Bloopers at the tv station
TV goes fuzzy to a channel. Channel clears to show a tv station with a blond woman name Misty and man with green hair named Envy in the chairs. Behind them was a big tv.
Envy: In local news today Amanda Byns got out late from a local bar and while on the road hits a cop car and got herself a nice D.u.i after hitting that cop.
Misty: Really? Wow, and I grew up watching the Amanda show, I knew she was going to do that…..Eventually!
Envy: That's very funny girl! Our next story will shock and educate you! We go to Ed and Al for the scoop at the zoo, Hi Boo!
Ed: Envy stop you're making me blush!
Envy: Whatever you want chibi….
Ed: Who are you calling a "He is too small for a flee to see?"
Misty, Envy, and Al: No one called you that!
Ed: Oh, ok….. um oh, why I'm at the zoo, for all that are wondering is because of Shao May a small panda that was strong enough that survived.
Then Ed looked at the panda nervously.
Ed: Uh…..Uh…
Al: The panda isn't going to hurt you, they're harmless.
Then Ed was still looking at the panda.
Ed: Shao May…. I can't do this!
Al: Stop being such a pussy brother.
Ed: Fine Shao May is a…
The panda jumped on his face. Al dropped the video camera. You see Shao May, Ed, and Al side up were the Video camera was facing.
Envy: Chibi!
Misty: I guess you can't trust the Xings.
Misty: Our next story was the most retarded story ever!
Envy: I know some retard let lose some wild animals and then kills himself! And in Ohio for God shakes!
Misty: Well that's Double the suicide and homicide!
Envy: I know well the story goes after Lambert the lion died he went crazy and was on his way to jail for federal weapons charge, and then comes back home and let all the animals escape, he was also charged with animal abuse, neglect, and exotic animal invasion.
Misty: I guess I did a hoe(Ohio) is very loose on beastly on exotic pets, and loads of injuries and death.
Envy: The retard was giving 24 days and voiding jail time to take care of those poor viscous animals, and now they're being tracked down by a swat team, Rumor has it that he was getting back at his neighbors. If I was the cop or judge I would of put him in jail for a long time.
Misty: Oh I agree. That was so Fucking stupid! speaking of exotic pets, my mom wants me to get ether a pat Alligator or a Polar bear.
Envy: Are you fucking serious?!
Misty: Yeah my mom's fucking crazy, so anyway to whom are keeping exotic pets… Why The Fuck?! I mean we have heard so many completes about " Oh My Child got his face tore off by a fucking lion, or Oh my god my ….uh kid got rabies from a bat!" well here's a lesson for ya… Stop Messing With Wild Fucking Animals! Otherwise you're going to Fucking die!
Then a Ed and Al walks into the room crying.
Ed and Al: Misty, Envy you got to see this….
They hand the video tape to Misty and Envy.
It was a tape of an elephant befriending dog at an elephant sanctuary, but recently the dog past away, the Elephant carried the dog back to their spot the barn.
Misty: Oh, my ah god! That's sooo sad!
Envy: My heart what is this feeling?
Ed: It's called remorse jackass!
Ed and Al started crying. Misty and Envy was tearing up.
Misty: Man, like I need to watch something depressing and heartwarming. I mean the elephant and dog becoming fast friends, then 8 years later the dog tragically dies by a pack of coyotes. Then the elephant tried to save her but she didn't make it!
She started crying.
Then a guy comes in with another story. Misty, Envy, Ed, and Al reads it. Misty, Envy, and Ed starts bursting out laughing. Al was discussed about this.
Al: THAT'S SOOOOO NASTY!
Ed: OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL MAN! HA, HA, HA!
Envy: Man it's so fucking ridicules! HA, HA, HA!
Misty: WHAT THE FUCK OVER A BONER?! HA,HA,HA!
AL: THAT NASTY WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!
Misty: I donno it's news anyways in local news a man named Henry Wolf gets….(Psst) a 20 mouth boner from riding 4 hour Motor bike ride and waits for 2 years to sew the company.
