Halibel's wiki Chapter 33: Erza and Mirajane, a bleach fanfic

It's been a busy week so this update was a little slow, sorry. Next week is going to be even busier so don't get worried if that update is a little slow too. I'm also working on another short fanfiction about Halibel befriending the other espada.

Chapter 33

Wolfie: Aaand we're back with new guests for the first time in a while. Let's give it up for Erza Scarlet and Mirajane!

Erza: I am very pleased to be invited to this story Wolfie-san, Halibel-san.

Mirajane: Same here. Waves at everyone with a cheerful smile.

Halibel: So this is the infamous Erza and Mirajane? Doesn't look all that intimidating to me.

Erza: I'm sorry, is there a problem here? Death stare.

Halibel: There doesn't have to be a problem… Returns death stare.

Mirajane: Now now, everyone. Let's be friends here.

Erza: Very well Mira, but if this one causes problems…

Halibel: Then what exactly? You tell me!

Wolfie: Please calm down here people, you don't have to fight here before the reviewers even got a chance to ask their questions.

Halibel: Fine, first reviewer is May Yuki.

HI GUYS!

I swear I'm going to die from laughter soon Lol JK

...And you won't believe what I got for my elective...*takes a deep breath*

May: *covers ears* Prepare for her ranting...

Lefty: I HAVE FREAKING ART! WHY ME? *looks up* DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING? (i'm buddhist so i'm not goin to say anything about god) I swear someone or something out there hates me! I keep getting all the bad stuff and I don't even have any classes with my friends. Plus I have to stay after school until five...*sobs*

Wolfie: Don't you get a choice in subjects? I dunno what this elective is…

Mirajane: Hey, what's so bad about art? I love it! Draws a portrait of everyone, Mira-style.

Erza: Sweatdrops a little.

Halibel: Why is there a picture of the sun behind me?

Mirajane: What sun? The only yellow thing here is your hair. I made sure to draw in spiky just like yours.

Wolfie: That looks like a blond Kenpachi… This picture sucks!

Mirajane: Smiles cheerfully then suddenly starts sobbing in her hands.

Erza: There there Mira, she didn't mean it like that. Pats Mira on the back and glares at Wolfie.

Wolfie: Sorry, my bad…

May: Ignore her. Let's see...any questions...or dares, Oh I've got one. Erza-san, what exactly happened to your right eye? They kept hiding it from us and I want to know what happened to you.

Tayuya: You sure you want to know?

May: Yeah like I'm scared of knowing what really happened to her eye, my left eye got burned remember?

Tayuya: Right...

Erza: Two people tried to torture me to break my spirit and upset Jellal so one of their actions was to cut my eye with a knife, but not the skin around the eye so there is no scar fortunately and Porlyuschka did an excellent job in replacing my eye.

May: Any questions for Mirajane?...Hmm, you and Elfman must have been super ecstatic when Lisanna came back, ne?

Mirajane: Indeed we were. Poor Elfman, he was crying like a baby but he was so cute though.

May: Ok *claps hands together* I've got some dares. I bet 50 bucks that those two evil reviews are from Aizen and Slade. So I'll go pummel Slade's sorry ass and you guys can relieve Ichiya and torture Aizen. Ja ne!

Wolfie: What evil…? Oh you mean those two from looooong ago? I doubt it, the vocabulary was too basic for their tastes.

Halibel: I think not, Ichiya is doing an excellent job down there.

Tayuya: ...I'd feel bad for Slade if he wasn't so evil. Uh...Lefty?

Lefty: ...Bye, Wolfie...*sobs*

Wolfie: Next review is yukicrewger2.

Hi again! Tia is looking as beautiful as ever, and so is Wolfie ^^

This one goes for Tia *hands her a CD* I have video of Grimmjow playing with a ball of yarn. Ahh the wonders of the hidden camera. I also have him cleaning himself with his tongue... how does he get his leg like that? anyways I also have him...hmmm... the only time he's gotten drunk and was pawing at AA's glass container... I'll have to thank Gin for putting the 180 proof catnip extract in kitty-boy's tea...

Halibel: Poor Grimmjow, the humiliation this will cause him.

Wolfie: What the…? It's already all over the internet, I saw those before. I wish my legs were that flexible though.

