Heh, I'm feeling pretty weird now. I've recently started with Chinese Kung fu but we've trained so hard that I was sick when we came home…that was gross but enough of the freaky details and on with the story.
Chapter 26
Wolfie: Heeyyy…
Kiba: You're not gonna throw up are you?
Wolfie: Nah relax, I'm feeling better…I think.
Halibel: Well that's very reassuring isn't it?
Wolfie: Hahah. Funny, Hinata, announce the first reviewer will you?
Hinata: Uh r-right. First is RLE95-chan.
Cody:*permanently traumatized* So...many...girls...
The garganta accidentally bleach-ified him and he got glomped by a lot of Ichigo fangirls(maybe because they both have orange hair?)
Cody:*rocks back and forth in fetal position*
And he still thinks that girls have cooties.
Wolfie: Ohh, that's not very good. I hope his brain will survive the damage. But what's *ahem* cooties? And I want you to answer this, if a boy answers this I'll die of shame.
Halibel: Bleach-ified…does that word even exist?
Shino: No, why? It's artistic license.
I liked the chapter though!The omake was kind of funny too. And if you want big mosquitos, check out mississippi in the summer. The ones there are 3 times the size as any found in other parts of the U.S. For the sake of comedy!
Wolfie: Mental note; cancel any future holiday plans to Mississpi for the sake of my health.
Shino: Mental note; make some holiday plans for Mississipi, perhaps a mission?
Shino: Do you know how many fangirls you have(Haruhi included)?
Halibel: Who's Haruhi?
Shino: No, why? Because fans come in such great numbers that numerals cannot be used to express fans.
Kiba: You don't make any sense at all.
Shino: Ok, dumbing it down. I have too many fans to count.
Kiba: Why didn't you say that- What! Don't act all stuck up and superior you jerk. People like me too.
Shino: Very well, shall we have a bet? The one with the most fans will have to do what the winner tells him to do in the period of one hour as long as it's possible and Wolfie approves.
Kiba: You're on! Does votes for Akamaru count?
Shino: No, since I'm quite sure Akamaru is much more loved than you are.
Akamaru: Woof!
Wolfie: It seems that we have reached an interesting bet. For the next chapter, choose your favourite between Kiba and Shino, and no. Akamaru and Hinata can't be voted for. If you don't vote I'll ignore your review. So…Kiba or Shino?
Shino: Me, because I am far more intelligent.
Kiba: Me, cause I have cooler moves and I'm Akamaru's best buddy.
Shino: With a lower intelligence.
Kiba: Shut up, not everyone can be freaking masterminds, alright.
Hinata: Kiba-kun, Shino-kun. Please stop fighting, you're both very nice.
Hinata: Have you seen all the fanfics about you and Naruto?
Hinata: No but Wolfie told me about some of them.
Wolfie: You should see what Naruto can do with his Kage bunshin here.
Hinata: Looks at computer, blushes scarlet and faints.
Kiba: Do you know how many times I've heard the phrase "I wanna rape Kiba"?
Kiba: No, thank kami. But does that mean they like me then?
Halibel: I think so…but not in the way you'd prefer.
Akamaru: You're just plain cute. *pets head and gives him a steak*
Akamaru: Woof! Munch, munch. Woof.
Hallibel: Did you know that my friend Matsu has a shrine to you in his bedroom?
Halibel: …I'm not sure if I should be happy or freaked?
Anyway, that's it!
Hinata: R-right, next is NorthernShinigami-chan.
Actually..lately I DO use poison...but...
Lilly: ... those Mosquitos are mutants, it seems. The amount of mosq' a day in a her room just increased when she started using the poison...
Halibel: What's the label of the poison, maybe it's mad from the air in Hueco-Mundo since it seems to do something to mosquitos…
Ai-kun mysteriously flies across the screen and disappears again.
Wolfie: What was that?
Halibel: What was what?
Wolfie: Nevermind.
