Sorry the update is so horribly late. We have a serious problem with our internet. A virus is using it all up so we have to get rid of it first. I got your reviews just before the internet was shut down so I could write at least and it's giving me time to work on a new story. Please be patient with my untimely updates but at least I hope I make up for quantity in quality?
Chapter 27
Wolfie: Good day all. Kiba, Shino are you two ready. Your bet is commencing now and it will last over two chapters because a lot of people forgot to vote…
Hinata: J-just give them time.
Halibel: Alright, I suppose we'll just get on with the story without wasting any time. DragonTamer186 is up first.
Sup y'all DT186
um my parents might ban me from the computor too cuz i accidently kicked a hole in my wall while crushing a HUGE spider(sorry shino, but it was in my room so it had to die)so your not alone in that regard wolfie-sama.
Shino: If it was in the room you could have waited for it to leave the room.
Halibel: A hole in your wall…what's your wall made of? Plaster, polystyrene?
Wolfie: We're just confused because my walls are made of solid brick with cement so damaging it is a bit…difficult.
anywho ON TO THE DARES!!
to shino- I dare you to have a "who can be more silent" contest with ulquiorra and shino if your bugs buzz you lose *whispers* 20 bucks on ulquiorra.
Shino and Ulquiorra are locked in a room.
Shino: …
Ulquiorra: …
Shino: …
Ulquiorra: …
Hinata: 30 bucks on Shino.
Halibel: 50 bucks on Ulquiorra.
Kiba: 10 bucks on Shino…what? I'm bankrupt alright.
Wolfie: Doesn't really matter how much I guess, 500 bucks on….Shino, leaves room.
Ulquiorra: Cell phone rings. Hello? Yes Aizen-sama, I am on my way to bring you your cup of tea. Turns phone off. Trash.
Shino: You lose.
Ulquiorra: This thing is trash anyway. Leaves.
Wolfie: Returns, whistling innocently and counts her money along with Hinata and Kiba.
Halibel: Is that a cell phone poking out of your pocket…
Wolfie: Cell phone? What cell phone? Oh this one? I'm just borrowing it.
Halibel: You'll pay for this…
to hinata- behold i give you the gift of CINNAMON BUNS!! enjoy. top 5 favorite.
Hinata: T-thank you, these are so tasty. I'm really o-one of your f-favorites?
to kiba- i dare you to go up to kenpachi and say that he's a wimp and then stay to suff...um see his reaction, then hit on unohana and stay to see her reaction. btw, you're one of my favorites too. top 10.
Wolfie: If he's one of your favorites then why are you trying to kill him, I'm confused.
Kiba: Fine, can't be that bad. Gets teleported to Kenpachi. Dude, you're a wimp…are those bells on your hair?
Kenpachi: …Hehehe, this is great. Yachiru. Go sit over there, and to think I was just looking for a fight and it came right to me.
Yachiru: Sure Ken-chan. Have fun!
Kenpachi: Right, you there kid. I'll give you a free shot. C'mon, stab me anywhere.
Kiba: You're kidding right? …Look, I wasn't really looking for a fight you know. I just-
Kenpachi: I don't care whether you were looking for a fight or not. I'm looking for one. Everyone always dies after a fight so it gets boring.
Kiba: 'I wonder why.' Well isn't that a coincidence? I happen to know of an immortal guy with a huge scythe like that Nnoitra dude. Why don't I direct you to him?
Kenpachi: Nnoitra eh? That sure was a fun fight. Sure, tell me where he is. After getting directions from Kiba he stormed away with Yachiru on his shoulder.
There was only one tiny little problem. Kenpachi has a crap sense of direction.
Outside in the …strange unknown area for Kenpachi.
Kenpachi: Where the hell am I?
Kirabi: I float like a butterfly and sting like a Killerbee cause that's who I be!
Kenpachi: Sweatdrops. That sounded stupid.
Kirabi: How dare you, I'll beat ya black and blue!
Kenpachi: …Grins. Seems you're looking for a fight. Pulls out zanpakuto.
Yachiru: Yayy, go Ken-chan!
Soon it was an all-out war of the Hachibi vs Kenpachi until Raikage put an end to it and scolded Kirabi and sent him home, leaving Kenpachi alone.
Kenpachi: …So, what now?
Back to Kiba.
Kiba: Right, there's still that Unohana person… Goes to find Unohana.
Unohana: Who are you boy?
Kiba: That's a really pretty face you have there. I bet your eyes and smile are just as pretty.
Unohana: Do you really think so? Smiles and opens her eyes.
Kiba: …the hell? …They're beautiful!
Unohana: Why thank you. You're so friendly.
Kiba: Anytime, nothing wrong with telling a woman that she's pretty. I'll come and visit sometime again but I really have other matters to tend to, so see you!
Back with our group.
Kiba: I think I'm in love…
Halibel: You know she's probably over a thousand years old?
Kiba: …the hell? Then why isn't she a grandma?
Wolfie: That's how it work in soul society.
Hinata: R-rather forget about her Kiba-kun.
Kiba: I guess you're right Hinata…
to halibel-sama- i dare you to kick Nnoitra's ** to a soundtrack of your choosing (that's embarrassing to ANYBODY)while in a stadium full of people with wolfie-sama recording it. trust me it'll be funny as hell once you watch it with the music.
