Phew, this time I was even slower, but I can promise faster updates because our exams are over and it's now the holidays, and the soccer world cup has begun. VIVA South Africa! Did you see the new manga, I think it's great that Naruto and Bee finally met and that they showed the Hachibi again, and the story with his mother, she's just like I thought she would be. Forgive me for the prank of last chapter, I will eventually redo that one I promise. Now onwards with the story.
Chapter 28
Wolfie: Welcome everyone, sorry about the prank but now you all got a taste of my real language. Unless there are South Africans hidden among you, I doubt anyone understood that.
Halibel: What about Netherlanders?
Wolfie: That's true, they might.
Hinata: The bet b-between Kiba-kun and Shino-kun will end at the end of this chapter a-and the score is 2 each.
Wolfie: This time there will be enough votes to finish it properly. First reviewer is truemasterhaseo.
Welcome back, Wolfie-sama, Halibel , and Team 8.
There has been a slight road block in my writing. TESTS! to many exams and end of year projects! If I have to take another test I'll go insane! ...Actually it's a bit late for that so... TO THE FUNNY FARM! (you rock if you get that reference) MASAMUNE, TAKE OVER FROM HERE. (throws box offscreen)
Halibel: Isn't the year just beginning?
Wolfie: Sorry, I've heard that before but I don't really get what it means.
*SMACK* OW! (Masamune walks onscreen with a big box and a welt on his head) *sigh* That does it I'm going on vacation(opens a garganta that has Hawaiian music drifting out of it) RYUU, GET YOUR MIDGET SELF OUT HERE!
Halibel: Glomps Masamune. You're back!
(throws box offscreen and walks through garganta) *THWACK* OW! (13 year old with strawberry-blond [Ichigo-orange] hair in a messy/spiky hairstyle, amethyst [deep purple] eyes, five whiskerlike marks, black ninja sandals, and a nondescript, black jumpsuit walks on screen.)
*Yawn* Mornin' everyone. Allow me to introduce myself. I am one of Haseo-sama's original characters. My name is Seiryuu... well I'll just let you guess my last name. The person who gets it right gets one of Haseo-sama's cookies!
Wolfie: I'd say Namikaze or Uzumaki because you look like family of Naruto, Juubi host right?
Halibel: With a crush on Hinata.
Hinata: M-me?
Kiba: You've seen him before.
Speaking of which... (opens box) Huh... It appears Haseo-sama left me with three fortune cookies addressed to all six of you and a ... what is this? (Pull's out a jacket with a list stappled on top) Dare supplies apparently. (sends jacket and fortune cookies to You using some kinda ninjutsu)
Wolfie: Picks cookies and dares up and hands it out.
Halibel: I dare you to find Sai and pour water on all his paintings.
Halibel: On my way. Disappears through garganta and goes to Sai's room. So he's not in, perfect. Some water out of the tap…levitates water onto paintings. That's it. Let's go.
After Halibel leaves, Sai returns.
Sai: Hmn? Why have my paintings been drenched and smeared with water…say, that makes quite a nice texture. I like way the paint swirls. Perhaps I should take up water-painting instead…
Back with our lot.
Halibel: I'm done.
Kiba:I dare you to wear this catnip covered jacketand run through the cat portion of a vets office.
Kiba: Why do I always get the worst dares?
Hinata: Don't worry Kiba-kun, It'll pass.
Kiba: Puts jacket on and goes to local vet. Returns totally shredded.
Shino: What happened?
Kiba: Well most of the cats was in cages so it would have been ok but, guess who was there for inspection Akamaru.
Akamaru: Woof?
Kiba: Tora! I'm going to strangle that cat one day.
Akamaru: GrrRR!
Hinata: I dare you to challenge Wolfie to an eating contest with your favorite foods.
Hinata: Wolfie-chan, I challenge you to a r-ramen eating contest.
Wolfie: Why ramen?
Hinata: Since Naruto-kun likes it I started eating it so that we could eat together. I can eat more than Naruto-kun at a sitting.
Wolfie: …I've never eaten ramen before in my life.
Hinata: There's always a first time.
Wolfie: If you say so. Puts on apron.
The two sits down with stacks of ramen bowl in front of them (like Naruto in the anime)
Wolfie and Hinata: Itadakimasu!
Shino: I dare you to say a full sentence with as much emotion as possible.
Kiba: I don't think that's the right way to do it.
Shino: (emotionless) I don't like emotion.
Kiba: He doesn't have emotion, you said possible, it's not possible. Even Gaara has more emotion when he goes into a bloodlust craze.
Akamaru: I dare you to try and talk with Unohana.
Akamaru: …whine?
Kiba: How, he can't talk?
Shino: Just let him bark at her.
Akamaru: Woof. Leaves.
With Unohana.
Akamaru: Woof, woof whine!
Unohana: Oh what a cute doggie. Pets Akamaru.
Akamaru: Wags tail.
Unohana: You should visit captain Komamura sometime, here you go. Gives Akamaru some doggie treats.
Akamaru: Woof! Munch. Leaves.
Kiba: Lucky, it's much easier for you to talk to her.
Akamaru: Woof!
Wolfie: Stuffed…I give urp!
Hinata: But we're only halfway?
Wolfie: I don't care, you win.
Shino: About time, we still have to look at our fortune cookies.
Halibel: Hinata, you get the first one.
Fortune cookie #1: The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Halibel: That's probably referring to your crush with Naruto, Sakura gets the worm, you get the cheese.
Hinata: But I don't eat cheese?
Halibel: Nevermind, second cookie goes to Shino.
Fortune cookie #2: When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Shino: I like it, lemons give too much of a strong odor but grape juice tastes nice.
Halibel: You're not supposed to take it so literally, it's a figurative meaning.
Wolfie: 'kay, Kiba, you get the last one.
Fortune cookie #3: The following statement is true. The previous statement is false.