..Do NOT remind me of ants in the food...i'm glad I've been living on the fourth floor for the past ten years *groans*
Wolfie: Fourth floor….equals four sets of stairs….please tell me you have a lift.
shino: Realy?! than tach me how to summon insects please! Thank you! (it goes both ways, right?)
Shino: Yes, why? That's the ultimate form of respect. Nick your thumb for a little blood. Then form the seals of the ram, the monkey, the horse and the tiger. After that, put your hands to the ground. It will call all insects in that area to you. I used it when I looked for the bikouchuu.
Is that even possible to write a line for this? you're too good to pass out as a line...-no, that didn't sound right...ho, you get the idea!
Shino: What are you talking about?
: Is it just me, or there's a one reviwer that's been missing for SOME timw now?
Wolfie: If you mean Dai Reth, yes. He's on a mission, even though I told him he doesn't have to go to all the trouble…anyway. I don't know when he'll be back…but I miss him. Chibi tears.
p.s2: ...my mom has a big birthday coming soon, So I figured out 'why not'(even thought I don't know your dates.):
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you, wolfie, happty deathday to Halibel-ran, and happy birthday\deathday to Shino, KIba, Hinata, Gin and Ai-kun.
Halibel: …Deathday, makes me feel good.
Wolfie: 20th of September, still a long way to go.
Kiba, Shino and Hinata: Thanks.
Halibel: Uh Gin's not here.
Ai-kun mysteriously flies in, buzzes gratefully and flies out.
Wolfie: What was that?
Kiba: What?
Wolfie: Nothing, I think I'm starting to hallucinate.
happy birthday to the WORLD~HALELUYA~
Wolfie: Uh, Waves hand. Are you ok?
Kori:..she inhaled too much poison.
Bachkoi Bachkoi BABY~*remembers something* -! Am I the only one that thinks that the begining of that Bachkoi song (naruto ending I think) is similiar to the tenth Op of Bleach? (S Shojo)?
It feels more and more like Bleach and Naruto are in compatition or something..
Wolfie: I have no idea about the song but you're right about the rest. I saw a hilarious picture comparing Bleach to Naruto.
The first comic compares – Matsumoto and Tsunade along with Jiraya and Kon.
Matsumoto: "Who is that weirdo?"
Tsunade: "Trust me, you don't wanna know"
Jiraya: Drools. "I'm not going to say what's on my mind now, I value my life."
Second one- Ulquiorra and Gaara.
Ulquiorra: '…Maybe he's born with it?'
Gaara: '…Maybe it's maybelline?'
Third one-Izuru Kira and Deidara.
Part 1: Kira: …
Deidara: Something's missing.
Part 2: Kira now has a ridiculous ponytail.
Deidara: There ya go.
Fourth one- Ishida Uryuu and Sasuke
Ishida: "My people were all like wiped out, I'm like the only one left maybe.
Sasuke: OMG me too!
Fifth one- Grimmjow in release and Nii Yugito in Nibi chakra cloak.
Grimmjow: "MeeooWW!
Yugito: "Puuurrrrr"
Sixth one- Ichigo and Naruto. (Ichigo's holding his zanpakuto and Naruto a kunai.)
Ichigo: Mine's bigger!
Naruto: …
Seventh one: (I cracked up at this) Gin and Sai (Both with squinted eyes and creepy smiles.)
Gin: "Sai…I am…your father!
Sai: Wtf?
Last one- Renji, Iruka, Shikamaru and Kenpachi
Everyone: "Pineapple party!"
I loved this comic.
Wolfie: Well enough stalling, let's continue.
Hinata: DragonTamer186-san is next.
WAT UP PEOPLES! DT186 here to let you know this story is bomb so far!
To Halibel-You shall forever be known as the Supreme Queen of Asswhip and Badassness
Halibel: They added another title to my list of awesome titles, not bad. Thanx.
