Well… I'm back hehe. I have been slightly tardy the last… month. Part of it for a good reason and partly because I was procrastinating. I'm currently busy with exams and school was very busy the last week or two. But I also fixed up my ps2, bought a kindle, watched a lot of short anime series like Ao no Exorcist which was awesome! I also read "The heroes of Olympus: The Son of Neptune" And can't wait for "The mark of Athena". So that's my excuses… I've also made a hard decision, this story will end at chapter 40 because I've seen repeatedly that I don't really have much left to do here and I want to finish the other stories I left hanging too. So six more chapters to go!
Chapter 34
Wolfie: Howdy do folks? Our guests for this chapter are Erza from last chapter and Yoruichi, visiting for one chapter.
Erza: Hello again people.
Yoruichi: Yo, what's up? So you're Erza Scarlet? Nice to meetcha.
Erza: Likewise, you are much friendlier than someone else in this room that I won't mention.
Halibel: Care to say that to my face missie?
Erza: As many times as you prefer.
Wolfie: Take it easy people, Mira's not here to be the peacemaker and Yoruichi's watching you while eating popcorn.
Yoruichi: Yeah, don't ruin the show jeez!
Wolfie: Sorry, we need to get a move on so take your fights outside later!
Erza: As you wish. I shall announce the first reviewer, BlackDragon Immartol.
Hey guys how are doing? Wolfe I hope that your friend is ok. Lady Halibel I hope that the race you had with kisame was,a fun race. Yourichi you are my second fab character in Bleach. Lady Halibel is my first fav.
Wolfie: She is, thanks. It's really funny now actually. She crashed with a bike into the corner of the car. The bike's front wheel is completely bent off, she crashed through the little window thing and smashed it off. So her injuries equals bruises and a ruined bike. The car on the other hand, was completely dented in the corner without a mirror, a smashed headlight and the water tank was ruptured so the car took R35 000 worth of damage. That's about… 4375 dollars worth of damage so in a clash between my friend and the car… the car came second!
Halibel: It was a nice way to let some steam out…
Yoruichi: aha, is that so? Mucho thanks then.
Questions for Yourichi, 1. Is it fun to see the reaction you get from people when they see your true from if they have only seen your cat form? That is all I have to say for now
Yoruichi: You have no idea… Everyone reacts differently yet the same. It's usually a perverted reaction (even from most women) except for Ichigo, he's so innocent hehe.
Erza: Very well, if that is it, next is AMASTA10.
Arigato gozimasu, Ultrawolfie-san! I will look up the book as soon as I'm done reviewing.
I have some questions! First on for both Ultrawolfie-san and Halibel. If you were the ruler of Hueco Mundo, what order would the Espada be in?
Wolfie: Actually I like the order they are in now, it seems to fit them. I'd just keep Yammy number 10 and Baraggan and Halibel should switch places.
Halibel: I'd say the same about Yammy and Baraggan. Nnoitra can go to the bottom too and if possible, I'd prefer Neliel back among the Espada.
For Ultrawolfie-san, what power would you have if you were a Arrancar? Who's Fraccion would you be? Who would be the Shinigami you fight in the Winter War?
Wolfie: This is probably pretty predictable but I'd like to turn into a werewolf type arrancar. Zanpakatou name could be something to do with Lycanthrope. I'd be Starrk or Halibel's fraccion since I'd fit with either, seeing Starrk's wolf theme and Halibel's animal theme. I'd like to fight… Captain Komamura. I'd probably lose but it would still be cool and he's just standing around anyway for most of the battle.
For Halibel, what would you do differently in the Winter War? What would you do if you knew Aizen would betray you with his Shikai? Would you attempt to steal the Hogyoku?
Halibel: I still don't know where Aizen kept the Hogyoku and it would be suicidal. I'd probably play along 'till the war while secretly turning the espada against Aizen. In the war I'll turn against him if I managed to get anyone else on my side, otherwise I'd just disappear. I know the shinigami would win anyway.
Instead of dares this time, I have presents, or offers for making you do those previous dares. For Ultrawolfie-san, I give you a wolf plushie and an unlimited supply of Soul Candy. For Halibel, I offer you a shark plushie with and unlimited supply of swedish fish.
Finally, I told Kenpachi and Yammy that I dared you two to do what you did. They nearly killed me but I managed to escape.
Wolfie: Haha, thanks. Adds to collection. Soul candy? I don't even have a shinigami body, I'd become a ghost if I ate that.
Halibel: Likewise, uhm, why Swedish? Are they different from normal fish? Phew, that gets those two of our backs at least.
Erza: Next is Ice prince Hitsugaya. But what is it with those shark toys Halibel? Have you no taste in toys?