Kiba: If the next line I true then the first one is false but then that means the first one is false, then is the second one true…what the hell? It doesn't make any sense?
Halibel: That's because it's supposed to not make sense.
[Sorry for the long review and for the record I'm not really a cat or dog person. I like them both but they can both get on my nerves just as easilly as the other.]
Wolfie: The next review is from Seconda Etapa, a newcomer.
HI EVERYONE!
First of all, I vote for Kiba, cause he was man enough to do the speedo dare.
Kiba: Nice. Kiba 3 Shino 2
Halibel: Looks like it worked to your advantage.
Wolfie: The idea with the 100 ways to kill Aizen is very funny. I think it´s a little to much to ask, but could you rewrite the last chapter of the 100 ways in english?
Wolfie: It's not too much because I was planning to do it anyways but I'm going to change it a bit because I just wrote a random event, it's not even funny. But you'll have to wait till next chapter. I have something special planned for the end of this chapter.
Shino: I dare you to put 20 bugs in Kibas underwear. Sorry Kiba, but I couldn´t tell him to do that to any of the girls.
Halibel: Very wise, otherwise the dare would have failed. There are some limits.
Kiba: Shino back off, I swear I'll shit those bugs to death.
Shino: Sorry Kiba, no choice.
Kiba: Damn that's uncomfortable, make them lie still…that's better.
Kiba: Here, 20 steaks, one for each bug. * turns to the others * these are only for Kiba and Akamaru, so stay away from them. * sudden burst of wind *
Kiba: Awesome! C'mon Akamaru!
Akamaru: Woof!
Halibel: Every dog has its day.
Hinata: You know that the reason you are not with Naruto is Sakura, right? I could make her disappear from history if you want. ( timetravel )
Hinata: Sorry but I'd rather you didn't, I'll win Naruto-kun fair and square.
Inner Hinata: I'LL PUMMEL HER WITH MY OWN TWO JYUUKEN FISTS, TAKE THAT FOREHEAD CHA CHA CHA!
Shino: Why does it feel like another presence came and went?
Hinata: Uh sorry, what do you mean? 'Phew, thank goodness the words didn't slip.'
Halibel: The way you keep your lower face hidden makes you look very badass. Actualy, you are the coolest Espada.
Halibel: Thank you, I'm well aware of that fact.
Wolfie: Show off.
Well, time to go. BYE! * leaves, and a lot of pizzas appear out of nowhere. *
Everyone: Itadakimasu!
Wolfie: Next is FireEmblem captain.
Hey Wolfie good to see you again.
Lyon: I as well.
I'm sorry if my excuse for my vote was bad so i came up with another one. I voted for Shino because he thinks ahead while kiba would probably rely on brawn over brain. I'm also sorry for not being more specific on who the questions or dares are for. If the question or dare has no specific person then it is most likely for everyone who can answer.
Kiba: I can use brains too, I figured out how to get rid of the smokescreen during the Sanbi arc. Shino doesn't have any brawn so he has to rely on brains.
Shino: …
Lyon: Brawn over brain is how Dunce wins all of his battles.
Professor Shuton won even more battles because he uses both.
Lyon: getting off track
Right, anyway Lyon will read some more question his friends have.
Lyon:Thank you. First up is Ryan "Greetings, there is a quote I would like your opinion on that one of my opponents used. 'Do you hate me for what I say? If you tolerate me, then continue to you dislike me, then simply ignore me and move on. If you hate me, then fight me. So tell me, what do your feelings tell you?' What do you think?"
Wolfie: It sounds like something Itachi would say to Sasuke.
I think that guy reads too much into emotions
Lyon: I liked the quote. Archer is next "...I have heard about what happens to the demon containers. Abuse... loneliness. We have shared similar fates. Its not so much as a dare but a request. I would like you to help someone you feel needs it."
Hinata: I will. If you're the same then what is your other half?
Poor Archer. Had a hard life from the start for being a half-breed.
Lyon: Ya. On a lighter note Lorenz is next "Hey everyone I'm Lorenz. I have super awsome ninja skills too although i can't do jutsu. I've always believed that the small can topple the large if there are enough of them. Do you agree?"
Kiba: That sounds like Naruto.
Shino: But there is another quote, "an expert with a stone can still beat a novice with shuriken"
Numbers didn't help your fight with Ephraim
Lyon: it did help with the fight against Fartormis. Professor Shuton is next "My bracelets remind me of my wife. They remind me how I couldn't save her. They are my power. Just because you have the power doesn't mean you'll be able to save the person closest to you. My question is this: Do you have an item or place that reminds you of a past mistake?"
Wolfie: Not really…
Kiba: Every time I look at Akamaru, I get reminded of the time I couldn't protect him against Orochimaru's subordinate.
Hinata: …No.
Shino: Not for me.
Halibel: …My hollow mask and the scars on my shoulder and midsection. The mask is because I became a hollow and the scars are for trusting Aizen.
Poor Professor Shuton. Lost his wife and child.
Lyon:He's had it tough. Next question is from Raven "Hello, first I must say that I'm impressed that you can deal with all the arrogent Espada, Halibel. That must take alot of self control. I'm a writer so I'll ask something related to literature. My question is for Wolfie. Do you have a favorite book or short story? The others can answer if they want to."
Wolfie: That's a tricky question because I read a lot of books so I'll name the series, I enjoy reading Redwall abbey, The edge chronicles and the twilight saga as well as Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl.
Polite as ever Raven.
Lyon: He does have a lot to live up to. Next and last one for the chapter is from Elizabeth.
Oh no. Wolfie if you or Halibel feel insulted by the questoin you don't have to answer it.
Lyon: That's mean. Anyway here is Elizabeth "My question is for Haliblel. Why do you care so much for your fraccion? They are only subordinates just someone to do their job and do it they can't even follow out an order then they are useless."
Halibel: Starts fuming. Is that your opinion… I'd like to see you as a subordinate, and if you think they're stupid then sack your subordinates and do all your work yourself then see what you feel then. Maybe you'll appreciate them more.
