Full metal chicken

on screen there's a dead flat chicken on the road. Then a mad scientist picks up the chicken and takes him back to a lab in a castle to fix him up. The chicken came out with one robotic wing and one robotic leg.

The scientist: It's ALIVE!

Then the scientist takes the chicken to a chair and strapped him in and clamped eyes open and made him watch hundreds of TVs.

Gluttony's Vanity, or: Eat Me

Cut to TV. TV goes fuzzy to a channel. Channel clears to show Gluttony was in a battle with the Elrik brothers Ed and Al. then Gluttony ate the Elrik brothers.

Gluttony: Uh Oh! Lust and Envy is going to kill me, but they taste so good, but they're going to kill me!... I'm not going to get sex for a hundred years….

However, in doing so to early the plan was failed and Lust and Envy and Gluttony fail in their duties to the Master. He told Lust and Envy what happened.

Lust: we fail in the job! What the Hell went through your Fucking head Gluttony?!

Envy: Oh no! You Fucking imbecile!

said Envy who was hitting the lust of glutton on the heady for being a stupid man.

Gluttony: I didn't mean to Envy don't hurt my Lust.

Lust: And I hate to admit it but they were the best candidate, so well back to the drawing board,

Gluttony: I'm sorry I didn't use my brain but my esophagus!

said Gluttony who will be punished. And so Gluttony was stripped and butt whipped.

Gluttony: Ow , that hurt and I don't expecting please don't be mad I excuse you

Lust: Bad bad bad bad BAD Gluttony! Our ties are broken!

Gluttony: Du'ihohohohohoho Lusty PLEASE stop it ! I am...

Then Gluttony found the best idea he ever had as he looked at the reflection of himself through the eyes of lust.

Gluttony: Wait! Maybe we can CUNTINUE THE TRANSMUTATION!

Envy and Lust: What!

Gluttony: Maybe we can bring them back you saw that one episode where they been in my belly and they might have a chance!

Envy: Yeah that was the time your fat ass ate me along with Ed and that spoiled piece of shit Ling!... although if it was just Ed I would pin him down and start fucking his brains out.

Lust: You're Gay?!

Envy blushed.

Envy: I'm a fucking sin what do you want from me?!

Lust: Hmm Maybe the fucking truth that you're a fudge packer!

Gluttony: Uh can we focuses please.

Lust: Hmm, you may have a point so prove it by let's ask the professor!

So they all went to the mysterious underground professor who knew the alchemy of life and the universes.

Professor: Why yes,{there is a way to get them out of Gluttony belly from the outside but Gluttony has to wish it and try REALLY hard!

Gluttony: But wait I think that is bad because who is it transmute on?

Envy, Lust, Professor: It will only be you!

They point all at Gluttony who was a little slow to he point to himself to understand then get scared and jump and nearly shock the house due to fatness.

Gluttony: But... I don't want to do it if it hurts.

Donly worry Gluttony you will be transmute BUT…..

Lust tighten her whip hard.

Lust: You will be transmute by FATASS!You will be fine and well your container a bottomness void so I think you'll be fin.

So everyone draw a transmuting circle around Gluttony.

Professor: No tricks now. Greeksong

Lust, and Envy: As long as we win…

So they did the spell and then to try and bring Edward and Alphons back to the dead but instead well...

Then Gluttony picked up another Gluttony out of his mouth!

Yes Gluttony had another Gluttony come right out of his mouth!

Gluttony 2: I AM GLUTTONY

But Gluttony only nodded and smiled at his other self and was quite happy, for you see gluttony loves to see another Gluttony.

Gluttony: Hi Gluttony! Prof will lick you!

Gluttony 2: You all look tasty! But wait what are you doing her Lusty?

Lust was hurt by that statement .

Lust: What? It is me in the flesh.

Gluttony 2: No I don't think so!

Professor: GENTLEMEN!,I believe I propose the solution?

Envy: Go ahead pops!

Envy said rude as always. Lust stare with her boobs in annoying.

Professor: You see he is from another dimension calling the Brotherhood dimension and so he is not a copy of Gluttony, we made a mistake and must return him or the balance of all worlds will be at stake!

Gluttony 1 and 2: Steak?!

Envy: Shut up Gluttnut you cheap knockoff thinking of foods!

Gluttony 1: Hmm, but you look so tasty, I cannot wait but I must not east, ooogh...

Gluttony 2: Yes, you look tasty, but in a "different" way."

Gluttony 2 says as he unzip his pants.

Gluttony 1: Gluttony .. graa I or you look so tasty...but...!

Gluttony 2 rage but also horned by this turn of event.

Professor, Lust, and Envy: But not Gluttony, you must finish the transmutata...!

Gluttony 1: I have a dark secret...

Envy, Lust, and Professor: What?!

Gluttony 1 :Every day I look in the mirror and wish this to happen!

Gluttony say as he wrestled Brother with his giant tongue.

Gluttony 2: It is a chance!

Though Brother was covered in giant Glut slobber and wanted to eat all the ones who bring him here he too was torn and took Lusty's whip.

Gluttony 1: Gluttony is such a good boy, but he is also such a BAD boy!

Gluttony took the whip and whip Gluttony (Brotherhood)#2.

Lust and Envy: Professor! Is there nothing we can do about this circumstances?

Said Lust and Envy in unison. Professor shakes his head.

Professor: No the circle is still in effect, see so you cannot jump in and take Gluttonies out, this is...his chemistry.

It is true. They can but watch.

Brother's butt jiggled in response to the whip of the hand. It was doughy and made Gluttony so turned on by his body that he was happy. And then something like a fast and lout and big rocketbanana come out of the thorax of Flutteny!

