Might as well get on a roll while I'm at it so I'm gonna push another chappie onto you guys.
Chapter 31
Wolfie: Hello again, it seems like there are some people who are still unsure if this is a fluke or not so I'll see if I can encourage you guys a bit more.
Halibel: So welcome back and have fun.
Wolfie: First reviewer is Fire Emblemcaptain.
Matthew: YAY! UltraWolfie-chan is back! *claps*
Welcome back Wolfie-san, good to see you haven't died in a hole somewhere or was kidnapped by aliens.
Wolfie: Well… about the alien thing… Well it's kinda a long story, let's just say I did have a paranormal encounter.
Robert: I would have believed neither.
A lot has happened with my characters since I last reviewed. So I will keep this short as punishment for myself for not reviewing more.
Btw, loved how the last chapter ended, I knew Halibel deserved a better ending.
Wolfie: I loved it too, so I just had to share it with the world, it took me long enough to find such an accurate translation anyway.
Matthew: Ok, is this the part where I ask a question?
Yes Matthew, if I haven't already introduced him, this is Matthew Defeven, an idiot of the highest calibur. He has an intellegence of -3 because that's the highest number he can count to. He has a tendency to brake laws of reality.
Matthew: *opens ground and pulls out large chocolate cake* Would you like some cake?
See?
Halibel: Sorry, I just had some of Wolfie's vanilla cake so I'll pass, and I apparently she hates chocolate.
Matthew: Ok um, I have this girl I like but I don't know if she likes me back so what do I-
You're asking for dating advice? At least ask something relevant to what's going on.
Matthew: Ohhhhhhhhh ok, my question is, I heard that after a hollow is slain by a shinigami, their souls are sent to the afterlife, so were the souls that were hollows once singled out or are they like every other soul? I mean wouldn't they have some kind of trace of once being a hollow?
Wolfie: Haha, I can answer these questions from a girl's point of view but I've never been asked out so dunno about that. Boy that sounded lame didn't it.
Halibel: Once you are purified, you lose all traces of being a hollow and all the souls devoured by a hollow will probably be free and go to soul society along with the former hollow's soul. Or at least that's how I understand it. But we still wouldn't want to give up our lives like that since there's always that uncertainty of getting to soul society safely.
Robert: Very good Matthew, you asked a decent for once in your life.
Matthew: Yay me *hugs UltraWolfie*
Robert: *pulls Matthew off of UltraWolfie* Alright idiot, there is no need to anger the author.
Matthew: HUGS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!
Wolfie: Agreed! Hugs are the best way to make someone's day. Unless they're glomps…
The other guy is Robert Shiroken, he developed into a universal play boy, meaning he's dated every known and unknown spieces in th universe. He's also an incredibly skilled swordsman who wields a sword of lightening and a sword of wind. I gave him enough power to beat down Nnoitra like a he was a brain dead pack mule.
Robert: Alright so its my turn for a question, when was the last time you truely felt 'alive' this goes to both of you?
Wolfie: This is probably a really deep question but my honest answer is this morning when I ate fudge. ^_^
Halibel: Sweatdrops. She's addicted for sure… For me it's… I'd probably say when I found out that my fraccion were alive and safe after all…
It's good to see you back up and running UltraWolfie-san, and I hope you make more chapters soon. And keep up the good work.
Matthew: *waves* Bye UltraWolfie-chan.
Wolfie: Byebye! Next is May Yuki!
Lefty: At least you didn't review on the 15-18th since *cough* *glances over to May* Halibel, if you hate Aizen as much as May (THAT IS A LOT OF HATE), then let me know. She has a...Aizen stress doll that never gets destroyed.
May: Here Wolfie, the pizza...I am not giving my stress doll to anyone!
Wolfie: Thanks a lot! Attached much to the doll heh?
Lefty: Oh come on, you should...I mean, Halibel hates him as much as you do.
May: ...Fine...I'm going to go ask Lili to make me another one...
Lefty: ...At least she didn't Cero it...*looks down at doll*...Oh wait, she did. Uh, here Halibel...Oh yeah, I AM FINALLY DONE WITH HELL WEEK! *lays down on coach* My poor, poor muscles...