*smacks forhead* arrogent princess. Has no respect for people "under her"
Lyon: I questoin why you even made her.
I needed an arrogent princess not an insulting arrogent princess.
Lyon: Now you will suffer.
Wait, why?
Lyon: If Halibel doesn't try to hurt you for making Elizabeth, then Elizabeth will try and hurt you for calling her that.
Halibel: I'm not even going to come after you, that bitch will make you suffer enough.
Well before I start running for my life, Nice chapter Wolfie can't wait for the next one. *Runs for life*
Lyon:... He is so screwed. We'll see you next time Wolfie. OH and I almost forgot. Raven sent his book for a sort of prize for Halibel, for dealing with everything she's gone through so far, in the mail. It's called "My Angel with Black Wings". It's one of his popular book series. Although its mostly, if only, read by females. Don't know why. Enjoy.
Halibel: I dunno but the title does sound like a book meant for women, maybe that's why.
Next is Grimdivide…maybe you should shorten your review a tiny bit, it's over two pages long, don't get me wrong, we love reviews, it just takes forever to write the chapters if the reviews are so long because there are more things to respond to.
Guy in cobalt blue armor: Hey, uh, my name is Church. Sorry, but right now Grim is currently straightening out everything to get underway... Oh, and Grim got tired of consistantly using characters from the same series, so now he's using us from Red versus Blue... But anyway, back to the game.
Guy in red armor: Yeah, he said somethin' 'bout bein' sorry about the ref... What Sam Hell kind of name is Might Guy?
Kiba: You used that Gai as a ref, he probably made you all play in spandex outfits and run around the lap when you got a green card.
Shino: There isn't a green card.
Kiba: Trust me, with Gai, there is.
Church: Uh, Sarge, why don't introduce yourself. Since, I don't think Wolf or anyone else has made our acquaintance... Congrats, you were lucky until up to this point in your life.
Sarge: Quiet you dirty Blue! They don't want ter listen yer Blue chatterin'! DON'T listen to the Blues, they'll slit yer throat in yer sleep! They'll drink the blood yer unborn children.
Guy in Orange armor: Sarge, I don't think that's physically possible.
Guy in Maroon armor: Yeah, I'm going to agree with Grif this time-
Grif: Wow, you're disagreeing with-
Simmons: But you are wise for warning them about the evil Blues, Sir! You're a handsome man and brilliant leader!
Sarge: Thank you, Simmons!
Grif: For a second there, I thought you lost your touch on the **-kissing.
Simmons: I have a reputation to uphold. Plus, this is the best way to get higher up in command.
Church: ... I don't think it's working out that much.
Sarge: Simmons! This event calls for something special. Ready the Grif launcher!
Grif: *Sighs* Dear God...
Simmons: On it Sir! *leaves*
Sarge: Ah, fireworks and burning corpses. Just like the Olympics!
Church: The Olympics doesn't have-
Sarge: If I were in charge they would.
Grif: Where's the rest of your team?
Church: Well... *Scene changes to three guys cleaning the water sphere. One in blue armor, one in teal armor, and one in pink armor*
Halibel: So you're a… red team and a blue team?
Tucker (Teal): Caboose, what is in that tank?
Caboose (Blue): Something to clean the water with.
Donut (Pink): Chlorine!... And liquid Nitrogen.
Tucker: I'm pretty sure Church just meant to use the net to pick out all the leaves.
Caboose: You can't clean a pool without chlorine.
Donut: Yeah! And liquid nitrogen is awesome!
Caboose: Besides, I've tasted it! It is perfectly safe to swallow.
Tucker: What? Isn't that poisonous?
Caboose: Why does everything look yellow and taste coppery? *Collapses*
Donut *staring at Caboose*: Shouldn't we-
Tucker: He'll be fine. God hates Church too much for Caboose to die... What's the liquid nitrogen for? Doesn't that instantly freeze stuff? I'm pretty sure we shouldn't use that in a giant sphere of water...
Halibel: If you freeze my water sphere I'll smash it over your heads then make you defrost it with your breath.
Donut: But it's so cool to watch stuff freeze completely! Besides, would rather pick all the leaves out with that really heavy net thing? That looks like it could take a lot of work and we could get wet... You win! Just give me a minute to change into my speedos. *Leaves*
Tucker: I think I'll just go with the insta-freeze. *Back with the rest*
Church: ... I think I should probably go see how they're doing. *Leaves*
Grif: Yeah, you do that.
Simmons: Sorry, sir. Seems we didn't pack the Grif launcher when we came here.
Sarge: Dag nabbit! What do we have?
Simmons: Well if you remember Kefka, sir...
Sarge: NO WAY!
Grif: Yeah, clowns are dumb.
Simmons: You would know. You're mother is one of them.
Sarge: No, she's the fat, bearded lady. Ahahahahahahaha!
Grif: Up yours!
Sarge: What was that?
Grif: UP YOURS, SIR!
Sarge: Better! Now get ready fer the half time show. I'll get the rocket launchers and blazing rings of fire ready fer yer dive into the spike pit!
Kiba: Great, we're stuck with a suicidal lot.
Grif: Permission sigh and leave sir!
Sarge: Permission denied. Now get into your tutu fer the not half-time-half-time show.
Grif: *Sighs and walks off*
Sarge: Wuss.
Simmons: Does that mean you'll do it sir?
Sarge: Of course not! I'll get myself killed!
Simmons: Excellent point sir.
Sarge: Exactly. Now, UlteraWolfthingy, girl, come back later when we have the stage done.
Wolfie: What stage?
Shino: These guys are becoming more and more confusing.
Hinata: N-next is Northern Shinigami-chan.
Good to have you back! :DD *runs over to hug full of bug-bites*
Wolfie: Uh, maybe you should back off a little, no offence. I might get a rash.