Halibel: A soundtrack…lets see…..gotcha, I have a version of Wolfie's national anthem, it sounds really funny.
The people start gathering, it's mostly the shinigami and arrancar and they all find themselves good seats and popcorn to watch Nnoitra get beaten down. Neliel is in the front row along with Grimmjow. Halibel gets a evil look on her face and starts beating Nnoitra for the whole duration of the national anthem.
Nkosi Sikeleli IAfrika
Maluphaka nisuphondo lwayo
………..
Morena boloka setchaba saheso
Ofedise lema tshwenyeho
……
Uit die blou van onse hemel
Uit die diepte van ons see
………
Sounds the call to come together
And united we shall stand
Let us live and strive for freeeeedom
In South-Africa our land!
Wolfie: I filmed it all. Nnoitra-haters across the world are gonna love this!
Everyone disappears again.
And since this might be my last review for a while *lowers head* and i just started.
I DARE EVERYONE TO SIT THROUGH AN HOUR OF BARNEY THE DINOSAUR AND TELETUBBIES! ONE HOUR FOR EACH
Wolfie: That's not very new, someone else already made me do that in a previous chapter.
Halibel: Who cares, it's full of loopholes.
Everyone puts on earmuffs and blindfolds themselves then "watches" Barney and tellytubbies for an hour.
have a nice day :)
Hinata: Sorry, d-did you say something. E-earplugs.
Shino: Next is Grimdivide, ready to commence the game of Blitzball.
Tidus: Okay, first of all, we need 6-
Yuna: Actually, the new rules state there are now 8 players on each team. 3 fielders, 4 defenders and 1 goalie. Plus, one of you needs to be team captain.
Tidus: Oh... then that means I need more people... Okay, since I'm team captain, my fielders are me, Zidane, and... Squall.
Squall: I thought I-
Tidus: You have a strong kick.
My defenders will be Cloud, Bartz... uh, where is everyone else?
Cloud: Not playing.
Tidus: Guess that means we'll have to find other people. Our other defenders will be... Chad and Renji.
Renji: Why are we here?
Chad: ...
Tidus: Because we're playing a game, duh. *Flashback to Kisuke's*
Kisuke: Why should I have them go with you? *Tidus hands him a box of sweets* Don't worry, those two will definitely play. *Back to present*
Kiba: That dude gets bribed too easily. Shakes head.
Shino: Do a handstand for this doggie treat.
Kiba: No way…Does handstand.
Shino: I rest my case.
Renji: I couldn't bring Chad, so I had to bring this guy.
Kakashi: Uh... where are the sweets and the new Icha-Icha book you promised me.
Renji: We'll get it later. Promise.
Hinata: I c-can't believe you managed to convince K-Kakashi-sensei.
Alright, the Field rules:
The objective of the game is for the player and their team to kick the Blitzball, a dimpled ball about thirty centimeters in diameter, into the opposing team's goal while the opposing team simultaneously defends their goal and attempts to steal the Blitzball in order to make an attempt at the player's goal are while the player defends it and tries to steal the ball back.
Defensive tactics include tackles that could cripple or knock an opponent unconscious altogether. (Think of this as soccer, vollyball, and rugby, all underwater)
Substitutions are not allowed until between rounds.
There are 4 rounds (not including tiebreakers), each last 5 minutes.
Squall: That's it?
Tidus: More or less.
Zidane: Hey look! A crowd is gathering in the stadium!
Bartz: We have fans!... Hey, what's Orihime doing walking around with that box of snacks? Is Rangiku and Haineko (Zanpakuto spirit form) helping?... Hey look, Ulquiorra is passing out his own snacks! I didn't know he knew how to make anything. I wonder who else is selling stuff.
Wolfie: Wow, looks like this is going to be a big match.
Halibel: Ulquiorra probably makes delicious cookies… for vampire bats.
Zidane: Turns out, there also bets being taken.
Jecht: Hey! Who'll be our team captain and other players?
Halibel: Alright, re-construction of team. I'll be team captain and one of the fielders. The other two will be Jecht and Kiba. Goalie will be Hinata because her Shugohakke is perfect for defending underwater. Defenders will be-
Shino: My bugs will drown.
Akamaru: Grrr!
Kiba: Akamaru refuses to get wet.
Halibel: Wolfie: You're a defender!
Wolfie: But my hearing aids-
Halibel: Take them out. You don't need to hear underwater.
Wolfie: Fine but don't expect me to react to anything you say!
Halibel: Defenders huh, do you think I can rope in the Sanbi?
Shino: Not a chance, we saw that thing. It won't react to anything you say.
Halibel: Fine… let's see…Aha Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi!
Kiba: And pray tell how you will convince them?
Halibel: A girl has her ways… I could always charm them.
Soon the whole team, including Kisame and Itachi, was ready for a mean game of Blitzball! To be continued in a following chapter. Grimdivide makes the rules for the game.
Hinata: NorthernShinigami-chan is next.
*appeares out of a forest running and screaming with a bunch of insects after her* YOU SAID IT WORKS BOTH WAYS! HO DO I GET THEM OF ME?!*dissapeares into the trees again*
Shino: By unsummoning them again obviously, if you can't figure out how to get then maybe you're not ready for this yet…
Lilly: With choose Shino, simply because I'm a CAT woman.
