OMG GUYS ITS CHAPTER 2 NOW PLEASE LOVE ME IM DOING A DOUBLE-CHAPTER RELEASE ITS THE FIRST TIME IM EVER DOING THIS PLEASE LOVE ME AND REMEMBER THIS FICTION BECAUSE I THINK IM THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERED THIS.
-(chirp. Chirp. Chirp.)-
Translation: Free me here you useless motherfucker.
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Translation: why don't you fucking lock your mother here, cock sucker?
-(chirp. Chirp. Chirp.)-
Translation: humans are a fucking plague to the universe.
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Translation: i will murder and rape your family!
The breeze was very refreshing and the sound of the cage bird added to the natural and refreshing atmosphere.
-(chirp. Chirp.)-
Translation: fuck are you doing there, teal-boy?
Fran ended his train of curses as he looked at the bird, "stalking." he answered. Since then, it was a mystery on how the fuck Fran understood it.
-(chirp. Chirp)-
Translation: humans are fucking weird.
Fran ignored the comment that the bird made. He has no time to care about a caged bird because he has too many problems now.
Like the national budget.
Or wars.
Fran shook his head to get rid of the bigger problems. What he needed to bring his focus to is his plan.
to make his crush, Rokudo Mukuro, drink the cup of juice filled with potion.
It seems easy. But because of again, Fran's anti-social-ness, he cannot do it. Just barely standing 20 feet away is making his inner self tremble.
While mumbling strategic plans, the sudden pressure applied on his shoulder made his soul escape his body.
"Ushishishishi~ what's the frog doing here?" came a very maniac voice.
Luckily, Fran's soul returned to his body, "none of your business." he quickly said without facing the other. Why would he face the one who talked to him if it's not even worth it?
Belphegor, Fran's childhood friend, is as weird as him. Maybe weirder. He's a twisted fucking sociopath. His hair is covering half of his face while the other half was covered in a cheshire cat grin. He did not know how did this twisted fuck became his friend. All he knew that he is the only person, with the exception of his sister (yes, he cannot also talk normally with his birth-giver and sperm-donor), that he can talk comfortably with. He can tell this man to fuck off and get the fuck away.
Belphegor wrapped his arm on Fran's shoulder, "come on, frog. Tell me, i know you're up to something weir-" he did not finish his teasing when Fran slapped away his arms.
"get the fuck away from me, Bel-senpai." Fran irritatedly said while looking at the direction of his crush. Other than he can tell the man to get the fuck off, he can somehow show this man that he was irritated and angry. "cut off your bangs so you could see that i would murder your decapitated body."
Belphegor stabbed Fran with those pocket knives he designed especially for murder usages, "you bastard." he mumbled. Because Belphegor is Fran's childhood friend, of course he would know that Fran cannot feel normal pain.
When he received no response, he smacked Fran in the head, "stop ignoring me." he then looked down to face his opponent.
Fran grunted, looks like more obstacles would even cross his path to experience the 7 days of heaven. "what the fuck do you want?" he asked as he brushed his teal hair with his fingers.
Belphegor laughed, "ushishishi~ the prince is thirsty~" he informed.
Fran rolled his eyes internally, "buy one then." he informed. And when he thought he finally got rid of the nuisance, the nuisance stole the drink from his hands. His eyes widened and he cannot utter a single word to stop this man from drinking it. He just turned and looked at his friend as if pleading to not be stupid and drink it. He also cannot do anything, his body froze from some unknown reason.
"shishi~ selfish frog. You have to give a prince a drink when he's thirsty~" he said in a sing-singy way as he gulped all the contents of the cup.
't-that... Contained... All of the potion...' he stuttered internally. He poured all the potion in the drink because he thought it'd be a waste because the expiration date was today.
Belphegor suddenly staggered as he held his head, "T-the prince... Is getting dizzy..." he mumbled as he fell to the ground with a very loud 'thud'.
Fran internally mumbled a low, 'shit' as he panicked. What should he do at a time like this? He did not know that the potion is fucking fatal.
No one in the cafeteria seemed to care what the fuck happened. So, he cannot ask for help and make someone carry this fucked up fuck here.
Fran internally pulled his hair as he gritted his teeth. He has no choice but to carry this fucking 68 kilogram body.
Out of no choices panicking, he slapped belphegor's face as if asking him to wake the fuck up. But to no avail, the body did not bulged. So, he has to carry this body. How fucked up could his luck get?
He carried bel bridal style and quickly dashed to the infirmary. He noticed that no one's around so he just laid Belphegor's unconscious body in the bed.
Fran sighed, he should now go to the club and ask for another potion. He knew he was being shameless but fuck his luck. And fuck this prince laying on the bed.
He was about to leave but he was suddenly yanked to the bed and something.
Something he cannot recognize was placed on his lips.
His vision was hindered by a yellow something.
He cannot process anything and he thought it was just a gelatin.
But gelatins are not warm...
And gelatins don't move.
Just what the fuck is in front of him?!
"mhh..." he managed to make a sound of help. But he was alone and the fucked up fuck was unconscious.
Wait.
Fran's already widened eyes widened as the pieces of the puzzles were put together. The fucked up fucker was the one in front of him.
And is this a kiss?
'fuck i lost my lips' virginity to a twisted fucking sociopath.' he internally cursed.
He somehow cannot breathe through his nose and he tried, with all his might to push the fucked up fuck in front of him. But the fucker seemed to gained incredible strength because the more he struggled, the more the fucked up fuck tighten his grip.
When things are not going in Fran's way, belphegor suddenly, out of ordinary, french kissed Fran.
And this is the last bullet to make Fran's hidden strength to unleash. He pushed belphegor away from him and managed to seperate his mouth from the latter.
But he still didn't manage to seperate his body.
When Fran was about to curse the man in front of him, the man suddenly and quickly, in the speed of the light, unbottoned Fran's uniform and bit his neck; which made fran gasped for real. This fucker seems to be enjoying harrassing Fran.
"aaagh... You bastard." fran grunted as he again, pushed Belphegor. And now, he managed to be fully free. He breathed all air he could; he now realized that oxygen is really important.
He did not look at the other and dashed out of the nurse's office. He's feeling weird and his social anxiety is attacking. Even though it is just lunch time, he is wishing to go home and kill himself.
Or cut himself.
A slice of pizza.
Pizza has been one of his comfort foods.
His life is now fucked up.
Fran managed to finish his classes. When the bell rang, he immediately left the classroom and find the club that gave him the potion. But to his luck, he cannot find it and he has been running in circles.
Luckily, he did not see any trace of Belphegor, which is nice.
But what will he do tomorrow?
He wished he could skip school.
つづく
SO THIS IS HOW IT ACTUALLY ENDED IN THE FIRST CHAPTER, i think.
I CUT IT IN TWO BECAUSE THE FIRST CHAPTER WILL BE TOO LONG THEN THE NEXT CHAPTER IS SHORT.
IF YOU THINK THAT THE KISS SCENE WAS TOO MUCH WELL I TRIED TO CUT IT.
I REMOVED SOME SCENES BUT I ADDED SOME TOO.
(spoiler)
To some who actually remembered this, mukuro's part here was removed because i decided to put it in the next chapter.
PLEASE REVIEW.
And the flashback part was removed because i think its unnecessary.
But dont worry its just about on how fran put the potion in the cup.
Somehow, there are scenes that i forgot because i have no copy of it. Im basing the story on the parts that i remember. I actually remember most of it but i forgot some small parts.