Say...did you noticed that in the Anime, after removing the jacket, Halibel's chest was censored, but not after the FULL ress'? (new op~)
Then again, there's nothing to censore after THAT beach episode *snores*
Wolfie: You mean the full release, I haven't seen that yet on the anime…
Halibel: And they complain about me being indecent then make all the other girls wear bikinis that look practically like g-strings.
...Suigetsu in the bath?...Isn't he THE bath? xDD *snickers*
Wolfie: That's what I was insinuating, good job for spotting that.
Ok, let's talk about the cakeS! *looks at the water cake*
..Perfect! now let's just droawn Aizen in it!
Hinata: I'm o-onto it.
Wolfie: Sounds like your true motives are revealed.
*looks at the Akamaru\hotdog(?) cake*
...I don't get it. Did you bake Akamaru IN a cake? anyway, he licked it all off.
Shino: Yep, I covered Akamaru in icing, but couldn't really bake him since Kiba might be mad.
Kiba: Might be? MIGHT BE? Of course I'll be mad you idiot.
Shino: Does it really count when psychopaths call you insane?
Kiba: Huh?
*looks at the corset cake*
Marvelous work, wolfie-chan! did you put enough deordorant? cause it's need to ne toxic enough for Aizen to eat
Wolfie: Hehe, great evil minds think alike.
*look at..Halibel*
...*sweatdrops* You REALLY want to chop him off, do you?
Halibel: Yeah…so?
Well, in that case...*runs off to snach both full-sized Zangetsu from Shiro and Kuro (You know who!) and runs back*
...Actually...((SPOILER ALART) *runs back and gets Soi-Fong's Bankai.* That may be more affactive! -no, not yet! *paints it green-blue* NOW it's complete! *hands a bee-rocket with two chop-knif-SWORDS-to Halibel-chi*
*and turns-on a camera*
Halibel: …I already evaporated the cake, oh well, I'll do it on a life sized picture that I use for target practice. Puts up an unrecognizable mangled piece of paper en uses the weapons to make the paper spontaneously combust.
Lilly:...So..If I say I'm a cat person you'll kill me? *hides behind Akamaru*
Wolfie: I just think it's not a good enough reason to vote, eg. "I'm a dog person so Kiba wins, the end." I need real reasons. …Get away from Akamaru.
Kori: Sure, use the pup as a shield, why not...
Kiba: What pup, Akamaru's fully grown!
Akamaru: Grr!
...Ulquiorra...and Gin. Well..and Emo gin is not a problem, he actually looks very cool like that...unless he'll start crying. Ever seen him with open eyes NOT smiling? freaky~...but Ulquiorra smiling...where was it that I read that everytime Ulquiorra smiles a mirror's shattering and an angel falls from heaven?...
Halibel: The encyclopedia?
So...That's it :D! and in Wolfie-style I hereby declair:
freakin shytti wannabe, out. (To be onest, I was quite impressed of the vocabulary..idiot. I don't even bothered to get mad now _ )
Wolfie: Don't encourage him.
about Sorry this,I skipped something..ahm:
"Chapter 27-Have Aizen join a D-rank mission with Killerbee"
Your home language, is it?...too bad I can't read it *sigh. was about to write something rude then reading the not below* sorry
p.s: DEATH BY CAKES!
Wolfie: I slave for hours over a keyboard in a hot room to play a prank and this is the thanks I get? Remind me not to prank you again…mumbles about ungrateful people Wasn't it intersting to see my language, If anyone want me to translate an English word into my language, just tell me.
Hinata: N-next is Demon incarnate-kun.
Hey guys, great to see you all again.
Now I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I have concocted a dare that is so horrible, so gruesome, so GUTWRENCHING, that not even MY OWN FATHER, THE DEVIL HIMSELF, CAN POSSIBLY FATHOM A PUNISHMENT THAT IS ANY WORSE! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*ahem* Sorry, whenever I think of an enemy's demise, I tend to go a bit...bat$#!* crazy. I guess some demons never change. hehe
Anyway, the bad news is, since it's possibly the greatest dare ever concieved, I'm not going to say what it is until I'm almost. Rest assured, the dare will be worth the wait, and don't worry about it too much.
Now then, Wolfie, you're right. Angels falling from Heaven is more common than demons rising from Hell. "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions," I guess. Hmm.
Wolfie: I'll refrain from questioning the motives of hell in the future.
Halibel, to answer your question, yes, I did recently start reading this wiki. If I'd started reading this just a few months earlier, I could've had my chance. Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda.
Shino, how would you feel if every single kikai bug went EXTINCT?
Shino: I'd feel upset then start breeding Scarab beetles.
Kiba, it's nice to see that Akamaru and Ryuuka (nice choice of name, by the way) are getting along great. It was actually kinda hard finding a TAME hellhound, especially if you're banished from Hell.
Kiba: I'd tend to think that they would torch each other. Looks at Ryuuka and Akamaru playing.
For Hinata, I decided to send a gift. It's a chibi doll of your favorite shinobi, if you know what, or rather, WHO, I mean.
Hinata: Eep! Hides doll.
Kiba: Does she really think there's anyone in the universe that doesn't already know?
Shino: There is actually, Naruto.
Kiba: Obviously I was excluding him.
Ok, then. I think it's time for...(in a demonic voice) THE DARE. *DUN DUN DUN*
Everyone, I dare you all to:
1. Abduct Aizen.
Everyone: Jumps through garganta and returns with Aizen between them, struggling.
2. Restrain Aizen in a chair so that he can't lift his arms, turn his head, or close his eyes. Make sure he can't move a single muscle in his body.
Everyone: Securely ties Aizen to a pole, mega-glues his eyelids open and poisons him with Mayuri's paralyzing poison.
3. Take Aizen to a dark room with a giant, flatscreen TV that covers the entire wall.
Everyone: Plants post in the flat-screen room where all the movies, including Barney and Tellytubbies played off.
4. On the TV, play a super high-definition version of the '2 girls, 1 cup' video.
Wolfie: Rents blue-ray version of the movie…What kind of video is this anyway? I've never heard of it.