Envy: In other news a local Dentist get Revenge on her Ex-boyfriend for cheating on her with another woman and he had a tooth ache and he went to go see her and she pulled out all his teeth and his new girl went up and left….. see this is why I'm glad to be gay.
Misty: No, it mean who's ever stupid enough to cheat serves ya right! I bet if ya cheat on Ed like that and if was a Dentist he would of done the same thing.
Envy:…. Ironically he is…
Misty: Well Envy you better not cheat on him.
Envy: Hey, chibi you're not commenting on if I could cheat on you.
Ed: I know you wouldn't.
Envy: What if I cheated on you with Misty?
Ed: Then I would probably rip all your fucking teeth out too.
Misty: Ok, our next story came to us from Lake Orion High school…Hold on….. I use to go to this school I need to read this real quick.
She starts reading. 5 minutes later she was laughing hysterically.
Misty: OH MAH GOD PEOPLE ARE SUCH IDEIOTS! READ THIS!
Ed, Al, and Envy read the story. And they bursting out laughing.
Ed: Man, Kids these days.
Al: My word what has this world come to? I mean seriously?!
Envy: COOL! I WISH I WAS THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED! I WOULD OF COUSED THE RIOT! I'D WOULD OF BEEN " ANARCHY!" AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW FIRST.
Misty: Alright Lake Orion had High School, Scripps, and State had a black out because supposedly a bus driver was suspected to be drunk at the time hit a pole and blew 3 transformers and caused the fire.
Envy: So, Optimus Prime did this?
Ed: Yeah like what this is Transformers the movies? This could be Transformers 4 the revenge of Optimus Prime!
Al: I not a big fan of Transformers.
Misty: Me nether…. But no you're not getting the point, the transformers blew out and started a fire at Waldon….. witch ironically that was my middle school. So anyway people were going crazy, some students were tipping over desks, jumping out of windows, pissing on floors, starting an anarchy, pulling fire alarms, and cussing at teachers.
Envy: Now we know that this world is going to Hell.
Ed: So, they were seriously jumping out of windows, …witch windows?!
Misty: Well….. let's see if they were near the langue arts wing they would of cause suicide, if they were next to the science wing they would of been fine, so I'm assume that they jumped out of the science wing.
Al: They shouldn't of jumped out period!... This just in Plus size Modals are being criticized by their weight.
Misty got pist.
Misty: LET ME SEE THAT!
Misty snatches the paper reading the article. She crumpled the paper ripping it to bits and pieces, cussing at the air.
Misty: THOSE SUNS OF A BITCHS! I AM A PLUS SIZE AND PROUD OF IT GOD DAMN IT!
Envy: Wow, Misty calm down!
Misty: STAY OUT OF IT ENVY!
Ed: It's not Envy's fault Misty.
Misty: I KNOW BUT STILL IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I ANIT SKINNY LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE OUT THERE!
Envy: I know and I brought someone that can help you. LUST! SLOTH!, GLUTTONY!
Then a black haired woman, a brown haired woman, and a bold short guy came out. They sat on the couch. They stared at Misty for a bit.
Lust: Good to finally meet you….. Sloth!
Sloth fell asleep on the couch, Gluttony was in a daze. It woke her.
Sloth: Wha! Are we here?
Lust: Yeah Sloth we're here, for the record we're on camera!
Sloth: Oh,…..Shit I hope they got my good side.
Lust: She's going to knock out again….Sloth!
Sloth with a sleepy expiration.
Sloth: What Lust? What?!
Lust: Well I don't know maybe a "Hello" to are hostess is a polite greeting that should be said?
Sloth: Hello. Can I go back to sleep now?
Lust: (Sigh) Sure and when we to the end I'll wake you. But you're going to few words in, ok?
Sloth: Fine….(Snore….)
Envy: Misty, this is my Sister Lust, Sloth, and My brother Gluttony and they work for company that sales Plus size out fits.
Misty: Really, thank God for hope! See and I tell ya you'll make more than this one store in the mall um…..what's that one store I went to and they kicked me out…Oh Windsor Outlet.
Lust, Ed, Al, and Envy: THEY WHAT?!