:D
Wolfie: May Yuki is also working on a fanfiction which is a crossover between Bleach and Teen Titans for those who are interested.
Summary: Aizen has been quiet lately, but the silence isn't necessarily a good thing. Aizen is planning something, and no one knows what. That is, until the Teen Titans appear with...
Halibel: Looks at doll. Ummm it's kinda difficult to make anything out, even if its indestructible May somehow managed to *ahem* destroy it…
Wolfie: Wow, that takes some serious hate… Next is Yukicrewger.
yay! I got her autograph! *does Naruto's chibi dance of awesomeness*
Wolfie: Immediately records a video of the dance with cellphone. This is sooo getting on youtube! Ok next is Dai Reth who kinda seems a little mindboggled.
Back...they're back...how to react to that? When was the last time I've heard from them? Was it before or after I've joined the army? Hmmm...let's see if anything else happens, or if this was just a fluke...
Wolfie: A fluke! I take offence to that!
Halibel: Well, it WAS almost a year since you last updated with a proper chapter so you can't really blame him.
Wolfie: …Shrugs. Good point, I'll just leave that decision up to you then.
Halibel: I think it's after you joined the army because your last review was something along the lines of "Just as I get back from the army you give me something like this…"
Wolfie: Next is BlackDragon immortal.
Hello again the reason why I am not login is because I lost my past word,but anyway. Yay a new chap. It is great has always Ultrawolfie. Keep it up. Lady Halibel if it seems like the doll isn't working but it is. I give you a camera that will allow you to see what happens to Azien everytime you do something to it, I also give alot of devies that will Hirt the doll. Have fun.
Halibel: Fiddles with camera. How does this thing work… Oops, I bumped the voodoo doll of the table. Bends down to pick it up but steps on it by accident. Damn. Suddenly camera flashes and a picture pops out. Wow, that looks… painful.
Wolfie: Can I see- Owwww damn. Why'd you show me that?
Halibel: Hypocrite -_-!
Ultrawolfie your welcome, also I give pass to get all the free pizza you want from your favorite place. BlackDragon Immartol out
Wolfie: Thanks but I'm starting to wonder where all the reviewers get these connections from to somehow supply all that pizza… something's fishy.
Halibel: …Fool. Next reviewer seems new, Assault Godzilla.
Yo. How's it hanging, folks?
First off, I wanna say I love this story of yours. I probably only read about the 1st 10 chapters or so, but then forgot to read the rest before the recent ones. Shame on me. ^^" But I still follow it. I did hear about the book where it talked about character origins & whereabouts; Halibel's 1 of my favorite characters in Bleach, & I'm glad she wasn't killed off. R u up-to-date with the current manga chapters? What do u think of Ichigo & Rukia's new looks (& every1 else's)? And before I go back to college soon, I'll also try to watch the new 4th Bleach movie, The Hell Verse (& I hope other Bleach fans do so too).
Wolfie: Yup, I'm up to date. Ichigo looks the same to me, Rukia's hair looks awesome and she's vice-captain finally. The others look alright, only comments is that I think Hitsugaya's improved but Renji looks a little awkward now with the bushy hair.
Halibel: I heard that Szayel-Aporro and Aaroniero went to hell, I'm not really surprised but Nnoitra and Baraggan can go too for all I care.
When i write reviews for stories like this, I tend to go off topic or talk about something else. Y'know, I'm just gonna go for it. :p I checked out ur profile (Ultrawolfie) & I do like a lot of the anime on ur list. I recently got into Soul Eater, but I've been a big fan of Bleach, Naruto, Fairy Tail, FMA: Brotherhood for a while. Avatar's technically not an anime, but who cares. XD I also like One Piece. I like a lot of things, apparently.
Wolfie: Soul eater is a nice anime to pass the time with all the necessary amount of humor and interest so I enjoy it. All the other series are amazing too so I can't blame you for getting hooked to any of those. I just consider avatar an anime because I think I saw Japanese names in the credits hehe.
And hence my user name, I've been a fan of giant monsters [& dinosaurs], especially Godzilla, since I was little. Oh, & Transformers too.
