Mordecai and Rigby hid behind the bushes to watch the imposter taking a piss on Skip's garden.
"Dude, once this is over, we better not tell Skips about this part." whispered Mordecai.
Rigby then said, "Don't worry, besides, it's not like anybody will notice that someone took a piss into the garden anyway."
After watching the imposter trashing Skips' garage, the two groundskeeper made a jump toward the man with a huge head, only to get knocked away without difficulty. Then suddenly, Skips comes up and tackles the imposter and the two rolls into a tree, knocking it over and hits a parked car, resulting in a explosion like something out of a typical Michael Bay movie. That's when dozens of doves begins to flock over, causing Mordecai and Rigby to expect Skips and the imposter to each pull out a gun and point it at each other's heads in a "Mexican Standoff"...as well as the fact that the guns would have unlimited ammos.
However, amidst the confusion due to the unexpected flock of doves flying all over the place, the imposter was able to slip out of Skips' grasp and made his way to the other side of the park. Once it was all cleared, much of the area was covered with white feathers and bird crap, causing Rigby to slip and fall to the crud covered ground, covering him with filth.
"Aw, sick!" said Mordecai as he begins to distance himself away from Rigby.
"Dude, I think you should take a bath before we continue to try to catch this guy." he continued.
Meanwhile, the imposter hid behind the trailer where he heard a loud grunge music being played.
The imposter grins and said, "Heh, so some faggot lives here then...guess he won't mind if I do this!" as he flips the trailer and took off before the occupant could get out to see who it was.
"Muscle Man, are you okay?" asked Hi-Five Ghost as he floats out of the wrecked trailer.
Muscle Man crawls out and squirms before passing out.
"HAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS FUN!" the imposter laughed while knocking down a bunch of trees.
"NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW!"
But then, the imposter was hit by an oncoming golf cart, knocking him unconscious.
"Well, that was kind of anticlimactic." said Mordecai as he got off the golf cart.
"Tell me about it, we only needed to run him over and he's out." said Rigby.
The two then quickly ties up the imposter and wait for the police that Benson have called to arrive.
At that point, the imposter started to wake up and notice that he have been tied up.
"What the?"
"The jig is up, once the cops shows up you will be out of our sight!" taunted Rigby.
"Yeah, not only that, want to know what they do to people in prison? You're gonna be somebody's bitch in the cell!" laughed Mordecai.
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" the two yelled.
The imposter however wasn't daunted as he begins to laugh and said, "You fools think this will slow me?" before snapping the rope right off.
"By the time the cops arrive, you two won't be around!"
Mordecai and Rigby begins to back away from the imposter who then picks up a golf cart and hits them with it. Afterward, the imposter slams the cart onto the two before they can get up, then jump right on top.
"WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!"
The imposter then proceeds to start punching the golf cart until the vehicle burst in flames and leap right off just when it was ready to explode. Once the smoke clears, amidst the flaming wreckage, Mordecai struggles to climb out of the crater while Rigby was trying to put out the flames on his fur.
"YEAH! NO ONE CROSSES HUGE HEAD! YA HEAR THAT POPS? COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE YA PUSSY!" the imposter screamed.
Then he heard someone giggling from a distance...
"Hahahaha! What good trip, a jolly good trip!" someone yelled.
The imposter turns toward the direction where the noise was coming from and to his shock, a flying vehicle as heading on its way.
"WHAT THE FU-"
After unwittingly hitting the imposter with his flying mini Cooper, Pops drunkenly staggers out of the vehicle and was singing the broken rendition of "Macho Man" before mumbling, "...Mordecai...Ri-*hic*Ri...Trash Boat..." before passing out.
Mordecai and Trash Boa...I mean Rigby, bloodied and somewhat burnt limped to unconscious Pops before sitting down, waiting for the others to arrive at the scene.
"So, what happens next?" asked Rigby.
"I don't know, I think it's over this time." Mordecai answered.
Once the police arrived, it was discovered that the imposter was a promising wrestler known as "Huge Head" who was supposed to participate in the wrestling championship match. However, as soon as he arrive, Pops, sneaking out to attend the wrestling match that night unknowingly hit him with his car, knocking him unconscious. To make the matters worse, because both Huge Head and Pops have an abnormal size of heads, the latter was mistaken for the would-be contender and would end up taking his place in the bout.
By winning the golden championship belt, not only that Pops have accidentally stolen Huge Head's identity, he have also stolen Huge Head's glory as well. Since that day, Huge Head made a vow to exact revenge on the humanoid lollipop from Lolliland by stealing his identity so he can ruin the guy's reputation in the park...that is until he was struck by Pops' flying vehicle for the second time.
"And that what it's all about?" Benson asked bewilderingly.
"Yes, that's right and I would have gotten away for it if it weren't for you meddling park workers!" Huge Head grumbled.
"You know, I was kinda expecting him to say kids or something, anyone else?" Rigby asked.