5. Lastly, sit back and listen to the soothing orchestra of Sosuke Aizen's panicked, disgusted screams.
Everyone: Sits in a sound-proof room with a stereo of Aizen as to block out the sounds of the video.
Halibel: Taps foot to the rhythm of Aizen's screaming.
Hinata: Faints.
Kiba and Shino: Leaves room carrying Hinata between them.
Wolfie: …He sounds quite disgusted, I wonder why.
Halibel: Humms a tune.
Well, I hope that was enough fun for about a few minutes. I'll see you guys next chapter. Who knows, I may bring either Roy or Damien to join me next time. See y'all.
Wolfie: Well, next is DarkDanteJ
Kiba because he was man enough to put on pink speedos and embarrass himself without crying and i respect that and hehehe
Kiba: Kiba 4 Shino 2.
Hinata: The d-dare actually worked i-in your favour Kiba-kun.
...why are my dares always censored O.o? i have a "creative" mind thats all
Wolfie: I'll stop censoring them when you start writing easier dares for me to write about. Put yourself in my shoes for a bit, I do it when I don't know what to do.
...and that guy who said the story sucked and offended your most prized reviewers lets seem hm say tht to Dante's(my OC)cero charging hand -_- anyway Halibel is hot and i dare Halibel to scare Hitsugaya by doing his paperwork in a rangiku or hinamori costume and make your voice sound really deep
Halibel: I'll do Rangiku, that'll scare him more. Leaves through garganta.
In the office of the 10th division, Captain Hitsugaya stood up and left the stacks of paperwork to go and drag his lieuetant's sorry ass back to the office.
Hitsugaya: Matsumotoooo! Hearing no reply he turned back to the office to find a sight. Matsumoto where have you- …What are you doing?
Halibel: Paperwork of course, I'm your vice captain after al- thud! Halibel looked up to see…
Captain Hitsugaya Toushiro, the ice dragon of the gotei 13 fainted dead cold.
Halibel: This could be blackmail material. Takes a couple of photos then leaves.
Hinata: H-how was it?
Halibel: You wouldn't believe all the dust on that paperwork…
Wolfie: I would definitely.
and i dare hinata to give naruto a BIG fluffy hug
Hinata: Eep.
Shino: Just get it over with, maybe you'll get through his thick cranium then.
Hinata: …Naruto-kun isn't thick, I'll go…
At ( where else )Ichiraku's ramen. Naruto was just heading out and accidently ran into Hinata, while he was still dazed, Hinata quickly took the chance to give him a hug then fled again.
Naruto: Eh? Who did that? …Maybe the ramen is getting to my head, nah ramen doesn't do anything bad.
Back with the others.
Kiba: So…
Hinata: I left before he noticed it was me.
Shino: That kind of defeats the purpose of a hug.
and i dare Kiba to watch the version of teletubbies and barney in speedos(the people on TV not kiba)and No LOOPHOLES ALLOWED he has to watch,hear and stay near,around and AT the TV and if he has to pee...take a empty bottle and use it but i suggest you make sure nobody sees you*gives Kiba a fire hydrant*you can use this too ^.^ Have Fun!
Wolfie: What is it with people and all these dares involving Barney and the Tellytubbies?
Halibel: Darn, he covered the loopholes, sorry Kiba, you're on your own.
Kiba: Thank goodness it's on the tv. Sure why not?
Wolfie: Just let me scrape Aizen out of there.
Halibel: Just leave him, I'm sure he'll enjoy this as well.
Kiba: As long as you gag him, I don't want to be at the business end of his mouth.
After an hour of Barney and the Tellytubbies: Speedo version1 Kiba comes out again.
Kiba: snort. …Sorry, it was hilarious seeing other guys drag their names through mud like I had to do. Why do you even suggest that I wouldn't want to see it.
Shino: Next is…are…Clonetos, Beavis and Butthead…
Wolfie: Strange names, and that's saying something.
hey names clonetos and uh well i got 2 weinor heads with me and we got some question
Butthead: you said weinor uh huh huh huh uh
Beavis: oh yeah heh heh heh heh
knock it off you two now then my question
halibel do you like daikaiju (giant monsters) if so who do you like?
Halibel: If you mean any giant monsters, well yes, I like them…used to be one myself hehe. I'd say…Godzilla was always fascinating to me because, like a shark, he lives in water often and enjoys eating fish.
Kiba: …
Halibel: What? Wolfie lent me the video.
Shino: …What are weinor heads?
Beavis: ooh ooh my turn uh h-hari-uh hey butthead it says hair balls heh heh heh
Butthead: cool uh hurry up and answer the question dillhole or im gonna kick your **
Beavis: uh can you uh show me your thingies and stuff BOING!
Butthead: uh forget that uh hey baby uh wanna do it?
Halibel: …Halibel, remember your calm place.
*sigh* why do i hang with you?
Beavis: uh cause uh i dunno
Butthead: i dont care about either of you as long as i score with that chick with the big boobs
Beavis: yeah boobs are cool
well then there ya have it so please answer this mmkay?
Halibel: Will you shut up about my boobs already?
Wolfie: Say…I've just seen and American series and they used the terms "beavis and butthead" to describe someone.
Hinata: Next i-is DragonTamer186-kun.
sup y'all suprisingly i didn't get in a lot of trouble for the wall like i thought i would. sweet.
anywayz on to the questions
Halibel- which of the espada do you respect the most? I don't mean power-wise i mean like as a person/arrancar? Which Shinigami?
Halibel: That would be Stark, not because of his strength but because he isn't power-hungry, egosistical, arrogant, impulseful, boastful, pricky, sexist-
Kiba: Thank you, we get the idea.
Kiba- Man how did you feel losing to naruto from him farting in your face. That was messed up and with your sense of smell how long till you stopped smelling that? And the reason i mess with you is cuz...well i don't know.