Halibel: Hah, that's rich, coming from the one who doesn't know the difference between toys and plushies.
Erza: Considering that they're both for immature people, they're exactly the same to me.
Yoruichi: Reading Fairy Tail manga. I bet you wouldn't say that if it was Jellal giving you a plushie.
Erza: Silence!
Halibel: Hoho, someone got a little crush here?
Erza: Damn you Yoruichi, big mouth…
Yoruichi: I could say the same to you miss Starribel.
Halibel: Zip it!
Erza: You were saying?
Wolfie: …Just go on already…
Me: It was an update worth waiting for. ;)
Itachi: Suck up.
Me: Weasel.
Itachi: *sighs lightly, then nods to your words* I did become rather cruel after being around the Akasuki too long. But I know that Naruto can beat him...after a while. It might take a few years but who's keeping track? *sweat drops to Halibel's words and zips his Akatsuki coat all the way up to cover most of his face* Well...I am very respectful of woman and I never used an axe.
Wolfie: …yet… *mumbles* says the one who killed his own mother.
Halibel: …You afraid can read your facial expression. Don't bother, the eyes are the windows to the soul so I can see right through you.
Wolfie: Don't! His eyes are dangerous!
Me: *pats him on the back* Tough luck buddy.
Itachi: *glares at me with his Sharingan* Don't touch me.
Me: *takes two steps away* She doesn't know your story, it was just a shot in the dark...I think. But hey! Your did a great job in judging the race.
Itachi: Just leave me alone.
Me: God...talk about depressed. Anyway, thanks for using my review again and answering my and...*looks to Itachi as a rain cloud appears over his head*...this guys questions. And I have a few more to everyone and Itachi did as well, but who know about right now. So my questions are; what is your favorite color? What is your favorite game (board, video or whatever other)? And where would you consider your favorite vacation spot (it can be anywhere in the world)? Itachi...are you going to asked your questions?
Wolfie: Favorite color is blue. Game is Mass Effect 2 (PC). I'd love to have a holiday in Thailand or Brazil.
Halibel: Color is Yellow, game is Poker since I'm an expert at reading faces. Place is Atlantis (if I ever find it).
Erza: Color is Red, game is Truth or Dare because I like the thrill of the unknown threat. Place is Tenrou island, it's so peaceful if there's no dark guilds trying to ruin your day.
Yoruichi: Color is purple, game is The Mad Magazine game, it's like a reverse monopoly where the goal is to lose your money. Place is Australia, it's lovely to hunt sharks this time of the year.
Halibel: Very funny…
Erza: I'd love to join you.
Itachi: Sure...whatever. The first two is to everyone, the last is to you Lady Halibel. What is your favorite word in japanese (if you have one)? Why do you think Gin smiles all the time? And do you think it's possible for Toshiro Hitsugaya to be the baby you died giving birth to?
Wolfie: Tadaima, means I'm home. It's so sweet when someone uses it in the anime. Because he swallowed a clotheshanger.
Yoruichi: Baka, it's more comical than its English version of idiot. Because he wants us to ask that question.
Erza: Okaeri, welcome home. Just sounds nice. Maybe because he's happy?
Halibel: No one is ever THAT happy… Urusai, means shut up (I think). He's an enigma that I choose not to ponder over. And Hitsugaya… Now that you say that, I never thought about it that way… It is certainly possible since he has my eyes and personality and we have the same element more or less. But the chances of that is really small, unless the dad is someone with pale skin and white hair. In Argentina! I think that's where I'm from since I feel a connection with that place.
Me: *raise a brow* Well...their are similarities. Their personalities are similar, their powers are as well. Plus both of them have thick eye lashes, which not many characters have. Actually...I want to ask one more question; how would you feel Halibel, if Toshiro really was your son? Sorry if this was a bit long btw. But keep up the great work Ultrawolfie, you're still doing great and I hope your friend is okay from being hit by a car. =/ Later.
Halibel: I guess it would feel nice to know how he turned out. After all it's a mother's instinct to worry about a child…
Wolfie: Yup, she's none the worse for the wear, just lacking a bike.
Yoruichi: Alrighty then, next gal is May Yuki.
May: FYI, I think you forgot my gifts for them. No we don't get a choice in subjects. You have to pass with a certain grade otherwise you repeat. As for electives, they have us list the top 5 electives we want from what we want the most to what we want least. But they must have run out...
Wolfie: Gifts? …That is a problem… mind refreshing my mind again please… I kinda forgot since it's been such a long time. Gomenasai. That sucks, we pick one extra subject for grade eight and nine, mine was German but I dropped it from grade ten when I chose my real subjects.
Lefty: I'm calm now...I think...7-6 and 6-2! VICTORY!
May: You're still going on about that?...
