The Tragedy of Sasuke and Naruto (More or Less)

by GeneralUnicornDuckPudding

" In land far away, with Kings and Queens, prince and princesses (Somewhere along those lines). In the peaceful Kingdom of Konoha, there lived two feuding households. The Uzumaki household and Uchiha household. The families have been feuding for centuries." -BL, SasuNaru other pairings, Romeo.Juliet type but no character deaths.***WARNING: FAILED ATTEMPTS OF HUMOR!***

3. Chapter 3

Hello, lovelies I'm back! I've been working on updating all my stories.

That's my new years resolution to try and update all my stories in time.

Well here you go chapter 3 of The Tragedy of Sasuke and Naruto (More or Less)

Enjoy!

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The Tragedy of Sasuke and Naruto(More or Less)

Scene One

"So screw the intro we're so not going over that again. Now, let's get on with things and start the first scene already."

"Woah who died and made you queen of everything, Billboard."

"I did so get over it Ino-pig."

*Ino and Sakura start fighting*

Setting: Uzumaki manor, Naruto's bedroom. Gaara, Kiba and Naruto are talking about... stuff, I guess.

"Dude, Naruto did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"Emo Boy is throwing a party tomorrow night"

"Dog Breath can't you see I'm in the middle of something very important."

*playing Jenga with Gaara*

"How is that important FoxBoy?"

"How is Sasuke-Teme more important than Jenga?"

He's not but.."

"Exactly... what's the point of this conversation?"

"Nothing, I hope you lose your game of Jenga."

*a few minutes of science until...*

"AHHH! DAMMIT DOG BREATH YOU TOTALLY JINXED ME!"

*grabs Kiba by the collar* *Kiba rolls his eyes*

"May be I did, maybe I didn't."

*Naruto raises this fist to punch Kiba*

"Naruto, sweetheart we just got a party invitation. Come down and accept it."

"Alright, mom I'll be right there."

*Turns to Kiba and points his finger at him.*

"You've been saved, big time."

*Leaves room and comes back 5 seconds later*

"And I totally challenge you to a game of Jenga." *Leaves again*

"Hold on wait... what play are you guys reading the script from?"

*Sakura walked on stage completely confused*

"Billboard get off the stage. You'll break it because of your access fat."

"Ino-pig did you just call me fat?!"

*Starts fighting again.*

"I agree with the annoying Pinkette. What script are you reading from, Dobe?"

"Sasuke-Teme don't call me a Dobe! Besides I'm reading from the script inside of my head!"

"So you're telling me that there is something inside that hollow skull of yours."

"Well of- HEY! Not cool Sasuke-Teme."

*Author walks in*

"SasuNaru all the way! SasuNaru all the way! Come on let your gayness shine!"

*All cast members look at the author*

"What?"

"What are you doing here? You're supposed to be writing!"

"Oh, Sakura-cham I'm just taking a short break that's all."

*Sasuke scoffs* "Yeah, sure short."

"Woah, look at who can hold a grudagr. Well anyways I'm looking for Kakashi has anyone seen him?"

"No." *cast saying in unison* "Okay..."

*faint moaning from the distance*

"I guess that answers your question."

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Alright I'm done. Hoe that my horrible ability to make you laugh worked a bit.

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'Til next time lovelies