Erza: Then stop procrastinating and start stretching!

Wolfie: Yes sir! …wait what?

Who would come in second in a staring contest between Ulquiorra, Byakuya and Unohana Retsu? I'd say who'd win first? But we all know that Retsu would win, she scares me

Halibel: That is true, personally I think it'd be Ulquiorra because those big green eyes are difficult to focus on I guess.

as for your 101 ways to kill Aizen... might want to make it 1001 ways...

Wolfie: I like the idea that you send me but since I never heard any of those, I'll use my one version. Winks.

Mirajane: Next is Dai Reth-kun.

Hmmm...curious...I've never heard of either of them before. Still, I looked it up on you/tube and Erza's abilities certainly seemed impressive! Nothing on Bleach of course, but still! I wonder what level would they be granted in the Naruto verse?

Wolfie: You know what… I don't even wanna know. Imagine Erza with Kage-bunshin…

Erza: Shadow clone, what is that?

Halibel: They say shadow but it's basically a physical clone of yourself. Apparently the idea of more than one of you scares them, personally I don't see it…

Erza: Is that so… It matters not, we have plenty of time to… converse.

Halibel: …

Mirajane: Wolfie-chan, are you sure it was a good idea for Halibel and Erza to be together? Their personalities conflicts too much since neither will back down from the other.

Wolfie: That's true, with Unohana, everyone knows it's a lost cause but with those two… they are very alike.

Mirajane: Next is AMASTA10-san.

A great chapter once again, I enjoy reading this story! Apologizes for not logging on last time I reviewed, my freaking Wii wouldn't allow me to log on. I also apologize to Lady Halibel for asking such a vague question.

Onto the questions, first one is for Halibel: Could you see Yammy playing the tuba if Aizen formed a concert band?

Halibel: Oh dear… That man has powerful lungs from using his gonzui technique so much so a tuba will be… extremely loud. How about a piccolo or a xylophone. There's only so much noise you can make with those.

Wolfie: Scratch the piccolo… I've heard my sister play that and

It gave me a massive headache.

Second, for Ultrawolfie: Where did you find that Bleach novel?

Wolfie: I don't own the novel, I just found it somewhere on the internet. Search for Bleach unmasked 3, you'll find some results.

Finally, for the both of you: Which Espada would you date if they asked you?

Halibel: I guess… Starrk, he's a really nice guy.

Wolfie: hmm that's tough, I like a lot of them but I guess Ulquiorra or Grimmjow.

I also have a dare for Halibel: Act like your going to kiss Yammy on the lips while he is eating before stealing his food supply and run away yelling "I stole your dinner!" over and over again.

Halibel: I guess that's fine… opens garganta and leaves.

Somewhere else Yammy's busy crunching through a LARGE pack of French fries. Suddenly Halibel pops up and moves in front of Yammy.

Yammy: Eh? Whatcha doing here Halibel?

Halibel: Slowly leans forward and moves her face closer to Yammy's who can only watch with a startled expression. She comes closer… closer… moves her hand up to pull down the collar… And snatches the whole pack of chips and sonidos away at full speed. I stole your dinner!

Yammy: What the…! Bitch, you'll pay for this! Get pissed off, Ira! Transforms but being a bit stupid, Yammy forgot that this form will only make him slower so Halibel was long gone.

Halibels returns and puts down the bag.

Halibel: Damn that's heavy, help yourself guys.

Erza: How pitiful, is that the kind of thing you resort to in your free time? And you expect to gain respect from your allies?

Halibel: I don't need to gain respect, I already have it, being the strongest female arrancar in Hueco Mundo.

Mirajane: Hehe, I've never heard of that place before. Is it somewhere in Fiore?

Halibel: …

Please update soon!

Wolfie: Will do, next is Fire EmblemCaptain.

Matthew: I've some to save you from evil man UltraWolfie-chan! *is holding a Dream Destroyer*

You're about a chapter late Matthew

Matthew: Oh... never mind then *throws weapon over shoulder and it explodes violently*

Hey UltraWolfie-san, Halibel-san, and guests.

Matthew: HI LADIES!

I have another character here but I warn you, he's mean.

Robert: Mean is an understatement.

Lynx: YOU SAY SOMETHING SHIROKEN?