Kiba: That's a crappy reason and you know it. It felt and smelt awful but I made peace with it because he's a genius in his own way so I supported him with Neji. I was knocked half-unconscious so I didn't really smell it after the kick.
hmm oh well
Shino- well it sux that i lost but here's the 20 i owe you *hands Shino 20 dollars* Oh BTW what do your eyes look like. colorwise.
Shino: …I wonder?
Kiba: Don't mess with us, when you shower you must look in a mirror.
Shino: My bugs keep my body clean.
Kiba: Brushing your teeth- no wait, they clean your teeth too, am I right?
Shino: What? Are you stupid, that's disgusting. I brush my own teeth but I already have my goggles on by then.
Kiba: When you sleep?
Shino: There's not a mirror in my eyelids.
Kiba: You're doing this on purpose.
Shino: Prove it.
Hinata- yes you're definitly(sp?)one of my favorite's. And so like is Neji still kind of a prick to you or is he doing better after naruto kicked his **? Oh and what's your sister hanabi like? Is she like you,your dad,or neji?
Wolfie: If you're so worried about the spelling, it's definitely. You left out an "e".
Hinata: Neji-niisan is much nicer since his fight with Naruto, so s-something must have changed h-him there? Hanabi-neechan isn't really like any of us, she's more outgoing with her emotions than Neji-niisan and Otousama but only around me, when with them she's as quiet as they are. But we get on quite well.
Wolfie- I guess you already got my vote for shino in my first review right? hope so. anyways, afrikaans? isn't that like a germanic language spoken in africa? I remember reading about that somewhere in a book. that's pretty cool you can speak it. i only know a little bit of spanish and a little bit of french. how fluent are you?
Wolfie: You're more or less right, it is quite similar to Germanic but closer to Hollandish(?), I know because German is one of my extra subjects at school and it's not too difficult to understand because of the similarity. How fluent am I? Let's put it this way, I grew up Afrikaans and became fluent before I could even speak a word of English. I only started learning English when I was in grade one and even then I was particularly poor at it so I went to extra classes. Though I'm obviously now fluent in English as well.
Halibel: Interesting Autobiography thanks.
Wolfie: Haha, anyway, people, these are the kind of questions I prefer, they're what makes me enjoy writing the story and look forward to the reviews. I couldn't wait to get to this review.
Hinata: Next is Vampire Espada-chan, she recently changed her name to PhantasienFryheit.
Wolfie: Interesting fact to everyone, that name is almost identical to the Afrikaans words for Fantasy and freedom. (Fantasie en Vryheid.)
Im sorry, but is currently out hunting down this...'horrible devil-spawn that has a ' person; which by the way, if you are reading this, SD-san, I suggest you hide, there is no escaping her.
Ahh, you are all wondering who I am? I am merely just a servant of Vampy's. I am reading her 'things-to-write-on-Halibel-sama's-wiki.
**seriously, couldnt you have thought of a better name? honestly, all mortals are completely stupid, ecspecially the blonde haired tramp**
Wolfie: Tick forms on head.
Halibel: Bigger tick forms on head.
Anyway, She says to you, ...I SO better get paid for this..*sucks in large breath* 'HINATA-CHYAN~! I MISSED YOU~! **the stoic monotonous servant hugs hinata tightly**...that is all for you, mortal. *pushes Hinata away rudely**
Hinata: Ouch, please don't do that.
Now...who else? Ah, yes to Kiba; 'Shut the hell up, I had something far more embarassing happen to me! And im a woman **thinks; not to me, your like a man in a womans body** sheesh, talk about being a total wuss...*5 minutes later**...**sucks in big breath**. IM SORRY! **hugs kiba** I never meant to~!
Kiba: Uh, I guess it's alright, it worked to my favor in the end.
...*still hugging kiba*
Kiba: Uh, you really are sorry aren't you heh.
**pushes kiba into the mud** are you serious? My master, Vampy, would never fall to her knees to ask for your forgiveness!
Kiba: OOF! What was that for? You..!
Now, for the Shino person...my master just wishes that you will accept her gift **presents large box filled with vampire-beetles.** Those were just created in my lady's lab, so you should be very thankful. **disgusting vermin**
Shino: Do tell, were you referring to the bugs or yourself? Takes box.
And as for Halibel and Ultrawolfie, My master merely says that you two are simply too 'great' for her to affect any dares upon so far-she is rather supportive in your...reasons in your absence.
Wolfie: Thank you, I'm glad you…she understands. And about the dares…Looks at Halibel throwing confetti. We're both glad.
I personally think you should be punished.
Wolfie: What! Say that again. Werewolfie's killer intent flares.
Well, aside from that**ignoring everyones killing intent&glares** I have no business here, so long mortals. **leaves in a very snottish way**
Shino: That…
Kiba: Was…
Hinata: A total bitch!
Halibel: She was worse than Elizabitch.
Wolfie: Everyone please calm down, you're confusing Akamaru.
Akamaru: Whine.
Halibel: Why?
Kiba: To a dog, bitch is a compliment. He's thinking you all love the girl.
Everyone: Facevaults.
Hinata: Next is RLE95-chan who changed her name to RaineyLolita.
RLE95 here(I changed my name cuz my friends were having trouble finding me). A very deep question for you all: If you created a bucket list(a list of things you wanna do before you die) name one thing you would list.
Wolfie: To buy a wii.
Halibel: To kill Aizen and if it's not too much, Gin too.
Hinata: T-to k-k-kiss N-n-na-
Kiba: Since it's going to take you all day to finish that sentence, to beat my sister in a fight.
Akamaru: Woof.
Kiba: Aka wants to use dynamic marking on Orochimaru or Sasuke.
Shino: To not be forgotten when the others do anything.