To Shino(if team 8 is still there)-don't sweat it man you're one of my favorite characters in Naruto. Top 5 actually
Shino: We'll be sticking around for a while. Thanks, see Kiba. I have fans.
Kiba: So do I, but the bet doesn't start till next chapter so don't bring it up.
Kiba-uh i dare u to uh OH go challenge grimmjow claiming that dogs are better than cats in each and every way
Kiba: Easy because they are better. Come on Akamaru.
Kiba and Akamaru goes to Grimmjow.
Kiba: Dogs rule and cats drool!
Grimmjow: You fucked up on the order you moron. It's cats rule and dogs drool.
Soon sounds of fighting is heard with a lot of hissing and growling and barking. Eventually Kiba returns, bloody but victorious.
Kiba: Heh, victory!
Akamaru: Woof woof!
Shino: …Was it a catfight or a dogfight?
Kiba: Shut up, it's not funny. I had to use Garouga to win.
Halibel: Must be one strong pussycat.
Somewhere else.
Grimmjow: You censored son of a censored. You just censored pissed in my censored eyes and censored fled! You censored!
Akamaru-*gives two steaks to*
Akamaru: Woof. Munches.
Hinata: Kiba-kun, Akamaru-kun will pick up a lot of weight if he keeps eating all ths food.
Kiba: It's not fat, it's big-boned.
To Wolfie-sama-i'm seriously liking this story keep up the good work. oh BTW we had a MASSIVE snowstorm over here in Maryland. I had to shovel. IT SUCKED MY ARMS FELL OFF!
see ya next chapter. hope to become a regular reviewer.
Wolfie: I don't need snowstorms. Just a little bit of snow would suffice. I hope so too.
Hinata: Grimdivide-kun is next with Tidus-kun, Cloud-kun, Jecht-kun, Squall-kun and Firion-kun.
Wolfie: You sure don't leave anyone out?
Hinata: It would be rude.
Tidus: I'm bored!
Why are you complaining to me? Why don't you go hang out with Auron or something?
Tidus: I got it! Would you guys be interested in a game of Blitzball?
Halibel: Why not, I'm bored too.
Really? Great! Halibel, could you make a giant floating sphere of water, as big as a stadium?
Halibel: Right, Attack Tiburon! Creates a large dome of water.
Wolfie: I didn't know you could do that?
Halibel: Hoshigaki Kisame taught me that.
Okay, now you need five players. Two defenders, two shooters, and your goalie. My team will be me, Zidane, Cloud-
Cloud: Me?
Tidus: Squall-
Squall: Why am I apart of this?
Tidus: -and Jecht... He's a good for defense.
Jecht: And just about everything else in this sport. Better than you, kid.
Tidus: HA! I doubt it! I could beat you anytime
Jecht: Tch, then how about now? You, Squad 8 kids, I'm going on your team.
Kiba: Cool, …I wonder how this game works?
Wolfie: Well, since they're short one player I'll join Tidus's team.
Halibel: As you wish, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Jecht. You lot are with me. I'll be shooter with Kiba. Shino and Jecht can be the defenders and Hinata will be goalie. Your fast reflexes will be good for that with your Shugohakke.
Wolfie: Right, I'm defender for your team Tidus since I want to see how it works first.
Tidus: You're joining their team?
Jecht: What, gonna cry about it? You said you could beat me anytime. You can yap about how good you are, but I want to see you prove it!
Tidus: FINE! Firion, you're goalie.
Firion: *Sigh* Great another family feud... Well, makes for an interesting game. Heheh...
Uh... I'll just set up the goals and keep score.
Until next time Wolfie. I'll be up at the commentator's box. Less chance of having a player being tackled out of the sphere and land on you.
Wolfie: On second thoughts, good point. Akamaru, you take my place instead. I'll join the commentator's box.
Akamaru: Whine.
To be continued.
Hinata: R-right, next reviewer is Angry Dragon 0-san.
