Sorry for the absence but I was away for the holiday. First a week's crash course in maths then a lovely holiday in a vacation resort with my best friend and her family. This is the last weekend of my holiday so I'll have less time to write soon I'm afraid but I'll do my best to finish three of my stories in the next month or two. Oh my… quite long reviews this chapter. You have a lot of time…
Chapter 37
Wolfie: What a fun break! Stretches arms. Too bad it was too cold to swim. Head count time.
Halibel: …Why didn't you take me with you? No water is too cold for me to swim in.
Wolfie: I don't see you as the gambling type, turns out I'm horribly unlucky at chance games hehe. I did try my luck at a trapeze but I'm no acrobat either. And I got hopelessly lost in a maze… how embarrassing.
Natsu: I'd just blast through the walls if I'm stuck in a maze.
Gray: That defeats the point of taking on a maze you dimwit. It's supposed to be a challenge.
Natsu: And my solution is to blast through the walls, you pervy stripper!
Halibel: Let's start on the first review before this escalates, but really Wolfie… Are you an idiot? You keep inviting people that would obviously clash against each other.
Wolfie: …I have to keep things interesting somehow. It would be no fun if I invited people that would just sit around a table and drink tea.
Gray: Fine, I'll take care of this then. The first reviewer is LizardEliz.
Hello everyone, this BlackDragonImmortal with a name change. It good to see you guys again after almost a 2 year absence. Lady Halibel, Wolfie how have y'all been doing?
Halibel: Ooh long time no see. Good to see you too.
Wolfie I give you a book on how to gain your ability to transform into your wolf form.
Wolfie: Grabs book with a grateful expression and starts studying it deeply.
Lady Halibel I give you a stuffed animal of your choosing.
Halibel: Hmm, I already have plenty of sharks so I wonder…
Wolfie: Innocent voice. How about a coyote plushie?
Halibel: Good idea, they are very cute animals.
Wolfie: Cute indeed… Goes back to reading.
As for dares, I dare Natsu and Gray to battle Envy and Pride from the Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood.
Natsu: Ehh? Who the heck are they?
Wolfie: Fullmetal for dummies time. Envy and Pride are both immortal unless they get killed enough times so you don't have to hold back. Also, Envy is a shapeshifter while Pride controls shadows.
Natsu: Cracks knuckles. Sounds like fun! Let's go stripper.
Gray: Way ahead of you idiot hothead.
Natsu and Gray leaves through portal to Amestris and finds Envy and Pride in a hidden base. As soon as the homunculi realize they're there to challenge them, they attack the two.
Envy transforms into a large green beast with numerous human faces wailing on his neck while Pride calmly steps back into the shadows and large eyes and teeth appear all around him.
Gray freezes the floor with his Ice maker magic which causes Envy to lose his balance in such a large form, this gives Gray the time to freeze Envy from the legs up before he can react, ending the fight before Envy can counterattack.
Natsu has a couple of close shaves trying to dodge Pride's shadow attacks and remembers his previous experiences with shadow, Kageyama and Rogue. He then charges up a large ball of fire with his Fire dragon's brilliant flame and throws it at Pride. The little boy barely manages to dodge but the bright light from the fire severs most of his shadows which gives Natsu the opportunity to strike his face with Fire dragon's iron fist and this temporarily knocks Pride unconscious.
With both enemies out of the fight, Natsu and Gray just grins and share a rare fist bump before returning.
Wolfie, I wanted to ask if could invite Lust from the FMA series here for one chapter.
That all I have for right now see you guys Later.
Wolfie: Lust huh? I'm not quite sure because I don't know how many people here watch Fullmetal alchemist and her character seems pretty hard to write… I'll have to see about that. No promises I'm afraid.
Halibel: Next is Winged-Panther1's return.
Drake: *in an orginization 13 trench coat/hoodie*Maria how is he doing?
Maria: *in an Outfit her mama wouldn't approve of*He's waking up, but he appears to be struggling
Ron Weasley: *eating Wolfy'a pizza*Bloody Hell how did this happen?
Drake: It's all my fault if we hadn't have gotten separated this wouldn't have happened
Maria: Drake calm down. *turns*Winged how are you?
Me: I feel strange *looks down and sees I'm in a MMPR green ranger suit*What happened?
Maria: The operation soured really fast also because of you no one was here to do laundry sooo
Drake:That only applies to her
Me:What of Ash?
Drake: She is gone...
Lucy: *elfen lied* *walks in*Hm?
Me:Noooooooo!
later
Drake:Hey mom, Wolfy, random anime characters as you can see we've been through hell. Bone broken, Maria nearly got sold as a slave to a perverted ugly thing, I now have scars on my body that no one should see
Halibel: What the- Weren't you just toddlers and all that? Just what happened in two years?
Maria:Not to forget her knocked some random girl up and got left with a daughter
Drake: Maria! Anyway how are you mom? Wolfy were had Pizza for you but Ron got hungry and well eh we couldn't blame the guy, also winged just graduated from High School. What about you?
Wolfie: I'm pretty close myself. My school year finishes November this year. Knowing Ron… yeah I don't blame him either.
Ron:Hey Natsu you're a wizard to right? How does wizardry work where you're from. Also you were raised by a dragon that's pretty wicked, Charlie would get a kick from that.*somehow has a certain blue police box*
Natsu: Yup, I'm a Fire Dragon Slayer. Igneel is an awesome parent, I wouldn't trade him for anyone in the world. Our magic is just, ya know, magic circles I guess. It's all internal so anyone has their own area of magic that they learn. No wands usually but some peoply like my friend Luce can use holder type magic which is magic keys and stuff. Who's Charlie?
Wolfie: His older brother, he works with dragons.
Natsu: Really? Can you ask him if he's seen Igneel?
Wolfie: Igneel wouldn't be there… it's a whole other world and the dragons there can't talk. You would like the Chinese Fireball dragon though.
Lucy:...*just watching you all*Have you seen Kouta he's been missing all day *they had a vacation to London planned*
Me: *thumbing dragon dagger*So Wolfy how has slowly going insane been for you? Listening to any new bands or music? Seen any good movies?
Wolfie: I can see the light at the end of the tunnel so I'm holding on. I don't listen to any music but I saw Despicable Me 2 last week. The minions are as hilarious as ever… I'm also looking forward to Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters movie since I've reread the series this week.
Maria: Oh mom hold your grand daughter *hands Halibel a two year old with golden eyes, tan skin, and teal hair*Careful she likes to hit people with a toy whale. Izzy meet your grandmother
Izzy: *blinks and sucks almost all the life force out of Nnoitra*
Halibel: She is kinda cute but that makes me feel ridiculously old… I do like this life force thing. She's very clever in choosing her targets.
Dares:
Drake: I dare Natsu to steal Yoruichi's panties and plant them on Ichigo. I dare Wolfy to get into an eating contest against Ron. Mom try not to kill me for having a kid and being unmarried...
Halibel: I'm not sure if I even have the right to do that, being absent for so long after all.
