A/N: OKAY PEOPLE WE NEED TO HAVE A TALK -serious face-

My birthday is today. So as a present, please review? :3

And also a question for you guys: Was the last chapter bad? Because it got like half the reviews it usually did :c Sorry if it was bad...It was kind of forced haha. I felt like too many people wanted me to update and I had loads of time. But it was necessary! I hope this chapter is more interesting!

Phantom Lord High... What the fuck were they doing here? Hm.

-Jellal POV-

I couldn't staaaand the anxiety Erza had caused me! Oh Erza, my dearest Erza, I'm sorry for all the times I've taunted you! I APOLOGIZE FOR PUTTING THAT ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE IN YOUR LOCKER! (Aren't all strawberry shortcake's artificially flavored?) Don't hate me! More so, don't run off with another guy! Don't go on dates without me! Well I don't mean take me with you on your dates, but go on dates with me!

Uch. Feeling as stressed as I was, I followed her out of her last class and into the courtyard. And there my eyes had betrayed me.

Erza...YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME! Wait no. Well. I guess. Actually. Ok, so we never really, officially announced our relationship. But I know you love me.

I KNOW IT.

What are you doing with that guy from Phantom Lord High? You're just working together on a school project, right? (Silly Jellal. They're from different schools, why would they be working on a school project together?)

-Erza POV-

The man, or shall I say teenage boy, that stood before me had the creepiest eyes and crazy gravity-defying hair. He was dressed in the Phantom Lord High uniform, aside from his shirt no longer having sleeves.

On his left arm there was a purple band secured and tied around him. That symbol...Black markings on purple band. I recognized it from a few years ago.

Uh...Shimmer Star?

No... GRIMOIRE HEART! Yes. Them. That infamous gang, their leader was Ultear.

How could I forget? That nasty bitch kept hitting on Jellal (in more than one way)

What was he doing here?

"Red hair. Big boobies. Well looks like I found her."

The dude with cool hair muttered as he pushed a crumbled sticky note in his pocket.

Big boobies? What does he take me for, some kind of 5 year old!

"Excuse me?"

"Huh? Kekekeke What?"

"Kekeke? What are you, a mockingbird? Who are you?"

"Me?" He scoffed. "You don't know who I am?"

"Well gee, where in the world did you get that crazy idea? Oh right. Because I just asked who you freaking were. Now answer my question. Outsiders are not permitted on school grounds during school hours."

"School school school. Who are you, the student council president?"

"No-" before I could finish, I heard his voice echo across the open air. Shit.

"But I am." Jellal appeared from behind me and I glared at him.

"What are YOU doing here? I don't need your help. I am having a peaceful conversation with this young man, uh-"

"Zancrow, and don't you forget it, Princess.I'll be beating the shit out of you soon."

"Pr-Princess?"

What 'chu talking 'bout, Zancrow. That nickname. I cast it away years ago along with my old rep.

"Scarlet Princess; the murderous demon with bloody red hair. It is said that she leaves her prey covered in scarlet from head to toe. To fight with royalty like her, 'tis an honor, milady." he said mockingly.

Maybe he was a mockingbird after all.

"I...I haven't the slightest idea of what you're alluding to."

"Kekeke, if you say so. I sincerely promise to do my best at..." he looked at Jellal before continuing his sentence. "'...what I said in the little warning note to you."

Zancrow 'kekeke'd' to himself once more and maniacally laughed before walking away and disappearing into the crowded bus area.

"Jellal."

"Erza."

"What are you doing here?"

"Nothing much. You know, just watching a certain someone cheat on me."

"You saw Zeref and someone else making out?"

"No!"

"Then I have no idea what you mean."

"Wha- Erza! You know I'm not gay for Zeref!"

"Hm. Would you bet on it?"

"You're spouting nonsense! Oh I know. You must jealous. Don't worry Erza, I promise to stay true to you."

"And now you're spouting nonsense."

"Who is Zancrow, and what does he want from you."

"If only I knew."

"Will you stop it!"

"Stop what, Jellal? What did I do that required you to tell me to stop?"

"You-You! You know what I mean! Who's Zancrow?"

"GODDAMMIT JELLAL I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! Leave me alone!"

Agh! Stupid Jellal and his weird assumptions! Why can't he just listen to me for once! I angrily stormed off and ran home.

That idiot.

-Author POV-

Jellal watched as his beloved stomped off into the streets and sighed.

"She ha-jasfdhagfshag*cough cough*-tes you..." Levy attempted to roll the 'ates' but they just didn't work like the 'li's'.

The bluehead groaned and cursed under his breath.

"Tell me about it."

Scarlet harshly trudged home, practically leaving marks on the unfortunate roads that would later be identified as the footprints of Bigfoot.

She yelled in angst and slammed the door once in her house. Erza ran into her room and shut the door, changing into something more comfortable. When taking her jacket off, a small piece of paper fluttered to the floor.

"What?"

She opened it up, replaying Zancrow's words in her mind.

eRza ScArleT

uR gUnn d1E

CaNe hiKarU

Oh. So the big boy did know how to write...somewhat.

Oh boy.

A/N: How was that? Well if it sucked, too bad. Tell me how it sucked in a review? c: And those of you asking about LF, I'm on it! The temporary hiatus is gone, and I'm working on it, look forward!(or not?) P.S Check out Wolfy and Pearly's new collab! Always is Forever! Awesomeness. The least you guys can do for my birthday is tell me how bad this story is, kaay? Thanks for reading!