Me: T-T I'm so sorry everyone for taking so long to update!
Raph: Y r u so emotional?
Me: Why are you talking as if you were texting?
Raph: Wat's wrong w/ txting?
Me: This, everyone, is an example of something that I absolutely HATE when reading fanfiction.
Raph: Y u be so mean?
Me: Stop talking like that before I throw you out of the window.
Raph: There r no windows in here.
Me: **smiles sweetly** Well why don't we make one?
Raph: Um, kk byez ttyl.
Me: UGH okay I'm gonna start writing now...
Andi POV:
I skipped in the sewers, hugging a fresh box of a dozen donuts in my arms. I had gotten a job! And more importantly, a employee's discount on donuts and ice cream!
I burst through the lair doors, kicked off my shoes, and slid into the kitchen in my socks. I carefully but happily placed my box of yummy awesomeness on the table.
"I have doooonnnnuuuuttttssss..." I call cheerfully. Mikey came in first, opened the box, and peered inside.
"OOOOH! Look at all the colors! What are they?"
I stare at him for a moment, and then it occurs to me that he's joking.
"Haha, Mikey, that's funny. You almost scared me for a moment," I tell him with a giggle. He just looks up at me quizzically.
Raph and Donnie walk into the kitchen, bringing with them an odor of sweat and machine oil.
"Blech, you guys gotta take a shower, you're stinking up the donuts," I whine, pulling the donuts toward me protectively.
"Whoa, what are those?" asks Raph.
"I think she called them donuts. I remember seeing an article about them online when I accidentally clicked something that maybe I wasn't supposed to... they're supposed to be delicious but really fatty. They normally consist of-" began Donnie.
"Hey, Don, let's eat them first, learn about how many calories they have after," I say. He just stares.
"I'll try one..." Mikey tells me hesitantly.
"Don't worry, they're even better than pizza!"
I grab a Boston Cream filled one and shove it into his mouth. He chews for about two seconds and his eyes bug out. Raph and Donnie reached for the box at the same time, but I pull it away again.
"Wait, wait," I scold, carefully picking out a strawberry sprinkled one for Raph and a powdered one for Donnie (**wink wink**).
"WOW I LOVE THEM!" yells Mikey after he swallows. He tries to grab the box.
"Here, I'll take two, one for me and one for Leo, and then you guys can have the rest," I tell them. I select a Maple Syrup one for me and another powdered one with strawberry filling for Leo. Then, I sneak of to the dojo.
When I get there, I see Leo meditating in the corner. I tiptoe up behind him, and place my fingers in the powder.
Then, I brush them off above his head, creating little snowflakes of powder that rained down on him. I try to stifle a giggle. I brush more and more powder onto his head. Soon, he has white all over.
How has he not noticed yet? I ask. Whatever... I then am about to scrape some more powder onto him when he turns around.
"Oh hi Leo would you like a donut?" I ask quickly, pretending to have just gotten there. I hold it out to him.
He looks at me suspiciously but takes the donut. He bites a tiny piece off of it.
"No that's not how you do it..." I tell him. I take the donut from him. I hold it in my hands and carefully tear it in half, exposing the sticky strawberry filling. I wait, staring blankly at Leo as I count in my head.
"TEN!" I yell suddenly and throw the donut at his face.
He had opened his mouth the second before, probably about to say something, and then the donut landed strawberry-side down on his forehead. His eyes flashed angrily and I had a second to register it before I spun around and started to sprint away. Then I remembered my donut and had to rush back to grab it off of the ground.
"You..." he growled at me. I just smiled sweetly, stuffed the donut into my mouth and then ran for my life.
"AHHHH!" I yelled, muffled slightly by the food currently occupying my mouth. I arrived at the kitchen, where the other three turtles were finishing off the last donut.
"HELP!" I shrieked after swallowing the donut. I heard Leo catching up to me. "Leo's possessed by a Raph-ish demon!"
The guys barely looked up before I took off again, this time slipping on the floor because of my idiotic socks. DAMN YOU SOCKS! I landed hard on my bum and tried to get up again. I just regained my balance before I was knocked to the ground again, this time sideways on my ankle.
"OW!"
"You say sorry!"
"YOU say sorry!"
"Me?"
"No, I'm talking to my imaginary friend over here who just pinched me..." I say sarcastically. Leo falls for it (surprisingly) and looks over to where I'm pointing for a second, then his gaze returns to me.
"YOU were the one who got strawberry all over me!"
"Well that's not my problem!"
"It soon will be..." he said, grabbing both of my arms and pulling them behind my back.
"Ow, ow!" I whimper.
"Apologize!" Leo demands.
"Nu-uh." I tell him.
…... Later …...
"ANDI! Let's watch a movie!" Mikey yells as he runs into the TV room. He plops down on the couch, right on my injured ankle.
"OW!" I yip, pulling my foot away. Donnie had said it was a small sprain and wrapped it. It sure didn't feel too small.
"Oh, sorry. So, whaddya wanna watch?" he says quickly.
"Ugh, I dunno," I say. "Raph, do you want to watch a movie?"
"FROZEN!" came the reply from the dojo. Footsteps were heard and Raph rushed into the room. I yank my ankle away again before he sits on it.
"Hey, watch the foot, okay?" I complain. He shrugs and pulls the DVD out of the box and slides it into the player.
About ¾ of the way through, Donnie comes in and squeezes onto the couch next to Mikey. I am now sandwiched between Raph and Mikey. Then Leo comes in.
"You are not sitting on my lap," I tell him. He rolls his eyes and sits next to Raph. I am now pretty much sitting on Raph's lap... which is quite an uncomfortable position.
When Elsa starts 'Let it Go' Raph starts singing along. That's when I get up to go and find some popcorn or something.
I scoot off of Raph and duck under the TV so nobody would get distracted. I hop into the kitchen, barely putting any weight on my ankle. I lose my balance just once, but catch myself on the counter, hitting my bruised arm in the process.
"Ugh I hate you Leo..." I mutter quietly. Y'know, lazy me, I don't even turn on the lights. I lift myself so that I am sitting on the counter and open the cupboard to look for a microwave packet. I find two, and a large bowl.
When I hop off the counter, I turn around and watch the first popcorn bag inside of the microwave.
Pop pop pop pop. (lol for no reason) Then, I put the next one in there and dump the first into a bowl. As I wait for the second bag, I look out towards the TV room, where I can see lights flicker, but not the actual screen. I'm about to turn around when I see a small shadow in the hallway.
"Wtf," I ask myself as I look nervously toward the TV room. Maybe I'm just seeing things...
No. It moved.
I reach for my shruikens only to find that I had left them in my bedroom. Which was across from the TV room.
I turn for a moment to look for a weapon in the kitchen. When I turn back around, the shadow had put itself between me and the TV room.
Ok. Now I'm really scared.
I snatch a spatula and a butter knife, and then reach for the light switch. I counted in my head: One, two, three...
and screamed.
Me: Spooky!
Mikey: Is it safe to come out yet?
Me: Get out from under the blanket!
Mikey: It was scary!
Me: -_- R&R! BTW somebody asked what R&R meant... It means read and review ^.^