Wolfie: I forfeit… I don't have a very big appetite, the only food I can eat better than other people is pizza and even then it's only one large thick base margharita at a time…
Ron: Suit yourself. More for me then!
Natsu: Looks like the Ichaka guy really gets the short end of the stick…
Wolfie: "Ichigo"… You and your name-dyslexia…
Natsu: Whatever, challenge accepted! Natsu jumps through a portal to Yoruichi. Since she is in cat form her clothes are in a neat pile. Natsu grabs the pantie and plants it on Ichigo's windowsill. Yoruichi turns up later and changes into human form. She then notices that her panties are missing.
Yoruichi: …Whatever. I can go without them. It was probably just Kisuke or Soifon, or maybe even Ichigo. He's so cute when he tries to act innocent.
Meanwhile, in Ichigo's room.
Ichigo: What the F*** is this?! Who the hell put it here! Stupid pops, it was you wasn't it?! I've already told you a hundred times, you're not getting grandchildren until you're dead! Runs downstairs to hit Isshin.
Meanwhile, at Wolfie's residence.
Wolfie: Nicely done Natsu. I had a feeling Yoruichi wouldn't really care either way…
Maria: I dare Natsu and Grey to both try and put tease Yuroichi if that's even possible. Also everyone try out cursing Ron.
Wolfie: "Put tease?" If you mean tease, ok. Boys, do your thing!
Halibel: Yes, good luck with that by the way… Nothing embarrasses that woman.
Gray: Maybe if we strip…
Halibel: Nope, she's immune to stuff like that and is usually the one who strips in front of others.
Gray: What…? A woman who likes stripping? This I have to see.
Natsu: Dammit Popsickle! I don't want to be stuck in a room with you naked! We'll do something else!
The boys disappear to where Yoruichi is and returns after twenty minutes.
Natsu: …A demon… She completely and utterly stripped me… of my dignity!
Halibel: I didn't know that you knew such big words Natsu-dear.
Natsu: Don't "dear" me… just don't. I've had enough of that…
Gray: …I think I'm in love.
Wolfie: This does not bode well… Anyway. Time to outcurse Ron. Let's do this everyone!
Ron: Mmm ready too. Swallows food.
The following scene has been censored due to explicit language and the author's reluctance to change the rating to M+++.
Halibel: I… give up… I thought British people were supposed to be polite?
Wolfie: Unless you watch Hetalia… Ron truly takes after England himself.
Me: Wolfy I dare you and Halibel to *hands you both tickets* to try and stay sane with a room full of the Greek gods while they're having one of their famous parties.
Wolfie: I have a bad feeling about this. From what I've read about the gods so far they have quite a… reputation.
Halibel: Gods? Really now Wolfie, how bad can it be? Let's do this.
The two disappear for three hours before they finally return…
Halibel: …I'm starting to understand why there are so many demigods in your books Wolfie. They are so irresponsible, although their parties are strangely nostalgic. There's been one or two strange parties among the espada as well. Courtesy of Grimmjow when Aizen isn't around.
Wolfie: Thanks for the book suggestion but I don't know who Kouta is I'm afraid so I won't be able to do it justice.
Gray: Next is AlphaZeke with a WHOA two-page long review. Doesn't his fingers hurt?
Me: *for some reason, not here. Instead there's a bunker like area with only Wease, Coru, and Wisteria while sounds of fighting and screaming are going on in the background*
Wease: Hello Ms. Wolfie, Ms. Halibel, Mr. Dragneel, and Mr. Fullbuster. I'm going to take over Zeke's review for now since he and Lara are currently fighting...whatever the hell that thing was. Don't worry. They'll be fine.
Zeke: How the hell did it get in the explosives chamber?!
Lara: I don't freaking-Crap! Run! *multiple sounds of explosions go off in the background*
Wease: Uh...Anyway, this may be a bit long do to me taking over the task of his and mine own questions, comments, dares, etc. etc. *takes out paper and glasses* First off, a quick present from us to you. For Wolfie- A 5 day long seminar with me to help you get your transformations back in order and from Zeke, the Fairyversary Muffin from Fairly Oddparents that actually tastes good. One bite and you can get whatever you wish. Enjoy!
Halibel: I suppose that this is the Bloody Mary from before.
Gray: Are you saying that as a title or as a new swear from Ron? I did hear "bloody" quite often there.
Wolfie: Thanks a lot! Between you and the book of LizardEliz, I should be back to normal by next chapter.
Natsu: A wish muffin? That sounds so cool! Can I have it?
Wolfie: Off with your head! *ahem* I mean, be off with you. This is mine. I'm going to save this until I'm in a crisis since I happen to end up in lots of those during this story…
For Halibel- A Megalodon shark for use on whoever you please. I already have an idea on whom.
Halibel: I thought those were extinct… Where did you find this guy? Well, I happened to hear that some of the espada and our illustrious leader is building a deluxe swimming pool to counter the desert image of Hueco Mundo so maybe I should just save this guy for a bit…
Coru: I wanna pass out the other 2! For NatsuNa-san, a cake! Not a single lie in it! For GraGra-san, a ticket to Freljord! It goes to a place where the war between the tribes is much less active. Have a nice trip!
Natsu: You're a lifesaver. That muffin of Wolfie was killing me…
Gray: Don't give me a weird nickname! I've had enough of strange names like "Ice boy". But thanks, Freljord looks like my kind of place.
Wease: Also, a quick gift for Ichigo considering the amount of torture he went through. Plushies of both Rukia and Orihime for him. Which will he pick? You decide!
Coru: Who are you pointing to?
Wolfie: I'm sure he'll be happy with both. That is a question we all ask ourselves anyway. Just let me mail these quickly…
Wease: No clue! And now for dares. For Wolfie- Spend 20 minutes in the same room with Zeke's counterpart, Insanity. Is he ment-?! Oh wait, it says you can switch with Nnoitra if things get rough. For info on Insanity, just search Insanity the Maniacal Stranger. Way to advertise Zeke...
Zeke: *muffled* I can hear you and I wasn't trying too! *sounds of him going flying across the room*
Wolfie: Oh gee, I'm having a really rough time ya know. *Said in exaggerated way.
Halibel: You haven't even started yet…
Wolfie: Whispers. Play along dammit, this way Nnoitra gets to suffer.
Halibel: Your acting skill is ridiculously low, aswell as your ability to whisper softly. But fine, I vote she switches out for Nnoitra in this time of need.
Wolfie: Thank you. And now…
A sudden scream is heard from the room as Nnoitra is teleported into the same room as Insanity.
Halibel: From the computer. This guy is strangely disturbing. What is Half-moon academy though?
Coru: Anywho, dare numero dos! NatsuNa-san, try some of OriOri-chan(Orihime)'s cooking!
Halibel: Rest in peace. May I have your cake if you die?
Natsu: What the hell? It's just food lady!
Halibel: So you say…
Natsu: Tch, she's dumb. Goes to Orihime's place.
Gray: Flamehead will eat anything you know, even if the person's a bad cook.