Wolfie: Ugh, finally! Someone remembered to vote. Thank you.
Shino: Shino 1, Kiba zero.
Kiba: Oh shut up, it's just one vote.
kori: *reads from a list of dares prepered by NS*:
"Shino: I dare you to bake an Akamaru-cake
Kiba: mud cake
Wolfie-chi:Corset-cake...
Halibel-chi: Aizen-cake
HInata: water-cake"..
Wolfie: Chi? What do you mean Corset cake, like from corsets?
Shino: Sit still Akamaru.
Kiba: Who's going to eat it?
Halibel: Starts baking a cake.
Hinata: How d-do I do that?
...*reads more*...a CAKE from WATER?!..wait- she want's Shino, halibel to bake a CAKE from Akamaru and Aizen?...and what the hell is a CORSET cake?!*turns to Liily* what's wrong with this list?
Wolfie: I could ask you the same thing.
Lilly: *reads list*...that's a HOTDOG cake you idiot, not THE DOG-not Akamaru
Shino: Oh? Too late. Akamaru's already eating the cake.
Akamaru: Mmmwoof!
...besides, Hinata ha thing with water..I think.
Hinata: Makes sense. Shugohakke! Rokujyuu yonsho, cake style! Uses shugohakke to make the cake in a dome form with a water layer.
And...I'm not sure about that cake from Aizen?...It sounds kinda gross...*shudder*
*Still Lilly:* ...you know what? let's drop the dare of Halibel...for now. Unless Halibel want's to do that
Halibel: Standing in a corner with her zanpakuto as a cake knife, planning on how to cut the cake with Aizen's face on it into tiny pieces, chew them up and spit them out…
Wolfie: Enough thought-bubbles thank you!
... about that Corset cake, NO, there's no spelling mistakes. NS Asked for a CAKE of CORSET. Don't ask. I have no idea...we think she's ill or something. Anyway, let us know how it tasted, 'k? bye~ *goes on to somewhere*
Wolfie: Weird, goes back to the 17th century to steal some corsets of rich ladies and arranges them on her cake then tastes. …Needs some deodorant.
Kori:..there's one more thing: NS want's to know what you think about the pairing of Ulquiorra and GIn. not nessecery Yaoi or something...it's just that she thinks that "that pairing is absolutly briliant 'cause the're completely opposites. Like hair and eye color, prsonality, like that."
So?
Wolfie: Very odd, can they even communicate?
Halibel: Ulquiorra is too much of boring company for Gin. Come to think of it…how weird would it be if they traded personalities. An Emo Gin and smiling Ulquiorra.
Kiba: DarkDanteJ is up next.
O.O you though i was a girl? what girl has the name dante? plus my name is derived fron the game "Dante's Inferno" DanteJ(OC) yes he is obviously obsessed me: says you -_-
Wolfie: I take offence to that. I did NOT think that you were a girl, Dante's a guy's name so duh. I just wanted to make 100% sure as to not make any mistakes like some people…*.*
hinata i dare to push naruto into sasuke's bathroom while he's taking a shower
Wolfie: Why do you give such odd dares, they're difficult for me to write you know?
Hinata: Eep! D-do what?
Halibel: Let me give you a hand, throws Hinata into garganta to where Naruto is and then pulls him in then teleports them both to Sasuke's hideout.
Naruto: Huh? Hinata? Where are we?
The two of them notices Karin peeking through the keyhole of a door giggling pervertedly…that is until she notices them as well.
Karin: Eek! Sasuke, who are these people?
Hinata: Realizes that she will have to hurry and quickly grabs Naruto and tosses him through door.
Naruto: Whoah! Why did you do that Hinata? Notices where he is.
Suigetsu: While in the bath. …Do you mind?
Sasuke: Notices Naruto from the shower. Naruto, I have severed our bond so leave! Powers up chidori but forgets about his situation. The result was a badly electrified Sasuke.
Hinata: What's happening in there? Gets teleported by garganta.
Halibel: Okaayyy, fun's over.
Kiba i dare you to ask choji if he'd marry you
Kiba: Sweatdrops, ok fine. Finds Chouji. Will you marry me?
Chouji: Drops bag of chips and they get crushed by walking people. Looks at chips.
Kiba: Oh no, he's gonna blow!
Chouji: ….I thought you'd never ask! Of course I will, hey everybody, Kiba's homo.
Kiba: What no! Shut up! It was just a dare. Flees from stampeding fanboys.
Chouji: Takes out another bag of chips. Revenge is a dish best served in a bag of chips. That's for making me drop the other bag.
and shino i dare you to shove fire ant in aizen's eyes
Wolfie: Uh, no offence but could you avoid these uber random dares, they're really difficult to write. This is partly why I took so long to update ok?
Shino: Summons a fire ant and leaves. Returns later. Sorry, he escaped with Kyoka Suigetsu and I couldn't pry open the other two's eyes so I picked some random arrancar, it was some ancient dude on a throne.
eyes halibel i dare you to...shove nnorita's head into yammy's pants while nnorita is charging his cero
Halibel: On my way…-
The next scene has been censored due to extreme violence and language deemed inappropriate for ages 0-99.
and Wolfie ehehe i dare you to push aizen,gin and tousen(naked) in ichigo's bed(like for them to fall on him) and yes i am very violent
Wolfie: Ok I'll-
The next scene has been censored due to extreme violence, language and (extremely creepy and inappropriate) nudity, to be kept away from people of all ages.