Oh man it took for ever but I got you Lilynette Gingerback now what do you have to say
Lilynette:*appears beat up beyond all reason* th...the p...pain
say it and I'll let you go
Lilynette: I'm s...s...sorry?
no *smiles so psychotically Unohana would run screaming for her life* what have you learned
Lilynette: Don't taunt the angry dragon?
Wolfie: Wow, I thought you would have forgotten about that by now.
Halibel: A smile that would make Unohana…-gulp.
Ya damn right you don't taunt me ever *looks notices everyone* uh this is exactly how it looks like...hold that thought *throws Lilynette in a vortex that leads to Las Noches and hits Aizen* YES TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE
Halibel: Heh, Lilynette's helmet will sure give Aizen a bump to the head.
Aura: With all due respect sir you're insane
Aw thank you
Shela:*hiding behind Aura* Is it safe
Aura:Yes it is you can come out
right moving on ,well look at what we got here team 8 here this time hows its going everyone
Wolfie how did that deviantART thing go
Wolfie: Oh damn, I completely forgot about that. I haven't gotten round to it yet sorry.
Shela:My turn ever had a bad idea and still did it cause it made you laugh
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Yes
Wolfie: Sweatdrops. Was that question even for us?
Aura:What did you do this time?
it was before your time but I sunk Atlantis
Shela:You did that?
yes and I'd do it again
Shela:Why?
that is classified information
Aura:What breed of dog is Akamaru?
Kiba: …A white dog?
Akamaru: Sweatdrops. Whine?
Wolfie: I think he's a Japanese Spitz, they exist. Look it up if you want to.
thats all for now we'll be back later so until then
Shino cheer up we get let out some time
Shino: True, but it's still rude.
Hinata speak up a little bit
Hinata: R-right!
Kiba and Akamaru stay cool
Kiba: Sure, peace out man.
Halibal don't be so serious all the time
Halibel: It's part of my nature alright?
Wolfie keep up the good work
see ya
Aura:Farewell
Shela:bye bye
Hinata: VampireEspada-chan is up now.
DAMN YOU SHINO!!
Shino: Heheh.
Gr, oh! Akamaru got really big. Wow-he is almost as tall as I am-Dont even say thaat goddamn 'S' word or I will make you wish you were never born. *Glares dangerously at Kiba**
Kiba: What? Shor-
Hinata: Kiba-kun, you shouldn't say that.
Oh, HINATA~!! Your so cute~!! *hugs* I wish I could take you home with me..**sniffles...tears start to fall**
Hinata: Uh, I w-wouldn't mind visiting.
Wolfie: Glares dangerously. If you waterlog my stuff again…
Oh!**tears completly stop** Halibel-sama, how are you? I do apologize for my lack in dares for you, and I have-oh to hell with it, I have a dare for you. You too Ultrawolfie-Dono!! I dare Ultrawolfie-Dono to put glue, peanut butter, Jam, Honey, Sardine oil, and last but certainly not least-tobasco sauce into your hair. And you cannot take it out-you have to leave it in your hair for the rest of the chapter and the next! Im evil.
Wolfie: Damn it, why didn't you give Halibel that dare?
Halibel: Hey!
Wolfie: Relax, remember Dai Reth forbade any reviews about doing something to your hair, you're safe.
Halibel: Good point.
Wolfie: Right. Just one thing, In an earlier chapter I said, no dares lasting longer than an hour so this will only be for one hour. …Soils hair and puts in nose plugs because of smell.
Wolfie: Why are you all on the other side of the room.
Shino: Because you're an olfactory insult.
Kiba: A what?
Hinata: Kiba-kun, it means that she smells badly.
Wolfie: Thanks a lot for the support.
Halibel-sama...hmm...what to do to you, what to do to you..**rubs imaginary beard thoughtfully**
Wolfie: Ew!