Wolfie: I also love dinosaurs, they're really interesting so I enjoy the movies Dinosaurs and Jurassic Park. My favourite is the Pachycephalosaurus. Transformers is also fun to watch but I still have to see the third movie.
The franchise about giant alien robots? There's Optimus Prime, who's 1 of the good bots, the Autobots, & is their leader. He's benevolent, wise, & [in recent years, thanks to Mr. Explosion-loving Man, Michael Bay] can be a pretty savage fighter. Like face-tearing, head-shotting GIVE ME YOUR FACE violent, be it with his hands, guns, or blades. ...yeah. But his quotes r pretty inspirational. I'll list a few:
"One shall stand, one shall fall."
"Free freedom is the right of all sentient beings."
"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."
"You may lose your faith in us, bit never in yourselves."
"Don't believe everything you read."
"Hold on to your dreams, for the future is built on them."
"Till all are one."
"There's more than meets the eye."
"There's a thin line between being a hero & being a memory."
"In any war, there are calms before storms. There will be days when we lose faith. Days when our allies turn against us... but the day will never come when we forsake this planet & its people. For I... am Optimus Prime, & I send this message to the universe: we are here; we... are home."
Hope this review wasn't too long. "
Sayanora, & stay gold! Keep it up!
Wolfie: I didn't notice that he had so many wise sayings but I recognize most of them. I like his face too (If you can even count it as a face.)
Halibel: Wolfie… You're getting carried away, these reviewers are here for me, not for you.
Wolfie: …Low blow, but I apologize to all the others. King of heartless'09 is next.
Thanks for answering my questions btw good to see you continue this.
Wolfie: Pleasure, just thought I'd try giving this another shot since I do have time, I just waste it on other things.
Halibel: Next is IcePrince Hitsugaya.
Wow, he really wrote that? That's really cool, and that really was beautiful. I'm glad you put that in here for us, and I intend to use something like that for my COS, CTS fic.
Wolfie: I'm glad you liked it, I sure did. Please let me know about that fic if you publish/update it. I'd like to see what others write about that.
Btw, I'm glad to see that you're back, I always liked this story...it always kept me laughing and entertained. Anyway, I have two questions for Halibel and you. Halibel, you said that you would make a good mother (which I agree with), so with that in mind; what kind of man would you be interested in to be your future husband and father to your child?
Halibel: Well, I didn't really think about that much but I think someone who isn't chauvinistic at all and is always fair with other people. A gentle person but not a total pushover, he should be able to stand up for his family and protect them if necessary.
Also what would you name your child (give me both gender names if you would)?
Halibel: I kind of prefer Spanish names so a boy would probably be Carlos or Diego and a girl… well I guess I'd name her Haley, sort of like my name. Keep in mind that their surname would probably be different since I'd have a husband. These names aren't definite, just my ideas for now.
Wolfie, I forget if the first was already asked and answered, forgive me if it was, but; what are your favorite pizza toppings? And what pizzeria or brand of pizza do you like the most?
Wolfie: Haha, you all sure are interested in my taste in pizza. It's almost every chapter that I get something related to pizza… My favourite topping is magherita with lots of extra tomato paste so I practically look like a vampire when I'm eating it. The place I eat at most is Scooter's pizza but they recently changed their tomato paste now it doesn't taste very good anymore.
And as a side note, I have a suggestion for another guest you could have. But I'll save it for when you start bringing them in again. I hope you update soon Wolfie. (sorry about the length...it's been a while)
Wolfie: You can suggest the guest. Two chapters is enough for me to get the ball rolling so I can start bringing in people again. Looking forward to next time.
Halibel: The last reviewer is darkmachines.
Hello, I'm enjoying your story and have some question.
1. Harribel are you in love with Starrk because all of people love to pair you two together.
Halibel: Blushes slightly and looks away. That's… personal.
Wolfie: Oh reeaalllyyy… Leans against Halibel with a grin.
Halibel: Shifts position causing wolfie to fall on the ground face first and gets a dark aura. Don't meddle in a lady's personal affairs. Gin learned this lesson the hard way!
Wolfie: Sheesh sorry, I'm a lady too you know so no need to get all secretive on me.
