The Tragedy of Sasuke and Naruto (More or Less)

by GeneralUnicornDuckPudding

" In land far away, with Kings and Queens, prince and princesses (Somewhere along those lines). In the peaceful Kingdom of Konoha, there lived two feuding households. The Uzumaki household and Uchiha household. The families have been feuding for centuries." -BL, SasuNaru other pairings, Romeo.Juliet type but no character deaths.***WARNING: FAILED ATTEMPTS OF HUMOR!***

2. Chapter 2

Yeah, maybe I will continue this.

Maybe not.

I have to work on my other story

No I don't

But I have to.

No...Yes... No... Yes... No

Stop talking/typing/ reading this just go on to the story

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Chapter Two – Prologue… Again

"As we now know the setting is in the town of Konoha. And to those who weren't paying attention previously the both the Uchiha and Uzumaki's are-"

"Hey! No fair it's my turn to restart the prologue."

"Nobody cares; anyway it's only a short summary. So I am the best person to do this job."

"I don't care. It's my turn so I am supposed to start the prologue."

"I SWEAR YOU DON'T STOP RIGHT NOW AND START THE STORY SOON I WILL KILL YOU BOTH. AND I AM NOT KIDDING!"

"Haha, alright we'll start soon, okay?" *sweat drop*

"We might not because of you Dobe."

"Ehh? Why me? I didn't do anything."

"Well you won't let it pass it's your turn to restart the prologue."

"Of course I won't because it's my turn."

"Now give me one good reason as to why I should let you continue the prologue."

"One, is that's it's my turn and not yours. And also... uh... um. Ya know I don't have to answer to you. So stop being such a stubborn thick headed bastard." *heavy sigh* *crosses hand over chest*

*smirk* "Oh really now. Last I checked you liked thick heads."

*deep blush* "I-I-I… y-y-you… I-i-it's not like that."

"Yeah sure it isn't."

"It isn't! Geez, Teme you've got to complicate everything, now don't you?"

"Okay whatever I am going to start this off. Konoha is the setting. Uzumaki and Uchiha are fighting. That's all you need to know." *Saukra said taking the script from them.*

"Actually change of plans." *Ino jumps on stage*

"Huh? Why?" Saukra asked

"Writer's to lazy to continue on."

*Sighs* "Typical. Well… Bye!"

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Me: Hey! I'm not lazy!

Cast: Yes you are!

Me: Yeah, okay I got tired so the rest of it will be put up most likely next week or if I am feeling good on Saturday.

But hey life is full of surprises.

Sasuke: Other words, don't get your hope up for this weekend!

Me: *ignores him* Have a nice day everyone!

Sasuke: You make me sick.

Me: And you're an ugly fidget!

Sasuke: *rolls his eyes*