Misty: Yep, true story I was with Maria, and Briana went to Windsor outlet and I was waiting for Maria and I was looking at these dress and you wouldn't believe what the manager said to me…..
Everybody in the room: No what?!
Misty: Well she said and I quote " I hope you're not buying that because you're too big to fit in it." I was so stunned and dumb founded, I wanted to say things that I normally don't say like I wanted to say
" Well I didn't wonna be anther anorexic hoe!" you know us fat girls need love too, I mean all the guys want are these skinny Bitches! Am I right or am I right?!
Sloth: (Sore….Snock) That's not true! A lot guys like fat girls!
Misty: Uh-huh give me one person that likes to go into a fat girls pants?!
Lust smiled evilly at Envy.
Lust: Well, Misty I'm surprised at you, you've been working with our brother for 4 years and you never noticed?
Misty: Noticed What?!
Envy: Don't say it Lust or I'll kill you!
Lust (whispers): Threats can only get you so far little brother…(Normal/ louder tone) Aww you don't want Misty to know? Sorry Misty I guess Envy doesn't want to clean out his closet, aww what a pity, Witch by the way has full of skeletons.
Envy: Be careful Lust you might be one of them.
Misty: Wow, sibling rivalry, Envy what was she saying?
Ed: Yeah Envy what was she saying?
Envy: Nothing.
Lust: Well there was a stage of his life he was into girls and they were pretty chunky girls.
Envy: Lust …..NOW I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!
Envy was about to attack Lust, then Gluttony stopped him.
Gluttony: No! No Envy, don't hurt my Lust!
Misty: Oh Mah God It Talks!... So, wait if Envy liked fat girls then why is he in a relationship with Ed?
Females voice: I Can Explain That!
Misty: Oh, Mah God It's Ellen!
Ellen sits down.
Misty: Oh Mah God….. I Love Your Show!
Ellen: And I yours doll, and I yours.
Misty: So, what brought ya ta mah show?
Ellen: Well I heard you were having a segment on plus-sized women and I also got a phone call from your co-star partner in crime. He the one who set up the meeting.
Misty: Ya did Envy!
Envy: Yeah, well don't let it get to you.
Ellen: On that note, Envy on the phone you sound like you were concerned for her.
Lust: That's our Envy!
Envy: Ok I'll admit that at one point I liked women when I was in high school, then when I meet Ed things change, then when I meet Misty….. I started to have a bit of a crush on her. I'm sorry Ed, Misty….. I guess I'm confused on who I want.
Ed looks down.
Ed: Well I think it's clear to me on who you want…Envy….. I won't be mad if you choose Misty over me.
Envy: Thanks Chibi, these past 2 years were the best of my life. And they hugged.
Lust: Alright Misty we got a dress for you to try on…Sloth!
The brown haired, sleepy head woke up.
Sloth: Huh?! What is it?! Is it time to go?
Lust: Almost but we have to fix Misty.
Sloth: Ok, let's do it.
Gluttony: I'm hungry Lust.
Misty: Lust, can I give him this turkey sandwich?
Lust: He's on a strict corpse digit.
Misty: Sorry we're out of Travis.
Gluttony smiled.
Gluttony: Well do you have any Piggy?
Misty and Envy: This is not the Lord of the Flies!
Lust: Alright Envy, Ellen stay out here, we'll be back in ten.
Lust, Misty, Sloth, and Gluttony went back stage to the dressing room. They put her hair in a bun, and her dress was a beautiful blue dress with diamonds, and with a black bleat, and big diamond earrings. 10 minutes later Lust, Sloth, and Gluttony came out.
Envy: So, where's Misty? Or did Gluttony ate her?
Gluttony: I didn't eat her, I fixed her.
Everyone laughed.
Gluttony: No! not like that! Perverts….
Lust and Sloth:: Misty, you can come out now!
Then Misty came out, and a lot of jaws dropped. Envy turned red. His eyes were covered by his greenish/ black hair.
Misty: So, Envy what do ya think?
Envy was still red.
Envy: All I can say Misty is… Wow!
Misty: So, you do like it?
Envy: I don't like it…..
Misty looks down. Envy smiled.