Lust: That is...

Lust said lustily.

Professor: Indeed. That is the single largest cock in the world, well other than a whale.

Brother was amazed but also scared but Gluttony kept licking his head so much that his symbol on the tongue was penetrated in Brother's eye.

Gluttony 2: Gluttony! This feels good!

Gluttony: How do you not grasp my popsicle?

Gluttony said motioning his succulent huge cock.

Gluttony 2: Oh wow, how it grows! I much chomp on it!

And Brother did so but Gluttony was so turned on that he was so hard like a tree of was amused.

Gluttony: Wow we have the same teeth Brother hood but you or we cannot break our chickenbone!

Gluttony 2: Oh yeah, you taste good but I'll try my best!

So Brother bite harder and tried butting his whole jaw into it but instead the joystick could only shift. His whipcream could not even smother out. He was too harden.

Gluttony 2: Gluttony this feel great but why don't you show me yourself.

Brother stop his vicious cycle of the steamy chilidog that was Gluttony's sack and instead slowly took clothes off to revel...

Everybody in the room: Good Father!

Brother was completely hareless (so not just bald), but he also... (what?) had the smallest waxcarrot in the world!

Lust: So this is the result of Brotherhood! Well it is true opposites attract.

Brother was shot but Gluttony inspect it.

Gluttony: Why! It is like a pimple on my or yours or our nose!

But being in the law of Full Metal Alchemist Brother try his hardest to be like Gluttony and instead the 'pimple' up and punch Gluttony in the motherfucking face!

Gluttony: Your oak is now approved.

Gluttony said as he bent over since he always want to know what himself feel like "in that way".

Gluttony 2: No!

Brother say as he took the ship and shove it hard against the clashed skin.

Gluttony 2: I get my turn me!

Gluttony: Oh!

Gluttony said as he pet Brother in respected. Brother wanted to cut his cucumber and starburst Gluttony but also liked himself so it was okay.

Gluttony continued to ferment his cheese. Though it wasn't big it was the motion of the shark that counted as it hunt its pray.

Gluttony: MphmmfMmmHmMmmMph!

Gluttony say, translation: "This is better than food!"

Though Gluttony was nicer than Brother due to upbringing even though they were the same (this is a show about science).

Gluttony 2: I hope you savoured teh taste, because you are now my hot-lapdog!

Brother took Glouttony up and lighted so much that he grated his salami down the turtleneck of indiscrimination.

Gluttony: Oh WOW.

So then their flesh meshed and their saggy forms bounced all around the circle of the sparking transmutation circle. Brother raise his whip.

Gluttony 2: This is for the disobey! And that is for taking me! And this is for me licking me!...!

Gluttony felt his water boil and desperately needed it to be turned down. Little did he know Brother was using a heavy lid, and stired an even bigger cauldron. So they went at it for a while. For their audience it was louder and longer, since "A Watched pot never boils!" But needy to say this completely the glutonous being(s). Brother was such trying so much like a chocolate auto mail - husky but poisonous. He was devouring those thighs so much that it began to melt in the baking of it all.

Eventually the loaf was ready to be sauced down like a stuffed turkey. Everyone braced themself and bit their beans. They knew their tofu whale was about to blow.

It is true. Their various meats were ready for dishes, since they were cooking for a while now. It was time for the moment that the feast had been delivered.

And so the vibrating wave of cerulean warmth cascaded over them, washing away their sins as the sticky solvent got everywhere.

Envy: Eww gross your stuff is gross Gluttony!

Envy giggled..

Gluttony: Like milk!

Gluttony said. Brother agreed and was satisfied. They all shrug.

Professor : That's fine but this doesn't produce the transmutation.

Father facepalm.

Then suddenly Gluttony regain his lost body fat.

Envy, Lust, and the 2 gluttony's : It wasn't all in vain!" They collectively cheered.

Little did they undertake its sinister motives!

Gluttony felt sick then vomit all over Brother (who was already covered in his homunculus fluid).

Then Gluttony got bigger. And fatter! And huge! And stinkyer! And harry! Like a sponge! And suddenly his hormones go in disarray!

Gluttony: Oh FuTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Then Gluttony transformed into his legendary form, the pulsating spiked eye vagina mouth, and out of his stomach spewed Al... and ... Ed!

(Except since he was manpreg it came out of his buttocks instead)

Indeed it was through the help of Gluttony that the transmutation was finished after all!

Envy, and Lust: Yay! We saved our plans!

the artificial family danced.

Envy, and Lust: Let's get them before they wake up and continue with this series of events!

Gluttony 2: Yuck I am still hungry….

Brother said disappoint, then ate Gluttony from the head down to dick.

Lust: Gluttony! Er,the Brother one!

Lust anger.

Gluttony 2: I couldn't halp myself! He was magically delicious!

Gluttony blushing.

Lust pulled down her skirt and glared at Envy,

Lust: What?"

Evny grinned and said

Envy: nothing. Nothing at all.

Technically, Edward said in an anime fashion as he rose from the ground with his first finger high up in ther air,

Ed: It was SCIENCELLY delicious! For THAT was alchemy in its purest form~!

Brother didn't really used his head that much and decided to simply re-eat the using the metal man as a utensil for the fellow human (but bad manners ate the metal).

Professor: Oh no! You gluttony!

Professor said with much wrath.

Envy: Here we go again,….

Envy giggled. Lust sighed and redrew the transmutation circle.

Lust : Looks like Gluttony took in more than he could chew!

They all laughed and fadeout.