Robert: YA I DID, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

This is Lynx, he's a Demon General of Avarice and has lightening based abillities like Robert.

Lynx: I'm nothing like the stupid Shiroken.

Robert: You're right, you're a lot weaker.

Lynx: YOU WANNA FIGHT RIGHT NOW?

Robert: YA!

Lynx has a violent rivalry with Robert. He's also sexist, racist, and an all out jerk.

Matthew: I had dare for UltraWolfie-chan and the others.

And what would that be?

Matthew: I dare UltraWolfie-chan and the other characters of this chapter to hug me.

Wolfie: Haha, you really like your hugs dontcha?

Everyone gathers for a group hug…

Erza: Alright, enough.

Again with the hugging.

Matthew: HUGS MAKE SAD PEOPLE BETTER, THEY ALSO MAKE NORMAL PEOPLE BETTER *group hugs UltraWolfie and others* I feel better.

Right anyway, Lynx had a question for you.

Lynx: Feh, why would I ask a question to a lower species, let alone a lower gender?

*all attacks aimed at Lynx pass through him harmlessly*

Lynx: If I must ask a question to entertain the creatures, then answer this if you can wrap your minds around my question without your head exploding, Who would you consider your rival in combat?

Halibel: Hmm, that's tricky, I guess Hitsugaya since I must become strong anough to completely overwhelm his ice like I should have last time.

Erza: Hehe.

Halibel: What's so funny?

Erza: Nothing, mine would probably Mira even though we are friends now.

Mira: Yup, we went through some insane battles didn't we… clanky bastard?

Erza: Sweatdrops. I suppose, but don't remind me… midriff-baring bastard.

Robert: *punches Lynx across the cheek* I WASN'T THROUGH DEALING WITH YOU MORON!

Lynx: YOU WERE NEVER WORTH MY TIME SHIROKEN!

Matthew: Are you ok UltraWolfie-chan?

Matthew: Do you want another hug? *hugs UltraWolfie before anyone could say anything.*

Matthew did you have another question for this chapter?

Matthew: Oh ya, *points to Mirajane* Can I see your take over form?

Mirajane: Sure. Full body take-over, Satan soul. Transforms into a beautiful but sadistic looking demon.

Erza: How nostalgic.

Matthew: *stares at Mirajane's new form* You remind me of Memory's Devil form! Except prettier and a lot less menacing.

Matthew: *points at Erza* Are you related in some way to Kushina Uzumaki?

Erza: If I remember correctly… she is my cousin on my mother's side twice removed's father's sister's cousin's former roommate so I believe we are not related. The hair is just a coincidence.

Its good to see you're adding new series into the the story and I can't wait to see what other plans you might have.

Until next time.

Matthew: *waves* BYE ULTRAWOLFIE-CHAN!

Wolfie: Next is MJLCoyoteStarrk.

Thank you very much for answering my questions, Lady Harribel (Bows). Thank you very much for doing this, Ultrawolfie (Bows). I come bearing tokens of my appreciation for both of you.

For Harribel: A trip to see Bruce, the mechanical shark used to make Jaws, and a shark plushie

Halibel: Aww… it was just a robot? He seemed like such a brilliant actor on screen. Thanks for the plushie though, I'll call it Brucie in honour of a great mecha-shark.

Mirajane: Heehee, it sounds like wordplay on mega shark if you put it that way.

Erza: True…

For Ultrawolfie: a husky puppy already properly trained and vaccinated, and a wolf plushie

Wolfie: Awww! Thanks so much! She's adorable! I'll name her Jemini. Nearly suffocates puppy with hugs. And the plushie can be Romulus, son of Lupa and founder of Rome.

For all: chocolate chip cookies fresh out of the oven and a pitcher of cold milk complete with glasses

Please accept these tokens of my appreciation (Bows)

Wolfie: Too busy hugging Jemini to notice.

Erza: Thank you very much for your tokens. Bows and starts nibbling on the cookies.

Mirajane: Likewise, this is a great recipe!

Whispers to Ultrawolfie: I would love to see the symbol you drew for Starribel sometime

Wolfie: Whispers back. It's nothing special, just a three triangle star with a bell in the center but the bell fills in three of the starpoints nicely, also bell is yellow and the star is blue. I just drew the first thing that came in my mind when I heard the name.