Let see...**looks into 'Vampy's horrible dare book'** AHA!! I found it! I dare you to...strip Naruto Naked, wrap him in a bow and put him in a box and give him to Sasuke. ...And have Hinata help you of course. its not bad...until you see him naked and when he keeps talking..saying that horrible phrase.
Wolfie: Double eww!
Hinata: N-naruto-kun n-naked…faints.
Wolfie: There goes my help.
Shino: Don't forget your earplugs.
Wolfie: Don't worry, I tuned my hearing aids against picking up that…horrible phrase.
Halibel: Smart, you sure plan ahead.
Wolfie: Leaves on dare to find Naruto, quickly stuffs Kakashi's mask in his mouth before he can say anything and *ahem* strips him, wearing sunglasses of course as not to see anything improper. Hits Naruto on head with bat and stuffes him in a box with a nice bow.
Wolfie: Now where to post it…I'll just put Sasuke's name on the card and hopes it's pops up wherever he is. Opens garganta and tosses box through.
Five minutes later the box pops up again through the garganta with the stamp "return to sender" on it and a card reading: "Thank you but no thank you. I do NOT (Note the not) need the dobe here considering that the box hit me on the head, almost knocking me unconscious and enabling Itachi to almost get my eyes. I definitely didn't help when I though the naked dobe was just part of Itachi's genjutsu and other such problems occurred etc…"
Wolfie: Whatever, I don't need Naruto. Tosses him into garganta to Ichiraku ramen where Naruto is being beat up by Teuchi for harming his daughter Ayame's purity.
Well..I guess this is goodbye! have fun with your hair Ultrawolfie-dono. Sincerely; Vampy
Wolfie: Oh, shut up. It's only another forty minutes.
Hinata: N-next is DarkDanteJ-kun, I-I'm assuming you're a boy if it's a-alright?
Awesome Job Of course and i have Dares ^.^
Hinata:i dare you to throw a rabid hollow on naruto
Hinata: A r-rabid what?
Halibel: Creature like me, just in very primitive form.
Hinata: Alright, s-since Naruto-kun is strong e-enough to easily defeat it.
Wolfie: Whispers, make her throw Tiburon, just foam him at the mouth.
Halibel: Gotcha, Feeds Tiburon soap. Here's your rabid hollow.
Hinata: R-right…Throws Tiburon through garganta. Soon horrible screaming is heard from the other side. N-Naruto-kun?
Kiba:i dare you to mawl sakura when she isn't look and by herself
Kiba: Hell No! I'm not attacking a girl, I have my honor, you know?
Shino: I shouldn't be too worried about that, jut do it.
Kiba: Easy for you to say, you're not the one who has to do it.
Kiba leaves through garganta and returns 15 minutes later with a broken nose, jaw and some ribs.
Kiba: Dam, she sure can pack a punch!
Hinata: Kiba-kun, I'll heal you.
Shino:i dare you to bathe in your bugs!
Shino: You say it like it's something odd.
Halibel: You mean…?
Shino: Of course, after all, if I took a normal bath then water will stream through the holes in my body and my bugs will drown. Clothes turns fuzzy and black then disappears but fortunately the right parts are covered, soon the clothes returns to normal.
Shino: …There.
Kiba: Uh…
Hinata: Shino-kun?
Halibel: No comment.
Halibel:i dare you to...tie up nnorita and cero his nuts until he starts crying and bleeding
Halibel: No problem at all. Nnoitra pops through hole and is quickly tied up.
Nnoitra: What's the meaning of this you bitch! You really think you can actually hurt me with a cero?
Halibel: Let me show you something that I created with Stark's help. Azul cero Metraletta (A thousand boiling water ceros, yeah I know its not the right translation but pretend it is.)
The scene was censored by the fanfiction board's chairperson.
Halibel: Notices something missing between Nnoitra's legs. …Maybe I went a bit overboard?
Wolfie:i dare you to throw hot sauce down aizen's pants and put 80 grenades in his mouth and light him on fire and watch as he gets Ker-splooded and give Halibel a video tape of it all.
