My little killer
TV goes fuzzy to a channel. Channel clears to show some pony from My Little Ponys.
Rainbow dash: My Little Ponys
All skinny and boney
Went to the park one day
Minty was walking through the park.
Tripped on a wire
And fell in the fire
And that's the end of her days!
Then a half-baked pony came up to Rainbow dash.
Minty with a demon's voice:
You forgot a part.
Minty: 3,000 years past and no one saw her
Until now Mother Fucker! Ah, Ha, ha, ha!
Then she killed her in the most terrible way by cutting her up and make dog food out of her.