Mirajane: Next is BlackDragon Immartol-san.

Lady Halibel I am glad that you like the doll. Don't hate for this but I dare lady Halibel to a swimming contest with kisame from naruto. Wolfie thanks for being able to bring yoruichi after the next chap

Halibel: Kisame? I think I met him somewhere before… Very well.

At the edge of the North Pole, we have Tia Halibel and Hoshigaki Kisame. Itachi is the referee with his good eyes.

Itachi: You know the rules, no attacking each other, no killing, no maiming, no choking, no special attacks, no talking with the fishes etc etc but who am I kidding anyway, do what you want. This is from the North Pole to the South Pole, start!

Both goes into their respective most powerful modes and speeds of at the speed of flying fish times a million, some boats accidently got knocked over and the coasts of the Americas, Europe and Africa received Tsunami warnings.

At the finishing line, Itachi (who somehow is faster than them both) holds up a flag, there is a sudden breeze and he looks behind him to see both panting hard. He replays the actions with his Tsukiyomi and declares the race a draw.

Wolfie: Next is Assault Godzilla. Sweatdrops.

=_=" *bangs head a few times* I apologize for my long review last time. It... usually doesn't happen. I srsly question my sanity, tho. My mind seems to b on maximum overdrive for various reasons. Right now? Sugar rush. o_O Among other things... moving along.

Glad to know ur gonna bring in FT guests. Erza & Mira r not only good choices, they're among my faves in the show too. X3

Thanks for answering my questions, as well as... putting up with the 'guests' I bring aboard. :p But I'll bring up various characters on each occasion. So here again r the 3 Autobots from last time.

*Space Bridge opens, Optimus, Bumblbee & Arcee drive thru & transform into their robot modes*

Arcee: Here again? Aren't people gonna want moe bots?

Optimus: It's not as bad as 1 might think. Plus, it's good for us Autobots to go out & drive to other places once in a while.

Bumblebee: And hey, these bunch of people are pretty interesting to be around. :)

Arcee: Wait, Wolfie hasn't heard of me? D: I was the pink bot in Revenge of the Fallen!

Optimus: She & her sisters were the motorcycle ones.

Wolfie: …Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

The Arcee I brought in is modeled after the 1 used in the current tv series, TF:Prime. It's quite good actually, considering it's all CGI.

Arcee: I was pink in previous continuities. Now I'm blue (with a dash of pink). Yay me! ^_^

Before anything else, I wanna say to Ms. Harribel- wait, is it that or Halibel? Dammit, the spelling keeps changing over the years. Was this discussed already? The eEnglish translation for the manga spelled your 1st name as Tier or something instead of Tia. I some people have lost their damn minds.

Halibel: Tell me about it, apparently the final spelling of my name is Tier Harribel but I prefer the spelling Wolfie uses, sounds more feminine.

Optimus: No one is perfect. But you were saying before...

Oh right! There is a character in the TF universe whose disguise is a [mechanical] shark. His name is Sky-Byte & he was in the cartoon- correction, it was 1 of many TF anime that got lots of attention in the early 2000s.

...: Hello! Anyone here? I know you're there! Someone ordered a pizza & this is the address. And it's NOT anchovies, I checked.

And wadda ya know, here's the bot himself!

Sky-Byte: Huh? Where am I? Oh hello there, ladies & germs of all species. ;3

Arcee: O_O What the frag is a Predacon doing here? *she & Bee point their guns at him*

For those wondering, in certain TF continuities, Predacons r the descendants of the Decepticons whose alt. modes are animals instead of war machines. In Sky-Byte's case, the Predacons in his cartoon replace the Decepticons entirely, with Megatron still their leader (& capable of turning into a 2 headed dragon, which is 1 of many for him, actually).

Sky-Byte: This is my new part-time job, I swear! *covering his face with his fins*

Let him go. There r things worse than Sky-Byte. He almost NEVER succeeds in his missions & gets his tail kicked/blasted every time he's around, anyway.

Arcee: He's a Predacon! They & the Decepticons are online for 1 thing: destruction. They've committed enough crimes against Cybertron, to humanity, & eventually their wrath will affect other sentient life.

Bumblebee: Now that I think about it, Sky-Byte's not exactly worth offlining.