Halibel: There's bad then there's THIS. Trust me on this one. If he doesn't show any discomfort from her food then I shall strip naked and do breakdancing.
Gray: You're making a bad bet you know…
Wolfie: No she's completely fine.
Halibel: I know exactly what I'm doing.
Natsu returns spewing flames all over the room.
Natsu: NOOOO! REMOVE IT FROM MY CELLS, EVEN VOMITING DOESN'T WORK! I LIKE HOT FOOD BUT THIS CRAP GOES BEYOND ANY LEVEL OF HEAT!
Gray: Stone faced. Point taken.
And now 3- Gray, have a staredown with Wisteria. Since he's usually buttoned up in clothing and we have never once seen anything besides his face, this'll be great.
Gray: Fine. Starts staring at Wisteria but quickly gets noticeably fidgety until he finally turns away with only his underwear on all by a sudden.
Halibel: Can't take the pressure of staring?
Gray: It's not that. The look of those clothes are making me too damn hot.
Wease: And I'll take over dare 4 since I really should be reading these instead of having Coru do it. Halibel, do the most ridiculous dance you can think of. The list mostly suggest the Can-Can for some reason.
Halibel: Gladly, the Cancan is pretty mild actually-
Wolfie: No! Caramelldansen!
Halibel: Damn it. I was hoping you would forget that. Does a strange dance shaking from side to side with hands like bunny ears.
Wolfie: No such luck. If anyone's curious, you can look for it on deviantart.
Coru: HaliHali-chan, you're more awesome than Poseidon!
Wease: Well that was random. Been reading more manga lately, I presume?
Coru: Yep! Love it, love it, love it, love it, LOVE IT!
Halibel: Thank you, compliment gladly received. He is the god of the seas after all, and the earthshaker.
Wease: Anyway, a quick note, was it truly a good idea having Natsu and Gray in the same room? Especially with how inventive some of the dares can be with certain people? But I digress. That should take care of things and we shall-.
Zeke and Lara: *suddenly run in, close the bunker, barricade it with their bodies, and let out a heavy sigh when the banging on said door finally stops*
Zeke: *having quite a few cuts and bruise, missing a right arm and having his hair have a small fire on it while his clothes are in tatters* Thank...*huff, huff* God!
Lara: *also with cuts and bruises, blood covering her left eye, and missing apart of one her pants legs* That thing apparently liked sword considering how...*huff, huff*...much it laughed from being stabbed.
Natsu: Pant pant. Sounds… strong… Oh my tongue…
Wolfie: It... laughed? o.O
Zeke: So what did we miss?
Wease: Well the review's sorta over.
Zeke: WHAT?! Dammit! Well, I'll send a few things over for everyone as last minutes. But first, please bring Urahara in sometime! He's awesome!
Wolfie: Good idea, I think he'll make a funny combo with Lust from Fullmetal Alchemist.
You all get detonators that can be used to blow up anything or anyone of your choosing. Be warned as it can only be used once. Since your house was destroyed, here are passes to a five-star hotel for you all to stay at until things are repaired. And to help with the repair, some construction bots in a kit. Now 2 presents are coming to you guys. The one with the blue bow has the gifts for all of you. DO NOT OPEN THE ONE WITH NO BOW! If you do, run like hell! In fact, just send that gift to Aizen. And show Insanity the way to him too. That'll get rid of one pain in my ass and get me some time away from another.
Wolfie: Will do, we can save the detonators for any future troublemakers.
Halibel: Five star. Look, they even have a pool! This truly beats your dump of a place Wolfie.
Wolfie: Inner peace… embrace inner peace…
Gray: I wonder who the present with now bow is from?
Natsu: Let's open it- Knocked unconscious by Halibel.
Halibel: I've already learnt the pattern of these nameless gifts.
Wease: You know, a thought just occurred to me. If Insanity is out of your body for the dare, won't he be out and about when he comes back here?
Zeke: *eyes go wide with realization then kisses his hand as he waves it to the screen* Good night everybody! *passes out on the floor*
Wease: He does realize he did the joke wrong, right? Oh well. Don't worry about him everyone. He's immortal by resurrection, so he'll be fine if he dies. Goodbye, and again, sorry that this is so long!
Wolfie: You're forgiven, I don't mind long reviews, just large amounts of dares since I prefer having these guys answering questions in an entirely harmless fashion. That way nobody suffers and my room stays intact.
Halibel: May Yuki is up next. If Lefty makes Natsu and Gray wreck this hotel…
Lefty: *sitting on couch with multitudes of ice packs on legs, arms, and stomach* Natsu vs. Gray...hmmmm *evil glint appears in eyes*
May: No.
Lefty: BUT-
May: I know you. You are NOT going to destroy this story when it's so close to finishing.
Lefty: BUT-
May: *glares*
Lefty: Fine. There goes my dares...*shreds paper to pieces*
Wolfie: Falls on ground in position of praise.Hallelujah! This was my biggest fear for the entire chapter. Praise be to the Lord!
Halibel: You're being surprisingly religious.
Wolfie: Because my prayers were answered.
May: Well, since her brain is dead after attempting to annotate East of Eden, she has nothing else to say other than those dares that she just shredded.
Wolfie: East of Eden? The closest thing I can think of is the anime Eden of the East. Is this what you're talking about?
However, I have some questions and possibly dares that I have.
For Halibel:
1) ...How did you lose to Quincies?
2) How- *Lefty interrupts*
Lefty: NO, DO NOT TELL HER WHAT HAPPENS. SHE'S SAFE HERE.
May: ...But, I want to know. We're allowed to ask questions after all.
Lefty: But Wolfie doesn't want Halibel to know so...
Wolfie: Remember, I saved her soul after the Winter War, which mean this part of her is not aware of anything after that unless I tell her. And I'll leave that for when I release her after the finale.
Halibel: Tell me what? Top being so secretive, I deserve to know if it involves me!
Wolfie: Please, just hang on until we're finished. I don't want you worrying about your future right now.
Halibel: …Very well, until the finale but no longer!
May: *throws hands in the air in exasperation* FINE. I'll move on to Natsu, then.
For Natsu:
1) Where did you go before you came back to discover that Igneel left?
Natsu: I didn't go anywhere. I was sleeping and when I woke up the next morning after oversleeping, Igneel was just… gone.
2) If Igneel were to return, what would you do?
Natsu: I'd show him how strong I've become so he'll be proud of me and never leave again. If he still wants to leave I'll make him take me with him.
Gray: What about Lucy?
Natsu: It won't be permanent. I'd just train with Igneel a bit longer.
3) What is your record against Gray?
Natsu: I'm ahead. But I can't remember the numbers.
Gray: Idiot, I'm ahead with 1875 victories against 1874 losses. We were tied but this counts as a victory because you couldn't remember the exact number.
Natsu: Because I'm not nerdy enough to count you underpants man! This doesn't count and I'm always ahead.
Gray: In your wildest dreams waxbrain.
4) What did it feel like, eating Etherion?