Wolfie: Maybe you're a bit violent…Leaves to find Aizen with a video camera,when she finds him she-
Chairperson of the Fanfiction board: I'm sorry to all readers but the next scene is too violent so we have censored the scene and confiscated the video camera. Currently we are considering putting Wolfie's story on probation because of all the unnescessary violence and-Gets strangled by Halibel.
Halibel: #$ck off, stop interfering!
Wolfie: You tell them!
i hope everyone enjoys their Dares...Beliv..*DanteJ(OC):Don't say that! i've already have enough of that kid!
Wolfie: No kidding, by the way. AngryDragon0, if you're still reading. Forget what I've said during your review, that was a couple of days ago. I just got a profile on deviantart though I'm still pretty lost there. I've only put up one random pic that I've done a while ago.
Hinata: M-master Bleach is next.
Hey everyone!
Ryruu:*Gives Kiba and Akamaru a hug bag of treats*
Kiba: Hey thanks!
Akamaru: Munch, munch.
Kiba: Hey, Akamaru. Don't hog it all.
Amatsu: *Gives a Jyuuken scroll and Scarab Beetle*
Hinata: T-thanks, starts reading.
Shino: …Let bug crawl up his arm.
They both enjoyed the match they had with you guys...also the internet is basic technolgy that links everyone around the world. Also...*Gives Wolfie her Uniform* So do the rest of you wanna join?
Wolfie: Puts on uniform.
Shino: I'm sorry but we're already loyal to Konoha.
Halibel: I'll pass.
Nnoitra: Hell no! They all suck!
Ryruu: ...but Halibel one-hit KOed you...
Halibel: Hehehe, that was fun.
Nnoitra: FU*K that happened!
Applogise...
Nnoitra: NO! They can all-[o.o]
*Dawns Mask and Goes Shunko* ...
Nnoitra: sorry...
Dares-
Everyone to beat up Nnoitra!
Nnoitra: BRING IT!
Halibel: Hell's fire dancing in the background. …What a coincidence, we happen to have to tied up in this room and missing some very essential body parts…Grins evilly.
Nnoitra: Mummy! Save me.
Nnoitra's mother rises from hell's fires.
Mrs. Spork: You wanted to steal all the sugar when you were little my wee Nnoinnoi-chan. Disappears again.
Nnoitra gets bludgeoned into oblivion by everyone, including team 8.
Hinata: Uhh, wipes blood off fists. Wolfiefan2000000 is next.
Wolfie: Whoa! I have that many fans? Awesome.
ai-kun should go kill Nnoitra he always insults halibel and i hate it. halibel rocks.
Halibel: Ai-kun? Hears a strange buzzing in the background and a garganta closing. Looks back to see Nnoitra completely drained off blood.
Hinata: …I t-think you got your wish.
anyway i dare stark to ** slap lilyente
Shino: Sorry, but they're long gone, we replaced them.
Hinata: Houkari K-kisaragi-san is next.
I dare Halibel to stand up right now, go to Naruto and kissed him before accusing him for molesting!
I would like to see that happen.
Halibel: Ugh, fine. Thank goodness for my hollow mask. Opens garganta to Konoha.
Stands in front of Naruto.
Naruto: Uh, last time one of you were here I got locked in a box so what do you want!
Halibel: Kisses…well, presses her face with hollow mask against Naruto.
Naruto: …And Ino said I would never get a girl! Believe-gets slapped by Halibel.
Halibel: You pervert! That was my first "kiss". I'll send you to hell's gates then bring you back with edo tensei to kill you all over again!
Somewhere in a tree a giggling man looks through a telescope.
Jiraya: Heheheh, this is prime research material, better than the hot springs, I wonder who that sexy lady is? She sure has big boobs…giggles pervertedly.
Halibel returns through garganta.
Halibel: Well, slapping him was fun but I wonder why I got the feeling that we're being watched.?
