Fresh from his victory against Mordecai in his war of words, Rigby darts out of the house and scream, "WHO'S THE BEST!"
Then Muscle Man, hearing Rigby's screaming comes over and said, "Whoa, what are you being best at? Being a loser?"
Muscle Man and Hi-Fives Ghost begins to laugh.
Rigby grins as he said, "Hey Mitch, want to know what you are?"
"What?"
"You're literally a faggot!"
Suddenly, Muscle Man was changed into a bundle of sticks tied together.
Hi-Five became horrified by what he just saw.
"Rigby, what did you to to Muscle Man? Change him back, change him back!"
"No can do, just go away to...the North Pole, literally!" said the raccoon.
The ghost then disappears.
"Now, what should I do next?"
Then an idea pops right into the raccoon's head.
"WHO'S MOCKING WHO NOW HUH?" he screamed.
Meanwhile, Mordecai was beginning to regain consciousness when he woke up to see the entire room trashed with what appears to be words!
"What the hell just happened?" he thought.
Before he saw the damage, Mordecai thought it was a dream, but it turns out not to be the case.
"This can't be good."
The blue jay went to the room, figuring that his friend may brought something with him which led to such power. It doesn't take long for Mordecai to find a thick book with a golden pentagram inscribed into the cover.
"Where the hell did he get this?"
At the same time, Rigby being drunk with his new found ability begins to dominate the park when he starts using joggers and picnickers for his target practice, pelting them with literal meanings which distorts the reality itself.
"With this ability, I can literally take over the wor-no...not yet, I need to keep using it for a test drive!" he chuckled.
The raccoon went to look for Pop but then...
"Wait a minute...I can just bring him here." he said to himself.
"Pops is literally right in front of me!"
Then Pops appears right in front of Rigby.
The humanoid lollipop from Lolliland became frightened at what happened at first but as soon as he saw Rigby, he became relieved. Just when Pops was ready to greet Rigby in his usual manners, the raccoon said, "Pops, you're a fag, literally!"
Pops was then turned into a pack of cigarettes.
Rigby then picks up the pack and reads, "Lucky Strike?"
"What kind of a brand name was that? Good time as any to try how that feels."
After taking a puff, Rigby heads toward the house when the door was blasted right off the hinges, hitting the raccoon. Rigby then climbs out of the shattered pieces of the door to see the smoke covering the entrance.
"Who's there? Answer yourself! I've got the power to turn everything I say literal and I'm not afraid to use it!" he yelled.
Then the familiar voice answers, "I found your secret, now you're not the only one who can abuse the laws of reality and the literal meaning!"
"Mordecai?"
"Dude, you shouldn't have left the book in the room, never thought you would actually sell your soul to do that." said Mordecai.
"Ha, the joke's on you as you have done the same!" Rigby points out.
"So what? If that's what it takes to stop you, so be it!"
"You're on!"
The two then engage in the battle of words as they each yell out the sentence at the same time.
"Mordecai, you're literally a clay pigeon!"
"Rigby, you're literally a piece of crap!"
The two were stunned at the fact that nothing seems to happen.
"What's going on? Why didn't you turn into a clay pigeon?" Rigby yelled.
Then all of a sudden, there's a loud clap of lightning that can be heard and the sky begins to look as if it's about to shatter.
"Dude, I think we just damaged reality itself, we got to stop!" Mordecai panicked.
"Ha! You're scared aren't you? I'm just getting started!" Rigby laughed.
"I mean it, if the sky shatters, we're all gonna die!" Mordecai yelled.
"C'mon, we both sold our souls, we're as good as dead anyway!" said the raccoon.
Knowing that Rigby will take advantage, just a split second before the raccoon would say something toward him that could change him, Mordecai then said, "Nothing you say will literally affect me, but seriously, we need to stop!"
"You bastard, that's a cheap move man! If you're gonna play it like that, fine!" Rigby yelled.
"Let me do the same...Mordecai, my words will literally destroy your protection, ha! Take this Mordecai!"
Another clap was heard from the sky and some of the pieces of the sky disappears, unveiling a vacuum that begins to suck in everything in its path. It didn't take long for some of the buildings including the entire house and the garage to be pulled up into the sky, revealing Skips who then desperately clings to the bench that had been super glued to the ground by Rigby as a prank a year ago.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" Skips screamed.
Mordecai attempts to explain while holding onto the lamp post, screaming, "SKIPS, RIGBY...WE DID THE THING IN THE BOOK WITH THE STAR AND NOW..."
"IT'S YOUR FAULT! BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO GO ON A TREASURE HUNTING WITH ME AND THIS HAPPENS!" Rigby cuts in.
"YOU WHAT? THAT BOOK...THAT'S A BOOK OF A SATANIC RITUAL, THE LOST VERSION! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?" Skips demanded.
"I WON'T TELL YOU, NOT UNTIL MORDECAI PROMISES TO HELP ME IN THE HUNT!" Rigby cried.
"IS THAT WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT? I THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE HIGH SCHOOL THING!" Mordecai screamed.
Seeing that the area is being pulled apart, having no choice, Mordecai then said, "RIGBY, I PROMISE THAT WE'LL GO ON A TREASURE HUNTING!"
"REALLY!" Rigby tearfully asked.
"YES, REALLY! NOW PLEASE STOP THIS!"
Then Rigby beings to sob uncontrollably.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER NOW...WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE ANYWAY!" he cried.
Skips groans and said, "JUST USE YOUR POWERS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE!"
"JUST SAY THAT EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY BACK TO NORMAL!"
"WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S RIGHT, WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THIS?" Mordecai screamed.
"I DON'T KNOW, LETS DO THIS!" Rigby answered.
"EVERYTHING WE DID SINCE THAT BOOK IS CANCELLED OUT, LITERALLY!"
"ON A COUNT TO 3, WE BOTH SAY THIS OUT LOUD TOGETHER!"
"1...2...3...EVERYTHING WE DID SINCE THAT BOOK IS CANCELLED OUT, LITERALLY!"
Soon, everything stopped for a second and then there was a sudden flash of light in which the book materializes out of nowhere despite being sucked into the vacuum when the entire house was picked up. In time, the book explodes and for a moment, Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips blacked out.
One by one, each of them begins to regain consciousness when Mordecai and Rigby saw the transparent copy of themselves dive right into them. Wondering what just happened, Skips explained that when the book was destroyed, the soul they sold have returned to them. Soon after that, the yeti proceeds to berate the two for nearly causing catastrophic disaster that could have destroyed the entire universe before skipping back to his now restored garage.
"I'm glad that's over with." said Mordecai.
"Yeah...so, do you want to go treasure hunting? I still have that map." said Rigby.
"Might as well, since everybody is back to normal, I'm sure they all remember what you have done to them too and because of this, I will get the blame because of you!" Mordecai yelled.
"Me? Maybe if you had agreed to come in the first place, I wouldn't have done this you asshole!" Rigby yelled as he jumps on Mordecai and soon, the two were at it again...
Few hours later at Skips' garage, the yeti begins to lie down due to his aching back when a giant bird climbs up to him. The bird then settles down as it proceeds to start laying on top of Skips.
"Feeling better?" the bird asked.
"Ah...now that's better." Skips answered.