Arcee: For all we know, he could take any of the these humans hostage & injure 1 of us in the process. I care about our safety & our organic friends. Earth doesn't deserve the same fate as Cybertron...

Halibel: Don't worry, I think we can handle this one. Kind of ironic, considering that I was talking about a mecha-shark earlier…

We understand. You're concerned & cautious. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Optimus: Wisdom cannot be granted, Arcee. It must be earned, sometimes at a cost.

Arcee: ...I know, sir.

Sky-Byte: So... who wants pizza? :D

I do! I do!

Sky-Byte: There's enough for everyone, so share please. Oh, I see we have a shark fan here. So, Ms. Halibel, what's your favorite kind of shark? I tried to b a great white, but as you can see, color schemes don't always go as planned for us Transformers. And for the rest of you, what's your favorite animal?

Halibel: It used to be a hammerhead shark at first but after my encounter with that arrancar… currently it's a tiger shark.

Wolfie: Mine is obviously a wolf.

Mirajane: A tiger, they're so strong but beautiful.

Erza: An eagle, because they can soar above their kingdom.

Picture him as a typical [mechanical] great white shark, except that the top of him is blue instead of, well, gray.

Gray: Someone call me?

Bumblebee: Dude, out! And put some clothes on!

Erza, if ur wondering, Gray's with the rest of ur team socializing with other Autobots. And Ichigo's making sure they behave. No really.

Arcee: So Mira, Erza, if either of you had your own personal vehicles, what would they be? And how would you react if they were robots in disguise - they're good, if you're wondering.

Mirajane: A bright blue Nissan Navara to transport my family too.

Erza: A black ferrarri. Might as well make life bit interesting if I have to drive.

Bumblebee: In Dark of the Moon, there was scene where I had to jump & transform to clear debris away from myself & Sam before grabbing him & going back to vehicle mode. He was screaming the whole time, but he's unharmed.

Optimus: While on topic, there are indeed some Autobot casualties in the 3rd movie. But in better news: a LOT of Decepticons get what they deserve.

Arcee: Total annihilation. X3

Bumblebee: There's another Prime as well. Optimus's mentor & predecessor, Sentinel Prime.

Speaking of which. TF: Dark of the Moon hits Blu-Ray, DVD & Digital Download Sept. 30. At least here in the US, not sure about global releases. :/

Wolfie: I'll just wait for it eagerly, you're getting me very interested in Transformers again.

Sky-Byte: Huh. You guys have been thru quite a lot.

You have no idea.

Sky-Byte: I kinda wish I was Megalodon instead. But beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.

For the record, I think T-Rex could've won against Spinosaurus in JP3. Tyrannosaurus has among the strongest biting forces of any animal, more so than crocs. Oh, & don't get me started on the Autobots whose alt. modes are dinosaurs. XD

Arcee: Anything else?

Sky-Byte: Hey Halibel! Wanna go hand out some time? Like surf or something? I promise not to be annoying!

Halibel: Sure why not, I could use a little trip to the sea, maybe after the chapter.

...ok then.

Bumblebee: Any parting words for today, sir?

Optimus: Sometimes, even the wisest of men & machines can be in error.

Before I leave, I just remembered there's also a Transformer whose alt. mode is winged wolf. And his name's Silverbolt. I'll see if I can bring him [& Sky-Byte again] in next time. ;) (if this was another long review, I'm deeply sorry. _")

Keep it up!

Wolfie: Sweatdrops. Well it was four pages long…

Nice, that was a good bit with Itachi vs Aizen.

Itachi: No one messes with my little brothers head but me.

*I roll my eyes*

Itachi: But to answer your question Lady Halibel, my eyes are a rare bloodline known as the Sharingan. They grant me many different powers. A few of which I used on Aizen as you saw.

Halibel: It was very interesting to watch. The only one I know of with any special eye abilities is Zommari…

Me: Both of us have two questions and I have a dare.

My questions: Wolfie, what do you think would be the perfect setting to get Starrk and Halibel out on a date? And Halibel, what are the most embarrassing things you've seen each of the Espada do?

Wolfie: That's a difficult one since most have already been done. Maybe this was already used but the beach is quite a lovely area since Halibel is in tune with the sea and stark has a veeeryy comfortable association with sand when Lilynette is not burying him in it.

