How's everybody doing? Sorry I'm late, I spent my free time having fun and doing school work. Here's the final installment of this story. Enjoy!
PRANK TARGET: LUFFY
THREAT LEVEL: A MENACE TO THE CREW
"Are you sure we should write this down, he more dangerous than he looks?" Usopp asked.
"Don't ask me, ask Zoro and Sanji-kun," Nami replied back.
Everyone in the kitchen, except Luffy, he's sitting on top of Sunny's head, turned to the swordsman and injured cook.
"What the hell happened to Sanji bro?" asked Franky.
"Did Luffy pranked him again?" Chopper asked as he brought the first-aid kit.
"Even better, I beat the shit out of him," Zoro answered with an evil smile that won't come off for awhile. "It's payback for what he did the other day and if you remembered what happened, I will cut you in half." He still can't stop smilling.
Everyone remembered that day Luffy pranked Zoro, it was hilarious.
"How did this happened?" Robin asked, referring to how Sanji got injured badly.
"Well, it all started this morning," Zoro said as he told what happened.
Earlier this morning...
"Oi! What the hell are you doing here, marimo?!" Sanji yelled.
"I'm just asking when's breakfast ready, swirly brow," replied Zoro.
"It's ready when I say it's ready!"
"What, couldn't sleep last night?" Zoro mocked Sanji.
"You wanna go, mosshead?!"
"Bring it on, ero-cook!"
Zoro drew his swords and Sanji ran towards the swordsman. For some unknown reason, a bar of soap was lying on the floor and Sanji slipped on it. Zoro burst out of laughter.
"You know what, this is the perfect opportunity for payback, love cook," Zoro cracked his knuckles and beat the crap out of Sanji.
5 minutes later...
Oi! Zoro, have you the soap bar, I think I lost somewhere?" Luffy asked as entered the kitchen.
"Yeah, it's right here," Zoro tossed the soap bar to Luffy.
"Thanks. By the way, where's Sanji, I'm hungry?" asked Luffy.
"Ah, he's actually 'sleeping'," replied Zoro.
"Well, can you wake him up, I'm hungry?" Luffy asked before leaving.
"Maybe."
Back to the now...
"So you're saying that I waisted money on everyone eating breakfast at a restaurant so you can get your revenge on Sanji-kun?" Nami questioned Zoro's actions.
"Yes, witch."
The next thing everyone knew, there were white dotted lines indicating where Zoro used to be at. Nami's going to have to realease her anger on something else, or someone else.
"So, should we plan a prank for mugiwara bro?" asked Franky.
"Yeah, I might as well release my anger on him instead," Nami replied.
"Ok, but I still don't get why we have to write him a threat level," said Usopp.
"Why don't check his journal and find out?" Robin send Luffy's journal to Usopp, by passing it down to several of her extra hands.
Usopp carefully read the journal because Luffy's handwriting sucks. "Eh, I'm a 0?" The sniper notices the others have threat levels that probably higher than his. "Oi, I want to know why Zoro's threat level is lower than Sanji's."
"Oi! Why's ero-cook more threatening than me?!" Zoro shouted as he barged in the kitchen.
On cue, Nami finally releases her anger on the swordsman. Sanji wishes he could laugh his ass off but his injuries wouldn't allow him to laugh too much.
THREAT LEVEL: KING OF THE PIRATES
"How's that?" Usopp asked about Luffy's threat level.
"No, he's not the Pirate King yet," Nami answered.
"But he's gonna be the Pirate King anyway," said Usopp.
"How about this?" Robin wrote a new threat level.
THREAT LEVEL: DEMON PIRATE OF SHROUDED DARKNESS
"Oi! Stop naming scary things again!" said Usopp.
"I wanna try," Chopper said as he wrote in the book.
"Me too," said Brook.
"SUPER me three!" said Franky.
"That's enough, let's forget all of this get on with the plan," said a less frustrated Nami.
"Oh, I've got it," Usopp wrote another threat level in the journal.
THREAT LEVEL: PRANKSTER KING
"It's fine," Nami said.
"I fits nicely," said Robin.
"I like it," Chopper said
"I agree with it. Yohohoho," Brook chuckled.
Zoro and Sanji gave a thumbs up, even though it hurts.
"SUPER!" Franky said it again.
"Are you ever going to stop saying that?" Robin asked Franky.
"Nope."
An hour and 39 minutes later...
"Ok, is everything all set?" Nami asked everyone.
"Yes," everyone answered her back.
"Do you think this will work, navigator-san?" Robin asked Nami.
Nami turned around from her hiding place to talk to Robin. "Of course, all Luffy has to do is come in through that door and eat the food that Usopp did something to."
"I put some hot sauce in the food with something special that'll make Luffy go use the restroom for days," Usopp said with pride in his work.
"Once that happens, we will immediately slide the soap bar across the floor as Luffy will run to the bathroom and slip on it and fall. And finally, when he gets to the library door, the trap door Franky built will automatically send Luffy straight into the sea since he can't swim," Nami finished saying what the plan was.
"Uuuuh, how will Luffy survive if he's in the water?" questioned Usopp.
"Now I'm a little worried about Luffy-san," Brook said worrily.
"Don't worry, I made sure Zoro place the life preservers on the right side of the ship," said Nami.
"Oh, what a relief," said Chopper.
"I thought so, too," said Brook.
"Alright then, Sanji-kun, will you call Luffy to eat?" Nami asked Sanji.