Wolfie: What's with all these weird pop-ups? Anyway, about your idea for the book. I can't really use Rangiku's boobs to suffocate him since she has already targeted Gin and we already did that with Halibel in a previous chapter.
Hinata: VampireEspada-chan is next.
OMG!! I JUST finished reading the new Naruto chapter!! Its totally awesome!! (spoilers here, so dont read!!)
Wolfie: If you don't want me to read it then why do you write it to me?
Okay, so Sasuke goes off about the need to revive his clan by slaughtering the leaf village, and then naruto is all like "I understand why you did it'
Wolfie: Pain helped Naruto understand. Whoo! Go Pain! By the why, I see Nagato's back?
(skip some details)and in the end of the chapter, Naruto and Sasuke charge at eachother, both of them having their powerful signature jutsu-Rasengan and Chidori-and then Sasuke and Naruto are pulled in a parallel universe for a few seconds and Naruto says that he was glad he met Sasuke, and Sasuke is all like "It doesn't matter what you say, I will slaughter the leaf...and will you go into history as the one who killed me or will you become one of my targets?!!" And then naruto is all like " I am NONE of those..and then a magical third desicion appears..and we dont know it yet...wow...thats a really big section devoted to Naruto. OHH~!! and I hope you had fun with the dare Ultrawolfie-dono! **smiles evilly*
Wolfie: What dare?
Hinata: The stuff in your hair.
Wolfie: Oh, the one which lasted a lot shorter than it should have. Yes I did. I mixed them and sold the results to a shampoo company, I believe it's the same shampoo you use.
Kiba: I recognized the smell of your shampoo in case you wondered. It's the same kind Akamaru uses.
*...and it seems my dare with Halilbel-sama has backfired...oh well!!
Halibel: Yeah seriously, "return to sender?" That was totally unexpected.
Now...time for some more dares...**looks at the crowd with ominous eyes*who to pick..who to pick...hmm...HINATA-CHAN!! I CHOOSE YOU! okay...that sounded like pokemon...
Wolfie: No kidding, I should know since I have loads of pokemon games, I love them. Ok I'm a dork, so what.
Anyway!! I dare you to run up to soi-fon and slap her across the face and say that was from Yoruichi...then proceed to run for your life.
Hinata: I don't want hurt anyone.
Kiba: She's planning to stab Naruto.
Hinata: The b-bitch! Leaves and bitch-slaps Soifon a couple of times. The first one was from Yoroichi and the other four from me.
Soifon: …?....! Sting my enemies to death, Suzumebachi!
Hinata: …Runs
Now Kiba...Kiba, Kiba, Kiba tsk, tsk. **smiles evilly, and looms over him**you have no Idea what I have planned for you...**clackles evilly**
Kiba: Mummy.
Akamaru: Whines.
Now before I get you you and your demise-which I will enjoy by the way- Shino...well, hmm...here, your glasses. I dont need them anymore.
Shino: Why thank you. I dislike using my spares.
Now back to you Kiba-get the hell out of that corner, you look like a whipped dog. I dare you to...**giggles**...**whispers the dare to Halibel-sama**
Halibel: …Kiba. Can I have custody over Akamaru after your dare?
Kiba: Wait, what? What did she tell you?
**..Now, lets get the show on the road, Kiba, I dare you to wear a pink speedo (like in borat, but hot cyber pink), and dash in Konoha screaming on the top of your lungs "The power of youth!!"..and you cannot spontaniously change out of it, you have to wear it for the rest of the hour
Kiba: …Faints.
Wolfie: A-a-aah, fainting won't save you. Revives Kiba with a bucket of ice-water.
Kiba: What did I do to deserve this…?
Hinata: Here you go Kiba-chan---I meant Kiba-kun. I went to buy you a speedo while you were unconscious. Presents shocking-pink speedo.
Kiba: Not you too… Fine, I'll just get this over with. Dresses behind screen with sniggers from everyone, possibly even Shino. Goes to Konoha. THE POWER OF YOUTH!!!!!
To nobody's surprise, I'm sure, He was soon joined by none other than Rock Lee… with a green speedo… with a turtle picture on it… over a certain area. (this …speedo… is not my creation. I saw it in another story)
After Kiba came back.
Kiba: The humiliation, I practically died of shame.
Halibel: That's why I asked for Akamaru:
Akamaru: Snorts, woof!
Kiba: Not funny, but did you see Lee's turtle-crotch speedo? Ridiculous.
Shino: Says the one running alongside him in a shocking-pink speedo.
Kiba: Just leave me alone, my reputation is ruined.
Hinata: …Kiba-cha-kun, don't feel so down, you t-took it like a man.
Wolfie: Sorry Kiba, I don't think you're going to win the bet now. Not after everyone saw that.
Kiba: …I know. Sits in corner with speedo.
...kukukuku, im so mean to you...but you pretty much called me that evil 's' word...so if anything, this dare is pretty light compared to what I WOULD have done to you.