Halibel: Haha where to begin… Starrk nearly drowned when he fell asleep in cereal. Baraggan sometimes plays Risk the boardgame when he thinks nobody is looking. Ulquiorra doesn't really do embarrassing stuff… he did stand outside Inoue's room and stare at the door for a long time once and seemed quite flustered when I saw him. Nnoitra's spoonhead got stuck in the ceiling fan but that might have been my fault. Grimmjow… basically the video I saw earlier. Zommari rewrote the bible into an arrancar version with Aizen as the god. For some reason me and Starrk were Adam and Eve?

Wolfie: Sniggers. For some reason huh?

Halibel: Anyway, never saw Szayel since he's always locked in the lab, Aaroniero once ate a skunk hollow, his reaction was hilarious, and Yammy when he couldn't follow me earlier and many other situations actually…

Itachi's questions: Lady Halibel, I know this is very unorthodox but I wish to know your honest answer...would you ever date me? After becoming friends of course.

Halibel: Well… I guess if we got to know each other and you're a proper man that respects women and not some kind of axe-murderer doing mass killings then it would probably be possible.

Wolfie: Sweatdrops.

*I face palm* He said you were the most beautiful person he had ever seen when I showed him what you look like. *Itachi gives me a glare and fiddles with a kunai up his sleeve*

Itachi: And Lady Wolf, do you believe I did the right thing for my clan and my brother?

Wolfie: Well I can understand why you did it to your clan… but I think you went too far with your brother, your torturing him only made things worse, he could still have been loyal to Konoha and taken you out at the same time.

My dare: I want both of you (and the guest if you have one) to run up to the Head Captain pull on his beard and scream; 'I found Santa!' as loud as you can, then go ahead and run away. Here's a teleportation device just in case. *hands you a small metal orb with a red button on it* I worry about your health. ;) Till next time.

Wolfie: Sounds like something Yachiru would do.

Halibel: He's not in my good books anyway so why not.

Mirajane: Count us in!

Erza: This could be interesting, but maybe we should disguise ourselves?

Halibel: For once, you have a point.

Erza: Once… -_-

Wolfie: Good point Erza, very well, I have a Nelliel wig.

Halibel: …Puts on masquerade mask.

Erza: Is that the best you can do? Transforms into her Goth Loli outfit.

Mirajane: Nuhuh, I can do the best, transforms into a young extremely cute girl. ;)

All four runs through a garganta to Soul society and goes to the meeting chamber, the old man is there along with his captains. They storm in and grabs his beard, screaming I found Santa and flees as quickly as possible.

Yamamoto: What the deuce…?

Soifon: They're fast… I should have them join the omnitsukido.

Unohana: How sweet. Smiles

Byakuya: …

Komamura: What the… Who were they Genryuusai-dono?

Kyoraku: How amusing…

Hitsugaya: How childish.

Kenpachi: Yachiru would have loved to see this.

Mayuri: Kukukukuku…

Ukitake: But Shiro-chan, why can't you also show your childish side once in a while?

Hitsugaya: Tick forms.

Back with our group.

Mirajane: Next is Winged-Panther1-kun.

Hehe nice anyway if you're still looking for guest characters I'd like to see Halibel's fraccion appear at some in this story again cause they're like a female form of the Three Stooges(R.I.P) xD

Questions:

Halibel

Me:So Halibel how did you come to know Starrk what was your first meeting like?

Halibel: It was shortly after I joined the espada, I wasn't very impressed with him at first because I couldn't believe that that man was the number one, but then after the meeting he just walked up to me and greeted me very nicely, not overly polite but just friendly. After that we became friends pretty fast for some reason…

Drake:When you were human did you surf?

Halibel: Sometimes, but I preferred just swimming because I overbalanced the surfboard often with the weight of my chest…

Maria:Also were you ever a feminist.

Halibel: I've always been one as long as I can remember…

Wolfie

Me:You still play chess?

Wolfie: Yup, I'm still one of the best in my province and walked away with all the prizes.

Drake:What do you do for fun?

Wolfie: I rewatch anime, play Portal 2 which is an epic game, draw, read or play with my dogs.

Maria:What is your fav dessert

Wolfie: Hmm, I have a couple. Vanilla cake, fudge and waffles.