Haruhi/Nee-chan is my bff/big sister. Jaa-kun is also my friend and Haruhi's husband. The other day I talked to them and one of the things on their bucket list was that they'd kidnap me and we'd all go on a road trip somewhere awesome. And Hinata: I bring you a gift! *a tall box lands in front of Hinata and out pops Naruto* Naruto, I dare you to confess your love to Hinata! If you don't do it, I will strip you naked and throw you into a pit of violent rape-happy fangirls!
Naruto: What the- why should I confess?
Kiba: Rape-happy fangirls, just do it for your own sanity.
Naruto: Uh, I guess, ok. Hinata, I love you.
Hinata: Faints.
Wolfie: And make it sound convincing. Revives Hinata.
Naruto: But it's not something you can just say out of nowhere.
Werewolfie: Fine, I'll simulate a situation. Warps atmosphere to Hinata's confession during the invasion of Pain.
Hinata: ...Because I love you.
Naruto: ...Thank you, I love you too Hinata-chan.
Hinata: Naruto-kun.
Wish me luck in the Summer Flirt-a-thon!
Kiba: The summer what-a-thon?
Shino: Next is Winged-Panther1
Irony is very weird o3o.
Sain:Shouldn't you be writing he next chapter
Writers block TT-TT
Deshun:Lemme help with that -pushes me to my lastest chapter with a sledehammer- WRITE!
Sain:While Our master is out of commission I'll ask the questions.
Halibel:
Sain:If you could live in the living world would you become a lawyer who are said to be the sharks of law sense you are good with loopholes.
Halibel: That's not such a bad idea at all…
Kiba:
Sain:Does your mom beat you when you defy her sense she is the leader of your clan/pack
Kiba: No, because I'm not stupid enough to defy her, what kind of moron does that, but when I just wanted to play instead of train she beat some sense into me so it's usually for the better.
Shino:
Sain:Is your mom the queen head of your clan.
Shino: Although bugs are led by females it's not the same with the clan, my mother prefers to stay back, so my father, Shibi, is the leader.
Dares:
Sain:I dare Shino to fight the captain of the Shinigami science division
Shino: Who's that?
Wolfie: …Kurotsuchi Mayuri.
Shino: Very well. Leaves only to return later, an odd shade of green. That was… disturbing, he dissected my bugs.
Hinata: Aoi-Mizu-chan is next.
Awesome, that was an insanely long chapter. But, those are the best! Sadly, I am lacking in that department *_*...
Wolfie: Trust me, shorter is better, it takes forever to do the chapters if there are so many reviews.
Anyways, I guess I vote for Kiba. I love you still Shino! I can get you, I'm pretty quiet myself, and people are always trying to get me to talk...
Kiba: Thanks, I mean it. Kiba 5 Shino 2
Dare: I dare Halibel to go and put the volcano out in Iceland.
Halibel: Humans are strange, why do they call it Iceland if there's an active volcano? Leaves through garganta.
The others see a news article popping up.
Newscaster: Global warming is oddly starting to become less due to all the heat loss when Iceland's biggest volcano died. Scientist are experimenting on this odd phenomenon and found a strange shark swimming there in the cool water inside the volcano, the magma has completely vanished.
Wolfie: Sweatdrops. Maybe she left too much evidence.
Kiba: Nah, no one believes what's on tv.
Halibel: I'm back.
Wolfie: You… never mind. It's not worth it.
Hinata: Next is Link157-kun.
Wolfie: Since your review was sent after you read chapter 8 I'm going to omit the parts that won't mean anything anymore, that ok?
Hi I'm sorta new to this review thing so please bear with meh
Ok, so I've just finished chapt. 8 and just had to suggest some ideas! I couldn't wait for 20 more chapts so i wrote a review just to submit some ideas.
Ok no.1 is for Halibel,who by the way is very pretty. Your eyes are a trap and i can't get away.
Halibel: Why thank you, I've heard that I take after my mother.
Wolfie: Who's you mom?
Halibel: Dunno, don't spoil it.
Hey, I'm in the middle of creating 2 bleach fanfics. both deal with Nel and an oc of mine. I'm also thinking of creating a fanfic with Halibel and the oc(in no way do the stories tie into eachother, I just couldn't think of another name for the oc). I'm not sure what it's about yet, but it could be really good! I hope you don't mind Halibel. I'm thinking of making her just sorta ignore him at first, but later feels closer to him as he saves he life from Aizen and procedes to impale Aizen with his sword. Hope i can get all three stories up sometime and I hope you like it Halibel!
Wolfie: That we know since we're reading the story now.
No. 2 is for Halibel again, please bear with, A special gift for you should arive after question 3. again a dare. I dare you to try a handstand. If you can, hold it as long as you can. also, make sure that you're not wearing anything like a skirt or something
Halibel: No problem, though the bottom part of my espada outfit looks like a big skirt, it's actually baggy pants. Gets on hands.
finally No. 3 is for Halibel(sorry you're just so awesome). Alright a question! If you had to choose between becoming a human again with a heart and feelings plus all your current powers, and killing Aizen... Would you choose both :)
Halibel: Since I get to keep my powers…OBVIOUSLY yes! That'll be great.
Hinata: There's a p-parcel at the d-door.
alright by now the gift should have arived by now. It's a bracelet that turns you into a human with all your current powers and gives you a unique way to kill Aizen involving being able to create endless water and summon marine animals. Hope you like, Halibel-sama *wink*
Halibel: Still on hands, I'll put it soon in a moment. …my boobs are not made for handstands, they're too heavy so it's difficult to balance…but I'll hold out.
p.s. for Halibel. Make sure batteries are still in box
Hinata: Checks box. I think you f-f-forgot to put in some batteries, it's e-empty.
Halibel: …Ugh, …better luck next… time, …the blood's…going …to ….my…head.
and so, I bid you all, especially Halibel, farewell. From link157
Halibel: …Can't …feel… my… feet.
Shino: Last reviewer is BeastKing72
Yo my names is BeastKing72(and no it doesn't have to with the anime) and I'm new so I don't undestand how ya put the question and dares up there if it's from the I see this question in the next chapter then I'll understand.
