A/N: Hey guys! Sorry for the late update lol. It's really late, isn't it? I was overflowed with school work and finals and boy problems lol. There was this senior at my school that I liked for a while, and sometime in March/April I told him that I liked him and he said that he liked me back. So like, we texted everyday and stuff and we made plans and I couldn't make it the first time. Then he asked me out again and he got sick that morning and couldn't make it. After that it just got kind of awkward and he stopped talking to me and I was just like wtf just happened lol. I ended up just being really confused, and now it's just like whatever because he graduated and I'll probably never see him again.

ANYWAY. Not that anybody cares, but I wrote a small drabble about our relationship. I call it: GrayZa. 'Cause he's really cold, just like Gray hahahaha. Minus the being shirtless all the time part. But yeah, you can check that out, it's called "Melting Ice".

For all of you who are still reading my stories and putting up with my whacked updated schedule, thank you so much! I made this chapter longish just for you c:

"So, Erza."

"Yes, Ms. Ur?"

"What's up with you and Jellal?"

"W-W-What!"

"Come on, just tell me. Or…are you still mad about me rejecting your friend request on facebook?"

"…"

"Hey, I would rather reject your friend request than get fired."

"Makarov would never fire you for that."

"School rules, Erza. School rules."

"Sure. You probably just have a bunch of profane pictures of yourself shirtless and drinking beer."

"WOAH. How did you know."

"Hahahaha…"

"I knew you stalked me, Scarlet!"

"Yeah, you're just too cool for school."

"So tell me about him~"

"No! You'll probably make some stupid jokes about it during class."

"Fine. You wanna play it hard? Be that way. I have Mirajane and Levy on speed dial."

"You're abusing your rights as a teacher."

"Yep yep."

It was nearing midnight and Jellal thought about giving Erza a call, but then decided against it. She was probably asleep now. Erza had a bedtime. Her bedtime was 8:30 p.m. She set up her own bedtime.

Regardless, Jellal was glad that she slept so much. It gave her those wonderful sparkles and flowers around her face. Or maybe that was just him. Erza was a princess, and she needed her beauty sleep, because OBVIOUSLY it was doing her a favor. Oh Erza. Such a pretty girl. And not any girl. His girl. Jellal's girl.

"Ahhhh what am I thinking about. I should stop giggling and get some sleep."

But he continued to giggle anyways. His gigglefest stopped when he heard a knock on the door.

Who would be at his door at 11:47? Knocking…knocking at his chamber door.

The blue haired man walked up to door and peeked outside. Damn, he couldn't see anything in this light. He rubbed his eyes before looking up again, startled to see a certain someone's pale white complexion.

"Ultear?"

"Hey, Jellal! Wanna get some tea?"

"With you? I think I'll pass."

Just as he was about to slam the door shut, Ultear whispered something that caught his interest; or rather, fear.

"Aren't you worried about your dear friend, Erza?"

He burst open the door and shouted, "What the hell did you do to her! Ultear you slutty skank, if you did anything, and I mean anything, to hurt Erza, I swear…I'll-!"

She narrowed her eyebrows and scoffed. "You swear you'll what? Huh, what will you do, Jellal? Don't get your panties in a twist so soon. I haven't done anything to her…yet."

"Yeah, you better not."

"Oh. Scary face you're making there. How cute. I'll offer it once more, would you like to have a cup of tea? There are some things I'd like to discuss with you."

"No way. Find someone else to have your tea party with. I'm done with you."

And with that, he crashed the door tightly and sighed. Oh yeah, he forgot to say something. Promptly opening the door again, and surprised to see Ultear still standing there, he looked at her in the eye.

"One more thing: I don't wear panties."

The morning came quickly while Jellal rolled around to and fro in his bed, still wondering about what Ultear was going to say. He got dressed and grabbed and apple before heading out the dorms and walking to pick Erza up.

"Hi."

"Hey. What's up?"

"Meh. You know, just the norm. Oh, and Ultear showed up knocking at my chamber door last night."

"Oh, that's good… WAIT THAT BITCH DID WHAT."

"She wanted to go and drink tea or something."

"That conniving, little fox."

"Aw, Erza… is this perhaps…JEALOUSY!"

"What are you getting so excited about! She just really ticks me off. No need to get your panties in a twist."

"…"

"Oh yeah, Jellal, can you go home by yourself today? I have some work to take care of after school. See ya in 2nd period. Bye!"

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"I DON'T WEAR PANITES!"

"HEY LAXUS!", Ur yelled across the room. "Stop skipping school, you little brat!"

Laxus yawned and put his feet up on his desk. "School is for pansies."

"I DON'T WEAR PANTIES!"

"Thanks for that totally unecessary info, Jellal."

Ugh. School is for panties-I mean pansies.

Jellal walked through the hall a kid with blue hair, green eyes, and a red scar on his face.

Great, now I'm hallucinating. Just keep staring at yourself Jellal, maybe you should introduce yourself. He's probably a nice kid.

"So class," Gildarts smiled excitingly, "I have some very cool antiques here today-"

"I DON'T WEAR PANTIES!"

"Okay, Jellal, I can understand you confusing pansies with panties, but antiques sounds nothing like panties."