Kiba: …I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT, DAMMIT! It was an accident, you shouldn't have brought it up in the first place, I'm dumb ok, I'm gonna say things without thinking about it.
Hinata: Don't be so hard on yourself Kiba-ch-kun.
have a good day, Ultrawolfie-dono, Halibel-sama, Kiba-mecchen(girl), Shino-san, and last but certainly not the least, Hinata-chan. Toodles; Vampy
Kiba: Don't! Rub! It! In!
Wolfie: Don't worry, the hour's up.
Kiba: Hmmf, why bother dressing. I've already kicked my pride in the balls.
Halibel: Uh ok, next is RLE95.
Wolfie: Finally! A normal review with average questions where I don't have to sweat!
Cooties are imaginary germs that little kids think they get from touching, hugging, or kissing children of the opposite gender. You know, the "boys/girls are gross" stage.
Wolfie: Thanks, because I'm not English, I'm not always familiar with all the English slang and stuff like that.
Oh yeah, since I started(accidentally) the whole contest, I give two votes! One for Kiba and One for Shino.
Wolfie: That leaves us at square one.
Shino: Shino-2 Kiba-1.
Kiba: Like I care.
Wolfie: …Maybe you were a bit hard on him Vampy?
Oh yeah, Shino: Haruhi wants to rape you. Kiba: Haruhi wants to rape you too. Hinata:...Haruhi wants to lock you in a closet and turn you into her dressup doll.
Kiba, Shino and Hinata: Who's Haruhi?
Halibel: I think it's her oc, right?
Hinata: Please don't bring her here.
Hallibell: Jaa-kun wants to watch you kiss Haruhi.
Halibel: Ok, who the heck is Jaa-kun?
Wolfie: No idea.
Halibel: He's gonna have to be disappointed because I'm not kissing a girl.
Shino: It wasn't a dare so I guess it's fine.
Wolfie:...You're just awesome!
Wolfie: RLE95…Thank you so much!
And Shino, if you want, you can go back to Mississippi with me for the summer! You can catch spiders, mosquitoes and ladybugs! That is all. Bye bye!
Shino: That would be very nice, but I am not actually in need of more bugs, my kikai bugs serve me well but it would be nice to visit.
Hinata: Dai Reth-kun is next.
I feel so welcome...(hugs back Wolfie)...I missed you all...
Anyways, a question to Kiba:
How is it you are able to derive from Akamaru's similiar barking, different phrases?
Is it like telepathy or smth?
Kiba: Not exactly. The Inuzuka clan carry secret jutsu which is used on babies of our clan, to enable us to distinguish between dogs' different phrases. After that it just takes practice to get used to it. One of the worst punishments to an Inuzuka is banishment because they take away that ability then you'll never be able to talk to your dog again. But that won't happen to us. Right Akamaru?
Akamaru: Woof!
Shino:
Why is it you study different bugs, when your Kikai, can do practically anything and if not, you can breed some that can? Are you looking for specific genetic modifications to add to your bugs genome?
Wolfie: Heh, I really missed all your intelligent questions, so scientific.
Shino: Partly yes, because having our bugs evolve is an advantage to us. For example when I made my bugs immune against the crystal style. That is how the Aburame become stronger. A 100 strong kikai bugs is better than a 1000 useless flies. But I also study bugs because it's a hobby. I find it interesting to learn more about insects.
Wolfie, a dare:
I DARE you to get Hinata high!(and I dont mean a place, I mean a state, you choose how).
Wolfie: Oh great, just when I was enjoying this review. Uh lets see, …I'm not exactly all-knowing on that subject so no fancy methods. Hinata, have you tried this? Naruto loves it.
Hinata: …? Crackpot ramen? Sounds pretty strange, sorry I'll pass.
Kiba: Uhh, my head's spinning. What's the smell? It smells like some kind of crack.
Shino: That's because it is! Get back here Hinata, don't touch that.
Hinata: Uh, ok Shino-kun.
Kiba: I don't feel too good. Faints.
Akamaru: Whines.
Wolfie: Oh jeez no, sorry. Throws ramen out of window. It's affecting too much innocents. Poor Kiba, you think he'll be fine?
Shino: Hard to tell, his sense of smell's even better than a dog's. Just let him sleep a bit.
Hinata, a question:
Are you stuttering now?
Hinata: N-no I'm n-not.
Halibel: …
Hinata: W-what?
Halibel: Nevermind.
Halibel:
... ... ... ... actually, I got nothing...take care!
Halibel: You know a story's in trouble when people lose interest in the main character.
Wolfie: That's what team 8's here for.
Halibel: That sure makes me feel good. Anyway, Aoi-Mizu's next.
Naw, I'm not mad. Hey, you update when you update. Actually, I bet a lot of my readers are ticked at me cause I haven't updated in...a while...
Wolfie: Yeah I'm pretty impressed, I haven't even received one complaint about the lateness off my story …yet. Still, my readers are really patient with me.
Halibel: Speaking of your story, be careful with what dares you allow there. I nearly got a heart attack when I woke up with a picture of Gin next to me this morning. Freaky, that definitely counts as getting up from the wrong side of the bed.
Actually, I am not Hawaiian. I lived there most of my life though. So, it rubbed off on me. Oh yeah, if you wanna watch FF VII the movie go ahead. I watched it the first time without playing the game, but than went, played the game, and than watched it again. Ramble done.
