This one is short...because...it just is.
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"You're telling me kids like this?" Sirius raised an eyebrow, looking extremely skeptical. Next to him James was shaking his head in disbelief.
"They let children sit on his lap...are they insane?"
"No...no it's not like that..." Remus backtracked, trying to see where he went wrong. "He's Santa...he's a good guy."
"He breaks into peoples houses!" Peter exclaimed, "He watches people sleep!"
"Well...yes, but-"
"He enslaves reindeer!" James snapped, having taken a personal offence to the Rudolph story and was now refusing to even listen to anything else Remus said.
"No James..."
"He keeps a 24/7 surveillance on people year round...he must have so much good porn material..." Sirius muttered and Remus' jaw dropped, even James and Peter gave Sirius skeptical looks.
"That's it...I give up. You lot will never understand Santa Clause."
"Yeah, that's totally fine with me." Peter scoffed and Remus sighed.
Idk about this one...as you can probably tell...I didn't put much effort into it...