Lefty: Well we ARE frosh/soph...Ok so what am I forgetting...Oh yeah, what are your opinions on Shinigami Titans so far?
Halibel: It is still quite similar to the original story but I can see the changes taking effect. I think you're handling it well for a crossover since most people just make their character number one immediately with no good reason.
May: Again, don't kill Lefty, Halibel. I'm just good at having those girls bickering because I do with my friends too XD We had a yelling contest earlier during lunch...Lol It's good to know that there are like four or so people being interested in Shinigami Titans...unlike my other stories...*sobs*
May: There, there...FYI, her drabble is about me so you won't be THAT confused...
Wolfie: …I'm confused. Whose drabble when?
Erza: That is odd, it seems there is an extra review from Lefty-san later.
Wolfie: Oh yes, I'll add it here.
*sniffles* Why? Why you end? *sniffles*
May: ...*stares at her*
Wolfie: This is probably from when I told you that this story will end at chapter 40, but at the speed I'm writing, that is still a long way off.
Halibel: Hey, Aoi-Mizu's back!
Hello everyone! Sorry I haven't reveiwed on the last couple chapters. I've been really busy.
Teagan: A little. She's been studying for her driver's test. And has yet to take it. Any advice for her would be nice. Becuase she kinda fails.
Wolfie: Well, I'm not the best person considering that I just had my very first lesson. I'd just suggest that you don't rol backwards even a centimeter at all in the test. It's a complete taboo and my brother failed in less than thirty seconds because of that.
-_- Please ignore her.
Halibel, it's nice to see your alive and kicking. What's that story called?
Halibel: Likewise. I can't remember but I'm pretty sure I mentioned it somewhere in the previous chapter…
I'll keep this review short for right now, so one question!
Halibel, how are you after the Winter War?
Nice to see you all again!
-Mizu
Halibel: It's really peaceful now because the shinigami aren't really concerned with the arrancar anymore because we don't have a leader to stop us from running wild so the survivors went in their own directions into Hueco Mundo.
Erza: You truly have no life when you aren't at war. That is awfully sad.
Halibel: You're really looking for a fight aren't you?
Erza: I am merely stating the facts. Do what you want with them.
Yoruichi: This is so fun to watch, just like Kisuke and Soifon.
Erza: You all are wasting time, next reviewer is yukicrewger2.
Hi all ^^ and hello to the ever present beauties known as Tia Halibel and Ultra-Wolfie.
To Tia: Other than the Bleach manga/anime series, what is your favorite manga or anime?
Halibel: Wolfie showed an interesting one to me the other day, it's called Ao no Exorcist/Blue exorcist. It is about two brothers that exorcise demons but they themselves are the sons of the demon king Satan so the older one especially learns how to see things from the demons' point of view.
Wolfie: You're comparing that series to shinigami and hollow aren't you?
Halibel: That might be true.
To Wolfie: what is your favorite candy bar? Both the one that you like to eat and the one you wish you had the rights to. (only if they are separate candy bars that is)
Wolfie: My favorite to eat is the Dream because I love white chocolate, but I'd like to have the rights to Lindt because they're expensive so they make lots of money.
To either: I dare either of you to sneak up behind Grimmjow and dangle one of those catnip mice in front of him, preferrably on a string so he doesn't physically notice you (knowing that he'd probably sense you anyways)
Halibel: My sonido is better so I'll do it.
Wolfie: Too risky, you may get hurt and you're the star here.
Halibel: You're underestimating me…
Erza: I'm sure she has a good reason.
Halibel: How shallow.
Wolfie takes catnip and sneaks of to where Grimmjow is hiding after the war, ties the catnip to a ten-foot pole and dangles it in front of him but he immediately notices her and sprints after her in rage.
Wolfie: Running full speed. You're fast but I'm faster- suddenly gets tripped by Yoruichi.
Yoruichi: Grimmy's not the only cat here, gimme that.
Grimmjow stomps on Wolfie then glares at Yoruichi.
Grimmjow: Don't call me that you bitch!
Yoruichi: Aww you know you like it Grimkitty.
Grimmjow: Blushes extremely faintly.
Back with our group.
Erza: Next is KingofHeartless'09.
Another funny chapter here and to Tia I'm glad you are alive now :3
Wolfie: Nurses wounds. Arigato.
Yoruichi: And comes Grimdivide.
Yeah, I'm just going to make a quick one.
Halibel: If you had a human job, what would it be?
Halibel: Probably a lifeguard or a teacher. I'm good at sitting in the sun all day and swimming is no problem and I'm also good at controlling children because the espada are all childish anyway.
Erza: ...Who'd win in a fight? Natsu or Simon the Digger from Gurren Lagann?