Natsu: It tasted really nasty, though it was like a buffet compared to that Ina girl…
Halibel: Inoue…
Natsu: Anyway, natsy taste and the texture was like jelly, a really tough jelly. Soft but hard at the same time, the outside felt like crystal. But I never wanted to vomit so badly back then.
For Gray:
1) When you died, Lefty had a mini-heart attack. It's good to see that you're still alive *mutters* thanks to Ultear...
Gray: Yeah… I have a feeling that she did something, the old woman I saw reminded me of her and Ul… It's still hard to wrap my mind over the idea that I actually died just like that…
2) ...Are you really that oblivious to Juvia's feelings for you?
Gray: I'm not, I've known for a long time but I really don't feel the same way about her so I've been avoiding the whole issue.
Wolfie: Maybe someday his feelings will change but right now it's one-sided from what I can see.
3) What would you do if you encountered an Ice Dragon Slayer? (this applies to both him and Natsu)
Gray: I'd totally defeat him to show bakamander here that dragon slayer magic isn't all it's cut out to be.
Natsu: As if you could porn star! He'd have a deluxe buffet with your crappy ice and then shatter you.
Halibel: What's all this "he" and "him"? You two are sexists.
Natsu: I didn't mean it like that jeez. If I found one then I'd fight… HER and Ice cube at the same time to prove that Ice is useless against my flames.
4) How would you fare in a 1v1 against Erza? Lyon?
Gray: Erza would stomp on me but I'm sure I could take Lyon any day.
5) What was your reaction when you encountered Acnologia? (both him and Natsu)
Gray: I couldn't believe the power of that thing. I thought they were fairy tails…
Natsu: I've never wanted to defeat a dragon so badly in my life, my magic was too weak…
For Wolfie:
Pizza.
Wolfie: 'nuff said!
Now then, we must go and prepare to cook under the sun (i.e. Tennis summer practice).
Lefty: ...Why's it gotta be so hot... OTL
May: Don't forget that CP said he won't give anymore mercy...
Lefty: (_)(_)(_)(_)(_)
May: ...Let's go... *drags away a depressed Lefty*
Lefty: Bye Wolfie *sobs*
Wolfie: I'm so glad my own tennis is so chilled… I don't play any teams or tournaments so my coach let me take things easy.
Halibel: …Slacker, you should take it seriously. Next is Yuikicrewger2.
Yuki: I wonder if Laxus can do that railgun thing from To Ara Majutsu no Index.
Ryu: I wonder if you can shut up.
Yuki: awww... don't be lie thaat. It's for Wolfie-sempai.
Wolfie: If it involves a lightning beam, then I'm sure he can. What he can't do, he can still learn to do.
Ryu: *blinks* you've been hanging out with Tobi too much...
Yuki: *pouts*
Naya: wheeee! *goes flying through the air for no reason*
Yuki: ok I wanna give Natsu a Charizard!
Natsu: Sweet, I could eat the flames and always be fired up. We'd be like Cobra and his flying snake.
Gray: Happy would be seriously offended if you ditched him
Natsu: Oh yeah… never mind.
Ryu: ok, here's a dare, Tia. I dare you ta stuff this idiot of a brother of mine *poits to yuki* into a tube, then use your resurection's water attack to fire him like a cannon at someone you really don't like. Trust me, it won't hurt Yuki at all, he'd probably squeel like Crypt (Yet Again, with a little extra help) when he was launched on that large firework.
Halibel: Oh… if you're sure. I don't want to hurt him by accident though… Does what Ryu asks and fires the cannon. Sorry Yuki!
Wolfie: Whoa, that looks like a fun ride actually…
Halibel: I still feel bad. Next is NorthernShinigami.
*returns hug. Offers coming-back presents two both* I switched to...er... Beyblade. You see, it started when I found out there's a third season and my country only broadcasted the first and second. Like... eight years ago? hehe ":D So i watched pieces of episodes, found the Manga, finally watched the whole season -and that's how Obssesions starts.
Do YOU have obssesions, Wolfie, Halibel-san? *eyes sparkling*
Halibel: Nuh-uh, I'm perfectly sane unlike this girl next to me.
Wolfie: Eyes sparkling. Do I? I practically obsess over every second anime or random characters or actors (though that's more like admiration). Actually, characters are my biggest obsessions usually. Like Russia from Hetalia, I'm really enjoying my discovery of Hetalia this year. And among actors, my most recent admiration is Jennifer Lawrence from Hunger Games. I love her personality so I hope she turns out well and won't let fame get to her head.
-I like hisagi's new hairdo.
I HATE Kensei's new hairdo! It's like Twilight-mis-characterizing all over again (liked the book, movie ruined the book) What the hell's up with this horrible Hairdo?!
Wolfie: Hisagi's always cute. I don't really mind Kensei's new hair but I also preferred the other styles, they were more macho and suitable to his personality.
P.s: Hallibel-san, you mantioned something about a CERTAIN hammerhead shark arrancar? Do tell!
Halibel: That's from back when I was still a vasto lorde. I used to clash with Barragan and his underlings regularly since he hated the fact that I couldn't care less about him. One of his underlings, a hammerhead shark adjuchas made the mistake of touching me so I slashed him across the head. Later he suddenly turned up at my cave in the form of an arrancar with a serious grudge and the power jump from hollow to arrancar is quite big so I lost the fight against him and got quite hurt with a broken mask. That's when Aizen first saved me and fooled me into joining him…
By the Way, How's Grimm doing? :D
Halibel: Grimmjow is kind of… off the radar at the moment, which concerns me. He's like a child. The quieter they get, the more dangerous they are…
Who's Gray Fullbaster? *checks* ...Ah! The Hotty! *knows everything I need from AMV's*
Gray: Sweatdrops. I'm not sure if I should feel offended that she doesn't know me or flattered that she knows I'm hot.
Natsu: Be offended. Always be offended. No one is ever going to compliment you for real.
Gray: Oh shut you son of a bitch.
Natsu: Igneel's a dragon you twit!
Wolfie: Here we go again… Anyway, next is Vic Boss.
Well this is different well i always wanted to "know more about Tia. i like what i'm seeing here and now for a dare ummmmmm... ok i thing i got it. I dare Tia to give Kon a hug. No loophole fire wall here but i would like you to try not to bail on an easy dare ( you may kill kon afterwards if you wish).
Halibel: Fair enough since that is actually a pretty gentle dare, as for the killing, that comes with it. Teleports Kon through a portal and he falls towards her.
Kon: Aaah… My fair goddess! Embrace this frail stuffed animal into your valley of the gods! Falls onto her chest.
Halibel: You're gonna regret this buddy. Hugs with her full strength, as in, third espada vasto lorde resurreccion along with the strength of a woman scorned. Needless to say, Kon never stood a chance and burst into a ball of cotton and threads.
Gray: At least the guy has the right kind of happy memories to boost him to heaven.
