A little late and a little old, but this is my favorite dirty christmas joke. Sorry it's so short, it was a long day.
"So...what do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?"
"Uhh...I don't know." Remus said, a tad exasperated as James had been at this for a while.
"A rebel without a claus!"
Peter groaned and James went on.
"Why does Santa go down the chimney?"
"I don't know..."
"Because it soots him!"
"I swear I'm going to strangle you Prongs."
"Ah..come on, just one more!"
"Fine..."
"Why is Santa always so jolly?"
Remus and Peter exchanged a look.
"I don't know, why don't you tell us James..."
James opened his mouth, mirth glittering in his hazel eyes but he didn't get to speak because just then Sirius burst out of the bathroom wearing only a towel from his shower.
"Because he knows where all the bad girls live bitches!"
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