Envy:…I love it.
Misty: Aww, thank ya.
Envy: Nha, I mean it Misty you look very-very beautiful.
Smiles evilly.
Envy: (Whisper) you know southern bells turn me on.
Misty blushed.
Lust: Well I think we done enough. Sloth, Gluttony let's go.
Gluttony: See you Misty, enjoy your new look!
Misty: Thank ya, see ya'll. Alright next story…
Ellen: Well I'm sorry to interrupt but I have to get going.
Misty: Sure, thank ya for coming Ellen.
Then Ellen left.
Misty: Are next story comes from New Zealand in colleges kids are getting drunk as skunks and…
Envy was staring at Misty.
Misty: What are you staring at sugha?
Envy: Oh, um…. Am I? I mean you're fucking hot!
Misty: Why thank ya, maybe later I can take ya to mah place? But first college kids playing a new game called opossum, a game where kids go up into the trees and drink themselves stupid and kills themselves up into the trees.
Envy: That's very smart, back when I was in college we had a challenge of a gun with horse cum.
Misty: Eww! What's up with college kids these days?!
Envy: I was pretty wild and I got the nick name " Homunculus".
Misty touches Envy's chest.
Misty: Oh, Envy, you're soooo Homunculus.
Envy blushed.
Envy: Ed you can do the next story.
Ed: Our next…
Then from out of nowhere a small white/black dog I the station.
Ed: Black Highotie?! That means….. OH NOOO!
Man's voice: OH YES,…
Female's voice: Nice to see you too Ed, Al…Envy, good to see you Misty.
Al: Hi Mis. Riza, Mr. Roy, Black Highotie!
Black Highotie: Bark, Bark! (Grrrr)
Once he saw Envy.
Envy: I don't like you ether Fuzz ball.
Ed: Anyway, this story is in Germany a German artist kills puppies on stage?! That's mean!
Al: I know that's so mean, brother we should find him and put him in jail.
Riza: Me, and Roy we'll deal with it.
Al: I hope so…..anyways in our next story girl saves 500 owned dog with collars and leashes from becoming some peoples leanqizen.
Then a blond/ orange haired man came out.
Roy: Ah, Havoic, Welcome.
Misty: Yes, welcome. So Havoic how do you feel about puppies in leanqizen?
Havoic: Well Misty, I fancy the dog qizens.
Misty: Are You Serious?!
Havoic: Ha, No.
Riza: Good if you were serious I would of killed you and made you into chop suie!
Ed: Alright Al you can do the next story.
Al: Our next story is so heartwarming, I cried at this story. Of a dog saves her master from a oncoming train until her owner pass out and collapse. Her dog pulls her to safety while her dog was hit by the train, but did not die. The dog was injured.
Riza: Aww, what happened?
Ed: Well apparently her owner didn't like the dog.
Al: WHAT?! WHY?!
Ed: Because this dog was so ugly it would make an onion cry. I have the picture right here!
Shows picture of an ugly dog.
Al and Riza: Aww, come on Ed she doesn't look…..that…..OH MY GOD!
Ed: And her owner doesn't look any better. Here's his picture.
Shows a picture of the uglyiest dog and the Ring girl before and after using the dove brand shampoo.
Envy, Misty, Al, Roy, Riza, Havoic: Ahhhh!
Ed: Oh sorry that new Dove's commercial, makes you want to buy dove now doesn't?
Misty: No! THAT MOVIE SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME!
Envy: What movie?
Misty: THE RING!
Roy and Havoic: You mean the girl that was pushed into well by her mom?
Misty:…Yeah… that's the one.
Ed: I was kidding here's the real picture.
Shows a picture of roy sleeping on the couch with tree of black Hyatie's puppies, with black Hyatie himself, and his master Riza Hawkeye tapeing him sleeping.
Roy: Wha?! When did this happen?!
Riza: Last week remember?
Roy: No!
Ed: That's for calling me Small you Bastard! Well anyways that's not the real pic, this is.
Guy with his "Ugly" but Heroic dog.
Riza: Wow, I never knew dogs can get ugly.
Roy: I told you that when Fury found Black Highotie!