Natsu: Or he goes straight down to the pits for being a pervert kahahaha!
as a side note i would love to see Kinpachi Z. VS Gouki from the Street Fighter games it would be such a badass fight
Wolfie: I agree since anyone from street fighter is probably tough and no fight with Kenpachi is ever dull. That man tries to cripple himself left and right to make fights more fun…
Halibel: Next review is WhoAmIAgain.
*turns around and mumbles to myself*
Damn, he had to fall asleep...(and now the poor guy's in the hospital)
*turns back around*
In due time, you two shall have a cute moment, and I WILL be there to see it!
But until then, here's your cupcake Halibel-sama. Enjoy it.
*hands Halibel a cupcake*
Wolfie: I agree… Rubs hands thoughtfully. But Starrk is a slippery fish to catch because even though he doesn't look like it, he's pretty shy when it comes down to it… Soon though…
Halibel: Thanks for the cupcake… Knocks Wolfie in the back of her head with her knuckles. Stay out of my private life you!
Wolfie: Sheesh, that wasn't necessary…
Anyway, still a cool chapter. See ya later!
Gray: I like the sound of the next guy, it's Ice Prince Hitsugaya.
Natsu: Probably a gay popsickle like you.
Wolfie: Slams Natsu on the head. Insult Gray all you want but I WILL get offended if you breathe an offense to one of my reviewers!
Toshiro: Well, due to the fact that 'he' doesn't feel well enough to speak right now...*Points at me coughing in a corner*...I guess I'll be doing most of the talking. *Sighs lightly and whispers to himself* I hardly even talk in the first place, yet he expects me to make conversation. *Looks to Wolfie and nods* I probably do seem that way...mainly due to 'his' constant need to torture his main characters to the point of making people wonder how they're not a huge pile of walking depression by the end. *Sweat drops as he looks back to me briefly, to which I smile sheepishly*
Wolfie: I know the feeling, when it comes to my favourite characters, the more they get tortured through the story, the more empathic I become and so it touches my heart much more and gets me emotional.
Me: Well...I like having strong willed characters.
Toshiro: Yeah right. *Rolls his eyes before looking to Halibel and nodding once more* Long story short...*Gestures to his blind and scarred eye*...I got this upon executing Aizen Sosuke. *Shrugs lightly* Though I'm surprised I got away with so little damage considering I was within arms reach of the explosion that killed him. *Closes his eyes for a moment* Technically I had my hand pierced through his chest, so I was probably a bit closer than an arm's reach.
Halibel: I approve.
Wolfie: Talk about a tongue-in-the-cheek humour…
Natsu: That's a cold joke alright.
Gray: Just like when I said that Erza was a scapegoat instead of a sacrificial lamb. Everyone shuddered at that.
*Clears his throat as the room's temperature turned below zero in less than a second before returning to normal* Anyway...*Looks to Wolfie*...I wish to know a few things and then he'll give out some dares he thought of while being sick for the last few days. *Sweat drops lightly, then takes in a breath* Wolfie...out of all the anime and manga you have watched and read, what are your top three from both?
Wolfie: Three… I can't narrow the anime down that much. The top five that always shift their rankings among my top ones are Naruto, Bleach, Fairy Tail, One Piece and Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood. As for manga, if I exclude the anime I already mentioned, Soul Eater, Rave Master, Pokemon (the manga and anime are entirely different!) and I also really enjoy watching or reading Hetalia as a hobby.
Also if you could choose characters from each of those to fight against one another, who would they be? And who do you believe would win?
Wolfie: I'd probably have people with similar abilities clash but it's not very fair to match them up since I believe that the Naruto characters are mostly in a different league than the rest. Maybe Gaara vs Crocodile or Kiba and Akamaru vs Alphonse and all the stray cats in his armour fufufufu… I think Gaara would be able to control Crocodile's body if it's sand. But Kiba might lose since Al's cats would probably shred anyone intending to harm him.
*Takes in another breath as he looks to Halibel* For you...I wish to know...how did our fight in this world go? *Raises a brow* In mine I managed to talk you into making a short alliance by showing you what kind of man Aizen really was. But I have yet to hear about what has happened in this world.
Halibel: I wish that happened here too… We fought equally at first but when I started gaining the upperhand, the two vizard girls Hiyori and Lisa interfered so we were even again until Aizen stabbed me in the back.
Me: *I sweat drop heavily and whisper to myself* Damn...I forgot...he's not going to be happy finding out that Aizen is still alive. *Looks to Wolfie* Well...'that' could always be another way to kill Aizen, just tell 'this' Toshiro he's still alive and just sit back to watch the show.
Wolfie: Interesting… very interesting…
Toshiro: *Glances my way with narrowed eyes before turning back to Halibel* And my last question for you...is: where in the world do the Espada get their clothes? As far as I could see of Hueco Mundo...it's nothing but a desert with a huge cavern-like forest below, so where do the supplies even come from?
Halibel: We may live in Hueco-Mundo but we can still open garganta. It's a simple matter to stroll into the human world to find materials. Grimmjow or Nnoitra usually jus steal but most of us get gigai from Szayel-Aporro and buy the materials.
Wolfie: And the money?
Halibel: …We steal, or Szayel prints from his counterfeit money machine. That man has everything…
*Turns to Natsu with a raised brow* I don't like Dragon Slayers. *He immediately turns to Gray and stares at him for a moment* But at least there is an ice-wielder in your group.
Natsu: I didn't like you either anyway.
Gray: I'm sure we'll hit off famously if you hate flamehead here too.
Me: *Clears my throat after a few coughs* Alright...I dare Wolfie to tell Yachiru that Byakuya has a secret stash of candy inside of his haori that he's kept from her for years.
Wolfie: Sure I can. Teleports to Yachiru. Hey little one.
Yachiru: Heehehhe what's up Wolfy?
Wolfie: Did you know Kuchiki Byakuya hides a stash of candy inside his haori to eat in secret when you're not around?
Yachiru: Say what? Byakkun wouldn't do that! I'd smell them anyway!
Wolfie: These are a special kind designed to fool you.
Yachiru: Byakkun will pay! I'm off Wolfie, time for a candy sniff! Vanishes in a flash.
Wolfie: I wonder how Byakuya would handle this…? Walks off to where Byakuya is. His clothes randomly ruffles in different places but Byakuya doesn't break composure at all. Uh, what's up with your clothes?
Byakuya: I seem to have a rabid animal in my clothes for unspecified reasons. Please leave me be. Twitches.
Wolfie: If you say so. Teleports back.
Halibel...I dare you to fake Gin's death and make it seem as though he's simply haunting Hueco Mundo as a 'super ghost' that can never be killed...or shut up.
Halibel nods and teleports to Hueco Mundo. First she goes to Gin's room where he is sleeping and covers him in a light layer of powder to make him look ghostlike. Then she borrows Aizen's Kyoka-Suigetsu and with the help of Wolfie's authorial powers, creates an image of Gin impaled on the wall with a large trail of blood beneath him. A while later, the first espada to wake up arrives.
Grimmjow: Hmm… that's Gin right? So the pansy finally went and died off. Scoffs and walks away nonchalantly with his hands in his pockets as other espada start to arrive.
