The scene starts out with a completely white backdrop. Everything is completely motionless and silent. Then a faint clacking sound is heard in the distance. It grows ever louder and more intrusive, until one can ignore it no longer. Something is coming, your heart rate quickens. Your breaths become shallow. You know it's coming but you don't know wh-
"Hello" A happy Jewel pops out nowhere. She walks to the center of the stage with a paper in her wings. She smiles at the camera, waiting for something. Without fully moving her beak, she speaks out of the side of her mouth.
"ay lu, et oer ere."
"No. Remember what happened last time I was on TV?" Blu replied from beyond the cameras range.
Jewel lost her cool and menacingly stared to her right, completely ignoring her audience.
"Tyler Blu Gunderson! If you don't get out here you'll pay." She threatened.
"Sorry Jewel, I'm not endorsing this." Blu defiantly replied.
"Ohhh" Jewel grumbled.
"Do you want a repeat of the toothbrush incident?"
After a moment of silence Blu walked out from the right side of the screen and stood diagonally behind Jewel so that half of his body was behind her.
"Hey guys, can we get to the point? My wings are getting tired from holding this thing." Nico whined from behind the camera.
"Yeah, and I promised Kippo I would help him out at da club later. You can't keep me back man!" Pedro retorted.
"Hey take it easy man, she means well." Nico soothed.
"I know but-"
"Can we get on with this?" Jewel interrupted throwing her wings in the air.
"Ok, go do your thing baby bird." Nico replied.
"*sigh* Anyway, me and Blu wanted to ask you viewers an important question." Jewel said while retaining eye contact with the camera.
Blu lifted a wingtip.
"Well, its not really that important. So, so don't trouble yourself." The male macaw said from behind his mate.
Jewel looked at him with a slightly irritated expression.
"hehe" Blu chuckled nervously.
"The point is, we need your help deciding what movie to watch. We have three choices."
Jewel looked down at the paper in her wings.
*Ahem*
"One, Titanic. A drama about the fatal events that unfolded during an infamous voyage across the Atlantic."
Blu ran a wingtip across his throat and shook his head. He mouthed the word "no".
Jewel lashed her lead around, but Blu quickly changed his expression. Blu just stood whistling as he rocked back and forth with his wings behind his back.
Jewel narrowed her eyes and returned to the paper.
"Two, Alien. A horror set in space that will have you sitting on the edge of your seat, waiting for the invulnerable monster to attack."
Blu's eyes dilated. He clasped his wings together and shook his head violently.
Jewel turned around again from suspicion, just to find Blu preening his chest feathers.
"One, two, three, come preen me." Blu calmly said to himself, appearing lost in arranging his feather.
Jewel shrugged off Blu's actions and held up the paper again.
"Finally, three. The la- lu- The li. Jewel squinted trying to pronounce the word on the paper.
Blu looked over her shoulder and exhaled a sigh of relif. He smiled happily, remebering the last choice.
"It says LEGO, angel." Blu clarified while peering over Jewel's wing.
"Oh, thanks Bluey." Jewel said and then lovingly pecked Blu on his cheek.
Blu looked at the camera and blushed.
"Ok, The LEGO Movie. A fun filed story of family, friendship, and love."
"Did somebody say love?" An excited Nico chirped.
"A-ac-ach ech em." He coughed.
The yellow canary starting whistling the tune to fly love. He and Pedro placed the camera down and flew out on stage.
"Hey guys, we're not-"Jewel was cut off when Pedro decided to add his part.
"Hey, lemme set the da mood. Check it."
"Get it get it get it get it get it get get it girl" The tubby cardinal started singing.
Suddenly Rafael and Eva hoped on stage.
"Hey Amigos! You didn't tell me you were holding a singing contest! Me and Eva got a great act! Right my Juicy little mango?" Rafael happily said, inviting himselfand his mate into the cacophony.
Blu and Jewel looked at each other, sharing mutual fear.
"This is not going to end well." Jewel stated bluntly.
"Yeah, um, l-let's go before...you know." Blu replied while briefly nodding his head in agreemnt.
Rafael and Eva walked into the center of the stage while holding wings as Blu and Jewel made their hasty escape.
"Tall and tan and young and lovely..." Rafael started singing with Nico and Pedro each doing their own thing in the background.
Meanwhile Blu and Jewel were running through a white world.
"Where's the exit Blu!?" Jewel inquired, completed scared.
"Hmm, I knew it was around here-"
"...The girl from Ipanema goes walking..." Rafael's voice cut through.
"Hurry Blu!" Jewel shouted.
Blu was frantically searching the desolate white wasteland for an exit.
"...And when she passes, each one she passes goes..."
Blu's face lit up when he found an indent on the floor. This was the trapdoor the two lovebirds could use for their escape.
"Hey Jewel, I found-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
The screen fills with static.
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Yeah, that idea totally worked out. Anywho, like Jewel said there are three movies you can choose from. One vote per person. Guest votes are accepted. What movie will make an appearance in the next chapter? Your votes will show! Either leave it in a review or PM me. Just as a reminder, the movies are:
*Titanic
*Alien
*The LEGO Movie
See you all next chapter! Oh, and for this chapter I will be responding to guest reviews in the review section, not in the chapter itself.
Happy Writing,
Egil