Riza: No you didn't sir.
Roy: Yes I did!
Riza: No, you didn't.
Roy: Yes I Did! I specifically said and I quote " You know first lieutenant Hawkeye dogs can be ugly!" then you said….. uh hum (Roy in the best Riza's voice, which was an epic fail.) "I don't believe that, all dogs are cute!" that's what you said.
Riza: I still think dogs are cute, but….that dog was sadly ugly.
Al: You know when a Humans yawn then their dogs yawn equals empathy.
Riza: Of course that's why me and Black Highotie are so close. Right Black Highotie!
Al: While test shows that it true. Are next and final story is the most depressing story yet, it's so depressing that I couldn't read it out without crying,…..so I'll give it to Envy and Misty.
Then Envy's phone went off playing "Monster" by Kana West.
Envy: It's a text from Lust. It say's " Envy are you or Misty busy?"
Envy typed: No, Lust that's why me and Misty are still at the Fucking station! But why?!
Lust typed: Well cause Sloth went shopping and I want quote on quote " Have some alone time with Gluttony" so can you please watch Wrath?!
Envy typed: I'll see if Misty's busy.
Envy put the phone back into his pocket.
Envy: Alright I know this is going to sound random but…. Could someone watch my kid brother.
Ed and Al: Noooo waaaaaaaay! The last time we watched him for you…
Flash back
Wrath, Ed, and Al went to the Detroit zoo and Wrath went Ape Shit.
Wrath: Let's go see the Polar bears! Polar bears! Polar bears!
Ed: OK! Ok! We'll go see the Fucking Polar bears!
Al: Aww come on brother, Polar bears are cute. What's the harm?
Ed: You're right I mean Polar bear are almost extinct.
Wrath: Yeah! Let's go!
And Wrath bolted to the Polar bears. Then Ed and Al was cashing Wrath all over the zoo. Then they saw Nina, Tucker, Mrs. Hughes, Elicia, and Maes Hughes.
Al: Hi guys!
They all look up.
Nina and Elicia: Big Brodhers!
Ed and Al picked them up.
Maes Hughes: Hi boy's enjoying the zoo?
Al: Yeah but do you know a little kid with black hair? Do you know if he came here?
Tucker: No, I haven't seen a little boy coming through here why?
Ed: Well…. We are watching him for Envy.
Mrs. Hughes: Aw, that's so sweet of you boys.
Maes Hughes: For Envy? The Homunculus?! Why?!
Ed: Well it's a long story…ha,ha.
Al: Ed's dating him, and he wants to get on his good side.
Ed: SHUT THE FUCK UP AL!
Mrs. Hughes: BOY'S LANGUAGE! Our kids are here.
Nina and Elicia: Yeah big brodher!
Then all of a sudden a flash of black hair just wizzes past them and jumped into the polar bear exhibit. Ed and Al put the girls down to chase after the little boy that ran through like a rabbit on it hinge legs. They chase him through the polar bear exhibit and lost sight of the black haired demon child.
Ed: WHAT THE HELL! WHERE'S THAT FUCKING DEMON CHILD! I AM SOOOO GOING TO KILL ENVY FOR THIS! HE KNEW THAT I NOT GOOD WITH KIDS , ESPECIALLY HIS LITTLE DEMON OF A BROTHER!
Al: Aww, come now brother he's not that bad.
Ed: You're just saying that because you have a crush on him….Checkmate.
Ed smiled evilly, and Al blushed.
Al: IT'S THAT NOTICEABLE?!
Ed: No!...But now I know! Hah!
Then they saw the black haired wild child in the polar bear enclosure swimming with the polar bear. Wrath smiled evilly and waved. Then 2 hours later they got kicked out zoo.
End of flash back
Ed and Al shuddered at the thought of the memory.
Ed: He swam with the polar bear, boxed a kangaroo, and tried to ride a white rhino!
Envy: Well what do you expect he's a sin, and sins when they're board they do stupid things!
Misty: I'll watch him.
Envy: OH, THANK YOU MISTY YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER!
Misty: Yeah, Yeah so I've been told.
