A/N: Oh gosh i didnt realize its already been 2 months since my last update...I HAVENT UPDATED SINCE NEW YEARS. Wtf. Wow. I'm so sorry lol.

She was mad.

No, she wasn't mad. She was mad when Jellal told everyone they were dating (or so she claims to be). This time, she was furious.

The following day, she completely ignored him and continued on with her daily school girl life. Erza woke up particularly early just in case he came to pick her up. So when, or if, he did, he'd be dumbfounded because she already left.

Obviously, she was serious about carrying out her silent treatment.

In first period, he walked up to her asking where she had been this morning. She responded with a "hmph" and a flip of her scarlet hair.

This action seemed to lead her to hell for the rest of the day.

In Biology, she got a paper airplane into her hair that read:

According to the second law of thermodynamics you should share your hotness with me

and

If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes

In chemistry, a sticky note on her desk, saying:

I want to stick to you like glue-cose

and

I wish I were adenine so I could be paired with U

In English, she found it craved into her desk (must have taken a long time...)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but U and I together. (Ok, there had to be a limit to the lameness of these lines)

Speaking of limits, in calculus, she found it typed in on her calculator.

Every time you walk into the room, I'm all imaginary numbers.

and

Every time I see you, it's like my quadratic equation gained a coefficient. (Note to self, she was gonna slap him for that one)

Exhausted from the onslaught of cheesy pickup lines, Erza walked out of her classroom.

Her mood lightened, absolutely, and maybe she'd forgive him. Maybe. And maybe she'd agree to this whole dating thing. Maybe.

Scarlet promptly walked into the student council room, expecting to see Jellal. And she did, of course. But the instant she saw his face, she burst into laughter.

"...Ahahahahahaha...Jellal...you're...hahahaha, you're great..."

"At?"

"Making the dumbest pickup lines and finding original ways to present them! You have skill, my dear friend."

"Oh..." he frowned and looked towards the floor.

"What?"

"Not your dear boyfriend?"

"Uh..."

Right on cue, Levy burst into the room, breaking the awkward silence.

"Hey guys~"

"Hey, Levy."

"Hi."

The blue haired girl furrowed her brows, carefully examining the predicament the young couple was in. Yup, couple. It was official, duh.

"Aw man!", Levy pouted and let out a sigh.

"What?"

"I broke the awkward silence."

"Psh, it was soooo not awkward, right Jellal?"

"No...it was pretty awkward."

"Dude."

"Anywaaaaays. I think that awkward silences are the best way for couples,like yourselves, to understand each other more. Just bask in the awkwardness while you can~ Bye!"

"And then there were 2."

"...bask in the awkwardness?"

"...yup."

"So...Jellal."

"So...Erza."

"We need to talk."

"We're talking right now, aren't we?"

"Zip it."

"Yes ma'am!"

"Heeeey."

"Whaaaat."

"Yes."

"What?"

"Yes."

"Yes, what?"

"Yes...-"

"I heard you the first 6 times, Erza."

"...-I'll go out with you."

"...you what."

"Oh, you don't want me to, that's ok!"

"WAIT NO, ERZA."

"Yessss?"

"I think I love you more..."

"More than?"

"-the Japanese love tentacle porn."

And somehow, within a few awkward seconds, the duo ended up being mixed in a bunch of laughs, smiles, and hugs.

...

"So where did you get all those from? Ahaha."

"What, my pickup lines? I don't know what you're talking about. They're all complete originals!"

"Oh yeah, 'If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd out U and I together' sooooo original!"

"Hey, I could have put 'F and U' together!"

"Whoa there. Slow your horses."

"I was kidding!"

They walked the path, and talked and laughed. An evening spent with giggles and chuckles and a plethora of puns.

"Jellal..."

He looked up to his GIRLFRIEND (oh yeaaaah) and smirked.

"Yes, Erza."

"Thanks for today...and uh...I...I like you."

"More than the Japanese love tentacle porn?"

"Watch it-I said like."

"More than they like it?"

"Possibly."

"Erzaaaa."

"Probably."

"There's room for doubt."

"Ok, yeah, positively."

"Hahaha."

-short and hopefully cute-
Ok so I've been getting some reviews saying that everyone's ooc. My bad. I'll try to stay in character lol. OH. And Ultear will show up soon lol.

ASDFGHJKL means that you're so frustrated you pound on your keyboard in a straight line, for those of you who were asking.

Now, an explanation of the pickup lines of you didn't get them.

Second law of thermodynamics says that every reaction creates entropy (random energy) also known as heat.

DNA helicase works as an enzyme on genes, so unzip jeans harharhar.

Glucose is sugar, sugar is sticky. Glue is sticky.

Adenine is paired with Uracil (U) in DNA and RNA.

Imaginary numbers are 'i'. So eyes hah.

When a quadratic equation gains a coefficient, the parabola gets wider and the graph looks like...uh...it looks like a penis. Yeah. Lol. Kay. So that's why Erza wants to slap him.

ANYWAYS. Thanks for reading~