This is actually a story I had to write for my 5th period English class and I just decided to put it up. Hope you all like it.

Disclaimer: Don't own Index

I Am (not) A Vampire!

*Misaka POV*

I have to ask him about this! I was doing some research for school and I found two pictures of two different people who look exactly like my friend. Although there is no way it could be him since the pictures were taken in 1862 and 1898. Maybe they are pictures of his ancestors. Anyway, what was also bizarre is that in both pictures, these two people who look just like my friend are smiling, and each photo shows these rather long, canine teeth.

"Kamijou Touma! Get your butt out here before I either destroy this door or make Kuroko teleport me in! I know for a fact that neither of us want that!"

"Please stop banging on the do- Oh. It's you. What do you want. Short-hair?" Oh great, it's this midget nun.

"I came here to ask Kamijou something." Why can't that idiot just come and talk to me himself.

"Sorry, but Touma isn't here right now. He went to the market to buy food for tonight." Well darn. "You can stay here if you want. I'm sure he wouldn't mind." Okay, so maybe this little girl isn't so bad. I might as well stay and wait for him though.

"Fine. I guess I'll wait for him. I don't feel like dealing with Kuroko's questions."

*Normal POV*

"Index, I'm home." Touma said as he closed the door behind him. that's when he saw that Misaka and Index where at his coffee table. "Why is Biri Biri here?"

"Because I have to ask you something. And because I don't feel like dealing with Kuroko's questioning as to where I was." Misaka said as Touma put the groceries away.

"Totally get the last reason. So, what'd you want to ask?" The raven haired teen said as he started to make diner. That's when the Level 5 went on to explain what she saw. "Okay?"

"Don't give me that kind of answer! Why the heck did I see a picture of you in two different time periods with sharp teeth!?" Misaka yelled as electricity started coming off of her.

"Well what do you want me to say!? Okay, fine! I'm a...Vampire! Yeah, that's it! So what are you gonna do now?" Misaka's hair shadowed her eyes while Index just looked back and forth between the two. That's when he saw that she pulled out a coin from her pocket. that's when he started to freak out. "O-oi! I was just kidding!"

"Stay still." Knowing exactly what was going to happen if he did, Touma quickly ran out the door with Misaka right behind. "Oi! Get back here!" She shot the coin, destroying the whole street, and quickly got the next one out.

"FUKŌDA!"

END

Well there ya go. See ya later.