Roy: We better get going, thanks for having us Misty.
Riza: Yeah, thank you Misty.
Havoic: Yeah, thank you.
Black Highoutie: Bark! Bark! Bark!
And they left. Then Envy went to go get Wrath. You can still hear brief talking. Then from out of nowhere Wrath jumped on Envy.
Wrath: NII-SAN!
Envy: WHAT THE HELL WRATH?! DON'T JUMP ON ME!
Wrath: So, who's the unlucky one who's going to "Baby sit" me? I hope it's Alphons.
Envy looked at him and (Sighed)
Envy: I'm sorry to bust your bubble but al is busy with something, but you'll be with Misty…
Wrath: Misty?!...Yay! I love Misty!
Envy: So does this mean you won't cause any mastiff?...will you?
Wrath: No, with her it's weird to say I'm good as gold.
Envy: Good, good.
So they went back to the news casting room for Misty. Wrath jumped on Misty.
Wrath: Misty-san!
Misty was bear hugged by the wild child.
Misty: Wrath-chan why are ya here sugha?
Wrath had a sad face and was hurt.
Wrath: Why you don't want me here?!
Misty: NO! NO, I didn't mean I don't want ya here sugha, I do want you here, I do… it's just mah boss he'll kill me…. But I'll go ask if it's ok.
Then they went to go find Misty's boss. They found him talking to the producer.
Misty: I'm so sorry to interrupt you two but I want to know if my son can be on stage with me for our next segment? Because our nanny is nowhere to be found and she doesn't have a smart phone that has a gps or any phone for that matter, and I can't find any one that would watch him…..so can he?
Boss: What about Jack?
Misty looked at Jack, he was pushing a cart of vases. Jack knocked over all of the vases and broke all 20 vases.
Wrath freaked out, and hid behind Misty.
Misty: Do you have kids Mr. Boenerman?
Boss: Yes, 3… Why?
Misty: I don't know it's a mother's intuition but would you leave your Children with him?!
The boss took a long look at Jack.
The boss: Come to think about it maybe that's is a pretty bad idea.
The producer: Hey, I've got it! What about since we're doing a bulling how would you like to be in it?
Wrath: I don't know….
Misty: Sir, I don't think it's a type of topic to discuss.
The producer: It's a perfect topic, I mean think about it! Kids now days their suicidal! That means more stories for us. So see to it Miss. Holewa or I'll can you…..are we clear?
Misty: Yeah, not like we had depressing stories so far.
Then they left. Misty and Wrath went back to Misty's chair.
Envy looked up at Misty and his brother.
Envy: My anit we back so early, couldn't wait to see me?
Misty: Well ya know sugha I do, but I think this next story might change every about what you think about me…..
Envy: Like what?...
Misty: Our next and final story for tonight is about bulling….. Bulling is a very, very serious issue epically now since…..(Misty tears up) Envy and Wrath was holding her.
Misty: I'm ok…..thank ya guys….. so anyways Bulling is a big issue now more than ever, I mean even when I was in school it was horrendous! I mean every always picked on me because I was fat and because of my back, oh and they called me worthless and said that I should kill myself.
Wrath and Envy: Wha?!
Misty: I know, it's hard to believe but it's true…. When I was in pre-school it all started with the teasing, my mom thought it would be cute to dress up like Barony, now at the time I never thought people would of hate Barony…..
Envy: BUT OF COURSE EVERYONE HATES BARONY! I MEAN LOVING PEOPLE ALL THE TIME!
Misty: SEE?! I mean this is why we have Bullies! That right there maybe I hate to say maybe Barony had a good point I mean sure some people have some daffiness, but I'm just so frustrated that…because (starts crying) Because Bullies are causing their victims to kill themselves while they live a more of a crappy life then when the victim would of lived, they probably would of cured cancer, or solved how to prevent world hunger! But we would never know now!
Envy: I know the feeling, I was picked on by my older Brother Greed, and he would say that I was gay for wearing tank tops, and skorts but I feel comfortable in them. Then he would always say that I would never in a million years get a girlfriend because I would scare them off by the way I dress.