Wolfie: Maybe another day, I bought a new screen for my pc so I'm pretty poor at the moment.
Yay, Dai Reth is back. I enjoyed your rant. Aizen is insanely powerful... No one should have all that power...
Wolfie: Yeah seriously, at least even Uchiha Madara lost once against Hashirama. I wonder if it was him in the manga in that coffin, or perhaps the Rikudou sennin.
Got a question for Halibel. If you could meet or talk with anyone again, alive or dead, who would it be? Actaully smae question to everyone!
Halibel: Again huh? Then probably my fraccion or Masamune, it's been a while.
Wolfie: Tricky, I'm going to make anyone in my fanfiction count. It would be Zetsu, I'd love to have an interesting conversation with him since I'm becoming quite interested in him.
Kiba: That was a nice sleep, let's see…that would be my dad, I'd like to punch him for running away.
Shino: This is quite difficult…probably Tobi because I would like to figure out the secret behind his space-time ninjutsu.
Hinata: My mum, she died when Hanabi was a baby.
Aloha!
Halibel: Right, truemasterhaseo's next.
Sorry I missed reviewing last chapter, I've been a bit busy. Anyway! I finally got creative ideas back for an angel's love so I should be updating that soon.
Wolfie: Yes! Finally your muse is back.
Wolfie:
I had the new technique for your werewolfie form ready but I realized that wasn't much of an apology so I decided to give you a life-time supply of pizza instead. Just think and it shall appear!
Wolfie: …Pizza pops up. Munch munch. Thanks, you're forgiven.
Halibel:
Masamune's burrying the letter under the Antarctic as we speak.
Halibel: Maybe that's not such a good idea with global warming and all that.
Strange letter flushes up into the toilet.
Hinata:
I'll work on Ryuu's story next. Hopefully I'll think of a more original name by then
Ryuu- Hey! I like my name!
Me- So?
Hinata: Maybe you should t-take note of h-his feelings too.
Kiba & Akamaru:
I dare you to switch bodies with each other for one hour!
Werewolfie: Leave it to me. Soon, there is a flash and both Kiba and Akamaru looks dazed.
"Akamaru": Huh, why am I furry all of a sudden, oh right, the dare.
"Kiba": Woof?
Halibel: He, don't worry Kiba, I'm sure your popularity will soar now since everyone loves Akamaru.
Shino:
I've been thinking of a really divious dare for payback since you did what you did to Masamune. I dare you to fight every member of the Toad Summon Clan at once for an hour straight with no backup, no crazy Toad repelling devices, just you and your insects.
Shino: …That's not fair.
Kiba: You did target his oc.
Shino: If his oc let a couple of bugs bother him so much then he isn't all that good.
Hinata: Shino-kun, you'll make it worse t-talking like that.
Wolfie: Sorry Shino, you're on your own. Transports Shino to Myobokuzan. …btw, did you get this idea from "a new chance"? Because there they make the connection between toads and the Aburame clan…priceless.
Halibel: Ok, I'm not sure when Shino'll be back. There is quite a lot of toads.
Wolfie: After this …we have another one of those stupid insulting reviews from someone who has nothing intelligent to do with their time. I'm not going to bother putting it on the story, by the looks of the spelling, it looks like the same guy as last time, dunno? Calls himself , And he's such a coward that he deleted his account.
Halibel: Reads review, Whoa, this is even worse. He dared to insult our reviewers personally!
Wolfie: Ok, that's just crossing the line. Who did he insult?
Halibel: Lets see… truemasterhaseo, Aoi-Mizu, Dai Reth, RLE95, VampireEspada, DarkDanteJ, NorthernShinigami, GrimDivide and DragonTamer186.
Wolfie: What! All my prized reviewers! He's lucky he doesn't have any stories or I would show him what REAL insults were.
Halibel: Just one thing you said, and I quote "I read all your chapters so far, and they arent even worth crap." If they're so bad then why did you read all 26 chapters, you moron?
"Akamaru": Talk about falling in your own trap.
"Kiba": Woof!
Shino: This is quite sufficient proof that the human brain does have limitations.
Hinata: Shino-kun, you're back? Are you alright?
Shino: More or less, I decided to not use my insects or I would lose all of them so I stuck with Taijutsu, it went ok until I had to fight Gamabunta, Gamaken and Gamahiro. There I had to hide.
Halibel: Next we have a new person, Demon Incarnate, sounds fearsome.
Hey, guys. First things first, I AM a demon, technically, except I was cast out of hell for performing righteous deeds.
Wolfie: Heh, usually it's the other way around.
Movin' on...
Now then, Wolfie, I would love to say that I've enjoyed this wiki through and through and wish you the best of luck on future chapters.
Wolfie: Thanks, I'll do my best, sometimes I get a bit busy though. …I really should work on my other stories a bit…
Halibel *ahem* I just want to say that you are an incredibly beautiful and talented woman. Masamune-san is very lucky to have you. I WAS going to do a dare between you and Masa, but seeing as how you have your memories of him back, it wasn't really going to have the same effect.
Halibel: Pity, you should have done it earlier. He was here for quite a while, or did you just recently start reading this story?