Halibel: No comment…
2. Do your fraccion have a crush on any of Baraggan's fraccion, because I hear Apacci like Ggio, Sung-sun like Findor, and Mila Rose like Avirama or Tesla can't remember which one.
Halibel: I think it's true about apache and Ggio but I'm not sure about Mila-Rose and Sunsun. I think Mila-Rose likes Ylforte if she's not already over him and Sunsun seemed to like the shinigami with the scars and tattoo on his face when we saw him at the winter war. But frankly, the girls' opinions change a lot.
3. What do you think about the Privaron? What are your thoughts about the Awesome Dordoni, the Beautiful Cirucci, and the cool Gantenbainne?
Halibel: I wasn't with the espada for very long so I don't know them well since they were already out when I got in. Dordonii seems very flamboyant and a bit clumsy but he does have some strength beneath the comical exterior. Cirucci is a bit like Loly and Menoly sometimes so I don't like her very much but she can be alright. Gantenbainne is my favorite of the three I guess, since he's also calm and doesn't look down on others.
Finally what are your thoughts about Rudobon? He my three favorite arrancar and I think he also still alive.
Halibel: Rudobon? The Captain of the Exequias? We didn't talk much unless he was too close to my quarters, then I would kindly tell him to back off since I like my privacy. He does take his job very seriously and won't slack even when not watched so I admire him for that at least.
Please keep up the good work Ok, Ultrawolfie.
Wolfie: Alright, we're done with the day. Now for 101 ways to kill Aizen, though he doesn't seem to need that anymore hehe.
Halibel: What chapter were we at?
Wolfie: Sweatdrops. That little fact is long forgotten… let's just open the book at a random place and see what we get.
Put Aizen in the same room as May Yuki
Wolfie: For those who doesn't know, May Yuki is Leftie's oc. She's a lot like Halibel but… has a hell of a meaner streak in her. Shudders.
Halibel: Let's turn on the sim-screen. This is a new invention by Szayel-Aporro. It simulates the events you want to observe and is a safe way to avoid chaos and still satisfy your curiosity.
Wolfie: Pokes at screen but gets zapped by radioactive gel. What the hell's that?
Halibel: Szayel-Aporro added that as a personal favour with some *ahem* persuasion from my side. I just don't want others to play with it in my absence.
Wolfie: Ugh fine, you do the honours then.
Halibel turns on screen and types situation in. The big screen flashes and reveals Aizen in a room with a strange girl walking towards him, oozing off so much evil aura that it is visible even to people who seriously needs glasses… or guide dogs.
May Yuki: Well well well. What do we have here?
Aizen: Do you need something little girl? As you can see, I'm simply living through the joys of solitary confinement for the next twenty-thousand years but don't let that bother you. Oozing sarcasm.
May Yuki: I don't like your tone, look me in the eye and say it again. Opens left eye which looks pure evil and is unfortunately impossible to describe since no one looks at it long enough to be able to describe it as anything else than evil.
Aizen: Breaks down. Mummy, what did I do to deserve this. I just wanted to make the world a happier place for me. Where did I go wrong? Was it the glasses?
May Yuki: Much better, but is whimpering the best you can do? Fires a couple of ceroes at a couple of unmentionables until thoroughly pleased with Aizen's screams. Now that's what I wanted to hear. I'll leave you here with a little present. Opens a portal to the world of Fairy Tail and a small "sexy" man falls through. His name is Ichiya Wanderlei Kotobuki.
Ichiya: Smooth voice. Where in this dark world did I turn up. This fragrance is so unpleasant for one as I.
Aizen: Take me away please…
Ichiya: Smooth voice. Meeeeen! What a man we have here. The perfume of your strength is delicious so I shall raise you among my other men! My honey. Poses.
Aizen: Stares then looks up. On second thoughts,even I'm not that desperate yet… Please God, Spirit King, whoever's up there… I'll gladly take another eighty-thousand years to my sentence. Just end this suffering!
I think that's the best place to end this chapter. I'll start taking requests for guests again so suggest whoever you want. How many of you have seen Fairy Tail? I'm wondering if I could use their characters more often. I also wrote a Halibel/Starrk one shot, please check it out, I'd appreciate feedback. Till next time.
Ultrawolfie out.