"Yes, Nami-swan!" Sanji walked towards the kitchen door. Unfortunately, it was locked. "What the hell?!"
"What's wrong ero-cook, can't open the door?"
"Of course I can, mosshead, but it won't open! I think somebody locked it"
"WHAT?!" said everybody else but Robin.
"I guess captain-san's plan is already active," Robin said as she started to disappear. "And I'm also not working with captain, so I have nothing to do with this." Robin finally disappeared.
"Eh, Robin!" Nami called out to her.
"Oi, what's that smell?" Franky smelled some strange odor.
"Sorry guys, I overheard your plan and saw through your traps," Luffy said through the Den Den Mushi. "But don't worry, it's not gonna hurt, it's more like it's gonna smell terrible."
"Not super mugiwara bro, not super!"
"This gas smells so horrible, my nose will fall off! Ah, but I don't have a nose. Yohohoho!"
"My nose can't stand this smell," said Chopper.
"Shitty, rubber bastard, I'm gonna break down this door and kick your ass!" Sanji yelled with white eyes and sharp teeth.
"Shishishi! Well, it's time I finish this," Luffy said as he released all of the smelly gas into the kitchen.
"Luffy, what the hell, what is this stench?!" Nami asked while holding her nose.
"Oh, it's a gas mixed with sweaty socks, sweaty towels, rotten meat, Usopp's strange chemicals, and my farts."
"Wait, what strange chem-" Usopp was about to ask when suddenly the whole kitchen exploded.
The reason why the kitchen blew was because Zoro and Sanji got into another fight and the clash between the two began. What caused the explosion was Sanji's lighter. Certain types of gas can be flammable, causing explosion or objects to set on fire. It's a good thing the chemicals isn't strong, or else Thousand Sunny will be caught on fire.
The kitchen door fell down from the blast and released any remaining gas outside.
"That wasn't part of the prank, but oh well. The whole thing is still funny. Shishishishishishi!" Luffy laughed.
Everyone in the kitchen came out and gave up on getting Luffy back for his pranks. After that day, Luffy hardly pranked his crew and the Straw Hats went back to their normal, daily lives. Not one person was able to prank the future Pirate King.
7 years later...
"Sanji, is food ready?!" yelled the Pirate King.
Sanji turned his head towards the rubber captain and said, "Ladies first, dumbass!" Sanji flew towards Luffy and was about to kick him.
With Observation Haki, Luffy dodged Sanji's kick and let him fly out of the kitchen.
"MEEEEEEEAAAAT!" Luffy yelled in excitement as he took large portions of the meat Sanji made and began eating.
A moment, Luffy heard giggles coming from somewhere in the kitchen. He really loves playing with these two nakama, a lot.
"I know you kids are in here, show yourselves...Ace," a little boy with black hair and brown eyes and a little girl with orange hair and black eyes came out from underneath the table, "and Bell-mère." The kids also appear to be twins.
"Ah, can you play with us, Daddy?" the kids asked their father.
"After I'm done eating, then we can play," answered Luffy.
Luffy grabbed another piece of meat that was close to him. Before Luffy could devour the piece of meat, the meat exploded with black paint right in Luffy's face. Luffy was shocked not only being pranked by his kids, but they ruined his meal.
"Ok, that's it. You kids are in trouble for ruining my meat!" Luffy said in anger. No one should ever dare to take, eat, or ruin Luffy's meat, especially his crew.
Luffy stretched his hands to grab Ace and Bell-mère, but they placed Kairoseki cuffs on his arms. Luffy became weak to due to Kairoseki cancelling out his Devil Fruit powers.
"I'm so weak right now, I need more meat," Luffy dropped his face into his food.
"Cheer up, Daddy," Ace took off one of the handcuffs.
"We just wanna have fun," Bell-mère took the other handcuff off.
"Ok, I forgive you. But don't do that again," said Luffy.
"Yes Daddy," said the twins.
"By the way, where's your mother?" asked Luffy. The kids held their laughter in.
In that moment, Luffy heard a distant scream that can still be heard from a different area on the ship.
"Kyaaaaaaah!" screamed Nami.
"Uh oh, what did you kids do to your mom?"
"Oh it's nothing, we're leaving now," Ace and Bell-mère opened the kitchen door and found their mother in front of them. The look on the twins' face, priceless!
"Monkey D. Ace and Monkey D. Bell-mère. Do you know who replaced the water with this nasty substance?" Nami asked with anger in her eyes. She held a familiar, stinky substance from about 7 years ago.
The kids gulped and said, "Daddy did it."
"Wait, what?!" Luffy said before blacking out.
"Well, that takes care of your father," said Nami. "And you two, come back over here."
"Yes Mommy," said Ace and Bell-mère as they walked slowly towards their scary mother. The kids got a bonk on their heads, "Ouch! That hurts!"
"How many times do I have to tell you about lying?!" Nami asked her children this question whenever they lie about something.
"A lot."
"Once, only once!"
Nami bonked them on the head.
"Ouch! But why did you hit Daddy?"
"Because he did the same thing a long time ago before I could punish him," said Nami. "Now I'm going to punish both of you tonight for lying and pulling a prank on me."
Later that night, Nami punished Ace and Bell-mère by cutting down their allowance, spanking them, and sending them to rooms for a few days. As for Luffy, you don't really want to know what Nami's going to do to him.
On that day, Luffy, Ace, and Bell-mère vowed to never prank Nami again.
I will make my Christmas fanfics and I will add two bonus chapters to this story, they will have characters that aren't from One Piece. See ya later!