The day dragged on as Jellal constantly mumbled under his breath that he didn't wear panties. He trudged to the student council room and opened the door.

"Jellal!"

"Hi, Levy."

"Jellal-kun! Why are you looking so down?"

"Hey, Lucy. I don't know."

"Jellal~ I hear you don't wear panties."

"Mira, you heard right."

"Aw, why the sad boo boo face? Did Erza slap you because you were caught making out with Zeref again?"

"AGAIN?"

Scarlet skimmed through the school's files in the principal's office.

How did Ultear find out about Siegrein? That was history. Did Zeref leak it? Nah, he would never do that. He liked Jellal. Maybe even as much as Erza did.

"Wow, I guess my feelings for Jellal are no match for Zeref's. I still will have to talk to him though."

She pulled out said student's documentation and ran her finger down the paper until stopping at the information that she wanted.

"Gotcha. Phone number."

Said blue head's phone began to ring that evening. "Oh! It's Erza." He quickly fumbled with the flip screen before forcing it open. First world problems.

"Hey, Erza, what's up?"

"That's my question! I head that you were acting down today. What's wrong? WAS IT ULTEAR? WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THE BITCH I'LL MAKE HER SIT ON HER OWN HANDS UNTIL THEY TURN NUMB AND USE THEM TO SLAP HERSELF. 'Why are you hitting yourself, huh, Ultear, huh?'"

"Hahahaha. Your humor never changes, Erza."

"Humor? I was serious…"

"Ouch."

"That's what I was looking for. So yeah, is anything bothering you?"

"Not really…other than the fact that you all thing I wear panties."

"…what?"

"Nevermind."

"Jellal. It's an expression."

"Whatever."

"Are you sure that's what's bothering you? Man, I thought you were more of a man than that."

"Hm…I make no promises." She chuckled lightly.

"But, you know Erza, I'm feeling awfully manly right now."

"Hah…oh really? How manly?"

"Manly enough to have the balls to ask you out to dinner tonight."

"Cute."

"So are you in? You might not be aware, but I clean up very nicely."

"Is that so? Well, I'll guess you'll have to show me exactly how well you clean up then."

"I'll pick you up at 7."

"Suit up."

It was a statement. It was not a question. It wasn't a wimpy, "uhhh would it be sort of okay to like pick you up at like 7…you know, if that's ok with you?" It was confidence and sexiness in one statement. It was," this is what I'm going to do and I know you're okay with that."

It was making her heart beat erratically.

She wore an elegant, silky black dress that exposed a substantial amount of her chest and her back. Her ears were decorated with milky white pearls that matched her necklace. The dress flowed all the way down to her calves which were also viewable from the left side of her dress due to a revealing slit. Her hair was neatly tied in a tight bun, not including a few side strands and her bangs. But to top it all off, she wore classy black stilts with small silver buckles on the side.

It was their first official date, after all. It was essential for her to make Jellal drool over her tonight.

He wore a classic black suit and pants with a scarlet red tie that matched his date's hair. How considerate of him.

"Wow…Erza you look…"

"Gorgeous, hot, sexy, beautiful, fantastic, like an angel?"

He chuckled deeply and whispered into her ear, "All of the above".

The red head giggled as he led her to her seat and sat across from her.

Their drinks came (let's call them glasses of fruit punch because underage drinking is a bad influence. Erza and Jellal are bad kids) and Erza took a sip of wine- I mean fruit punch ;)

"So, Jellal. You have the balls to ask me out, but you don't have the balls to tell me what's going on?"

"Nothing's going on! Don't worry about it."

"No, I'm going to worry about it because…"

"Because…?"

"Because you're my boyfriend and I care about you?"

"Say it again. But this time, don't make it sound like a question."

"Pushy much?"

"Just say it."

"I worry about you because you're my boyfriend and I care about you."

"Again."

"Jellal!"

"Pleeeeeeeeeease?"

"No! Now explain yourself. What did Ultear say to you?"

"Nothing…she just…she threatened to hurt you."

"Jellal. How long have we known each other?"

"Since the very instant we were born into this world because we were fated to love each other."

"…Sure, let's go with that. And have I ever not been capable of handling myself?"

"No…"

"So what makes you think I can't take care of myself now? Jellal, I'm your girlfriend because I really like you. But what I'm not, is a helpless damsel in distress that needs you to save me from trouble. I can handle my own problems."

"But…"

"Jellal, there's something I need to tell you."

"That you love me?"

"No. Well, yes…maybe…I DON'T KNOW. That's not what I was going to say though. Ultear…she…she knows about Siegrein."

A/N: So, how was it? I didn't but too much humor in it because I wanted the ending moment to be serious. Meh. You guys probably thought it was boring XD But still, i'd like to know your opinions! Review please~

Also, now that it's summer, I'll be updating quite frequently so look forward to reading (or look forward to having you email spammed). Hahaha, have a great summer guys!

Btw, "knocking on my chamber door" was an Edgar Allan Poe reference. He was a genius. "Suit up" is a reference to "How I Met Your Mother" (great show!) and now, "The Avengers"! I think Captain America says it.

Bye~