Starrk: …I must still be dreaming, guess Lilynette didn't crunch my balls to wake me up today.
Barragan: One down, three more to go before I am king.
Halibel: Whistles innocently while walking past.
Ulquiorra: …When will the wall be repainted white? The red hurts my eyes.
Nnoitra: Gigigihii, too bad I couldn't be the one to put him there.
Zommari: …What blasphemy is this?
Szayel-Aporro: Lumina, Verona, be sure to get that body down quickly for a dissection. I've always wanted to do this kukukuku.
Aaroniero: Can we eat him?
Yammy: What's the big deal?
Tousen: There's a nasty stench about the place…
Aizen: This feels like dejavu… Too bad we don't have a screamer among the espada.
Suddenly a very girly shriek is heard as Grimmjow sprints through the hall looking like he just saw a ghost. Gin peeks around the corner with a curious grin and the room becomes as silent as the grave.
Gin: So what's sent ole Grimmy into a tizzy?
Back with our group.
Wolfie: Nicely done Halibel, you sure don't slack off on stuff like this.
Natsu, I dare you to go up to Komamura, wave a stick in front of his face and then throw it as hard as you can, see if he'll chase after it.
Natsu gets teleported to the hill where Komamura is.
Natsu: Ehh? Where am I?
Komamura: What's this? Where did you come from?
Natsu: Oh you must be the guy I'm looking for. Breaks a branch off a tree, waves it in front of Komamura and tosses it hard.
Komamura: …
Natsu: …
Komamura: What are you doing?
Natsu: Shouldn't you be doing what all dogs do?
Komamura: Please tell me you aren't serious…
Natsu: Off with you boy!
Komamura: …Forgive me Genryuusai-dono. I know I promised not to do this in Seireitei but… Bankai! Kokujotengenmyoho!
Back to our group.
Grey...I dare you to make a realistic ice sculpture of Ukitake, place it in a meeting area and send Yamamoto in there to talk to him. Then film just how long it takes for him to realize that it's not Ukitake.
Gray nods and teleports to an abandoned meeting room.
Gray: Ok, let's see a photo of the guy first… uhuh… okay. Ice make: Ice man! Creates a perfect replica of Ukitake. Gray throws a real haori around the sculpture's shoulders, then hides away with a camera.
Yamamoto arrives in the room and walks up next to Ukitake without looking at him.
Yamamoto: Thank you for coming so quickly Jyuushiro. We have a lot to discuss and Shunsui is not the most reliable person to talk to.
"Ukitake": …
Yamamoto: I see you agree with me. But first, have you tried talking to Retsu about your problem?
"Ukitake": …
Yamamoto: You shouldn't be so shy, Retsu's known you since you were children after all. You look a bit pale though. Have you been taking your medication?
"Ukitake": …
Yamamoto: You are sweating as well. Your illness is nothing to be embarrassed about but I still expect you to take care of yourself.
"Ukitake": …
Yamamoto: So, yesterday I….
Gray: Whispers. Oh forget it, this is gonna take forever. Leaves the camera and teleports back.
*I grin lightly before coughing lightly* I think I'll go sleep off my cold now. I'll leave the farewells to Toshiro. *Waves lightly to everyone*
Toshiro: *Looks from me to everyone else* It was nice to be here again. I look forward to hopefully being in the last few chapters you have planned Wolfie. Goodbye for now. *Bows lightly*
Wolfie: You'll certainly be there if you're patient enough with me. I'm sure I've pissed off enough reviewers by now…
Halibel: Then the last reviewer is Demonking73.
I must say this is an interesting story so far too bad it will have to end at chapter 40 and i just found the story too. Oh! where are my manners My name is DemonKing73 in case someone misses the tag. Now then onto the questions and dares for everyone there.
Questions
Wolfie: 1.) Why did you start the story (not that i mind of course) I'm just wondering where did you get the idea for the story
Wolfie: Before I had a fanfiction account, I read some other versions of character question and dare fanfictions but they tended to annoy me because everyone was majorly out of character and the dares were very neglected, like… "does dare" and I felt I could handle it better so I decided to try with Halibel here who is my favourite Bleach character.
Halibel: I'm not sure about us being in character either. I'm much too talkative for one…
Wolfie: I prefer to see it as you changing through the course of more than thirty chapters. You started off very quiet but opened up and started getting more involved eventually.
2.) also will you invite any one piece characters after this.
Wolfie: I'd like to, but I'm not sure how many people here watch One Piece and it's hard to bring in many new people now that we're reaching the end of this tale…
3.) What would do when you finish this story.
Wolfie: I'd first have to convince myself that I'm actually done, then finish up some of the other stories that are near the end as well. After that… I'm probably going to look into new fandoms like Fairy Tail and Hetalia. If I write, it will probably be short stories since I'm not good at consistency or if it's a long one, I'd try to write at least half of the story before posting anything. I need to figure out a good writing system first…
4.) What are your thoughts on creepypastas.
Wolfie: I'm not really very familiar with it though it sounds like there are very strange stories…
Halibel: 1.) Would you give your life to save Apache, Mila-Rose, and Sunsun?
Halibel: Yes, I already almost did. The problem is just that they would be horribly upset and end up getting themselves killed out of anger…
Wolfie: What about in the Winter War?
Halibel: I never expected them to jump the Captain-commander head-on like that… It all happened too fast.
2.) Also what do you think of the espada both old and new it doesn't have to long just a short summary.
Halibel: I'm one of the newer ones myself so the only old espada I know is Neliel and I respect her for holding a high position like me though I wonder what happened to her… Starrk is a good and trusted friend of mine, Barragan is irritating and needs to get knocked down a peg, Ulquiorra is alright but he's too quiet for me to really say. Nnoitra is a pain in every way he can be a pain in. Grimmjow is interesting enough but too brash. Zommari is… odd, hard for me to put my finger one what he's thinking. Szayel-Aporro is ingenious but also not to be trusted. Aaroniero is polite enough and Yammy stays out of my way.
3.) What do you think of the other espada's fraccion.
Halibel: Lilynette is pretty funny but I feel sorry for Starrk when she starts getting aggressive. Barragan's fraccion are very zealous and noisy but I'll just say I admire their diligence, except Cuulhourne, he shouldn't exist. Tesla is alright enough, heaven knows why he bothers to stick around with his fool of an espada… I don't know Grimmjow's fraccion very well except that they're quite loyal and Shawlong is pretty intelligent. Szayel-Aporro's fraccion can't be described. And lastly, Kuukapurro is adorable.
Natsu: 1.)What kind of power would you want if you weren't a dragon slayer and why.
Natsu: A transformation mage! Then I'll just turn into a dragon!
Gray: Technically you're already one… Didn't Mira teach you along with Lucy?
Natsu: Sure she did but all I can turn into so far is a naked Lucy kekeke!
Halibel: She must love the idea of that…
2.)Would you fight the magic council just to save one friend.
Natsu: Uhmm… Duh! I already did! Remember when they arrested Erza and I crashed in pretending to be her!