Wolfie: Whenever I get new reviews, I copy them to a word document then as I write the chapter, I just copy and paste parts of the reviews to the document where I write the next chapter, that's why the spelling and all else stay exactly the same.
Anyway, if want ask a questionand/or dare wouldn't have to somehow find a way to either
1. Put this in while not changing the original,(um how should I say this?)the plot?
2. Or have to altogether change they way you wanted to be? Because I have ABSOLUTELY no IDEA what or how the next chapter will be.
Wolfie: I'm not quite sure what you're saying, but whenever I get new questions and dares I just add them at the bottom of the chapter and there isn't really a plot so it doesn't matter.
Whew!(that took quite awhile!) Here are some dares (and possibly more questions)(if ya decide to use them of course :3)
1. Play truth or dare for how many minutes, seconds etc.
Wolfie: Let's finish your review first.
2. If gave the chance to become a different rank then what would it be?(sorry but you MUST CHOOSE ONE)
Wolfie: I'm not ranked anywhere.
Halibel: …ok I can't hold this anymore. Collapses. 'K, I'd be segunda, if just to laugh at Barragan or else decima so that Nnoitra would leave me alone.
Shino: And we would all obviously be jounin.
Wolfie: Stark isn't here so no point to the last question. As for truth and dare, we'll let everyone have a turn. I'll go first. Spin the bottle.
It stops on Hinata.
Hinata: Truth.
Wolfie: Which person in the hyuuga clan would you insult the most if you could.
Hinata: …Aunt Hitomi, that #$^#^%^ing $^$ made me recite the ^%$%$%$%$%$ do's and don'ts of the Hyuuga.
Kiba: That's not so bad.
Hinata: There's a 1000 and they have to be recited off by heart. She can take her #&$5ing heart and stuff it up her $%&$ &%$&.
Shino: I was unaware that you had such a colorful vocabulary Hinata.
Hinata: M-my turn. Spins and stops on Halibel.
Halibel: Dare.
Hinata: I dare you to put on an outfit of Tsunade-sama. I'm curious about the resemblance.
Halibel: …Kay. Buys the outfit on e-bay and puts it on. So, how do I look?
Kiba: It would be more convincing if you were drunk.
Shino: But the resemblance is spectacular.
Halibel: Spins the bottle and it stops on Kiba.
Kiba: Dare.
Halibel: I dare you to find a canine bark 'n whine translator for Akamaru. That way we'll all be able to understand him.
Kiba: What the hell is that?
Halibel: Something I noticed on e-bay, it's put on sale by someone called Urahara Kisuke, not sure who that is.
Kiba: Fine, opens Halibel's laptop and buys it with some help from Wolfie.
Wolfie: No Akamaru, don't chew on that, it's not a real mouse!
Soon Akamaru was equipped with a strange collar with some mechanical item on it.
Akamaru: Whatever this is, I'm chewing it off.
Halibel: Success, one dog understandable.
Akamaru: Stinking trees, I can't reach it.
Kiba: Whatever, it's my turn, spins and it lands on Shino.
Wolfie: Leave this for now since you'll be able to dare Shino anyway because of the bet.
Shino: 'Damn, I was hoping they'd forget that.' Wolfie, you are the only one left.
Wolfie: I don't feel like going through too much trouble so just truth.
Shino: Are there any other anime's that you like apart from Naruto and Bleach?
Wolfie: Well, I just got hooked on Fairy tail, it's really funny.
Shino: This is where we'll end it.
Kiba: Ahahahahhhh, not so fast, I recall a certain bet.
Shino: 'Shit'.
Wolfie: Ok Kiba, you can order Shino to do three things, they have to be possible and judged fair by me.
Kiba: Just three?
Wolfie: Otherwise this'll take forever.
Kiba: Alright, first, I dare you to…..challenge Anko to a taijutsu match, only kunai and tongues allowed.
Shino: But she'll strangle me with that tongue.
Kiba: Exactly.
Shino: Make no mistake, I will get you back for this. Leaves through portal.
1 hour later.
Shino: Returns, holding a bruised neck and clinging to shredded clothes.
Kiba: Now I dare you to eat one of Wolfie's deluxe scorcher pizzas.
Wolfie: But that's-
Kiba: You have a neverending supply.
Wolfie: It's not that, you know Shino can't handle that.
Hinata: Shino-kun is sensitive to strong odors.
Kiba: So am I.
Shino: This isn't over. Eats pizza and makes ready to drain the pacific ocean.
Kiba: Not so fast, my third dare is for you to not under any circumstances put any liquid or cooling food inside your mouth or on your face.
Shino: Eeeaaaarrrgghhhhh (this is an understatement) Tries to use bugs but they evaporate from the heat of the pizza.
13 hours later, after Shino calmed down.
Halibel: I guess we're done now-
Kiba: Wait, I still have to do a dare from the game.
Shino: '&#$(*^%%*$%%' (Thinks of an insult for every bug he has in his body = A lot of insults)
Kiba: I dare you to take of your goggles and not have anything covering your eyes.
Shino: ….What's the big deal? Takes goggles off.
Hinata: That's…
Halibel: Gross.
In the place of Shino's eyes, there are two holes with strange (and pretty big) kaleidoscope-eyed insects.
Wolfie: Excuse me while I go puke.
Halibel, Hinata and Kiba follows.
Shino: …Is something wrong, bugs crawl off to reveal a pair of regular brown eyes.
Phew finally.Sorry it took so long. I was just watching the first game of the world cup between South Africa and Mexico, it was a tie 1-1. BUT WE DREW FIRST BLOOD! Cough cough, sorry, into a bit off soccer fever. I want to ask the regular reviewers something. If you have facebook and would like me to invite you, then please pm me. (Note-this only applies to those who have reviewed a couple of times already, I'm not just picking random people.) I have Link157 on fb and it's fun to be able to chat like that.
Ultrawolfie out