I'M A WHAT?!
Tv goes fuzzy and clears to show Misty and Envy in bed together the night before and having sex. Then next morning Misty woke up and felt like vomiting.
Misty waking from Envy's bed, and go's straight to the bathroom toilet.
Envy wake and was shocked.
Envy: Are you ok Misty?!
Misty in bathroom: It's probably a hangover I'll be…..fine…..blaha!
2 days later Misty and Envy went to his family's house for graduation party for Envy and Misty.
Misty right away ran into the bathroom. Everybody was watching and was worried.
Greed: What's up with her?
Lust, Donta, and the female Sloth has a intuition on what Misty's dirty little secret is…Pregnancy.
Lust: So, Envy how was she in bed?
Envy: Better then you'll ever be.
Lust: Really? Well has she seen you're true form? Or you're legendary form?
Envy: Well…
Flash back
Envy was in bed with Misty for the first time and he got excited and turned into a 24' lizard/ dragon with spikes, and living human souls coming out of him. Misty was speechless.
Envy in a deep voice: You don't like me now huh?
Misty smiled.
Misty: Envy, I don't judged people,…or Homunculus by their aperients, and Envy even I have some secrets…I snort when I laugh.
Envy in a deep voice: That's not very bad.
Misty: Ok, fine I dance in my room naked and pretend that I'm the guy from silent of the lamb.
Envy in a deep voice: Wow,…that's pretty fucked up, but it's surprising turning me on.
Misty: Please don't play with me Envy.
Envy: What, I thought you love my mind games?
Envy said with a smirk.
Misty: I donno I always hated mind games.
Male head: Hey baby come over and show me your body.
Woman: You pervert there's children present.
Then Misty got nervous.
Misty: Please turn into your homunculi self please.
Back to now.
Lust: Ok but what about your baby lizard?
Envy: Well…
Flash back
Envy got into a fight with the Elriks and lost a lot of energy.
When he got home he was looking for red Philosopher stones. He looked in covert's and under couches, and chairs. But no luck. The Misty comes home to see a little lizard on her bed.
Misty didn't know if she wanted to stab it or to say awww how cute.
Misty put her hand to it.
Misty: Envy?
The lizard looked up.
Envy in a squeaky voice: So, you don't like me now huh, I mean compared to my ginormous this is probably a deal breaker, huh.
Misty looked at him and shook her head.
Misty: Envy, I already told you that I'm going to be loyal to you no matter on how you look, you can look like a leaper and I still won't care.
Envy in a squeaky voice: Man, you're like dog,…. I'm glad to have meet you and got fall in love with you. I mean you're so loyal I mean any man would be lucky to have you.
Misty: Why thank you.
Misty held out her hand to Envy. Envy hesitated.
Misty: Come on Envy, I wouldn't bite,….. you can come up.
And he climbed on to her.
Back to now
Lust: If I was her I would of left the first time, she's crazy!
the next day she goes to the doctors and finds out she's pregnant. Envy comes home to finds his family at his house.
Envy: Misty why is my family here?
Misty: We got to talk.
Envy: Why? Don't tell me We're getting a dog!
Misty: Well not exactly a dog, but it does make messes like one.
Envy: Please don't tell me I'm…. I'm going to be a (Faint)
Misty: What a twist!