Hey, I am on deadline, so I am writing faster and probably worse. This is the second to last chapter, but I have almost a week to write the last chapter so I want to make it good, if not that long. Please enclose the name of your favorite chapter in a review for funzies!

Sabrina was glad her parents, Granny Relda, and Mr. Canis were back home. Even if their trip had to end a bit early. At least things are cooling up around here, she thought. She hated being in the center of a fight. They were one happy, happy family.

It was at another disgusting lunch that a phone call arrived. Daphne picked up the phone, and after nodding along for a minutes, then a few, 'Uh-huh's' and 'I see's' Daphne's face lit up and she handed the phone to Granny Relda.

In less than a minute, the phone call was over and the news had spread.

Charming and Snow had adopted a child.

"Heck, they got married like a few days ago!" Puck spat.

"Well, after living so long and staying apart, they probably wanted to speed it up, you know?" Uncle Jake said, raising his eyebrows teasingly.

"I guess so." Mr. Canis shrugged.

"Well, so what if they adopted a child?" Red asked.

"They're sending the child over for baby-sitting so that Charming and Snow White can go to the City Council Meeting. She is the mayor, you know." Relda said offhandedly.

"What?!" Henry burst, his temper raging. "We have to take care of that menace's child when we've got so many already? What were you thinking Mom?"

But this reason was completely nonexistent when they saw the angel that arrived at their house.

….

The baby was less than a week old, and it was the most adorable thing anyone had seen. Nobody could dare say no to it. It sucked on it's pale thumb quietly, it's sky blue eyes piercing into the watchers.

But of everyone, the most attached to it was Puck.

Puck cradled the little thing in his arms, not letting anyone near it. How did this happen? Let me explain.

Earlier

….

"Mrs. Grimm?" Charming called, stepping inside the house as everyone glared at him.

"Here, Charming." Relda called, and entered in a flourish, accepting the bundle from Charming's hands.

"We'll be back in an hour, thank you!" Charming said, and without another word, he vanished.

The family bent over the baby and peered at the face. Chorus of 'Aw's' sounded loudly, and Puck, all the way down the hall, came out to see.

"The baby can't be THAT cute." Puck groaned, pushing his way through the family to Relda.

"It-what-aww…." He cooed, picking it up and cradling it as every one stared, jaws scraping the ground. "Who's the adorable little baby?" He said, rocking it back and forth, and everyone took a double take. Daphne silently took her phone out of her pocket and recorded the entire scene with an evil smile.

"What's her name?" He asked.

"Lulu." Relda replied with an adoring smile.

When it was time for the child to leave, Snow and Charming both came into the house to pick her up.

"Where's Lulu?" Snow asked.

"Puck has her." Veronica explained, leaving to get the baby when Charming yelled, "That brat has my daughter? You Grimms, I am taking my baby girl right now!"

He stormed after Veronica before Snow could protest.

The reached Puck, and Charming gasped at the sight. Puck's bedroom had been Baby girl-ified, with pink and white gracing every corner, and a huge crib in the center. Puck was holding Lulu, who was drinking from a bottle, big eyes closed. Veroncia walked closer to pick up the baby.

"NO! VERONICA DON'T DO THIS TO ME!" Puck bawled, reaching for the baby before Veronica could hand it to Charming, but he was too late. Charming walked out of the house in a stunned state, and Veronica closed the door with a pitying look on her face, before Puck dissolved into forlorn tears.

Daphne sat on the couch later, discussing this situation with Red.

"Well," She said optimistically. "Charming now has the best babysitter you can get-for free!" She said.

"And if he loves a baby he met an hour ago this much, I bet he'll make a great father. Sabrina's children are in good hands." Red added, and the girls dissolved into laughter, ignoring Sabrina's enraged yell of, "I heard that!" from her bedroom.

This was short and OOC and that was totally the goal. See you some time before the 11th of January!