Gray: That was one of your dumbest plans yet, and that's saying something.
Natsu: I didn't see you coming up with a better idea stripper!
3.) What are your thoughts on gajeel's singing.
Natsu: Nails on a chalkboard… No dragon claws on a chalkboard!
Gray: 1.) If you can change one moment in your life what would it be.
Gray: …I wouldn't have gone after Deliora… I cost Ul her life and will never forgive myself for that.
2 .) Same as Natsu. 3.)Also the same as Natsu.
Gray: Honestly, even though it grates at me to even agree with him on anything, my answers would pretty much be the same too. Just in smarter words.
Natsu: Says the one copying my answers!
4.) How long did you have your bad habit.
Gray: What bad habit? *Strips to underwear*
Halibel: That one.
Gray: Ah crap! Not again… Well, I probably picked this up soon after I started my training with Ul since she made me and Lyon "become one with the cold".
Everybody: 1.)What are your thoughts on the people you allied with or made friends with from everything you all went through.
Wolfie: I adore all the guests on this story! With the occasional exception *coughBarragancough*.
Halibel: I'm pretty neutral to my allies but I deeply care for my friends and will do anything to protect them.
Natsu: Everyone is my friend! Even if I have to punch some of them through a wall occasionally. They're there for me to count on them.
Gray: My friends are always there, that's all I have to ask for.
2.) "When do you all think people die". Is it being cut by a sword. no. Is it being blown up by a bomb. no. Is it being shot thought the head by a pistol. No! it is when they are forgotten. Famous last words from Dr, Hiriluk a character from One Piece his i don't want to be sued for plagiarism although I did put a couple of my own words into this so what are your thoughts on death since i saw the scene on youtube.
Halibel: To be honest, death doesn't have much meaning to me since I'm already living in the "afterlife" and I know we can be reborn.
Natsu: People will never be dead to me! I'll always remember them and fight on in their stead.
Gray: I agree with that quote. There is both a literal death and a metaphorical death but still… A literal death will always be very painful.
Dares
Wolfie: Take everyone back in time either during the battle of stalingrad of world war 2 fighting with the red army of course cause I'm pretty sure nobody wants to be ruled by the nazis of course or the sengoku period and choose one of these clans to help them rule japan Oda, Shimazu, Mori, Tokugawa, Takeda, Uesugi,Date, Chosokabe, Hattori, Hojo, Ikko Ikki.
Wolfie: I know nothing about the Japanese clans but I am a great history fan and the battle of Stalingrad has always been one of my favourite battles to read about so why not? *Opens a portal to Stalingrad 1942 and everyone steps through*
In Stalingrad
Wolfie: This battle was one of the great turning points of the war since it was basically the Nazis' first major loss and from there on, their war went downhill with both the Americans and the Soviets bearing down on Germany from both sides.
Halibel: I've heard about this… Apparently this battle got quite ugly and personal because tanks couldn't get through the narrow streets so the whole city was full of shootouts and even brawls when they ran out of bullets.
Wolfie: Yes, the battle kept going both ways until winter settled in. The Germans never received reinforcements and they simply weren't as prepared for the cold as the Soviets were so they lost the will to fight eventually.
Natsu: So whose ass are we kicking?
Wolfie: Actually, I was thinking we could sit this out since the Soviets win anyway. There's no need for interference since we might cause a paradox.
Gray: Suit yourself… Looks like it's getting quite brutal here…
Wolfie: Yup, it was one of the bloodiest battles in history…
*The group watches the fighting for an hour and eventually steps back through the portal.*
Halibel: You have to ask starrk on a date in front of both the espada and your fraccion and you can not say it quietly but loud so they can all hear it and no you can't run once you say it you also have to wait for starrk's answer and you have go and no backing out.
Halibel: You really like covering all of your bases, don't you…? Why does it have to be in front of everyone too?
Wolfie: Looks like there's no backing out of this one… *Secretly goes into a Starribel shipping rage*
Halibel steps through a portal to Las Noches and goes through the main hall where the espada and fraccion usually spends their time off.
Apache: Halibel-sama? You're back!
Sunsun: What brings you here Mistress?
Halibel: …A slightly awkward situation ladies, if you'll excuse me for a second.. *Walks to Starrk who is awake for once and resting on a couch.
Starrk: Halibel? It's rare to see you in this area. I thought you don't like the presence of the other espada?
Lilynette: I don't blame her. They're all idiots.
Halibel: That's true but I need to talk to you urgently.
Starrk: Do you want to talk in private? *Stands up*
Halibel: No, here's fine. Okay… Look…
Mila-Rose: What's the matter…? Halibel-sama seems awfully uneasy today.
Halibel: Coyote Starrk, will you join me for a lunch date sometime?
…
Espada and fraccion: What!
Apache: Halibel-sama actually likes someone!? She never showed any signs..
Sunsun: If Mistress had just told us, we could have helped somehow.
Grimmjow: The hell? Why are you bringing something like this up now Halibel?
Ulquiorra: So this is a matter of the heart…I need to ask the woman more about this…
Lilynette: …Whoa I never thought Halibel would confess to Starrk of all people..
Starrk: … *Stunned silence*
Nnoitra: So the feminist bitch needs her a man after all. Why not ask a real man instead? *Sneers*
Starrk suddenly appears in front of Nnoitra and sends a cero into his chest, sending the lanky espada fly into the wall.
Nnoitra: *Struggles into a seated position* What the fuck was that for!
Starrk: …Don't ever call Halibel that again… I took it easy on you this time but I won't do it again.
Nnoitra: …
Lilynette: I can't believe Starrk actually picked a fight… He must really care about her..
Mila-Rose: He might be worthy of Halibel-sama yet…
Halibel: You didn't have to do that Starrk… I know you hate fights and I'm used to his blathering.
Starrk: I wanted to. And Halibel, it would be my honor to have lunch with you.
Halibel: I look forward to it… *Smiles behind mask though it's barely noticeable* How about we go after I finish my work for the day with Wolfie?
Starrk: It's a date. *Smiles in return because he noticed Halibel's smile*
Halibel nods at Starrk and steps back through the portal.
2.) Can you sing Number One with your fraccion cause i like to see on how well you know the song. Oh and for instruments you can use anyone you want.
Halibel: Uh.. actually I have no idea what song you're talking about since hollows don't exactly listen to music… So if you say "How well you know" then I can't even start the song I'm afraid…
Wolfie: Sorry I'm not any help here… And for instruments… "any…ONE"? That sounds ominous…
Natsu: Go to the naruto universe and become a ninja there and learn some jutsu's there.
Wolfie: This ought to be interesting… I can already see Katon- Gokakyuu no jutsu happening.
Natsu: What's this place now?
Wolfie: Well… Easy explanation, a world of ninjas.
Natsu: …AWESOME! I've always wanted to be a ninja. *Wraps scarf around head, leaving only the eyes open* Nin-nin!
Wolfie: The you ought to enjoy this. Off you go! Take your time and we'll see you at the finale!