Hinata, I'm sure that Naruto feels the same for you, deep down.
Hinata: T-thanks for the words.
"Akamaru": Hey, I think he's right. After all, Naruto did turn into the kyuubi after seeing you get "killed".
Hinata: Thanks Aka-I mean Kiba-kun.
Akamaru: Arf!
Hinata: You too, Ki-Akamaru-kun.
Kiba and Shino, if I had to vote between either of you, I would choose Kiba. I really like dogs, which reminds me, a package should be arriving now.
Kiba: Kiba 2 Shino 2.
Shino: …
Wolfie: Hey you're back.
Akamaru: Woof?
Halibel: Have you noticed something, if they vote for Kiba, it's because they like dogs.
Wolfie: And if they vote for Shino, it's because they like cats better.
Halibel: Not even because they actually like the actual person?
Hinata: There's a s-strange package at the door with airholes. What should I d-do?
For Akamaru, I sent him a new friend to play with. He's a hellhound, but don't worry, he's friendly. Call him whatever you'd like, and I hope he and Akamaru get along well.
Akamaru: Woof! Wags tail.
Hellhound: Arrf! Wags chain of fir-tail.
Wolfie: Hmm, little help here. What's would be a nice name?
Kiba: How about Ryuuka? It has a cool sound to it.
Halibel: I like it.
Wolfie: Then it's decided. Ryuuka will be his name.
Akamaru and Ryuuka have found interest in Ryuuka's bone army and are chasing some skeletons around. Tiburon and Inudoton joins them. (Halibel's sharks)
Well, I gotta get going. See ya next chapter.
Halibel: Right, next is another newcomer to this story, Fire EmblemCaptain.
Greetings Wolfie.I have enjoyed reading this.
I have my OC Lyon, from my original story, here with me who will ask questions or dares on behalf of himself and his friends.
Lyon:Thank you. Now the first question is from me.
Is there someone you would do anything for even though you know so little about them (basically would you help a stranger)
Wolfie: You should state who your questions are to, but we'll all answer randomly.
Hinata: I would help any citizen of Konoha as w-would the rest of my team.
Halibel: I can't really say yes because there's always some power hungry little twerp trying to trick you.
Wolfie: Sadly no, because the crime rate in our country's very high so it's too dangerous and there are always criminals trying to trick innocent civilians.
*sweatdrop*You make it more deep then it should be.
Lyon: really? well anyway next question. This one is from my sister Lily "Even though you're spirits, do you believe in zombies or undead?"
Halibel: I guess we are undead in the loosest definition of the word.
Shino: We do since there are shinobi techniques that can temporarily revive the dead.
Kiba: Like the hokages and that zombie technique of Kabuto.
Wolfie: Yup, there's a zombie sleeping in our shrubbery unfortunately. He doesn't even react to the weed killer and only moves at night.
That's a strange question for her since she summons undead
Lyon: that's just her. Ok next will be something from Dunce "You sound strong, but what is your most devistating attack. This question is to all those who can answer."
Wolfie: Dunno, I prefer transforming then summoning my ninja wolf pack, perhaps I should add Ryuuka. His abilities will be very helpful. Then we prefer going Taijutsu.
Halibel: I haven't used it yet but it's an attack that depends on a lot of moisture in the atmosphere. Tiburon Suriyuudan Hyorou. It becomes a giant mass of water prison crushing anyone in it and I can move freely in it, that fool Kisame from Naruto copied it and now he's the one who "invented" it.
Hinata: Juuho Shoshiken or Shugohakke Rokujyuu-Yonsho. I've used them both.
Shino: Parasitic insects: Typhoon.
Kiba: That would be mine and Akamaru's combination Garouga.
I bet his next question would be "you wanna fight" or something
Lyon: probably. Ok next Question is from Robert "I pride myself as being as fast as lightning. Do any of you have something you pride yourself in?"
Wolfie: I pride myself in being a genius even though I'm deaf.
Halibel: I pride myself in being the strongest female in Hueco Mundo.
Kiba: I pride myself in my insanely good sense of smell.
Shino: I pride myself in my large amount of insects.
Hinata: I d-don't really have anything…
Wolfie: How about being able to invent such a powerful attack such as Shugohakke while you were just a genin.
Hinata: I g-guess you're r-right.
Robert isn't as fast as lightning he just can move in it
Lyon: Doesn't that count as speed? Next up is Drake "*smiles evily* I see there are some people you hate. I dare each of you to burn your most hated enemy *cackles maddly*"
Wolfie: Tosses torch into garganta to 's place.
Halibel: Been there, done that, more than once.
Hinata: I-I don't really have enemies, sorry.
Kiba: Ditto for me more or less, unless…Tosses a torch onto the cat Tora.
Tora: MIAAAUUU PSSHHHHHT PFFFTRRRR!!! (Translation: Censored)
Shino: …Looks at a giant burning heap of bug spray.
*Sweatdrop* that's drake for you Pyromaniac to the end
Lyon: he does use the element fire. Next is Brad "Why do you hold back in battle? You should hit your opponent quick and hard"
Wolfie: Some people want to save their strength for bigger battles.
Halibel: I prefer to wait till I learn more about my opponent and his abilities as to not get caught off-guard.