Erza: I am unaware of how strong this Simon is so it's hard to say but probably Natsu since he always comes through in difficult battles.
Yoruichi: Are you affected by cat nip?
Yoruichi: Fiddling with Wolfie's catnip. Uh… no.
Wolf: Ever seen an abridged series?
Wolfie: A what series?
Halibel: You could probably take that as a no.
Erza: Aoi-Mizu is next.
Hello everybody!
Nice to see the new chapters. As funny as ever! Kudos to whoever brought the Autobots along in the last chapter. Hi Bumblebee!
Wolfie: Yupyup. I'm going to watch the third Transformers movie soon, just got it from a friend.
Anyways, hello Halibel! How are you doing?
Halibel: good thanks, I feel like a veteran in this by now since I have to help Wolfie keep everything shipshape.
Wolfie: Half of the time you're the one causing the trouble, jeez.
And to Wolfie, how is it writing these crazy chapters with everyone?
Wolfie: It's a lot of fun but also gives me gray hairs. Especially this latest development between Erza and Halibel. I wish Mirajane would hurry and come back already, I need her!
Erza: Are you insinuating that I need Mira to stay in control of myself?
Halibel: How observant of you.
Erza: I will not rise to your petty taunts.
Yoruichi: Aaaand next is winged-Panther1.
Great chapter xD *gives all of you Strawberry shorkcake*
L:*poofs in eatting cake*Very
Me:Hey L
Drake:*was playing violin*Hi mom
Maria:Woah who's he?
Erza: Grabs a big slice and starts devouring it.
Wolfie: Whoa back from the beyond, that's spooky.
L:I am L. I have a question for both miss Halibel and Miss Wolfie you two seem to have opposite personalities do you ever contradict eachother, and as a suggestion to kill this Aizen tewll the Shinigami Rem Aizen is hurting Misa.
Wolfie: You have no idea, but opposites actually give you a healthy difference in opinion. It's scarier when they're exactly the same because you tend to clash then like cougherzacoughhalibelcough.
Halibel: That's an idea. Dials shinigami101 to reach Rem. Did you know that man by name of A-i-z-e-n S-o-u-s-u-k-e is hurting Misa.
Rem: …Do you have an extra death-note?
Halibel: No, why? Don't you have one already?
Rem: Yes but there is not enough room to write his name as many times as I desire.
Wolfie: Hoo boy, not gonna end well.
Drake:I dare all of you to listen to four hours of death metal
Wolfie: We can continue while we do that. Turns on music and turns off hearing aids.
Halibel: Ok, that's just not fair.
Yoruichi: Catchy tune, last reviewer is xXForgtotten MelodyXx.
Awesome story! I hope you update soon it's too cool to die.
And I like the name I think it fits the idea.
Wolfie: Haha thank you. Someone who agrees with me.
Have you noticed that there are no really evil female characters in bleach? Every girl who's supposed to be a villian has a very good reason for it.
Wolfie: That's true… Halibel and her Fraccion are nice, the bount woman was nice too…
Erza: So was Ultear and Meredy.
Halibel: You do have a point.
Yoruichi: And we're done. What happens now?
Halibel: Now… we read. (Rango style)
Wolfie: Takes out book and opens.
Tell Erza that Aizen ate her Strawberry Shortcake
Halibel: …
Erza: Blinks… But I just ate it.
Wolfie: Uhm…
Halibel: Well you see, that was his trick. He cast an illusion on you to make you think that you ate your cake.
Wolfie: Nice save.
Erza: But it tastes really good, like it should taste.
Yoruichi: The hypnosis affects all five senses.
Erza: But illusions don't work on me because of my eye.
Wolfie: …What now?
Halibel: That's just how good he is, how do you think he managed to fool me?
Erza: …Very easily.
Halibel: Ok that's it. Tackles Erza to the floor.
Erza: Bring it on, purgatory armor!
Halibel: Destroy Tiburon!
Wolfie: Mirajane! I need you!
Yoruichi: Looks like Aizen's forgotten here. I suggest we clear out and let them get this fight out of their systems.
Wolfie: Fine… But Mirajane is definitely coming back next chapter.
Yoruichi: Yeah yeah I got it, I got stuff to do anyway and I want to have a little talk with Grimmy.
Wolfie: ok then- Gets hit in the back of the head with a sword and lies on the floor with a fountain of blood squirting out of her head.
Yoruichi: And that's my cue to clear out before the same happens to me. Turns into a cat and leaves.
I hope this chapter made up for the wait a little. Yoruichi's leaving and Mirajane will be back next chapter. I have a lot of exams next week so I'll be quite busy then. But after that I'm on my holidays hehe. This story will end at chapter 40 if you didn't catch it in the story itself. Until next time…
Ultrawolfie out.