Wrath: The kids at school teas me about my name, and the way I look. They think because my hair is long I look like a girl. Hey Misty do you think if I was girl would I be cute?
Misty: If ya was a girl ya would be the cutest girl I know.
Then Wrath smiled and hugged her.
Misty: So, where was I?...Oh yes so with me the teasing never stopped, I've been to 3 different elementary schools, middle, and then the High school. But here's the ironic part I want to thank someone. Mr. Hoffman if you're watching this I want to thank you, even though I think the worst teacher ever…so thank you if it wasn't for you I've would of ether killed myself or still be stuck in the 4th grade or killed myself for being stuck in the 4th grade. Then after I went to a Pontiac MI…..
Wrath: So where the first one?
Misty: Ironically most of my schooling was in Lake Orion, but when I went to Pontiac school for a week I was terrified. Then after that I went to Webber, then Walden, and to Lake Orion High. During my High school years I've seen sooooo many things that will shock you like we had so much bulling…..we had a lot of suicides of some beloved teens that died tragically because of bulling and they were hot I thought take a look….
Misty shows the pictures.
Misty: …. Yeah it's only going to get worse, but I heard good news though, they say the schools are cracking down on the kids for bulling, and I also heard there was a movie out now called Bully it looks good I personally want to go.
Envy: Maybe if you're not busy later do you want to…go with Me?
Misty squeals, and Envy plugs his already half deaf ear.
Envy: I take that as a yes?
Misty: You bet your sweet peas I'll go with ya sugha.
Ed, Al, and Wrath started to laugh.
Ed: You know we're still on air right?
Misty: Oh,….sorry, so like I said before I went to so many schools, it was so difficult be new, but after Webber I got use to it. But when I was in school I wasn't the most popular, but I had friends, and all my teachers loved me so that was a plus…
Ed, Envy, and Wrath: No! It's not good being a teacher's pet!
Al looks at Misty.
Al: Don't listen to them Misty, I think it's great! Good for you!
Misty: Thanks, so yeah but the best part of being a kind of a kiss butt, I got a kind of a free sculler ship to a college in Kalamazoo.
Al: That's Great!
Ed: Really?!
Wrath: No way!
Envy looks down.
Envy: That's….Great.
Misty: You don't sound so enthusiastic.
Envy: I am, it's just…. That if your gone then what am I going to do without you?
Misty got what he was saying.
Misty: I'm not going now guys!
Wrath, Al, Ed, and Envy: Wha?!
Misty: No, I'm going 5 years from now.
Envy, Ed, Al, and Wrath: Oh, ok what a relief!
Misty: So, anyways when I got to high school, I made a few friends. When one of friend's friend died because of suicide.
Wrath: How?!
Misty: Well I heard from the friend that happened to…..she said He got dumped by his girlfriend, he somehow got a gun and he went to the bathroom and he shoot once after a couple a seconds later his sister came in and witness killing himself….you know what I have a couple a songs for ya ones called Hero by Superchick and the Fray How to Save a Life .
So they listen to them.
Ed: Before we wrap up there is one last part to the bully talk we have a story from Minnesota, Misty.
Misty: Apparently a girl hangs herself because she was teased and tortured by a group of girls who wrote Slut all over her locker…..now let me ask ya a question where's the teachers when all of this is happen?...AND ANOTHER THING! I watch this disturbing tape that's called…. Oh I don't remember, but I remember being so depressed after it I was balling my eyes out. The stuff people said and I quote " It felt good to make that person cry" I mean it was unbelievable.
Wrath: I'm not even that mean and I'm a sin.
Envy: They're giving us sins a bad name. Oh and Tiger Shrimpy did I ever give you my next payment?
Ed: DON'T CALL ME A GHOST SHIMP THAT WE CAN BARELY SEE THROUGH THE WATER BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A MICROSCOPE!
Misty, Al, and Wrath: He didn't call you that!
Misty: Actually I think he actually complement you, because Tiger Shrimp are the type of shrimp that are very big in size. While that's all the time we have tonight, Well All of us at station want to say don't comet suicide over things, it isn't worth it, so good night everybody!