Hinata: I don't really like hurting people…
Shino: I usually need time to prepare for my attacks.
Kiba: I don't hold back.
Everyone has their reasons
Lyon: some just aren't as reasonable as others. Tim is next "Everyone has their fears, what are yours?"
Wolfie: I'm afraid of the dark, because at night I take off my hearing-aids then I can't see OR hear a thing.
Halibel: Fire, pretty odd huh since I'm a water type but I think that's why I'm a water type in the first place.
Wolfie: Any fire?
Halibel: No, just large amounts of it.
Hinata: I-I'm afraid of losing N-Naruto-kun.
Shino: I don't want to use the word afraid but I do dislike too much light or bug spray.
Wolfie: Hence that burning heap.
Kiba: I guess I'm afraid of losing Akamaru.
Just because Tim scares all of his opponents in battles doesn't mean everyone has a fear
Lyon: I think everyone has a fear of something. Next is Jacob is next "Hi everyone I'm Jacob. I think me and Halibel would do well in battle since I use water for ALL of my attacks. It doesn't even need to come from anywhere. I can just make it.
Halibel: As long as we're on the same side, I don't think we would ever get anywhere if we were enemies.
Ok my question is, was Kurenai the best teacher for Team 8? I was curious since none of them learned any genjutstu. Well I think no of them did"
Kiba: Well… you do have a point but she was very good in helping us become top scouts.
Shino: Plus we're practically immune against genjutsu now.
Hinata: Kurenai-sensei brought out the best in us.
Jacob sure talks alot
Lyon: that is because he has alot to say. Next is Alexis "This is a really simple question. What is your favorite flower?"
Wolfie: …Does a Venus flytrap count?
Kiba: I don't really pay much attention to flowers.
Shino: Anything without a strong odor.
Hinata: I like a lot of flowers, like the Desert Rose or Cosmo.
That's all I have time for I will bring the other questions on the next chapter
Wolfie: Please do, you and your friends ask intelligent questions.
Lyon: Farewell and goodluck with dealing with each other
It's not like they are gonna kill each other for no reason
Kiba: I wouldn't be so sure.
Lyon: it's only just incase
Wolfie :Ok last is-
Sorry foregot to vote
Shino or Kiba. Um that's a tough one. probably Shino, Although I don't really like the silent people, but I'm more of a cat person.
Halibel: See, not because he likes Shino but because he's a cat-person.
Wolfie: Ok, last review finally is Drew L.
Hey, Tia, this is Drew L., and you are one of the Arrancars I don't hate with a passion.
Halibel: I'm honored, and surprised. Very few people ever call me by my name.
Anyway, how did you become a Hollow to begin with and why? Also, who were you in life?
Halibel: Well… that's quite a long story, you see-
Wolfie: Why don't you see it for yourself. Go into my profile and look at my stories, I only have two, this one and "Origins of the Tercera". That story will answer both your questions quite well since it focuses on Halibel's origins.
Halibel: Well then , that's it for the reviews!
Wolfie: Finally, after a month of stalling!
Halibel: Well then, time for the book.
Chapter 27-Have Aizen join a D-rank mission with Killerbee
Halibel: Nie 'n manier nie, daardie ou moet seker die mees irriterende ou op aarde wees.
Wolfie: Ja selfs die agt-stert bul hou nie van hom nie, en hy moes met hom groot word. Hartseer. Dis seker hoekom hy meer geduldig en hoflik is as die ander agt. Hulle is net plein mislik.
Kiba: Ja, ons kry die punt so kom ons kyk wat sou gebeur.
Onder andere omstandighede.
Aizen: …Hoekom is ek hier, of eerder, waar is hier?
Killer bee: Ha hei jy, is in die Wolkenasie, hier is ek jou nie so kleine basie.
Aizen: Wat 'n floue rym probeerslag. Selfs ek kan dit beter doen maar in elk geval. Hoekom is ek hier? Antwoord my!
Killer bee: Van wat ek hoor, voor in die koor, is jy van die woestyn nasie maar nie die sand dorp nie, vir seker nie. Jy is hier om my te help om 'n sekere moeilike entjie van a 'n kat te help van want die Genins kan niks met hierdie een regkry nie.
Aizen: …'n Kat?
Killer bee: En nie enige kat nie. Taros, Tora se ouer en meer gemene sussie met 'n viesliker humeur. Hy het al nege kinders doodgemaak wat hom prober vang het.
Aizen: Oukei, ek het genoeg gehoor, hoe kom ek by die huis.
Killerbee: Watse huis, jy's by 'n paradys. So goed en groot, soos die vuurland se woud van dood.
Aizen: Hemel help my. Is ek vas hier?
Om vervolg te word in 'n ander dag en 'n ander taal.
Ok, Happy (very late) April's fools. I wanted this up by then but I was busy with chess so… still it's a bad timing. For the curious. That was my home language, Afrikaans, 'tis a dying language unfortunately. The score of the bet is Shino-2, Kiba-2. Those who forgot to vote, please do so next chapter. I want a proper result please. And I'm killing the next one who says they're a cat person or a dog person. Gimme a proper reason please. I'll try to be faster with the updates from now on but no promises. Thanks for your patience. Btw, this is chapter27 and it's 27 pages long, talk about coincidence.
Ultrawolfie out.