Kiba: Probably your imagination.
Hinata: Aoi-Mizu-chan wants to go next.
Hello all! Great last chapter as always! In one of the last chapters, you guys were talking about the moive FF VII, right? That's a great movie. But, you do need to understand the plot to actually get it...
Wolfie: True… Maybe I'll pass, I was just a little interested in it since I've heard a lot about final fantasy with Grimdivide.
Ok, moving on, Halibel, I dare you to...watch Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, and tell us what you think of it!
Halibel: Watches movie. I think I recognized Cloud Strife, and was the enemy Sephiroth? Oh well.
I don't have a lot of questions this time. Wolfie, how does it feel to write this story!?
Wolfie: Most of the time it is fun but sometimes I worry about getting killed by reviewers for taking so long to update and I don't get a chance to try and work on some of my other ideas for stories because this one keeps my attention.
For Everyone: Do you like pretzels? -passes out some-
Wolfie: Sure, thanks. Hands out to the others.
Aloha for now!
Wolfie: I'vebeen wondering for a while, do you have Hawaiian blood inside you? Some long lost ancestor?
Hinata: R-right. L-last but not least is Dai Reth-kun.
Wolfie: What! You're back? Hugs Dai Reth. We missed you. How did your defending my honor mission go?
.RETURNED.
AND I'VE FOUND OUT WHO HAD SULLEN MY HONEST NAME!
Right...first of all, I apologize on behalf of my cousin who said, quote "I enjoy seeing your nervous tick (meaning my right eyebrow starts to twitch uncontrollably), whenever someone impersonates you..." end quote...
Yes, my family is not the most normal one on the face of the planet...as are probably most who reside on this site...
Wolfie: So it was your cousin? Well, smack him on the head for me and we'll call it quits. I don't hold grudges.
Anyways, seeing as it has been so long since I've last reviewed, I wont be issuing any dares, questions, threats or suggestions of any kind...
Instead I'll go on a furios and sometimes illogical rant about the last few "Bleach" chapters...
WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH TITE KUBO?!
Wolfie: You have no idea how many people ask that?
Halibel: Yeah seriously, he even killed me off. That's insane.
Aizen, singlehandedly, slaughtered all the present captains and vizards...ok...I can KINDA accept that, seeing as his zanpakuto allows him to control five senses of all those who had seen his shikai once (Im NOT going to comment on the practical difficulty of controlling ONE sense, not to mention all senses of a group of people).
No, what really ticks me off is one simple thing...HE STILL HASNT KILLED ANYONE! COME ON! He is supposed to be some kind of super-evil-manipulating-mastermind-genious! Why the hell doesnt he do a simple equation: 5 noobs - 5 noobs = 0 noobs...
Wolfie: Yeah after all his preaching on wanting to reduce the enemy. That talk about wanting them to see the war lost is just and bunch of bullshit.
He is supposed to be EVIL! But what do we get?! He removed the central 47, as in, he removed the politicians, the ones who are resposible for the economic, social and juidicial control, thereby gathering all the power and the resources needed to fight a war in the hands of Yamamoto...meaning he made himself an enemy who has little holding him back...
Still in Soul Society, he could have disposed of: Toushiro, Ichigo, Renji, Byakuya...he didnt...opponents capable of Bankai, were left alive...
And now this...he badly wounded the captains and the vizards...yet still they ALL live..
Wolfie: It's like he want to lose.
At this rate the only ones who REALLY suffered are his own subjects...namely: Halibel (by the way, where did he strike Halibel the second time?) and Tousen (was that guy like...mushed?).
Halibel: The second I was stabbed through my left collarbone, you can see the outline of the bone around his zanpakuto.
Kiba: Man, spare us the gory details.
Wolfie: All I saw was that Tousen exploded in a bunch of blood.
