill the mosquitos, 'causeI hate when they bite and they won't let me sleep peacefuly so I smash them-.-
Wolfie: I use poison, they hate that and let me sleep peacefully.
Really...and ants. YOU try not stepping onn them -hey, it's a dare!
Wolfie: They always get in your food, sooo annoying.
Shino: I don't like the direction of this conversation.
Mosquito..mosqu...mosqo..MOSCOW!
Wolfie: What does a mosquito have to do with Russia?
Kori: Muscaw. Ichimaru, call it muscow!
Lilly:..it's not THAT big ...hey...isn't a mosquito is like VApmire?
Wolfie: Moscow? Writes it down in notebook.
...WHY?! You have just ruined my Fantasy on Vampires!-Ho, wait! Halibel-hime~ can I borrow you'r mask?~
Halibel: Uhh…It's kinda stuck to my face.
Shino: Grimdivide.
Bartz: I have a name for the mosquito. Name him Boco!
Zidane: You want him to name a bug after your Chocobo?
Bartz: Yeah that's right.
Zidane: I second the name!
Wolfie: Boco huh? Writes it down in notebook. Who's Chocobo?
Uh... right.
So, who all is here?
Bartz: Me, Zidane and Squall.
Zidane: The awesome team is back together again!
Squall: Meh...
Inner thoughts: At least they are not Naruto.
Bartz: Is that a dog? Whoa, he's a big boy!
Akamaru: Woof!
Zidane: What tricks can he do?
Squall: It's a ninja dog, what do you think?
Zidane: They're ninjas? The bug guy I agree with, Kiba is a maybe, and the girl just doesn't seem like a ninja in any way to me. *Tosses a kunai pouch up and down* They look kinda weird too. Hinata has no pupils... I think.
Hinata: I d-do have p-pupils. They're j-just the same c-color as my eyes. I-it's an eye technique.
Kiba: Who's kunai pouch is that?
Bartz: 'They look weird.' Says the guy with a monkey tail.
Kiba: Hahaha… In your face!
Squall: Whose pouch did you steal?
Zidane: *Looks at the name stitched on the back* Who is Rock Lee? Why is there a picture of some old guy in here?... Oh well. *Tosses the pouch to Kiba* All yours.
Kiba: What the- Falls down. Why are there fifty ton weights in here?
Hinata: He said it b-belongs to Lee-kun.
Kiba: Figures. Looks inside pouch. Like I though, weights. …Ewww, a picture of Gai-sensei in a spandex speedo. I think I'm going to be scarred for life. This has to disappear. Takes picture was tweezer. Akamaru, dig deep.
Akamaru: Woof! Tsuuga! Digs a very deep hole and Kiba drops the picture inside the hole.
Somewhere in Japan an odd photos flutters through the ground. The first guy to see it committed sepukku. The second guy entered himself into a lunatics asylum. The third guy was someone who cosplayed as Rock Lee. He picked up the picture with stars in his eyes and framed it as a centerpiece in his Gai-sensei shrine.
Kiba: Shudders, Why do I feel like I just did something horrible?
Bartz: Hey Hinata, you know any techniques that I could learn? I am a mimic you know... Let me show you. *Spins chakra in his hand* Rasengan!
Hinata: That's N-naruto-kun's…
Zidane: Wait did you watch Naruto do that?
Bartz: Belie- *Squall points his gunblade at Bartz.*
Squall: Nobody says that... EVER... again. Understood?
Bartz: Ye-Yes sir.
Squall: Good.
Shino: That was rather close.
I believe that's all the time we have.
Squall: Finally.
Zidane & Bartz: See ya!
Halibel: Ok, VampireEspada is next.
NO~! PLease dont think I disrespect you, ultrawolfie-dono!! **bawls eyes out* please! **uses chibi eyes* I-Im sorry! **sobs even louder** I-I didnt mean to make you so upset!!...
Wolfie: Whoa! Relax, before we all drown. You had a good reason to do that.
Halibel: Practices backstroke in the water.
Akamaru: Doggy paddles.
Kiba, Shino and Hinata: Scoops out water for all they're worth.
Im okay now..**few tears escape eyes**
Kiba: O crap. Grabs bucket.
OKay..im fine
Shino: …
Kiba: …You sure?
...stop looking at me like that Kiba, I said im fine. OKay, Shino-san..I admit your abaility with your insects is really creepy but also really~ cool. ^w^. Also, Shino-san, do you think any female in the room is remotely atractive-note;
Shino: …
Everyone sharpens their hearing.
Shino: Female kikai bug lands on his finger. I believe this particular female is quite attractive for a kikai bug.
Everyone falls down anime style.
Halibel-sama, you are beautiful as are you, Ultrawolfie-dono. (and you are cute~ Hinata!!) Kiba, I have a question for you, when you found out about Naruto's(blegh)nine tailed fox problem, how did you react
Kiba: I wasn't too surprised because it adds up. Akamaru always said that Naruto had loads of chakra, the villagers always reacted badly towards him, His birthday is on the same day the kyuubi was defeated and he kinda smells like a fox.