Huge Head was taken to the police car where he would be placed in a cell without bail while awaiting trial for the damage he had caused. At the same time, knowing that Mr. Maellard's body have been damaged, Benson contacted the crematorium to have the body burned. Once that was done, the ashes were held inside an urn where another funeral services would be held, this time Pops was available to deliver an eulogy. Unfortunately, because the humanoid lollipop from Lolliland was still far from sober, despite having his face drawn onto the back of his head so he can make a speech while his back was turned away from the audience, he winds up vomiting right in the middle of the session.
Once the funeral service have ended disastrously for the second time, the only thing left to do was to deliver Mr. Maellard's ashes to his household outside of the park. Being that Skips and others were too busy fixing up the mess, Benson has no choice but to entrust the important job to the duo he distrusted the most knowing full well how things can go wrong when it comes to the antics of the two slackers. Afterward, Benson went to his office cursing himself while also wondering how Mr. Maellard finally remembered his name before his heart attack kicked in.
"So Pops' family has another house?" Rigby asked.
"His family is loaded so it shouldn't be that surprising anyway...let's go and deliver that urn so we can start hunting for treasure that Pops' dad might have hidden somewhere in the park, if there is one." Mordecai answered.
"C'mon man, the old man made that map for a reason, it's not like he would do this to screw people over for the hell of it." said Rigby.
"You better be right or it'll be another waste of time and you will be the one to suffer for it." said Mordecai.
As the two heads toward where Pops' family lives, that's when they realize that they have forgotten the direction to the house that Benson told them earlier.
"Mordecai, did Benson told us where the place is?" Rigby asked.
"Wait, you don't remember?" Mordecai yelled.
"I was hoping you did!" was the answer from Rigby.
"Now what are we gonna do? If we go back and ask Benson for the direction, he'll fire us!"
"Calm down Rigby, calm down, I know what we are going to do, we'll just sneak back into the park and ask Skips." Mordecai said.
"Skips? Are you sure he can help us? What if he doesn't know?" Rigby yelled.
"Dude, Skips worked in the park since forever, he has to know." said the blue jay.
The duo went back and made sure the coast was clear before sneaking back into the park.
Carefully, the two groundskeepers made their way to the golf cart garage where the yeti lives. Mordecai then taps the door and said, "Skips, are you there? It's us, we need your help!"
The door opens and Skips comes out with an annoyed look on his face.
"Let me guess, you guys have forgotten the address?" said the yeti.
"How did you know?" Rigby asked.
"You two were never really the attentive ones." Skips answered.
"So will you help us?" Mordecai asked.
"I have to, because you two idiots didn't paid a shred of attention, if you don't deliver Mr. Maellard's ashes by 5:30 p.m., the people from his home land will show up and kill everyone in this city, except Pops since they generally spare their own kind." said Skips.
Mordecai looks at the clock and realize that they have only fifteen minutes to deliver the ashes!
"Holy crap, what are we gonna do? We still don't know where he lives!" Mordecai yelled.
The yeti got onto his golf cart, turns on the ignition key and said, "Hop on, I'll get you there before the time comes!"
The duo does so and soon, the race against time to deliver the ashes begins.
However, in doing so, they also commit series of traffic violations and led a massive car chase in which they have been pursued by dozens of police vehicles. Knowing that they have to get the ashes deliver in time, a prospect of spending time in prison is the least of their worries. After making series of clever maneuvers while on their way to the Maellard's family home, Skips was able to lose the police chase and drove their way into the neighborhood. With little time to waste, Mordecai and Rigby hopped right off the cart and begins to look for the largest house in the area.
The two groundskeeper started to head toward the building when suddenly, a portal appears and opens up. Appearing out of the portal is a group of people, each with a massively round head just like Pops'.
"Arrrg, we have come to pillage and rape this city of its worth for you have not being able to deliver the ashes to its rightful place!" one of them yelled.
Mordecai started to step forward and said, "Look, we're already on our way to deliver Mr. Maellard's ashes and it's close, just wait for just a minute and we'll get there, that way there won't be any need for you guys to tear the city down."
"Not a chance, we'll just kill you two so you fools will never be able to deliver the ashes!" other pirate yelled.
"What? That's not fair, you can't just kill someone just so you can wreck the place!" the blue jay yelled.
"Yeah, if you want to stop us, you can just kiss our ass because we'll get this delivered before you idiots get the chance to do anything!" Rigby yelled.
An arrow was fired and grazed the raccoon in the cheek.
"Eeek!"
Rigby then said, "Um...hey, Mordecai, how about you deliver the ashes while I'll just wait with Skips."
"Wimp!" the blue jay yelled.
"Hey, I don't want to die man, we can't just walk into where these guys will be waiting!" the raccoon yelled.
Then Skips shows up and said, "This won't be necessary, I'll hold these bandits back while you two deliver the ashes, but you have to hurry, I can't hold them off for long!"
"Skips, will you be okay?" yelled Mordecai.
The yeti begins to tackle the pillagers and scream, "HURRY, THERE'S NO TIME!"