Ichigo...everyone is putting all their hopes in him...so long as he doesnt see Aizens shikai, he shold be fine...right? All he has to do is defeat Aizen (whose movements he cannot follow even when he is using bankai) with his eyes closed...piece of cake!
If he pulls out a super-Bankai or gets another mask or something to that extent, I swear I will descend into a fit of idiotic giggling...and then I'll promptly switch to watching "Pokemon"...starting from the very first chapter!
Wolfie: I'll join you. I happen to find pokemon entertaining.
Aizen accidentaly discovered another dimension, because he is just so damn, uber-badass (yes it is sarcasm), whose inhabitants are going to invade this dimension, and knowing, in his infinite wisdom, that this world will fall if not prepared, he has taken it upon himself to play the tragic antihero and teach soul society strength by fighting against it!
Wolfie: …
Halibel: That would explain why he goes for his own guys in the end.
Now, there are several good points to this points to this theory!
First of all, it would explain his not killing anyone important.
And second, the arrancars get to join soul-society.
Halibel: …If we're even still alive, the only definite alive ones are Nell and her fraccion.
... ... ... ... ...
Ok...I'm done...
Wolfie: Gotcha. Time for The book.
Chapter 26-Lock Aizen in a room with Tora and Akamaru
Kiba: WTF! That demon cat still lives?
Akamaru: Grrrr!!!! (Translation-"This time I'm big enough to rip you to shreds, demon cat)
Wolfie: For those who'se memory needs jogging. Tora is the cat of the fire country's feudal lord's wife, it's pure evil and always escapes from that woman though I don't blame it…
Shino: Kiba, If I remember correctly. Your dog has an old grudge with that cat. Didn't he almost lose a tail to it?
Hinata: Speaking o-of, where's Akamaru-kun?
Kiba: Huh? Looks around to notice a garganta closing with a flash of white inside it.
Hey, who opened that?
Halibel: Whistles innocently.
Somewhere else with Aizen, he heard soft meowing in the background.
(For understanding, Tora and Akamaru's speech will be translated.)
Tora: Heh, so the albino midget mongrel returns.
Akamaru: Feline, this is the day I get revenge.
Tora: Ready to lose your tail for sure this time?
Akamaru: Bring it on!
After a couple of minutes of fighting…
Aizen: Someone get those pets detained and teach them not to howl.
Akamaru: Looks at Tora…Truce?
Tora: Truce! Soon Aizen is the object of all the scratching and biting.
A couple of hours later Grimmjow and Ulquiorra arrives and manages to detain Tora while Tousen and Gin stops Akamaru.
Gin: So what to do with these pets?
Tousen: Let's do justice onto them.
Aizen: I don't care what you do, just get rid of them! Runs to infirmary to stop his guts from peeling out of his body.
Stark: Just send them back to their owners, I don't feel like being cruel to puppies and kittens.
Throws Akamaru in garganta back to Kiba.
Tousen: What about the cat?
Grimmjow: It needs to be detained, it's pure evil.
Tora: You, yes you with the bubblegum blue hair! Call yourself a cat and let me go!
Ulquiorra: I think the trashy cat is trying to communicate with you?
Gin: Just to be on the safe side…Bakudo 99. Seals Tora in the strongest barrier possible, puts her in a parcel stamped, return to owner.
Soon Tora is reunited with her owner, lady Shijmi and is mangled-I mean hugged by the lady.
Tora: YOU! Yeah you with the foxy eyes, I shall smite you! I shall destroy you and get revenge. After all my ancestor landed in this situation and she gained power. She became the Nibi! Just you wait! You will die by my claw!
Gin: Why do I feel a sudden sense of impending doom?
Man, sorry I was so slow, I'll try not to do it again. I'd like to give a shout out of happy birthday to my brother who introduced me to Naruto and Bleach in the first place! I don't know if I'll be back for a while because I think my dad will ban me from the internet for a while because I use up too much secretly watching the Sanbi arc. Bad me!
Ultrawolfie out!