Cops are useless
TV goes fuzzy to a channel. Channel clears to show 2 people going into a Chinese's restraint and got 2 quarts of chicken fried rice $8.99, 2 bags of fortune cookies $2.00, and 2 soft drinks $2.75 the total= 13.74
Then they went to the movies, Envy suck in beer. The tickets cost 10.00 bucks per-person( 2=20). After the movies he was going to take her home. Then they got stopped by a cop. The officer came up to the car. Envy was tipsy rolling down the window, Envy was smiling like a drunken sailor.
Envy: Evein' officer.
The cop which on his name tag was Huse wasn't too happy.
Huse: Do you know why I stopped you son?
Envy scoffed.
Envy: Well- you- should know why you stopped me -off-ic-er!
Huse: You're drunk out of your fucking mind! Now tell me did you come from a party?
Envy: No, I came from Pixie land!
Huse: Ma'am are you drunk?
Misty: No, I'm not officer.
Huse: Wha? So let me get this straight….. You a smart girl let a drunken 25 year old…..
Misty looked at him like he was fucking crazy.
Envy: I'm—not- 25- I'm( he faints hits his head on the car horn)
Misty: He's 21 exactly…..
Huse: What about you?
Misty: 17…
Huse: Ok I'll tell you what since I not a married yet what about showing me your tits?
Misty showed her tits. Remember cops are useless, then Envy woke up the look on his face priceless.
Misty: What a twist!