And the dare is get Jason and Kenpachi to fight eachother

Wolfie: Are you serious? Jason may be good at chain murders but Kenpachi will massacre him.

Erza: I believe that is the point of this dare.

Wolfie: Oh I see…

Kenpachi is mysteriously teleported towards a odd forest with a lake. He walks around and suddenly feels something being thrown onto his back. He looks around to see an axe, but it didn't even scratch him. Kenpachi grins.

Kenpachi: What's this? You wanna fight, but you can't even scratch me. Tell ya what, I'll use that small knife you have and you can have your axe back.

Kenpachi lifts the penknife and Jason storms at him with the axe but Kenpachi just cuts through it and slices Jason in half.

Kenpachi: How boring… eh what's this? He picks up a hockey mask. Looks cool. He puts it on his face and starts laughing maniacally.

From this day forward, Zaraki Kenpachi became the new Jason…

Wolfie: Just kidding!

Halibel: You had me worried back there, so what happened?

Wolfie: He took the mask home and gave it to Yachiru.

Halibel: …Isn't that worse?

Wolfie: …Point.

Erza: Last review for the day is Grimdivide.

Didn't notice you were back... Awesome.

Ehehehehehheheheheheheh... *Evil thoughts*

Where's Grey and/or Natsu?

Mirajane: That's for us to know and for you to find out.

I forgot to put in a dare... How about Aizen fall through the atmosphere?

Not only would it hurt from the reentry and the VERY painful impact, but you could also make a wish from it. Like a shooting star. Make Aizen relatively useful, or something.

Or have him fight a character from DBZ. It's like Bleach, but not many swords and planets get blown up! Yay violence!

Wolfie: I like the first one. Erza, you do the honours.

Erza: Very well. Transforms into her most powerful form and leaves through a garganta, courtesy of Halibel.

Somewhere else, Aizen is just staring into space until Erza suddenly appears and slams her giant spiky sword onto a very sensitive place… Needless to say, the recoil caused Aizen to shoot up like a rocket.

Somewhere else, a little girl is looking into the sky.

Random little girl: Mommy look! I thee a thooting thtar!

Mother: That's nice Jenny, why don't you make a wish?

Random little girl: I wishth fow a wainbow pony!

Mother: Sweatdrops.

Back with our group.

Halibel: well that's it for the day, now for the book.

Wolfie: Takes out book and opens it.

Have Aizen listen to the endless song

Erza: What endless song?

Mirajane: I think I've heard of a couple.

Wolfie: We are going to use our special modified version.

Halibel: Yup, this ought to be fun. I'll be taking the radio to Aizen's room. I have a special microscopic speaker from Szayel so he'll never find out where it's from… Plants mic in Aizen's room.

Wolfie: Well done, Mira, put on the radio please.

Mirajane: Sir yes sir. Turns on radio and song starts playing.

Erza: What now?

Wolfie: Well, we're free to go now, remember folks, yoruichi will make a quick visit for the next chapter.

Mirajane: Speaking of that, it's Lisanna's birthday so I won't be able to make it to the next chapter.

Wolfie: That's alright, Erza, you're staying right.

Erza: Correct, I have a little score to settle…

Halibel: I'll be going with sky-byte then. Leaves.

With Aizen, a tune suddenly starts playing under his chair and then the horrifying words start.

99999 cups of tea hanging on the wall

Take one down and espada pass it around and we have

99998 cups of tea hanging on the wall

Take one down and espada pass it around and we have

99997 cups of tea hanging on the wall

Take one down and espada pass it around and we have

99996 cups of tea hanging on the wall

Take one down and espada pass it around and we have

99995 cups of tea hanging on the wall

Take one down and espada pass it around and we have-

Aizen: My ears! They burn!

Much MUCH later.

1 cup of tea hanging on the wall

Take one down and Aizen chugs it and we're done with the meeting

Aizen: Thank… god…

"The song is on a loop and will therefore start over"

99999 cups of tea hanging on the wall-

Aizen: !

20 000 years can be a very very long time.

Somewhere else.

Halibel: Revenge is a dish best served with a cup of tea… or 99999 of them. ^_^

Sorry this update was so slow, I had a hectic week and my best friend got hit by a car… Mirajane takes a break but Yoruichi will be here.

Ultrawolfie out