Portal to Konoha opens and Natsu eagerly jumps through.
Gray: Have a battle royal with the espada, fairy tail, high ranking members of the gotei 13 and for anyone else either you or Mrs. Wolfie can decide
Gray: This ought to be fun… But I'm not the kind of guy to go around picking fights you know…
Wolfie: Sure… Well the espada are already gathered and always game for a fight so I'll suggest them.
Halibel: Yes, they need to release some pent up energy… Just leave the sleepy one alone. *Opens garganta to Heuco Mundo* Knock 'em dead.
Gray leaves through garganta and faint noises of clashing is heard as it closes.
Wolfie: Wow, it's suddenly awfully quiet now wiith Natsu and Gray gone… Nice figure of speech by the way.
Halibel: What figure of speech?
Wolfie: Oh you meant- Ah… Never mind…
Everybody: 1.) You all have to listen to Gajeel's singing oh and you can't attack him,throw stuff at him or use any of your powers to stop him.
Wolfie: …Bring it on.
A soundrack of Gajeel's most famous hit song "Best Friend" starts playing over the loudspeakers.
"Colourful colourful Shooby doo bop! Tremble with love, steel grey metallic-"
Wolfie: He brings new meaning to the term "Heavy metal"…
Halibel: *Rubs hollow mask chin thoughtfully* I don't know… I'm finding this tune to be very catchy… and the voice grates very nicely in one's ears. This is just the type of soulful song for one living in a bleak world of rocks, crystal and sand as far as you look.
Wolfie: Please tell me you're joking… The pitch is grating my eardrums into pieces.
Halibel: Not the nicest mental image but let's just agree to disagree.
2.) Your all forced to dance to Ready by Folder5 like in the special episode of one piece called Jango's Dance carnival you can bring in other characters for this if you want.
Wolfie: Actually, I'd like to keep it between the two of us. That way nobody ever has to see this.
Halibel: Yes… the two of us and the entire world that happens to be watching us.
Wolfie: Would you please not remind me. What I don't remember, won't hurt me.
The song "Ready" starts playing and Wolfie and Halibel dances along, badly out of tune.
Wolfie: At least we don't have to listen to that metal crap anymore.
Halibel: I preferred that one… I didn't have to dance then. This is uncomfortable.
P.S. Miss Wolfie for the last chapter can you gather all characters from all chapters for a grand finale cause i can just image the chaos all those characters can do when there all in one big room.
Wolfie: That actually was my plan from the beginning but I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks that will be funny. That's why I renamed the chapters to help me keep track of the characters.
Well thats all for now see you next chapter and keep up the good work can't wait to see what you are going to do for the last chapter and Halibel keep staying good looking and taking names.
Halibel: Thanks, it takes no effort so I will not even have to put in extra effort for this.
Oops almost forgot I really don't see what the big deal is with the name of the story in my opinion is that it is a good name yes there could have been other names but it's your decision on what you are going to name the story in the end no matter what.
Wolfie: Halibel was then one that first criticized it… I thought it was brilliant.
Halibel: …It wasn't.
Wolfie: Alright, then that's finally it! We're finally moving on to the book chapter.
Chapter 37 – Have Aizen strike Halibel down while Starrk is watching
Halibel: Does this book update automatically according to recent events or something?
Wolfie: Shhh! Don't question magic. It takes away the… magic.
Halibel: Did it take you all day to come up with that explanation? And is this going to involve me getting hurt again? Because the first time was quite enough!
Wolfie: No worries, I've got your back. I happen to have an excellent quality recording of the event. *Shows a part of the recording to Halibel*
Halibel: That is… unexpectedly detailed, you can even see my pupils dilate and everything. This is making me uncomfortable.
Wolfie: Sorry, but it's necessary. Now if I have my timing right, Starrk should be coming to pick you up for that date right about-
Starrk suddenly appears next to Halibel.
Starrk: Sorry if I'm late, Lilynette- *Notices recording of Halibel getting cut down and quietly watches for a bit.
Halibel: Actually, you're strangely early. Should we g-
Starrk: Excuse me for a moment. *Vanishes again*
Halibel: Starrk's speed and distance with sonido never fails to amaze me. Zommari has nothing on this guy…
In Hueco Mundo's throne room.
Aizen: It seems that the espada are involved in a battle royale with a random stranger from an entirely different universe. All according to my plan.
Gin: My, my… Your foresight never ceases to amaze me Aizen-taicho.
Tousen: Should I put a stop to this injustice, Aizen-sama? Just give the word and I will immediately-
Stark suddenly appears behind Aizen's throne.
Starrk: Sorry, it bothers me that I have to be doing this- actually, no. I'm not bothered by this at all. Come Lilynette!
Lilynette jumps out from behind Starrk and stands next to him.
Lilynette: Ready when you are Starrk! I've got a lotta pent-up rage so I'm ready to kick it up a notch!
Starrk: Kick about, Los Lobos!
Starrk transforms into his resurreccion Western gunslinger.
Aizen: Now, Starrk. Let's not be rash here, my Primera. I have brought you friends where you suffered in loneliness. Your actions are all as planned by me and will lead to you coming to your senses. You see, I have been watching you ever since you were a young boy in Texas and orchestrated-
Starrk: I call bullshit on that. *Lifts his gun* This felt a bit unfair against the other captain so I held back then, but… not this time. Gran Rey Cero Metralleta!
Gin: Oh shi- *Shunpo's to the far left*
Tousen: Oh dear God- Shunpo's to the far right*
Aizen: And then your faithful coyote was shot by a rival gunsl- Wait why aren't listening to me?! Everyone always waits for me to fin- *Gets hit by numerous massive orange cero's and crashes through the wall into the Espada meeting room where a brawl is currently underway.
Nnoitra: What the-?
Yammy: Suerte! (Lucky) Aizen-sama is joining us!
Szayel-Aporro: How intriguing. *Adjusts his hollow fragment glasses (that just happens to be broken)*
Grimmjow: This day just keeps getting better! *Grabs Aizen and drags him into the brawl, using him as a human shield.*
Back with Halibel and Wolfie.
Starrk reappears with a sonido.
Starrk: Sorry, this time I'm late for real but I hope you'll overlook it this once and maybe a couple more times in the future.
Halibel: I get the feeling you did something I'll highly appreciate so I'll gladly forgive this. Let us be off then.
Starrk: *Takes Halibel's arm* Until later Wolfie. I'll be sticking around the next chapter too.
Wolfie: Ciao guys, have fun and behave yourselves! Halibel and Starrk disappears. Looks like Natsu and Gray are out of the mix too.
To be continued…
Whoo, another time-skip I'm not proud of. I just finished my first year of university so I have some time to kill and will try to complete some unfinished business here. The guests for next chapter will be Starrk and Lilynette for old times' sake and since he's in a relationship with Halibel. Natsu and Gray have left. There are two reviews that I haven't seen to yet because I was already basically finished with this chapter when I noticed them so they'll be included in the next one I promise. Until next time!
Ultrawolfie out!