Akamaru: Woof, woof.
Kiba: No, don't tell them my mom told me to befriend him. It's embarrassing.
Shino: …
Kiba: What?
Shino: Nothing.
...and Hinata..well just keep staying cute!! **glomps again**
Hinata: …uh?
, and Shino-san, before I leave...**hugs and then runs off with goggles** BWAHAHAHA~! yo cant catch me~
Shino: No problem, I had my sunglasses on behind them.
Kiba: Damn you Shino! Where did you get that idea from?
Shino: …Just a story that I heard from team seven.
and for Gin's pet name for his insect...well..how about Mushi-Mushi!! its cute. and it means insect..or something..whatever, but it sounds realy cute~!! But not as cute as you Hinata..and gotta run**runs for the hills with Shino's goggles
Wolfie: Mushi-mushi eh? Writes it down.
**note on the ground**'Byebye, see you next time; Vampy.'
Wolfie: Next is RLE95.
Name the mosquito Dracula! Or Buzz Lightyear.
Wolfie: Writes Dracula down as well as Buzz lightyear.
Oh, as an apology for the frostbite, here's a 10lb container of hot chocolate.
Wolfie: Sorry, I don't really like chocolate.
Since it's valentine's today, I give everyone a box of candy.
Cody: CANDY!*glomps and tries to steal candy
Wolfie: Halibel, want to trade the chocolate for the candy?
Halibel: Sure.
Kiba: Who's the kid?
GAH
Cody: *notices team 8* *glomps them* *clings to shino's leg*
Shino: Shakes leg. Get off.
*sweatdrop* Sorry bout my cousin. He really likes Shino-kun...Anyway, try to find Sasuke so he'll let go of you. Or else you'll be stuck with a hyper 9-year-old boy for a few years.
Cody: Sasuke? where? *looks* Shino!
Uh...bye...
Wolfie: Opens garganta with a picture of Sasuke inside it.
Cody: Sasuke! Jumps inside garganta.
Wolfie: Good luck, I have no idea where it leads. Do tell me where you found him if you see him again RLE95.
Halibel: Okayyy, truemasterhaseo's next.
I'm back! Hello everyone!
Wolfie:
*bows with head to the ground* I'm sorry Wolfie-sama! I really am proud of you for completeing the transformation and all! It's just that...well...I sort of forgot. PLEASE FORGIVE ME! In return, I will show you my most powerful techniques for anthropomorphic forms. I hope you will master it as well. But for the sake of keeping this review short I'll show you in the next review.
Wolfie: Keeping the review short, I think you already failed in that. It's longer than one sheet of paper.
Halibel:
*Masamune jumps back in* Well, Hali-hime. The oly thing I can think of being able to destroy it is if the Kyuubi hit it with a pure blast of nine tails worth of chakra. *glomp Halibel then leaves*
Halibel: And that's out. Just hide it then where nobody will ever find it.
Pain incident:
*black cloud hovers over head* I don't take well to people warping my questions like that. Fortunatly, the OC I set finished destroying the Akatsuki base last night so the problem is solved *black cloud dissapears*
Wolfie: Then why did you ask? It'slike asking how far down Renji's tattoos goes.
Hinata:
Yeah Ryuu's another of my OC's. He's got a few interesting things around him and one or two SS class secrets, but nothing bad. But he's kinda got a crush on you.
*voice comes from of screen* what was that Haseo-sama?
*sweatdrops* Nothing Ryuu.
If you want, when reviews for me I'll change the crush for you into a deep respect and admiration for you.
Hinata: M-maybe you should start your story first.
Kiba:
Sorry Kiba. Masamune has been on a fanfiction reading marathon and the last Naruto story he read had you beeing a bit of a prick. (read: a complete jerk to everyone)
Kiba: Tell him not to believe everything he read. I'm not like that.
Akamaru:
*scratches behind your ears* Hey there. Did you enjoy the lamb chops?
Akamaru: Woof. Nods while wagging tail.
Shino:
*glares evily* You got lucky. If it wasn't for Masamune's healing spiritual energy and Muramasa's healing factor, they would have died of Malaria.
Shino: I do not take kindly to people ignoring me, why. It's bad manners.
Wolfie: Ok, next is Master Bleach.
Hey. Maybe Gin should his pet Aizen...since alot of people find mosquitos and Aizen very annonying.
Wolfie: Good one. Writes it down.
Ryruu and Amatsu are currently watching the Esapada to make sure they don't get bored and destory a city or something for fun. thnaks for the davice Halibel, i managed to save you guys...I had to beat up Nnoitra, Yammy and Barragan..but what matters is the results right
Halibel: I hope you beat them up properly- I mean, yes, you're right.
This question is for everyone...would you join an army that paid well, had free lag free internet and Dental and had a badas* uniform?
Wolfie: Defintely!
Others: What's internet?
Wolfie: Sweatdrops.
Dares-
Shino to challenge either Ryruu, Amatsu or myself to a training match.
Kiba as well.
Shino: I'll fight Amatsu.
Kiba: Ryruu for me.
Both return beat up after their fights.
...also before i beat them...Ryruu and Amatsu said they'll get you guys one thing you really want...aside from a dead Aizen...so what will be be?
Halibel: Translator for Akamaru.
Akamaru: Woof.
Kiba: We want those awesome treats we had yesterday.
Hinata: …A scroll on jyuuken w-would be nice.
Shino: A scarab beetle.
Wolfie: Last review is Aoi-Mizu.
I need to keep up with this more... I've been watching 200 episodes of the original Yu-Gi-Oh for the past week, so I'm kinda busy! Hi Kiba and Akamaru!
Kiba: Hey, what's up.
Akamaru: Woof.
Rikki: Woof!
Mizu: This is my dog, Rikki! She says hi.
Akamaru: Arf, arf.
Rikki: Wooaf
Akamaru: Whine.
Rikki: Arf.
Akamaru: Ruff, ruff. Wags tail.
Kiba: Seems they'll get on well.
I dare Kiba to duel me, in a children's card game. Namely Duel Monsters. Haha, let's see who wins.
Kiba: Stares at the cards. Never heard of this before. Quickly loses because he doesn't know the game.
I have a question for Shino. How many bugs do you have? Also, what kind are there.
Shino: They are too many to be counted. It's mostly kikai bugs but I'm aware of an Egyptain beetle in there somewhere..
Hinata! Your next. What do you like to do in your spare time?
Hinata: I like t-to train with Shino-kun and Kiba-kun or w-watch Naruto-kun t-train.
Ok, I have a dare for Halibel. I dare you to try to get Hinata to stop stuttering.
Halibel: Stop stuttering!
Hinata: I'll t-try.
Halibe: Stop stuttering.
Hinata: I'm s-sorry.
Halibel: There, I tried.
Wolfie: I heard somewhere that if you sing, you don't stutter then eventually you can talk without stuttering.
Hinata: I'll w-work on t-that. It'll be f-fine by n-next chapter.
Halibel: I hope so.
Well, yup. I'm tryin to think.
-yugi walks in-
Y: Mizu, you need to get back to your own writing.
M: Ok Yugi. I'm comin, I'm comin! Peace out guys!
Wolfie: …Yugi-oh…really?
Oh yeah, you should name Gin's mosquito... Yami.
Wolfie: Writes it down.
Halibel: That's it for today. There's no chapter for the book today but a continuation of the last one.
Chapter 25-Aizen meets Gin's mosquito.
Gin: I'll name you……..Ai-kun. Short for Aizen.
Ai-kun: buzz.
Gin: You have such a cute and fuzzy face like Aizen.
Ai-kun: Buzz
Gin: And your eyes, they have that same…cruel and merciless tint to them.
Ai-kun: bzzzt
Gin: And you both like attention, after all. People seem to clap a lot when there are mosquitos in the room.
Ai-kun: Buzzz!
Gin: You both have that pointed haughty look and always pull up your nose at others.
Ai-kun: Buzz?
Gin: Plus Ai means love.
Ai-kun: Sweatdrops.
All the others enter the room.
Stark: …?
Ai-kun: zzzzt.
Stark: We seem to have a lot in common. Snore. Sleepwalks out of the room.
Barragan: Fraccion! Terminate that mosquito!
Soon all six of Barragan's fraccion are dead from bloodloss.
Barragan: Freaking children. Leaves room.
Ulquiorra: …
Ai-kun: Purrr.
Gin: Ai-kun seems to like you. Probably because you look like a vampire so you have a lot in common.
Ulquiorra: Trash. Leaves room.
Nnoitra: Wtf is another mosquito doing in here. Pulls out Santa Teresa.
Ai-kun: Buzzz!
Nnoitra: Uh! This isn't meant for you, I was…looking for Halibitch, yeah that's it.
Ai-kun: Buzz! Flies to Nnoitra as fast as sound…since when can a mosquito use sonido?
Nnoitra: Runs away.
Grimmjow: Looks at Ai-kun. Kurosaki said something about bug spray. Leaves room.
Zommari: A mosquito named after Aizen-sama. I shall complain about you sullying his lordship's name. Leaves.
Szayel-Aporro: I have other mosquitos to dissect. Leaves.
Aaroniero: Devours Barragan's fraccion and leaves.
Yammy: Stupid, where are all the others. Leaves to find Ulquiorra.
Tousen: I have just decided that I don't want to see whatever's in this room. I have justice to deal out. Leaves.
Aizen: …
Ai-kun: BuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Aizen: Runs away screaming like a girl with Ai-kun after him.
Gin: This is better than fanfiction. I wonder if there are other mosquitos still around, I could start a farm…
Ok, I liked all your suggestions but Aizen was the name I could use best in this omake. I hope you enjoyed the chapter. After the next chapter I will start bringing in guests again. I have nothing more to say sooo…
Ultrawolfie out.